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Anonfilly Thread - Equestrian Missile Program Edition
Nueve
No.292891
292893 293042 299545 300512 302006
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?
This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.
>What's to be expected?
Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..

>Any archive of photos or stories?
Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c/edit

>I'm a contributor.
Great! For writers, just notify All Nighter Fgt Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.
Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharing
Assess how well you fit into the filly hivemind: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/personality-quiz/?group=-LdS-38NvfIG9PHPrYB8
>I don't like this thread because of reasons.
You'll never know how it is unless you try a dose of filly.
Old-mare Thread: >>282598 →
670 replies and 372 files omitted.
Anonymous
No.301385
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Anonymous
No.301407
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>>301362
Anonymous
No.301408
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>>301407
i one day hope to achieve this level of comfillyness
thank you kind sir
Anonymous
No.301411
>>301304
https://boards.4channel.org/mlp/thread/36547589#p36555468
howdy do filliu
Anonymous
No.301418
301441
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>>301304
Shit. Believe it or not, I never read the Howdy part.
Howdy
Anonymous
No.301421
youguys_yall.png
>>301312
Wow, this image actually turned out to be somewhat relevant. Maybe a Montanafilly?
Anonymous
No.301438
301453
>>301359
I'm thinking of filly in space having floated just beyond being able to return to her craft and is doomed to float in the vastness of space forever but in trying to find a way to illustrate her distance from the craft while also showing her look of hopelessness as she realizes she's doomed
Anonymous
No.301440
301441
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>>301304
Howdy!
Anonymous
No.301441
Applejack_steps_on_Rainbow_Dash's_tail_S1E13.png
>>301304
Howdy
>>301418
>>301440
fug, they're right
Anonymous
No.301442
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>>301304
Howdy
Anonymous
No.301449
>>301304
Howdy, ma'am.
Anonymous
No.301451
>>301450
My first blessing by kysfilly.
Anonymous
No.301453
301455 301466
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>>301438
do need more space fillies
Anonymous
No.301455
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>>301453
nooo not the cake
Anonymous
No.301461
301463
>>301442
Out of curiosity, do ponies IRL lick each other?
Anonymous
No.301463
>>301461
IRL horses greet one another by sharing breath
Anonymous
No.301466
>>301453
>gone cake
F
Anonymous
No.301528
Spoilered
"Today the world, tomorrow pizza!" -Empress Cadenza to adopted daughter.
"Moooooom, why not?"
>"It's an evil topping Anon, last time your aunt Celestia had to stop me from ruling the world."
>Seeing the so called evil Cadence is the whole point of putting that fruit on the glorious pizza.
"Ya-hunh I don't believe that."
>"It's true! Twilight could give all the details about magic interactions. Why it's when Flurry Heart was concieved."
>That explains everything.
>But she could be pulling your leg.
>Still though with a pout on your face and some cute looks seeing evil cadence will happen, for SCIENCE!
>"No."
>Tome for the big guns, Flurry toddles in.
>"Pineappul!"
>"N-n-n-"
"Pineapple."
>"Fine, but I'm inviting all our relatives just in case."
>"Yay, pinepizza!"
"Woo!"
>The atrocities you commit for truth and justice.
>Soon enough the day of the peetzer came.
>The dining room of the crystal empire filled with sandbags and helmets
>Tactical spots for containment
>Enough Alicorn firepower to destroy a rather large continent.
>"The slice has been prepared, good luck."
>"Nom."
>Spells are hot and ready like the peetzer
>"Hunh..."
>"Yes?"
>"You're right Anon, I'm not feeling anything different."
"Knew it!"
>"What! The readings should be spiking, but nothing is happening."
>"Well this is a good cause for celebration."
>And everyone had a good pizza time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMRRRsy2PKk&t=32
>A long exhausting day and nothing at all evil besides the pizza occurred.
>Toward bed time Cadence kisses you goodnight.
>"Thank you my little Anon."
>Nice and tucked in.
"Good night mommy."
>Usually she would leave, but it seems something is on her mind.
>"Without your help I never could have outwitted my precious sister-in-law or sunbutt and moonbutt."
"Uhhh."
>"Just for that you get any play mates you desire. Single hoofed you enabled the greatest peaceful takeover Equestria has ever had."
>pic related
"Oh fuck."
>"That's right they are all fucked."
Anonymous
No.301533
>filly can't get femanon off unless filly is being treated like a masturbatory aide because of her incompetence
>femanon comments on this, saying that if she's only good as a doll, she'd be better off with stallions
>femanon reverse-rapes filly with a stallion
>filly cums like a broken spigot
>filly is unironically better at pleasuring (and being pleasured by) a man than a woman because she's built for it
>cries for days
Anonymous
No.301539
Spoilered
Spoilered
Going to be honest here hopefully idw comic equestria isn't the one that exists.
Good news, heros can technically win. It's also a very limited cosmic horror.
Bad news, cosmic horror. Also a shift from fairly friendly Equestria to grimdark. Plus torture of the bizarre variety.
