This is a board for the discussion of Football, the Denver Broncos, and John Elway.
The Denver Broncos are themselves Football, and John Elway is The Denver Broncos. This Divine Trinity is at the center of our faith. Do not forget the words of the Prophet Elway, conceived by Dan Reeves, born of the Lady Dash, the alpha and the omega, the first and the last:
Know thee that I am Elway. Look upon my glory and know that none of thee are worthy of Football. However, the Denver Broncos are merciful, and Football is Love and Life itself. And so, unworthy as thou art, Football has nonetheless chosen to shine its countenance upon thee. Heed now the Word and Commandments of the almighty Elway:
>Thou shalt have no other gods before Football
>Blasphemy against the Denver Broncos shall not be tolerated
>Honor thy Elway and thy Football
>Thou shalt not bear false testimony against football
>The name of the Oakland Raiders shall not be mentioned here
>Football is Love
>Football is Life
/sp/ - Football
Yea, for the Denver Broncos are Football Now and Forever
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Name: Richard "Ricky" Beachums Junior
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old
Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder
Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis
Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs
Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
Nicknames: "White Jesus", Radical Kendamas/ Kendama Korner
Age: circa 38 years old
birthday: around june 1980
ethnicity: White/Indian (Cherokee)
Gender: male
eye color: blue
sexual orientation: Bisexual
nationality: US american
occupation: Unknown, likely currently out of work
ideology: claims to be a Natsoc
religion: Christianity
Waifu: Radditz (DBZ)
Residence: Isle of Wight County, Virginia
Pets: 2 fertile dogs (male and female, one of them a beagle)
known relatives: - (susp.) younger sister with offspring
- neview, about 7 years old
Afflictions:
- Autism (susp.)
- Shizophrenia (susp.)
- compulsive hoarding disorder
Interests:
- Metal Music
- Moonman
- Toys (80's merchandise in particular)
- trying to become a drummer/rapper
- cosplaying as Jesus Christ
- amateur acting
- Kekism
- Trolling Chansites
- reading books (mostly political regarding judaism of some sort)
- making low quality youtube videos
- Posting his nudes on the internet
- pretending to be an oldschool 4chan oldfag
- advertising his youtube channel
- fanboy of Terry A. Davis
Misc:
- wears glasses
- shoulderlong brown hair
- Tattoos on the arms
- usually unshaven with a short beard
- possible alcoholic
- smoker
- possibly abuses soft drugs
Links:
http://archive.is/KtQXc
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnpQw7r6uQmTzn8i63ro4zA/videos
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Thanks Poners
Things have gotten a bit better. I a had a wonderful time hunting with my father the other day. We got a record number of rabbits. My Doggos are great hunters. I am trying to cut down on getting black out drunk. It kinda sucks to be a drunk asshole. Got 4 days no alcohol. So it is a good start.
Also, I am taking breaks from the internet. It seems that I actually do hate politics. Who knew? Keep Entertaining Mr. God. Love ya Poners. <3
Things have gotten a bit better. I a had a wonderful time hunting with my father the other day. We got a record number of rabbits. My Doggos are great hunters. I am trying to cut down on getting black out drunk. It kinda sucks to be a drunk asshole. Got 4 days no alcohol. So it is a good start.
Also, I am taking breaks from the internet. It seems that I actually do hate politics. Who knew? Keep Entertaining Mr. God. Love ya Poners. <3
Anonymous
No.16920
>>16918
Great to her from you and that you had a nice time with your dad and the doggos. Best of luck to you, your dad, the doggos and all your loved ones.
Great to her from you and that you had a nice time with your dad and the doggos. Best of luck to you, your dad, the doggos and all your loved ones.
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Seeing a fluffy pony thread on /mlp/ that didn't include these stupid fucking little ponies being tortured to death really triggered me.
Please help me feel better.
Please help me feel better.
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Anonymous
No.16688
yeh
Anonymous
No.16921
bruh
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Post any especially strange, memorable, or vivid dreams you have here! Technically this could go on /vx/ but it's less about interpreting the paranormal in dreams and more about just showing off your unconscious creative outlet. Writing down your dreams is a good habit to develop and this is the best place to share.
