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The Denver Broncos
John Elway
Moderator
No.1
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This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.

The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:

Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:

>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life

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Sébastien Lévesque, Pony Artcow: Neverending Torment
Anonymous
No.15547
Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:
>>14435 →

Information:

>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.

>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.

>Age:
20.

>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.

>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)

>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)

>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)

>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)

>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)

>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)

>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
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Anonymous
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>>16545
>FAVORITE SITE
>DeviantArt, Google Maps, Fontmeme, Deepl translation, Wikipedia and Logopedia.
Even if he doesn't dare to admit it, /mlpol/ is always in his mind.
Anonymous
No.16547
>>16545
>favourite console: wii
What a fucking surprise! Did the "Wiimote" for that thing inject soy directly into your bloodstream when waggled?
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Fucking lol
Anonymous
No.16573
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Good news.
Canadian horsefuckers will join /mlpol/ in spring to restart Seb hunting.
That degenerate is so disgusting that Quebec wants him out.
Anonymous
No.16574
>>16573
Sounds good but do you have any sources on that? How many are involved?
Anonymous
No.16575
>>16573
>hon hon hon intesifie

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lolcow Indictment - Ricky Jr.
Anonymous
No.6132
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Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)

known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old

Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder

Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis

Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs

Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
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Ricky Raddness
No.16488
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>>16363
Thank You very much.
I truly appreciate it.
Prayer works.
Here have a meme
I made quickly.
Use it against leafs.
(JK)😂
Cooking Music
Ricky Raddness
No.16531
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Hey Poners, my father is getting better.
Thanks for the prayers.
I have been getting into cooking lately.
It is kinda fun and therapeutic.
I made a song about it. Have a listen.
https://youtu.be/Zf7Z9d-cN-w
Keep Entertaining Mr. God!
Ricky Raddness
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Hey Ninjer Ponies.
It has been a rough time.
My father has finally gotten out of
The hospital. Yay!
However, my sister got in touch today.
I am glad she is not dead.
Unfortunately, she cried crocodile tears to come home.
As you Poners know, I have no love for her lying ass.
Happily, I finished therapy, and am compliant on my probation. (Which you Poners know, I got on because of her lying in the courtroom.)
Well thankfully my other sister has custody of my nephew RC at the moment.
Which is half the reason I joined this discussion on mlpol.
Glad to inform you that RC is well, My father is healing, and I am doing the best I can. I have been cooking as of late. It is kind of a hobby. Luckily my food is tasty af!
Anywho, Poners
>Thank you for the prayers.
Here is a cool puppy video.
Love you all.
Your pal, ~theraddness~
https://youtu.be/v4me6sp3fkI
Anonymous
No.16570
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>>16569
Hello again Therad, its been a while. Congratulations(?) to your father for recovering health, as well as to you for being happy for your sister and you for being incredulous of your sister. I've been doing a Mein Kampf audiobook in /ub/ speaking of which,...
You should check it out. ^_^
Anonymous
No.16571
>>16569
I'm glad your father is doing better, and things are looking up. The food looks tasty too.
Anonymous
No.16572
>>16569
Happy to hear you are doing well and that your Father is getting better. All the best of wishes to you, your Father, RC and the puppy.
Love you too.

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Post in This Thread Every Time You Visit /sp/ V3.0: Gookmoot's Revenge
Anonymous
No.12151
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Last thread hit bump limit.
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Anonymous
No.16550
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I have a challenge idea
>1 week nofap
>binge watch seasons 1 and 2 without touching your benis once
Anonymous
No.16551
>>16550
>1 week nofap
This is meant for >>>/ub/
Anonymous
No.16558
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Anonymous
No.16562
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Anonymous
No.16566
For all the poor bastards still in Cali
https://youtu.be/HKABxhSTifI
Anonymous
No.16568
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Samantha "Samy" Master(s)
Anonymous
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Samy started dating an admitted Rapist not long after he dated her 15 year old niece and after she was married in a Whitecastle. Slick the rapist subsequently left Master(s) and Samy fell in love with Mandolorian from Bitwave.tv. After trying to hock her niece onto dispatch Samy has basically been e-whoring around from orbiter to orbiter, Thomas Dall admitted Pedophile included.
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Anonymous
No.16540
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Bald?
Anonymous
No.16548
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Anonymous
No.16553
Yes it’s all true yup now we aren’t moving so ... amen man
Anonymous
No.16557
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Mandalorian just got blown the fuck out on bitwave.tv by someone of the name ROONOOR? This has been going on for years but seems like this is samy's victim.
Anonymous
No.16563
>>16557
stop selfposting your schizo cries for attention
Anonymous
No.16567
Who are you^^^

