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The Great Reset
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The Great Reset.
Basically, the Great Reset isn’t so much a plan in itself as it is a description of many other plans that have already been put into action. It’s the thing that patriots have been describing all these months since the coronavirus conspiracy began: Elites and Jews want to strip you of all your rights, create a global government, end private property, make you live in a pod and eat bugs while surviving on “UBI” credits that are awarded to a computer chip in your hand. The world government wants to be a public-private partnership between the UN and multinational corporations. These corporations will become feudal powers and they’ll basically own portions of the population that live in their pods, eat their bug rations and take their sleeping pills.
The “Great Reset” is just explaining all that like it’s going to be great.
It is important, because they are literally saying they’re going to end private property. The Jews literally plan to destroy Christianity and Western Civilization, and enslave you. The New World Order is here.
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>EU Gives Go-ahead For Eating WORMS
>Is a Total Lockdown Coming to the USA?
>Based on Bill Gate’s character and stories that leaders have been bribed and threatened, as stated by Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko and stories coming from Africa, show that this is a global coup to impose their environmental dictates upon the entire world. Destroying the American consumer will have a major economic decline for the entire world into 2022, and NOBODY will stand up to defend the people against this wholesale corruption. You CANNOT wipe out our civilization and build it back better in a year or two. It takes decades for this to unfold even naturally and centralized control by governments makes it worse — just look at why communism failed because of centralized control.
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Can I get a source on that streme anon.
>The Ten Stages of Genocide
>Examining the “10 Stages of Genocide” created by the American genocide scholar Gregory H. Stanton, we come to see the horrific conditions from the past dictatorships reflected right in front of our faces. We are on a path to global genocide.

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Continuing from my last post: >>294025 →

Once again, Velvet's basic argument here seems to be that killing in self defense or in defense of others is okay, but she draws a line in the sand at doing it for profit. It would be hard to justify Littlepoop's actions at the slaver colony by this logic.

Self-defense, as far as I'm concerned, is right out. She attacked them, and they were the ones defending themselves; again, the morality of who the slavers were or what they were doing doesn't factor into the equation here. As to the defense of others, you could argue that she was acting in defense of the slaves, but on the other hand the slaves didn't ask for her help, and she had no direct connection to them that justified getting involved.

Also, she drew the train ponies and arguably the entire town of New Appleoosa into her fight against their will, and got the train ponies killed. Does rescuing a few slaves balance out the equation and justify the loss of all that innocent life? Again, it's not particularly important what you or I might think about this; the issue is that these questions ought to have been weighing heavily on Velvet's mind for most of the past few days, but by all appearances they haven't. Really, the author has a pretty nice opportunity here to create a difficult moral dilemma for Velvet, and develop her character by having her try to solve it, but unfortunately this seems to have gone over his head as usual.

We also have LP's actions since the train scene to consider. Between the farm scene and their first meeting with Gawd, there was an entire scene in which LP and Calamity butchered another group of raiders. That wasn't in self defense at all, nor was it in defense of others; they walked up, picked a fight with the raiders, and then killed them all. Here is exactly what happened:

>Velvet Remedy crouched beside me, tending to a gash in Calamity’s side. To her credit, she’d actually tried to talk to the raiders. They returned her hello with some extremely perverted suggestions, at least one of which involved necrophilia. That’s when Calamity started picking off the ponies who had taken sniping positions on the roofs.
So basically, they were walking along the road and they came across a group of raiders. Velvet made an effort to talk things out, the raiders insulted her, and Calamity started shooting. Does this sound like self defense or defense of the innocent to you?

Granted, the raiders probably would not have let them pass and it would have escalated into violence one way or the other, but from Velvet's perspective this shouldn't matter; Calamity was the one who opened fire, so technically their side initiated the conflict. Plus, they could have just as easily turned around and found a way around the settlement, which is what what Velvet would likely have favored.

Anyway, now let's hear Littlepoop's side of the Gawd-contract debate:

>I felt like I was bleeding out, dying. But the more they yelled at me, the more I realized I had already chosen my course. I just had to make them understand why.
>“Silver Bell.”
Oh yeah, Silver Bell. I'd almost forgotten about her. As I recall, Deadeyes, for some reason, made an entry in his accounting ledger in which he confessed to being responsible for the farm attack that killed her parents. Well, I suppose that's a good enough reason to murder somepony as far as Littlepoop's logic goes. So, the question is: does the additional moral justification of Deadeyes being an icky meanie-pants baddie-pone who deserves a horrible poopoo death solve the ethical dilemma for Velvet, and also for Calamity who for some reason has a problem with murder for hire all of a sudden? Let's find out.

Littlepoop goes on to explain what she read in the ledger: that Deadeyes sent his evil meanie-pants poopoo henchmen to murder Silver Bell and her sister's parents in front of them. They also did it really slow and gruesome and made it really really painful, probably with ball-torture and butt stuff and everything, and they did a lot of other bad meanie-pants stuff too, like prank call a bunch of pizzas to Silver Bell's farm that she didn't order, and they left flaming doodie bags on her front porch that she had to step on to put out, and...and...

Anyway, you get the point. Blah blah blah, Deadeyes was a baddie and this justifies turning him into worm food; we've heard this bit before. How do her friends react?