Better news is that Discord is a multiverse hopping entity. Technically nobody died on screen. The power of friendship and teamwork can blast fucks away.
Otherwise the Anonfilly-Team might be a reasonable countermeasure.
Anonymous
No.301576
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Anonymous
No.301577
>>301576
KEK.
Anonymous
No.301590
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Anonymous
No.301596
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Anonymous
No.301599
301600
>>301590
>>301596
Okay, that's it. Hand over those fillies.
Anonymous
No.301600
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>>301599
Anonymous
No.301601
>>301600
Checked.
That filly too.
Anonymous
No.301607
301608
>>301600
Cute!
Anonymous
No.301608
>>301607
To all of them. >>301590
Anonymous
No.301622
301632 301766
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>"Look at me! Ah'm a stupid fukin' redneck!"
"Now Ah don't usually hit kids, but-"
>"Now Ah'm gunna go back to mah trailer an' shit out more ziglets!"
"That's it! Ah'm takin' you behind the woodshed an' whippin' yer flank with a hickory switch like yer daddy oughta been doin'!"
>"Nooooo that's illegal! Put me down!"
>[sobbing filly noises]
>"Don't just stand there staring at me you stupid boomers! One of you lefty fags come help me! AAAAAaaaaₐₐₐ..."
Anonymous
No.301623
>"Spike?"
>You press yourself up against the wall as best you can, but the crinkling of paper cookie packaging rings out in the silent pantry like a klaxon.
>"You know you're supposed to be dieting, we've talked about- oh."
>Twilight gives you an incredibly displeased look.
>"I should've known."
"H-heh, nice costume huh? Anon and I have been working on it for Nightmare Night."
>You've gotten pretty good at imitating Spike over the two years you've lived with him and Purple, and so the split second of hesitation she gives you allows you to bolt.
>"Sp- Anon! Get back here!"
>Who knew hooves didn't get great traction on polished floors at high speeds?
>Certainly not you.
>Wait a second...
>You let yourself slip to the ground, banging your head hard on the floor of Golden Oaks.
>Shit, that hurt for real.
>You might not have to play up the next part so much.
"Aaaaaaaargh!"
>"Anon?! OhmyCelestiaareyoualright?"
>You clutch your head in genuine pain as you coax tears to your eyes as best you can.
>You get quite a bit shy of "dead pet", but better than "failed test".
>Twilight immediately forgets about the fact that she was probably going to punish you with no dessert for a week and begins showing off her extensive knowledge of first aid techniques.
>As you sob quietly while you're carried back to bed with an ice pack pressed gently up against the sizable lump right below your ear, you grin internally.
>All according to keikaku.
~Fin.
Anonymous
No.301632
301766
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>>301622
>gimma back my hat
No.
Anonymous
No.301641
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Anonymous
No.301650
301660
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OwO
Anonymous
No.301660
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>>301650
Did I forget to upload that?
Anonymous
No.301663
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>>301660
i only saw it on /mlp/
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No.301706
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Anonymous
No.301743
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Anonymous
No.301766
301955
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>>301622
>>301632
Anyway...
Here's a green
<Start
>Be raped by ninja tentacles.
>Nobody believes it.
>"You, Anon, what name is the ancient capital of Equestria."
>Two of them are spitroasting in class right now.
>Pat-pat-pat-pat
"GRLK-SNRGLUK-GLURK"
>"Very good. Test is next time we meet."
"Gulp, GUK-SCHLK."
>"Have a nice day as well Anon."
>This all started four months ago.
>Lord of chaos went on a fishing excursion or something, seven months earlier.
>A flash of light, a little jingle and Discord apears.
>"Hell- Woah!"
>In a snap they're gone.
>It's remarkably cold.
"Thanks."
>All the ponies are now looking at me worriedly, maybe at Discord.
>He's now looking in a big book titled 'Plot Convenience'
>"Nasty subtridimentional parasites, I'm suprised you even survived."
>He pulls a lock coming from me and unlocks it.
>Phantom chains connected to ponies dissolve.
>That's when the school house started to scream.
>Oh wait, just the foals and teacher.
>"One quick trip to the hospital for a friend of a friend of friend, who's also-"
>It's really cold.
>I'll just close my eyes for a bit.
>A big beam of Purple light erupts through eye lids and walls.
>An Alicorn of Fire appears.
>goodnighty night
Anonymous
No.301812
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Anonymous
No.301838
>marefriend asks you to take your foal shopping when you go get groceries
>Your little Batpony filly is bouncing with excitement, squeeking happily at the idea
>Her fangs haven't grown in so no worry about her devouring the fruit isle
>Once you get there, there are some awkward stares as you place her into the kiddie basket
>"Can I have some mangos?"
>She looks at you with an expression that could melt steel
>Fucking damn it she's cuter than her mother
>Place 5 mangos in the basket with her, she spends the rest of the trip cuddling one
Anonymous
No.301880
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Anonymous
No.301913
301914
>>300426
//------------------------------//
// Mind Over Matter
// Story: Trust Once Lost
// by Greenhorne
//------------------------------//
https://ponepaste.org/3927