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Anonymous
No.13035
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Horse and Horse related posting
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No.16515
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Anonymous
No.16518
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Anonymous
No.16536
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Tough Girl Gets Tossed From Horse's Back.
Anonymous
No.16538
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Teddy the Tiny Miniature Horse Has the Zoomies.
Anonymous
No.16561
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Anonymous
No.16565
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>Scientists Cloned an Endangered Wild Horse Using the Decades-Old Frozen Cells of a Stallion
>The cloned foal will hopefully provide an ‘infusion of genetic diversity’ as conservationists work to restore the Przewalski’s horse’s population
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/save-endangered-wild-horse-species-scientists-cloned-stallion-using-its-decades-old-frozen-cells-180976069/

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Music Thread
Anonymous
No.2487
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What are you listening too /sp/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs
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No.16505
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Anonymous
No.16533
I know it's basically a meme at this point but this is unironically a fantastic album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZVkESecXk
Anonymous
No.16534
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>>15628
This must be my favorite band... have a few older songs!!
Anonymous
No.16541
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>>16534
Have a couple more.
The older songs are the best, symbols of great power (album) is the most unique which thus makes it in my eyes the best since there is not very many songs in the world that compare to In The Circle or The Fire since they are very heavy and offensive to normal niggers.
Hidden In Plain Sight is underrated as well, it was dedicated to one of the band members and the quality of the album is honorable of him, it also has the 2nd best album cover next to Shall Prevail.
>Black Magick SS - Hidden in Plain Sight

I stand among st the sheep
Eyes opening, never sleep
I heard the call, imprisons the soul
A man will rise and take control

Hidden in Plain Sight(2x)

New life across the land
Star covering, take a stand
Cut out the weak, they hide and seek
We will find the truth inside

Hidden in Plain Sight(4x)

Hidden in Plain Sight(4x)
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No.16560
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>Cruachan - Pagan (2004)
A scourge on the world from the earliest days
Christ, his church and his sinister ways
Starter of wars, Instigator of crimes
Despoiler of cultures, Destroyer of minds

More people have died in the name of Christ
Than any other in the history of life
You kill all who oppose your perfidious might
A religion of conquest born in black light

Our father who art in heaven
Corruption be thy name
You blind your people with lies
False prophet your only gain
Thy kingdom come and be done
Your time is now at an end
The veil is slowly being lifted
Your past you must try to defend

They prey on our children so young and naive
These pedophile bastards they are a disease
They preach about love, or so I am told
But the love that they practice is twisted and cold.
Anonymous
No.16564
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Drunk Thread
Anonymous
No.1193
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Post here when drunk or high or whatever.
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>>16523
Drunk-posters untie!
Anonymous
No.16526
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>>16525
Anonymous
No.16530
>>16525
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Anonymous
No.16554
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Okay i am currently well and truly in the zone so i wanna post a guide here for what i am currently on.
>Cannabis
>Psilocybin
Chocolate
I tried dark chocolate (90%) with the mushrooms at the same time as i was researching what are good Monoamine oxidase inhibitors to induce stronger effects and create a stronger trip so i ate a small dose of the mushrooms (5 of them) and i am experiencing lots of feels right now, all of them are positive.
I feel a wave of energy flow all through my nerve ends and feel very wakeful and upbeat while i am having lots of creative thoughts, i didn't expect this to turn out as well as it has but i had 2 squares of the chocolate with the liberty caps, i took the cannabis oil about an hour and a half before the chocolate and mushrooms.
The hallucinations i am experiencing are the brightening of colors and shapes are more easily recognized, closed eye hallucinations are like waves of rainbows going from one side to the other.
I have a great appreciation of myself and my surroundings.
Groovy.
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>>16554
I'm back on the same stuff, except this time i had 3 squares and 10 mushrooms with the oil.
This stuff is some of the strongest shit i have ever been able to feel, i can feel pulses going through my nerves as i can feel my whole system of nerves being given energy, it's very peaceful but i know that i am alone which is sort of looming over me because i want to be with Fionn again, there is many things to worry about but i don't give a fuck as i have left that bullshit behind.
I feel almost complete, there is more to be found within myself but i am currently at a turning point to power, i feel whole but not the full loaf of bread yet, the tingling is very pleasurable and i can also feel all the organs of myself, the brain is the most heaviest feeling, it's hard to describe.

I could do an AMA as i am not currently at peak yet.
What do you fags want to know?
Anonymous
No.16556
I feel free metaphorically speaking i have a sense of release like i am in tune with my personal radio.
I am experiencing quite a lot of hallucinations, everything looks sort of distorted and melds together, it feels humble and nice.

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Arc System Works bullshit generator
Anonymous
No.16519
This generator makes randomly-generated funny shit

https://orteil.dashnet.org/randomgen/?gen=wMu6qiG3

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Have I guys seen these new chad memes? There pretty good
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>>16289
Berlin, we have a problem.
Anonymous
No.16295
>>16293

I know. Wasnt written by me. Some centrist and selfadmitted leftist cucks in the marenheit threads insist on repeating pol and mlpol bad dogma. I disavow.
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No.16319
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>>1428
danke herr doktor
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No.16320
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>>16319
>tfw replied to wrong post
I have shamed myself and my family.
Anonymous
No.16321
>>16320
It was meant to happen, i'm sure of it.
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