>Calamity spoke first. “Well, now, that changes things.”
Of course it does. Killing for material gain is always wrong, even if it's not material gain you're receiving as compensation for killing, but is just the regular type of material gain you normally get from doing the type of killing you normally do anyway. But, if the pony you're killing is BAD, well that just changes everything now doesn't it?

>Velvet Remedy shook a little, but stayed firm. “What does it change?”
Velvet Remedy taking a moral stand for once? In my Fallout Equestria? It's more common than you think lol not really.

>Velvet Remedy shook a little, but stayed firm. “What does it change?”
>“Ain’t murder no more,” Calamity stated without reservation. “It’s justice.”
>Velvet shook her mane. “Revenge, you mean.”
What's vexing to me about all of this is that kkat clearly wants to explore some complex moral questions in this story, but obstinately refuses to put even a tiny bit of serious thought into the questions he wants to explore. The only character in this story with any clearly-defined ideals is Velvet Remedy, and she almost goes out of her way to avoid adhering to them most of the time. Everyone else seems to (loosely) follow a basic-bitch white-hats-vs-black-hats code of morals that basically amounts to: "bad stuff is bad, unless the pony you are doing bad stuff to is also bad, in which case bad stuff is good."
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Those poisoning the well attempts of yours are getting shittier each time you try it, cuck. Best part is I don't CARE what your actually retarded opinions are, Nigel, otherwise I wouldn't be laughing this hard at 0142 hours. Also, what a lovely set of blatantly stupid projections you've got going! You are an offense to general decency since you CANNOT objectively control your literal autistic spasms. All I've done is call out your niggerfaggotry while stating HOW you should stop being such a colossal basic bitch. You want a tl;dr of objectives on how to not be said colossal piece of shit? Fuck you, you quarter-kike twat, I've done that 10+ times now, and you STILL haven't accomplished ONE POSITIVE CHANGE. Cry harder bitch, your "b-b-buh everyone hatin' on m-m-me" moments are absolutely hilarious to see what inane dipshit "muh feelz r hurt goyz, i dindu nuffin rong!" responses are dropped next. Your own self-imposed lack of so-called >>>maturity<<< is the problem as to why NO ONE LIKES YOU. I have explained, THOROUGHLY, TIME and TIME AGAIN, what is wrong with you, and you have ZERO consistency when trying to deliver on your always fialed (((promises))) to cease being a filled shitcanoe. After all, correlation DOES exist to causation... except when brainlets like you can't get out of their victimhood mental midget mentality especially since you can't connect your floating mood spasms to how much of a shitty person you are. I don't find you annoying. No, I find you a disgusting subhuman abomination of a racemutt britnigger. Go kill yourself in a public park and feed the worms, you quarter-kike shitstain. That'll be the best action you can ever take.

I distinctly recall this part with utter abhorrence. K "I love zebra dicks because I'm a gigantic cuck" kat has no idea of what he's even writing about. (Most) of the Brotherhood of Steel throughout Fallout 1, Fallout 2, and FN:V are a bunch of xenophobic ingrates. They're proud of being isolated, obnoxiously knowledgeable about technology, and even more obnoxiously proud of how they SHOULD prevent any advanced technologies from being used, even IF said tech could prevent World War 4! Why? "Because m-muh traditions sez so!" There's a rather abrupt few moments in F:NV when Veronica, a not-so-closeted faggot gal companion (and not ironically the WORST companion) casually mentions in offhanded manners that the BoS are close to relying on incest for their 'recruitment' possibilities. Yes, you read that right: the literal queerbitch is squicked out by rampant xenophobia and inability to adapt to changing conditions... because she was lambasted and essentially exiled for having a TEENAGE GIRL FLING with another girl of the (((holy order of technology))). This shit isn't quite Cult Mechanicus levels of unadaptive retardion, though it's damned close.