I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
I'll start:
Last night I dreamt that I was sitting in a car in the suburban neighborhood I grew up in except there were Chinese police around for whatever reason. I decided spontaneously to be rude to them (or commit a very petty crime in front of them, I’m not sure which) and make a getaway, though I knew the risk of getting caught was high. On the street corner was Adam West’s Batman who tried to stop me and ran to open my door as I accelerated but I distracted him by throwing out a tiny scented firecracker. I got on the main road and fell into worry that getting caught by the long arm of the law was inevitable so I thought to just give myself up peacefully, but because I was going at a leisurely pace and trying to follow traffic rules to the best of my ability I was not actually found. In fact, the cop car “chasing” me went on the ramp to the highway just ahead of me; in this setting this was incredibly lucky because he never suspected I was behind him. Also for some reason the highway connected the whole solar system but I was prepared for the long journey because I had a lot of water bottles. As I “left” the earth’s atmosphere (despite the police’s aim to prevent that) there was a transition to a sort of branching tree map to the outer solar system (sort of like pic related but more abstract and without color) and beyond with destinations marked in number of days to get there. I essentially fast-forwarded through all of this, went directly to “deep space” and wound up at a cozy small library with a fireplace and leather armchairs. I happened to meet the new cardinal of Argentina as I heard over a radio that the people of Argentina still consider Pope Francis as “their cardinal,” so I decided to be nice and actually respect him; then we read our respective books. Then I woke up.
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Anonymous
No.15880
>>15869
Oh shit, oh fuck! Not the autism, it's totally not like this wasn't unexpected!
>>15874
Not often, but when I get the urge to build something the legos I still have help.
>>15877
I don't mess around with the premade sets much, just fuck around with the pieces I already have. I just remember the sets because I got a few of them when I was younger and thought they were the best thing ever.
Oh shit, oh fuck! Not the autism, it's totally not like this wasn't unexpected!
>>15874
Not often, but when I get the urge to build something the legos I still have help.
>>15877
I don't mess around with the premade sets much, just fuck around with the pieces I already have. I just remember the sets because I got a few of them when I was younger and thought they were the best thing ever.
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I remember being in a crime-fighting/detective duo that was initially more like Sam & Max (extremely cartoonish and comedic in chasing down crooks with a car and making them crash into things; at one point we even defeated an enemy through a game of tag) and later more like Mr. Monk with his/my neuroticism. The car was super-realistic and constantly needed things to be fixed particularly with our style of driving: at one point there was a constant incessant beeping and we tried to figure out what it was but it was just the CD player with recordings of an old radio play. This crime-fighting spree went on for quite some time and was the best part but I forgot so much which is sad.
The city was so lawless that eventually the car got stolen with all our notes on the criminals we were chasing, which was depressing as we struggled to remember everything we wrote down and the baddies could use those notes. Being on foot at an outlying gas station we had no choice but to walk through the city all night. We didn’t see any more crime but one odd thing to pass at 2:30 in the morning was a line of schoolchildren finishing up a late-night meal and going back to a last half-hour class. Apparently the odd hours was due to time zone differences as this was for Chinese lessons with the instructors having a Skype or Zoom call for the whole class. My partner remarked that if people were this eager to learn Chinese then a program which actually respected people’s sleep schedules would make a killing.
Morning came up as we were still walking and I made the remark that it looked like Fallout with all the ruined buildings and empty lots strewn about; one scenic thing that caught my eye was an old stone house of sorts on a sea arch above the river. We talked about how though extensive regulations kept people and even us from exploring such ruins, nothing stopped criminals from using them as bases of operation. We went off the beaten path and did some rock climbing and taking different paths; my partner pranked me by feigning to let go when pulling me up a steep rock face
A bit later I felt like I wanted a drink and we were in the bustling downtown area. I bought three of a cool-looking cocktail with bitters, gin, something like grenadine syrup, and “an English muffin” more like a glutinous rice ball (if you’ve ever had those you’d know what I’m talking about). Later in a hotel room I found out that the cocktail–and many other exotic ones I prized–was owned by the Satanist LaVey family who put an imperceptible amount of serpent extract into every cocktail they owned. I was overcome with disgust and my partner and I talked about the growth of evil of evil in the world. My partner made a Lord of the Rings analogy to Sauron gaining power and I–being an utter autist–made a correction by saying it’s Morgoth and that Dagor Dagorath is approaching. I said people could prevent it if they wanted to but they’re so confused and unwilling to change their ways–I pointed out how this sounded pretentious but that everyone has an aspect of themselves to work on–that they were unlikely to organize against evil.