Even worse is the fact that there IS a good 'ending' for the Mojave Brotherhood of Steel, one that possibly could have been canon: an Independent (No Gods, No Masters) end in F:NV has the Brotherhood of Steel slowly adapt to the odd, technologically needy ways of New Vegas. They don't exactly like (depending on which of the 2 leaders [POTENTIALLY a third if you include one cut content NPC in the Mojave BoS ranks] is chosen to lead) what they're forced to give up, but in return for assurances against both the NCR and the Legion, they massively improve the infrastructure of an Independent New Vegas to the point where it becomes 100% self-sufficient. The choices made with Veronica are so-so: either she wanders off and dies as a hermit while sneaking in to fix 'ancient machines/technology' from time to time, or she isn't much of a butch dyke anymore and goes on to change a great deal of the Mojave Brotherhood of Steel's opinions in positive aspects. However, she still doesn't change their disgust towards faggots and queers, which is quite amusing.
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I've already told you I'm 100% white. Continuing to correct you on that point or any of your other repeated incorrect points won't do much, will it? You'll just keep being an angry slanderous jew. But why? Are you projecting your hatred of my country's government onto me? I hate my country's government too.
My favourite part about the FNV's depiction of the Brotherhood Of Steel is how it deconstructs everything about them. Veronica is a good BOS member who wants it to change, but it can't be changed overnight by good intentions.
200 years after the bombs drop, settlements aren't afraid of the BOS any more. The safest thing the Brotherhood can do is lock themselves away in their bunker because they aren't willing to form good relationships with towns that could use their help. Raiders able to prey on every mistake the NCR makes while they're spread too thin to finish them off in a week see more success than the BOS ever did when they and Helios were considered a priority for the NCR. They're not as invincible as they think they are. They're killed by Deathclaws, they're killed by artillery barrages, and they lost many men at Helios because the NCR outnumbered them. This chapter is the embodiment of everything negative in what the original Brotherhood was: Small, irrelevant, unable to save the world single-handedly yet religiously dedicated to hoarding tech and knowledge that could save lives. In their current state, they can't be a major power or win the game. And their dedication to the "glorious Codex", a book of traditions and tactics and so on written hundreds of years ago, stops them from adapting to the changing conditions of the modern Wasteland. You need to give these dumbfucks plot armour and infinite resources like in Fallout 3 and 4 before they can be important.
But the best part has to be the Pulse Gun, a gun that fucks up power armour and robots. With this gun, one Jet-fueled junkie can fuck up multiple paladins. Power Armour's rare, expensive to maintain, and it requires training to use safely. And that superior training means nothing in the face of this gun. There are other guns that CAN pierce armour, but they're big. This thing's small, cheap, and accurate. It's not just a gun that kills BOS soldiers, it's the gun that kills the main advantage the BOS relies upon. It kills the hopes and dreams of the BOS. If it was mass-produced, the BOS would be fucked. And all this evidence that the BOS is wrong still isn't enough to stop them from being what the authors think of fundamentalists.
The BOS would need literal fucking magic to save themselves from a fate of irrelevancy or certain death or scariest of all, positive change. You'd need the power to magic endless soldiers and resources and giant robots and blimps into reality out of nowhere.
Equestria has magic.
Fallout Equestria has magic.
Kkunt made his BOS knockoff into Earth Ponies because that's "authentic" to what he's ripping off mindlessly: stronk guys with big guns and moar metul plaet armur for extra stronk.
But a Unicorn in Power Armour...
If you say Power Armour blocks magic from getting through, it makes that armour useful in a world of enemy wizards but bad for BOS Unicorns.
But if Power Armour had some kind of "Horn Enhancer" or artificial horn built into it? Perhaps a VATS/SATS-like on-board targeting system complete with a searchable digital library of spells?
Suddenly it makes more sense that these faggots in steel cans are able to take on Alicorns, produce resources and ammo for themselves in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, and maintain their own power armour without the aid of dedicated technicians living with you in a bunker. Their decentralized scattered nature becomes an advantage, not a crippling weakness. Would you lose as many soldiers when you've got Brotherhood Priests, aka field-medic healers in Power Armour with magical shields and healing spells? And would losing soldiers be as big a deal when there are fertility spells to make mares produce Shrek's Nightmare numbers of foals, along with animation spells built into the Power Armour suits so the suits can take over if their pilot is ever killed or brainwashed or put to sleep?
What BOS soldier wouldn't want their soul captured and put into a giant BOS robot so they can continue to fight against the Brotherhood's enemies until they're no longer needed and allowed to ascend to pony heaven? They'd miss being able to eat and shit, but they can get that back after ascending.
Also, fuck Kkat for calling these guys the Steel Rangers.
The Rangers are something completely different. Combining these leather-duster survivalist sharpshooter badasses with the Power Armour-clad BOS makes no sense for their origin, tactics, personalities, or goals.
Kkat tries to make everything "Bigger" while ripping it off. Sometimes he'll combine multiple Fallout things. Often abandons what made the element interesting and unique in the first place. It's a shame that for the BOS, he only made it "Bigger" by building assorted big guns like grenade launchers and miniguns into their power armour while doing nothing creative with magic or the pony-world setting.
The BOS was created from US Army remnants. If the Pony BOS has the same origin, they should use some cool magical bullshit the Equestrian military had! Not that Kkat thought to give them magic portal-making radios or magically-refilling MRE boxes or even self-firing floating guns or anything like that at all.
The Sci-Fi Bullshit of Power Armour is a blank cheque just like Magic.
Combine the two and this armoured faggot Steeltoe could be powerful enough, and have enough interesting weapons and spells and powers, to make up for how bland and uninteresting he is! We'd all be on the edge of our seats wondering what awesome ability he'll pull out of nowhere next and what cool thing he'll do next, making him the best character in this story!
That last part's a joke, I know that's not how you write good characters now.
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The memory appears to belong to SteelHooves. It also seems to take place before he underwent whatever procedure turned him into a cyborg. He is described as having an apple-green coat; however, since the memory is seen first-person through his eyes, all we see of him is a foreleg. As the scene opens, he appears to be giving comfort to Applejack before she goes onstage to address a group of ponies, seemingly about to tell them something they probably won't like.

>I (or more precisely, the pony I was “riding”) leaned close and whispered into her ear. “Now go on out there and make history. Or I’ll be forced to spank you.”
Legend has it Agamemnon once said the same thing to Achilles.

>Then I noticed that she had a holster strapped to one leg, mostly hidden beneath her formal attire. The ivory handle flashed three red apples as she walked.
The implication here seems to be that she is carrying the same weapon that Littlepoop herself now carries. This might be an interesting detail if the story hadn't already made clear the origins of that weapon.

Anyway, AJ goes to the podium and gives her speech. It appears that the group of earth ponies she commands has been working on some kind of secret project for the war effort. Twilight has sent some unicorns to help out with some aspect of the project, and this has resulted in tensions. It seems that the project is now complete, and she is about to unveil to them the fruits of their efforts.

Before she does this, however, she shares an anecdote about her brother Big Macintosh. It doesn't reveal any new information; we already know that he died saving Celestia from an assassination attempt or something. After she finishes with this, she orders her boyfriend to pull the cart to which he's harnessed onto the stage. AJ announces that the item displayed in the cart is the power armor they have been working on. The memory fades. Oh, also, at the very end she addresses the ponies as members of the Ministry of Technology; not sure if that matters or not. We're gradually getting the names down for these ministries, at any rate.

If I remember correctly, Twilight is the Ministry of Magic, Dash is the Ministry of Awesome, Ponk is the Ministry of...Cookies or some shit; I forget the name of hers, and Fluttershy is the Ministry of...Healing? I think? I guess I forgot the exact name there too. The medical one, at any rate. Anyway, we now know that Applejack is the Ministry of Technology, so that only leaves Rarity's to be identified.

>Moments later, the memory collapsed, the last sight lingering in my mind as my own world reasserted itself: a glance back at the display wagon and the magical power armor it was carrying. I looked to SteelHooves, sensing I now understood him far more than I had moments ago.
This orb didn't tell her anything about SteelHooves beyond confirming some things that she basically already knew. It revealed that he was romantically involved with Applejack, which she had already deduced from his personal effects, and that he is 200 years old, which he would have to be if he had known Applejack when she was alive. I really don't see how she can say she "understands" him better now than she did five minutes ago.

Also, it's a little odd that out of all the memories of Applejack he could have chosen to have preserved in an orb, this is the one he picked. Their relationship was obviously important enough to him that he still keeps mementos of her in his house. Out of all the memories of their time together, this is the one he wanted to keep? Not their first date, not some memorable afternoon they spent together, or the first time they met, or the last time they saw each other? This is what he wants to preserve? The day she gave a speech to a bunch of grumpy faggot-horses, showing off the steel coffin that he was to be later entombed in? This his how he chooses to remember Applejack?

To be fair, there's still a lot about the memory orbs that we don't understand yet. If, for instance, the process of extracting memories doesn't allow the subject pony to pick which specific memory is preserved, this could make sense. Maybe you just give the spell/mechanism a vague topic and it just grabs and preserves the first thing that comes to mind for you. Maybe when SteelHooves went in to have his memories pulled he just said "Applejack" and this is the memory it grabbed; then it would make sense. Sort of like if you wanted to remember your wife, but all your photos of her were burned in a fire, and all you had left of her was her driver's license or passport or something.

Anyway, it's a little weird that he would even pick this method of preserving his memories in the first place, since only unicorns can access the contents of a memory orb. Littlepoop noted this earlier too, btw, and it's never satisfactorily explained. There's quite a bit here that isn't being explained, and with this author it's a tossup as to whether or not it ever will be.

There's a page break, and when we rejoin the group they have (finally) left SteelHooves' shack. They have now reached the outskirts of Manehattan, but there is a fog and it is difficult to see much more than their immediate surroundings. Calamity sees and shoots a "radhog," which I'm assuming looks something like pic related. This is followed by a jocular conversation about eating bacon. The business with ponies eating meat in this story I just find confusing and awkward. My best guess is that the author had casually mentioned meat as a food source at some point early on (the kitchen of Twilight's old library is the earliest mention I can recall), probably without thinking about it, and someone had eventually pointed out that ponies don't eat meat, either irl or in the canon MLP universe, but instead of simply going back and editing out the handful of references to meat, he had to turn it into the subject of these autistic side conversations that keep popping up.
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In one of the stupider twists so far, the group apparently gets so worked up talking about radhog meat that they decide the thing to is to stop and have a cookout. They grill up the radhog that Calamity just shot, and Velvet sits off to the side sulking, because apparently the one conviction she has that she actually stands by is her vegetarianism. As Calamity lectures Littlepoop about which parts of a radhog are tastiest, Velvet lectures SteelHooves about not accidentally blowing them up by throwing grenades all over the place the next time they get into a fight. Yes, all of this autism is actually in the text.

There is a page break, and when the next scene opens Velvet and Calamity are talking about music or something, and Littlepoop is trying not to be jealous of how chummy they are getting. After awhile she gets tired of doing that, and drops back to ask SteelHooves a couple of fairly stupid questions out of absolutely nowhere.

>“The Ministry of Technology -- why M.W.T.?”
Has this acronym been mentioned anywhere? I don't recall seeing it, though in this story that doesn't always mean it wasn't mentioned. Anyway, if it wasn't mentioned anywhere during her travels, how would LP know that this is how this ministry abbreviated their name? As ever, it's unclear how much Littlepoop knew or ought to have known about the past before her journey started.

Anyway, if anyone cares, the acronym stands for Ministry of Wartime Technology, a name which Applejack apparently hated but didn't bother to change for some reason. It seems odd that she wouldn't, since it's an established fact that the ponies in charge of the ministries got to pick their names. If Celestia was okay with Rainbow Dash naming her ambiguously-defined organization the Ministry of Awesome, it stands to reason that AJ's shortening of Ministry of Wartime Technology to simply Ministry of Technology shouldn't have ruffled that many pegasus feathers. But whatever.