This was all following a different dream where I was in an apartment and for some reason I needed to keep getting glasses of water without being seen from my window. I think it was because the government wanted to ensure everyone was asleep but I was just really thirsty. There was a lot of other (non-spooky) stuff going on but I’m bad at remembering such bizarre dreams. It’s interesting for me how my distinct likes, surroundings, and concerns mesh together odd yet cohesive (for the most part) dreams. Looking forward to sleeping again and seeing what my mind cooks up.
The city was so lawless that eventually the car got stolen with all our notes on the criminals we were chasing, which was depressing as we struggled to remember everything we wrote down and the baddies could use those notes. Being on foot at an outlying gas station we had no choice but to walk through the city all night. We didn’t see any more crime but one odd thing to pass at 2:30 in the morning was a line of schoolchildren finishing up a late-night meal and going back to a last half-hour class. Apparently the odd hours was due to time zone differences as this was for Chinese lessons with the instructors having a Skype or Zoom call for the whole class. My partner remarked that if people were this eager to learn Chinese then a program which actually respected people’s sleep schedules would make a killing.
Morning came up as we were still walking and I made the remark that it looked like Fallout with all the ruined buildings and empty lots strewn about; one scenic thing that caught my eye was an old stone house of sorts on a sea arch above the river. We talked about how though extensive regulations kept people and even us from exploring such ruins, nothing stopped criminals from using them as bases of operation. We went off the beaten path and did some rock climbing and taking different paths; my partner pranked me by feigning to let go when pulling me up a steep rock face
A bit later I felt like I wanted a drink and we were in the bustling downtown area. I bought three of a cool-looking cocktail with bitters, gin, something like grenadine syrup, and “an English muffin” more like a glutinous rice ball (if you’ve ever had those you’d know what I’m talking about). Later in a hotel room I found out that the cocktail–and many other exotic ones I prized–was owned by the Satanist LaVey family who put an imperceptible amount of serpent extract into every cocktail they owned. I was overcome with disgust and my partner and I talked about the growth of evil of evil in the world. My partner made a Lord of the Rings analogy to Sauron gaining power and I–being an utter autist–made a correction by saying it’s Morgoth and that Dagor Dagorath is approaching. I said people could prevent it if they wanted to but they’re so confused and unwilling to change their ways–I pointed out how this sounded pretentious but that everyone has an aspect of themselves to work on–that they were unlikely to organize against evil.
This was all following a different dream where I was in an apartment and for some reason I needed to keep getting glasses of water without being seen from my window. I think it was because the government wanted to ensure everyone was asleep but I was just really thirsty. There was a lot of other (non-spooky) stuff going on but I’m bad at remembering such bizarre dreams. It’s interesting for me how my distinct likes, surroundings, and concerns mesh together odd yet cohesive (for the most part) dreams. Looking forward to sleeping again and seeing what my mind cooks up.
Anonymous
No.16144
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Last night i had a dream where Goebbels and Hitler were visited by space daemons in Wewelsburg castle (i'm not kidding) so the year was set in the 1930's before the war and they were disguised as German scientists but they had funny eyes and weird behavior, there were 3 of them and they showed a lot of their tech to H and G at first but after a they showed these things (like huge machines and crystals with strange properties) they began to experiment on them with lots of different devices, they experimented on Hitler more than Goebbels, they would leave insect bite marks on the back of the head where the spine ends and they had a very keen interest in a moth that would fly around the castle (mostly sexually), they stayed and did weird things for 6 hours 6 minutes and 6 seconds, no one could go in or out of the room while they were there so no SS could intervene and after they had done they used a sort of telescope device that they plugged themselves into and shot up into the sky like a shooting star.
That was it, i think this is probably the most weirdest dream i have ever had, it was as if it came straight out of a H.P. Lovecraft story.
That was it, i think this is probably the most weirdest dream i have ever had, it was as if it came straight out of a H.P. Lovecraft story.