LP notices a flash in the sky, which she dismisses as probably nothing but Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this suburb of Manehattan. Meanwhile, Roboponer continues to flap his mechanical yap about the acronym:

> “Under the Ministry’s guidance and support, dozens of innovative technology industries blossomed across Equestria, and existing ones became a lot more powerful, their products becoming part of every pony’s daily life. Companies like Ironshod, Four Stars, Equestrian Robotics and even Stable-Tec.” He turned his helmeted gaze down towards my PipBuck. “So why use a name focused on war? It should have been the Ministry of Technology.”
Clearly he feels very strongly about this. Probably should have just bugged AJ to change it 200 years ago; it could have saved him the fuss of getting pissy about it now. Anyway, while he's droning on, she hears music, sees a blip on her map, and runs off like an autist to go see what it is. SteelHooves asks the group if she does this sort of thing terribly often.

>“Do what?” Calamity snickered. “Wander off? Break travel to explore random ruins? All the time.”
Not really; in fact, I think this is actually the first time. Anyway, page break.

The source of the music and the flash in the sky turns out not to have been the Northern Lights at all. Instead, in a building that her PoopBuck identifies as the Four Stars Grand Terminal and Central Offices, she encounters Frank.

Frank congratulates her on finding a new friend, and LP tells him that she is not quite sure SteelNigger is a friend just yet. This causes her to remember that she is none too certain about Frank yet either. Also, Frank recognizes SteelHooves' voice for some reason.

>That didn’t surprise me. SteelHooves’ voice was very distinctive. And if Watcher Frank had been snooping on the Equestrian Wasteland for any length of time, it may very well have spied on the Steel Rangers.
This is reasonable enough, but do we know for a fact that there are more than one of these guys? >>299457 brought up a good point: though we don't yet know that much about the Steel Rangers, it's clearly some sort of military organization, and it stands to reason that these suits would require a great deal of maintenance. It seems unusual that one of these guys would be living on his own, and it seems unusual that no one would comment on this. The only situation where it wouldn't be unusual is if the group were defunct for some reason or if this guy was the last surviving one, but if that were the case Frank at the very least should be aware of it.

>Watcher Frank: now there was somepony who deserved to be suspected as a covert ops spy pony.
While we're on the subject, I have a number of questions about Frank as well. He's clearly meant to be something of an enigmatic character, and usually in these cases he'd be someone who is playing both sides and/or has a hidden agenda. However, his loyalty in this story is even murkier because there aren't any clear "sides" in the first place.

As far as I can tell this society is complete anarchy; apart from the occasional odd settlement like New Appleoosa there doesn't seem to be any kind of cohesive social structure. This Red Eye character we've heard mentioned in passing seems like he might be trying to organize something, but apart from that it doesn't seem like there are any complex social or political factions. So, who exactly does Frank work for? Who could he work for? And if he works alone, what is he even trying to accomplish? Why is he interested in Littlepoop? He seemed to take notice of her pretty early on, long before the DJ started blabbing about her on the radio. Apart from her status as the author's Chosen Mary Sue, is there any pragmatic reason why this enigmatic sprite-bot hacker would bother to pay attention to one lone pony wandering in the wasteland, out of all the hundreds of thousands who are doubtless doing the same thing?

>I looked around for the sprite-bot, but the fog concealed it expertly. Instead, I spotted twin vending machines: Sparkle~Cola and Sunrise Sarsaparilla. And a third set just a few yards down from them: Ironshod’s Ammo Emporium. The last had been torn open and thoroughly looted. I felt a chill, imagining the kind of pre-war world where you could buy ammo along with your soft drinks at a street-side machine. No pony interaction necessary.
Yes, imagine buying your ammunition from a vending machine instead of just wandering around stealing it like a normal, goddess-fearing Equestrian.

Anyway, out of absolutely fucking nowhere, Littlepoop asks the following:

>“Watcher Frank, was there a Ministry of Awesome?” It was just a lead-in question; clearly, I already knew.
If you already knew, why are you asking? Why would you even ask this right now even if you didn't already know? Nothing about this subject is relevant to anything going on at present; the only reason I can think of that she might bring it up is because she doesn't trust Calamity, and wants to verify some of what he told her earlier. However, nothing about their interaction so far would indicate she feels this way.

Anyway, Frank just confirms what she already knew: there was a Ministry of Awesome headed by Rainbow Dash, and it didn't really do very much. After this completely random, pointless exchange, LP poses another random, pointless question. She takes out the statues she found, one of AJ and one of Rarity, and asks Frank what they are. He tells her that they are limited edition magical artifacts, and that only 42 of them exist in the world; seven sets of six statues. Once again, I'm not sure why this information is relevant at this time nor is it clear why LP would choose to ask, but there you have it.

Just to prove that LP isn't the only one here who blurts out random shit at random times, Frank suddenly says this:

>“Oh. Now I remember who your new friend sounds like.” The name Watcher told me made me glad I wasn’t drinking Sparkle~Cola again.
I'm assuming the reason she's glad she isn't drinking Sparkle-Cola is because the name was so shocking it would have made her spit it out? It's an awkward joke, wedged into an already awkward scene. Moreover, she doesn't tell us the name. There's no obvious reason why she should omit this detail from her narrative.