Anonymous
No.16889
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>Play a new vidya, a RPG
>think Might and Magic VI with a Fallout:NV-esque setting
>it’s really good
>multi-path skill-tree for every skill/trait so you can specialize for crazy stuff like “40% better talking in a bar” rather than just adding a point into speech, but you can still do that if you want
>decently designed tech tree with tons of options where you can go into medicine and with enough points even build a bioweapons lab
>you can even go full melee and innovate new shields that protect you better
>have had a fun time in the game and leveled up several times, have a character designed like a western sheriff
>join this random mission
>I have to infiltrate this base of modern elites
>they have the sort of decor and costumes of that old Rothschild party
>UI is gone
>on one previous attempt I lost, presumably to getting shot, got a weird game-over screen with a monkey head and the caption “The future is monkey”
>they ask me to eat raw duck meat straight off the bone, my NPC partner does, I realize that it’s probably sacrificed to Moloch and I don’t want to be mind-controlled, but my main concern is not getting salmonella
>book it, but apparently I did what I needed to do anyway and I just need to escape
>get outside to a poorly rendered patio with rotary phones everywhere
>call 911, but rather than get any help I interrupt some stranger’s ordinary emergency call
>my character is a police officer so I help him out, get him to call the right place
>pursuers get closer, one of them is a tall gangly man who is clearly a monkey
>run away really easily, though I assume that monkeyman is faster than me
>get outside an absurdly tall wall/fence that’s just a metal wall copypasted over and over
>on both sides are equally absurd trees, I worry that monkeyman is climbing rather than running
>melancholic music plays loudly, as if this is some grand utopian future I’m disrupting
>I must be really good at running because I left tall monkeyman in the dust a long ways off
>M16 is lying on the ground on the ground for some reason
>poorly animated, poorly programmed short monkey spawns nearby just walks past, right into the water
>the game expects me either to shoot my pursuer, now on a distant hill I passed or to keep running
>I’ll do what it expects least, I’m the sort to try out every option, I saved after all
>run into water after janky monkey, at last second it turns on me
>game over screen is of a monkey headwith bloody eyes, moving around on a screen like a DVD logo screensaver with loads of smaller monkey heads behind it, gameover text is “The Future is Monkey”
>music is slowed and distorted
>can’t even play the game anymore, it’s all replaced with that screensaver
>mfw this freaks me out
>mfw my brain not only programs really good games for me, but really good horror games
>think Might and Magic VI with a Fallout:NV-esque setting
>it’s really good
>multi-path skill-tree for every skill/trait so you can specialize for crazy stuff like “40% better talking in a bar” rather than just adding a point into speech, but you can still do that if you want
>decently designed tech tree with tons of options where you can go into medicine and with enough points even build a bioweapons lab
>you can even go full melee and innovate new shields that protect you better
>have had a fun time in the game and leveled up several times, have a character designed like a western sheriff
>join this random mission
>I have to infiltrate this base of modern elites
>they have the sort of decor and costumes of that old Rothschild party
>UI is gone
>on one previous attempt I lost, presumably to getting shot, got a weird game-over screen with a monkey head and the caption “The future is monkey”
>they ask me to eat raw duck meat straight off the bone, my NPC partner does, I realize that it’s probably sacrificed to Moloch and I don’t want to be mind-controlled, but my main concern is not getting salmonella
>book it, but apparently I did what I needed to do anyway and I just need to escape
>get outside to a poorly rendered patio with rotary phones everywhere
>call 911, but rather than get any help I interrupt some stranger’s ordinary emergency call
>my character is a police officer so I help him out, get him to call the right place
>pursuers get closer, one of them is a tall gangly man who is clearly a monkey
>run away really easily, though I assume that monkeyman is faster than me
>get outside an absurdly tall wall/fence that’s just a metal wall copypasted over and over
>on both sides are equally absurd trees, I worry that monkeyman is climbing rather than running
>melancholic music plays loudly, as if this is some grand utopian future I’m disrupting
>I must be really good at running because I left tall monkeyman in the dust a long ways off
>M16 is lying on the ground on the ground for some reason
>poorly animated, poorly programmed short monkey spawns nearby just walks past, right into the water
>the game expects me either to shoot my pursuer, now on a distant hill I passed or to keep running
>I’ll do what it expects least, I’m the sort to try out every option, I saved after all
>run into water after janky monkey, at last second it turns on me
>game over screen is of a monkey headwith bloody eyes, moving around on a screen like a DVD logo screensaver with loads of smaller monkey heads behind it, gameover text is “The Future is Monkey”
>music is slowed and distorted
>can’t even play the game anymore, it’s all replaced with that screensaver
>mfw this freaks me out
>mfw my brain not only programs really good games for me, but really good horror games
Anonymous
No.16910
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Had a dream the other night where I was a Space Wolf from 40K. I don't remember much else, but I know that it all took place inside their fortress monastery on Fenris with a massive blizzard going on outside, but inside was warmed by a few fuckhuge Astartes-pattern fireplaces and all of us were there listening to Bjorn the Fell-Handed recount a story to us all and at some point the story shifted from Leman Russ and kicking ass to Luna and Celestia having fun in a snowstorm similar to this one. I'm not entirely sure why Bjorn decided to take the story in that direction, but if I had to guess it was because this is the 10th time in as many millennia that they've woken him up just to talk about Lemon Ruff instead of fighting and he's getting tired of it, but oh well.