Anyway, after delivering this piece of information, the sprite-bot does it's usual schtick of cutting off Frank's voice mid-sentence and going back to blaring martial music and propaganda messages from Red Eye. The scene ends in a page break.

Pointless scenes are pretty much par for the course in this story, but even by the FoE metric this was a pointless scene.

>Four Stars was an elevated train company which had once provided public transportation for the Manehattan metropolis. SteelHooves suggested that, if the monorails were still intact, it would make the easiest route through the city, carrying us over the maze of rubble and away from most of the radiation-twisted aberrations and occasional raiders that lurked in the ruins.
This makes sense enough I suppose, although it would stand to reason that a 200 year old elevated monorail system that survived a nuclear explosion or whatever would be severely damaged in places and might not be safe to walk on. If they climb all the way up there and walk several miles along the elevated track, only to discover that a huge chunk of it is missing somewhere and they can't get across, they would have to backtrack, and would have realistically wasted a day of travel. However, since they don't seem to have anywhere particularly important to go in the first place, maybe this isn't a problem.

>It sounded like a good plan, so I stopped at a still-illuminated sign mapping out the rails. This station was part of the Luna Line. The Celestia Line, which crossed it at several points, lead straight to Tenpony Tower.
This at least solves the mystery of where Tenpony Tower is located. My working theory was that it was located somewhere on the road between Manehattan and Fillydelphia; apparently it's actually in Manehattan.

As I've mentioned, this author has an annoying habit of assuming either that we can see inside his head or that we already know what he's talking about. "Tenpony Tower" isn't in and of itself a very descriptive name; the word "tower" could refer to all sorts of structures. Considering that the DJ uses it as his broadcast headquarters, I've been envisioning something like a communications tower or an air-traffic control tower. Considering the quasi-fantasy setting of Equestria, it could refer to something like a castle tower as well. If it's just an old apartment building the way it's presented in Fallout (thanks to >>299457 and >>299135 for clarifying this; I certainly wouldn't have figured it out relying exclusively on the text) it's not clear why any of these characters would even know where it is in the first place. A single apartment tower in the middle of a giant city isn't exactly a major landmark, and I doubt the rail map would have it specially marked.

>Calamity finished rummaging through the garbage bins, returning with a surprising collection of sellable items and a few dozen bottle caps.
Traveling to the scenic ruins of Manehattan? Be sure to stop by our many alleys and do some casual rummaging through our 200 year old garbage cans.

Also: if bottle caps are currency in this world, why would there be any in the trash? Seems to me that's the first thing the bums would grab, and I refuse to believe that nopony in 200 years has ever thought of looking inside these trash cans.

>Velvet Remedy rolled her eyes. “Well, I hope that’s enough for you to buy a bath once we get to Tenpony.”
I'll ask again: why are they going to Tenpony exactly? They seem to have just settled on this place as a destination without ever formally discussing it, and LP's reasons for wanting to go there are ambiguous.
That memory orb scene's the perfect commentary on how this author treats characters.
There is no in-character reason why Steeltoe would choose to preserve, out of any memory he could have chosen, the first time he saw a suit he'd end up trapped inside. He could see that fucking thing every time he looked in a mirror. Why would he prioritize this memory over the first time he saw Applejack, dated Applejack, or fucked Applejack? He could store the happiest memory in his life right here, and Littlepip could accidentally stumble upon it by turning his memory orb on and getting forced to experience all that "icky horrifying" straight married vanilla pony sex complete with loving cuddles and hoof-holding and wholesome pillow talk. This could tear a massive rift in their relationship. Littlepip didn't just snoop around and read through his journal, she foolishly forced herself to experience his life, his memories, she forced herself to remember how he felt when he fucked Applejack. Would this retroactively make him a cuck? That's one for future historians to argue over.
Anyway, there's a huge opportunity to characterize Steeltoes through the memory he chose to store of her. It could have been a fancy date they had at a nice restaurant where everything went perfectly. Or it could have been their first date, an absolute mess both ended up enjoying and laughing about together once it was over. Or it could have been hot steamy motherfucking horse sex.
When he thinks of Applejack, would he think of a sweaty sleep-deprived hard-working farm-horse? Or would he think of her after a makeover from Rarity, with big hair and a fancy dress? Perhaps he broke his leg once and she brought him food in bed while he healed, and that hidden kind side of her is what he thinks of when he thinks of AJ. Or would he think of her sweaty disheveled post-workout/post-farming session appearance as beautiful, as the authentic Applejack he wants to remember?
It just makes no sense that Steeltoe would choose this memory in particular, because he didn't choose it.
Kkat chose to fill this memory orb with bullshit lore we practically already know, even though whatever gets revealed fundamentally means nothing to Steeltoe or Littlepip. Kkat decided the audience needed to know all the info in this scene and spell out that the Apple Gun once belonged to Applejack. So he denied himself and us everything good that could have been in this scene instead of the pointless exposition we got.
I genuinely hate the way Kkat prioritizes giving us random details about his headcanons and pre-war Fall Of Equestria side-story above making a meaningful story with the characters and setting Equestria died horribly for.
Equestria died for this. Equestria died so Littlepip could loot 10mm Pistols(TM) from Robot Factories(TM) and shoot Raiders(TM) in the ashes of an Equestria that suddenly invented some random Fallout elements and then died in hellfire and rape. Equestria died because good intentions are only enough when Kkat say they are, or when they need to be for his nonsense story to happen exactly the way he wants, logic and realism and the logic of storytelling be damned.