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Since this is pretty much pony /b/, so in honor of the old Chan culture the board is incomplete without a spider man thread.
Anything spider man related is welcomed, whether it be the 1960's version, comics or whatever else.
Anything spider man related is welcomed, whether it be the 1960's version, comics or whatever else.
Anonymous
No.16829
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Anonymous
No.16830
File (): CDC8AEC826AEBCFF01CC0F2924EE3062-663939.m4v (648.4 KB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:00:15, With A Wave Of my Finger.mp4) [play once] [loop]
Anonymous
No.16882
File (): 24031594C5B076D0D80D672650488CE6-27057244.m4v (25.8 MB, Resolution:514x360 Length:00:09:46, Spiderman 1967 - The Witching Hour.mp4) [play once] [loop]
Spider man 1967; The Witching Hour.
Anonymous
No.16909
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Last thread hit bump limit.
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Anonymous
No.16792
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Anonymous
No.16847
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Anonymous
No.16878
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Kike money.
Anonymous
No.16886
Fuck
Anonymous
No.16887
Jews.
Anonymous
No.16905
File (): F487BA325B72D661B2DE4ED9D21E5617-5721543.mp4 (5.5 MB, Resolution:480x854 Length:00:00:56, Professional Unlocks Car Without a Key in Seconds.mp4) [play once] [loop]
Professional Unlocks Car Without a Key in Seconds.
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Horse and Horse related posting
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Anonymous
No.16721
File (): 0D11B2951881322582AE1221D95DBCD7-4751599.mp4 (4.5 MB, Resolution:854x480 Length:00:00:52, Welsh Mountain Ponies.mp4) [play once] [loop]
>Welsh Mountain Ponies
Anonymous
No.16724
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>Connemara Ponies of Ireland
Anonymous
No.16747
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All dressed up for a Broncos game.
Anonymous
No.16902
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Did you ever wonder what would happen if Styxhexenhammer had a retarded lefty brother who streamed his life away eating grease burgers in a dirty apartment?
Well, wonder no more.
I Present you KingCobra JFS, a toxic e-begger cow with assburgers who copes with his unwarranted self-importance by pretending to be a womanizing literaly demon wizard on the internet. Imagine someone with a DSP business Model, a light Chris Chan Mindset and the stubborn idiocy of Kittystyle while rocking a hot topic grimy goth look.
Josh has been streaming en masse since at least 2013. Much of his content has been archived and highlighted. He was until i discovered him via Danknet one of the most obscure cows with a long term dedicated Detractor community i have seen in years. He was documented for lolcow purposes since at least 2016, with him gaining enough infamy since summer 2018 to be more widely recognized.
Ever since his covered in 2019, Cobra is getting more notorious by the month. If you were looking to get into a new cow or a toxic streamer to detract from, this hairy chameleon provides you with a wealth of unintentional comedy and some of the best Highlight clip channels i have witnessed ever since i got into cow herding. He produces milk practically daily and is easy to find on youtube and facebook, with an engaged and active troll community to boot. Also, dont look into his left eye. It sees the darkness...
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Anonymous
No.14800
>>14799
I haven't watched too much, only a few of the compilations, but I can't disagree with anything you say.
>What Saunders Needs is to get a proper facewiping from someone who does not take his wax on tardy potter bullshit.
It is highly likely he won't be particularly fazed by it given his ego. From the little I've seen I think he has an knack of writing stuff like that it off as an hater or troll.
But given that he pre-opens packages and pre-views videos before making "reaction videos" might hint that the facade is cracking a bit.
I haven't watched too much, only a few of the compilations, but I can't disagree with anything you say.
>What Saunders Needs is to get a proper facewiping from someone who does not take his wax on tardy potter bullshit.
It is highly likely he won't be particularly fazed by it given his ego. From the little I've seen I think he has an knack of writing stuff like that it off as an hater or troll.
But given that he pre-opens packages and pre-views videos before making "reaction videos" might hint that the facade is cracking a bit.
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>KingCobraJFS - Cobra Classics: The Infamous Hair Dye Video
Full Stream - 64 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWnqfqeejSI
Highlight clip - 11 minutes
https://youtu.be/9ELpTHMamGE
Original Streamed in March 2013
Josh decides its time to level up from a mall emo to a mall goth, covering his luscious locks and shoulders with slag from the local chemical plant. At least he was smart enough to use gloves. Nevermind all the dirt near his face and eyes.
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>Snake Bones ep. 5: Josh and Autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DELq8EpMjpc
Serial Detractor Seizure Robot 5000 and various guests talk about the wild subjects of the Cobraverse in a fine cowboy atmosphere.
I listened into some and its good stuff, he even made a stream with Bitesize. This is at least on the level of stream.me detractor streams, if not above. Fine production quality too with custom animations and clips.
Anonymous
No.14848
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>Local Access Television: GothicKingCobra52's "Chi Ball"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMcutG87WhY
Josh explains the science behind a Naruto Chi Ball. 8 minutes
by the looks of it this video was recorded some time around or before 2013 when he was still living at this fathers place.
he was around 20 years old at the time of this video.
Anonymous
No.14876
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvhchxHUCA0
an hour long mini documentary about Saunders from early 2014,
before he took a deep dive into cow depravity.He was by no means normal compared to a normal person,
but look at him then and now. the difference is almost frightening.
Anonymous
No.16896
he lives at "The Marian" in Casper WY now - as leaked by Homeboy Scotty's sister.
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Anonymous
No.16649
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The Sisters Of Mercy "Lucretia My Reflection" (Extended/Remastered)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZGVDzQmoI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hZGVDzQmoI
Anonymous
No.16719
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Anonymous
No.16758
Anonymous
No.16852
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>Death SS - Baron Samedi
Anonymous
No.16895
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Grenade. Gun. Flamethrower. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little autist. But God accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: eXtra chromosomes.
Previous thread:
>>14435 →
Information:
>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.
>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.
>Age:
20.
>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.
>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack.The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas. Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)
>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)
>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)
>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)
>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)
>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
Previous thread:
>>14435 →
Information:
>Internet Alias:
PonySeb.
>Real Name:
Sébastien Lévesque.
>Age:
20.
>Location:
Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.
>Overview:
Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack.
Interests include:
>Corporate entities
>Cum inflation
>Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.)
>R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.)
>Collecting stupid fucking lanyards
>Anthro
>Likely to be a furfag
>Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan
>Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.)
>Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook
>Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^)
>Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death
>Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers)
>Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>Derpibooru profile: :'(
https://derpibooru.org/profiles/PonySeb
(https://archive.is/9LUTP)
>Artist tag:
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-sebtheartist
(http://archive.ph/hYBhi)
>Personal website:
https://sebdash.wixsite.com/monsite/
(Site seemed to not agree with archive.today for whatever reason, though someone else might have better luck with it.)
>Twitter: (Likely dead, last post was in November of last year)
https://twitter.com/LvesqueSbastie2
(http://archive.ph/0QfPC)
>Deviantart:
https://www.deviantart.com/theautisticarts
(https://archive.fo/rLxDe)
(https://archive.vn/2uf5y)
(https://archive.fo/kwelH)
(https://archive.vn/tBsnA)
>And of course, his facebook: ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'\\\\з=(•_•)=ε//'̿'̿ ̿
https://www.facebook.com/sebastien.levesque.3990
(https://archive.fo/t4qIF)
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agkandvideomaker2000 you're goin' to jail because you're just a stupid piece of mexican shit. fuck you!
forget seb, let's just discriminate agkandvideomaker2000!
forget seb, let's just discriminate agkandvideomaker2000!
Anonymous
No.16915
>>16912 We ain’t derailing the subject of the thread on a stupid Mexican that hasn’t done shit in the same league as the canadian fat fuck. Unless, you are probably Seb behind this waste of a post in here. I mean, nobody hates this random ass user more than him; It’s extremely suspicious when you are attempting to derail the subject of this thread using that AGK guy as a scape goat
Anonymous
No.16916
>>16912
Hi, Seb. I see you're taking your renewed suspension well. Nice shitty crop-job on the prison bars, btw.
Hi, Seb. I see you're taking your renewed suspension well. Nice shitty crop-job on the prison bars, btw.
Anonymous
No.16925
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Looks like Seb's trying to recruit some hackers to (potentially) break into and delete the accounts of the people he doesn't like. While I doubt this will go beyond Seb desperately trying to find ways to silence those who laugh at him, it still might be worth keeping an eye on.
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