Is Steeltoe's voice really that distinctive? It's not like he sounds like Yuri Lowenthal or Dan Green or Crystal Beef Arnold Mammoth. Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth sounds like Arnold "I'll be back and ban even more guns next term because I'm da govena of Californya" Swargzegnigger in Yugioh GX's english dub https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOjNzHDtHJM

>covert ops spy pony
this is fucking retarded. if one faggot in the team is some blackops commando double agent it's probably not the 200 year old faggot in power armour whose name and allegiance everyone knows, and whose voice everyone recognizes.

>Frank favours Littlepoop
This is retarded. Aside from Mary Sueness, nothing particularly makes her some supernatural special fucking Digidestined chosen one.
It's not like Twilight Sparkle made some bunkers you need to solve magic puzzles to open, and the bunkers contain weaponry and survivalist/town-making supplies and Unicorn-only Memory Orbs that fill your head with useful knowledge and useful spells and Equestrian War trivia, but you need to be a pure-hearted Unicorn to turn the puzzles on and get a shot at completing these puzzles. That would be a smart way to give LP a reason to travel all over the Wasteland on the hunt for all these Zelda Breath Of The Wild-inspired shrines while doing sidequests/exploring interesting and important locations along the way, right? Frank could mark the locations of the shrines on her map because he wants to be Vice President of the New Equestria made by a fully powered-up and intellectually-enlightened Littlepip. Or the new head of its Ministry of Technology.

>ammo vending machine
this is retarded. Borderlands joked about this stupid concept for a reason. If I'd trust any species with guns it would be ponies. But not FE's Edgequestrian ponies, who became rapists and thieves as soon as the world ended.

>The Statuettes
Funny how Steeltoe doesn't want the AJ statuette even though it's a great memento of his dead wife, carrying the statuettes boosts your physical stats, he was alive when these fucking things were made and he's lived over 200 years so it's stupid that he never got one of these, and (MASSIVE SPOILER) these statuettes contain copies of Mane Six souls made when Rarity copied their souls with an enchanted doormat without them realizing it, then shaved off shards of her own soul and copypasted the soul data of her friends into most of those shards, suffering no ill effects and creating sets of immensely powerful magic items solely so they could be gamer collectables for the protag 200 years later.

>stupid name
Didn't the story already say his real name is Applesnack? If the story didn't say that plz don't read the spoiler.

>shitty rails
LP lifted frens and boxcars before, she could lift herself and frens over any gaps.

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The Garbage Can - Thread #4 - Equestrian Coin Edition
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do I look like an idiot to you?
Oh, sorry. That didn't make much sense.

Here's my photo.

Now. Do I look like an idiot to you?
Of COURSS I wouldn't protest!!! What am I, a fucking moron? It's just jews trying to sabotage Putins regime by summoning tiktok autists to sperg a bit and play their role of victims. Man, I fucking hate the shitstorm that is happening in my homeland. It's all memez and shiet untill you hear drunk fuckers chanting for Navalni from the balcony.
I don't understand. Can you please just provide links? You can email them, IDC.
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>Neutralizing the gaslighting
The fake White Privilege lie (shedded in under one minute flat).

Anonfilly Thread - Equestrian Missile Program Edition
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>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
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pretty slow on the draw this time, but ill forgive you for your dubs
I really have to pee, but robot pony sealed up my pee hole!
I'm gonna explode!
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RANDOM NEWS - Thread #4
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Post random news here.
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You posted a partial capture without the whole text and its context. Anyway, good to know what they are up to.
This is the Antifa goons brainstorming how to suppress and hurt people who opposes them, how to reign on the police and use it as their thugs.
I attached the .TXT here.
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>reign in the police
>this is the antifa goons brainstorming
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>JUST IN - Police cannot control #Eindhoven anti-lockdown rioters. The situation is out of control: cars burning, windows smashed, shops looted.

Looks like Dutchbros have had enough.
Updating because of hoers:
>NEW - Horse tries to escape the riots in #Eindhoven.
Union org. having buyers remorse

So, again the leadership stabs the people in the back by pushing forward Agenda 2030.

Syria General /sg/ - Master of Fear Edition
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>SYRIA Aug 12

>Libya July 17

>Yemen Aug 23

>Afghanistan Oct 22

>Artsakh/Nagorno-Karbakh Oct 23

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>#Azerbaijan takes complete control of border line with #Iran
>reportedly Azeri forces just 10 Km away from Lachin Corridor threatening to cut off last main road that connects Armenia to Karabakh
>American drone strike targeting a HTS commander meeting Jakara, northwest of Idlib. Death toll in the bombing is reportedly 15.
>Russian airsrikes targeting & blowing up oil-related facilities & tankers in N. #Aleppo countryside. From Al-Bab to #Jarabulus.
>Russian Navy Seen Escorting Iranian Tankers Bound for Syria
>Houthi forces take control of Barqa Shara’a, Qaysayn, Baliq, Jaww al-Qaf and Huzmat Qurayshima, with battles raging at the western gate of Camp Al-Khanjar
>>Houthi forces control Jabal Al-Shabaka and Al-Raqeeb, west of the camp
>Over 100 Afghan security personnel killed and wounded in Taliban ambush attack in Takhar
>Intra Afghan talks being held in Doha
>China has taken over 1,000 sq. km of area in Ladakh from India. Corp Commander level meetings taking between two countries to resolve the situation

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President-elect Joe Biden’s Secretary of State nominee Antony Blinken has said that the incoming Biden admin will review the #DohaDeal that was signed between outgoing Trump admin and the Afghan Taliban. He also added that U.S. wants to end this war and bring troops home.
>wants to (((end the war)))
>can't even talk coherently without daily doses of adrenocrome & methamphetamines
>at the same time promises to send 50,000 more gullible goyim in for (((peacekeeping actions))) into Afghanistan/Iraq/Syria/T*rdistan
Who is ACTUALLY pulling the fucking strings at this point? Oh, right, the kike bankers. How novel.
>Military source to me guy: Military source: At around 1340 pm today, a bus carrying soldiers on the Deir Ezzor-Palmyra road in the Al-Malhah-Shula region came under fire from the south of the road from a terrorist group coming from the Al-Tanf area, killing three soldiers and wounding ten others
lmao, as if there are no sleeper cells in SAA "controlled" desert territory and they just travelled 150km from the al-Tanf zone for this run of the mill highway ambush.
Even if/when al-Tanf returns to Damascus, the Badia situation will remain hopeless.
>The Houthi forces are approaching the center of Raghwan district, amid violent confrontations and the intense flight of warplanes
>And the legitimate forces continue to dig trenches on the outskirts of the Ragwan district.
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well done progresism
Ayyyyy lmao

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To provide for the common defense, and to safeguard our home and way of life from the shills who would seek to destroy it, I hereby declare that horsepussy and pony porn must be on the first page, always!
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Trumps purpose
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So I think its fair to say by this point, unless Q is both late and real and we chew cud, Trump is another actor. Gotta hand it to the meme state if so. This thread is for anons to speculate on what the purpose might have been.

Personally I believe if this is legitimate, and trump never planned to do any violence/was never going to defend america, then my working theory is that this has all been a big red game for the military. they wanted to run a military game along side their plandemic games to better see where they are at come the implamentation. Perhaps they are measuring how many of us to kill if we don't take the vaccine. I'm sure at this point they will start releasing more and more lethal viruses. After using the discord and spin on corona they can basically hide anything.
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>infact we dont disagree goyim
You are right that just because someone disagrees with me they are not a shill, but rather, suddenly, this thread is full of posters who insist beyond a shadow of all dobut, after conspiracy and conspiracy in good standing in our communities, that the idea that trump is more than just a boomer is outragious. Never ascribe to maliciousness what could be ascribed to incompetence

This attitude, and the very popularity of "conspiracy theory" as a derogatory term, was caused, proliferated, and popularized entirely by federal agents at the CIA and FBI. It was done to completely discredit anyone who criticising government officials and agencies that work against the publics best interest. No there is actually a fucking pretty logical reason I am calling you all out on it. It's literally the most damaging attitude and psy op ever inflicted on the american public.
Faggot I literally pointed attention to the pandemic hoax in this very thread. In the very first post. I called Q a psyop over and over in different threads. I expressed my opinion about the jewish ties in the government. Nobody fucking said that no conspiracies exist, or that there is nothing under the surface. That is a straw man that you came up with, and proceeded to valiantly defeat it. Congratulations.
If you suspect that there was more to Trump than being a boomer, then go ahead. Nobody said even once that they are 100% certain that this is not the case, we just posted our initial opinions on the topic. How about actually making your case instead of screaming at everyone who even slightly disagreed with you a shill? No, seriously. Is there anyone left on this board in whose face you have yet thrown the accusation?
Well, this is awkward. I guess you're just going to keep shitting up your own thread with braindead responses that show you clearly haven't read any of the discussion that was actually making it interesting. Have fun with that, I guess. Henceforth whatever insult you decide to hurl my way will be met with an imaginary "you're a faggot." Wish I could say it's been a pleasure.
One leader in a tribe of fools is as useless as setting a campfire in the ocean. That blue uncaring ocean...
What if, when person A gets called a shill by Person B, he asks Person B to explain why he believes this?
Not a good job of using doubletalk. Your first failure is when you tried to use the disillusionment of >>>"conspiracy theory"<<< as a positive-inductive reaction by indirectly & complicitly implying anyone whom supports said "conspiracy theory" is a potential positive without explaining the negatives ie: through blackpilling. Second failure was attempting to reinforce that doubletalk/doublethink maymay stance by stating any lack criticism AGAINST that specific type of psyop is moderately equivalent to being sheeple. You can't lie in three directions at once. One? Sure, until someone catches on. Two? Maybe, depending on whom is being lied to. Three? Not a chance. Fact checking is a vital skill for anons to master. You failed the test. There was no (((conspiracy theory))) to begin with, both Drumpf and Pence were kike-allied zionists from the start. Both visited Epstein's child-rape-murder-dungeon island a minimum of 8 times each, got major kickbacks from the ADL & related lobbying terrorist orgs, and had no qualms fucking over the common man that simply wants to live their life the way they want to without goobermint interference.

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