I stumbled out of the bathroom. I could feel everypony’s gaze pressing down on me, making it hard to breathe. My vision was blurry as tears welled in my eyes.

Don’t cry. Don’t cry you stupid -

It was no use. Everyone could see me crying and they were probably all laughing at me. My chest hurt. 

“Go away!” I screamed at the ponies looming over me, “Leave me alone!”

“It’s alright Green,” said Applebloom, “It’s just us.”

“I’m fine!” I sobbed.

“Yer not fine.”

I shivered as a much larger figure blocked out the sun.

“What’s going on here?” Asked Cheerilee.

“Ah think Green is having a panic attack.”

“I’ll be fine.” I grit my teeth. “Just go away.”

“You girls run along now,” said Cheerilee, “I think Green needs some quiet time to calm down.”

I inhaled, and felt the grass beneath my hooves, and the rough, cool, bricks of the wall I was leaning against.

I exhaled. Sweat had soaked into my coat and I shivered; thankfully it didn’t itch.

“I’m okay,” I said.

I want to die.

“Are you sure?” Asked Cheerilee.

“Yes.”

I have to get out of here, everyone is looking at me.

“Okay,” said Cheerilee, “Well I just wanted to see you in my office.”

Oh thank god.

“You’re not in trouble.” She added.

Cheerilee’s office was larger than I expected. It was as wide as the classroom it shared a wall with and almost half as long. One long wall was taken up with pigeon holes and filing cabinets, the opposite wall was covered with children’s art projects; some appeared brand new while others were curling and yellowed with age. At the far end of the room, against the window, was a child-sized cot, partly obscured by a curtain, next to a white locker marked with a red cross. A door next to it led to what I assumed was a bathroom. 

“Do you feel like you need to lie down?” Asked Cheerilee.

“No, I’m fine.” I said. “I just don’t want to go back out there.”

“There’s a bathroom here if you still need to go.”

I felt like I did, but I’d just been, so obviously it was just my stupid body being scared.

“I already went.” I said

“So why did you go in the colt’s bathroom?” She asked.

I felt the urge to facehoof. Instead I just groaned in frustration.

“Green?”

“Because I had to pee, alright?”

“What I mean is, why didn’t you use the filly’s bathroom? If you couldn’t find it, it’s just around the other side.”

“Because I didn’t need to pee anymore.” I snarked.

Cheerilee sighed.

“Green, it’s important that-”

A blast of hot air came from my nose and I felt my forehoof scratching at the floor.

“If you think it’s so damn important why don’t you flip me over and check?” I growled. 

Cheerilee took a step back.

“You’re not in trouble, Green.” Cheerilee repeated, “But it’s important that I know if there’s a reason you didn’t feel comfortable using the fillies’ restroom. Were the other fillies being mean to you?”

“No.”

Cheerilee waited for me to elaborate.

Fortunately, the bathroom symbols were easy enough to understand. Two pony silhouettes, one with a dress. Unfortunately, I went to the ‘wrong’ bathroom on twenty years of habit. 

“I really had to go, so I just ran to the first bathroom that I saw.”

Close enough.

“If you need to use the restroom during class all you have to do is ask.” Cheerilee said. 

I cringed.

Cheerilee had been keeping a close eye on the filly during her first class. The fidgety behavior and lack of focus that she had been assessing as a potential behavioral problem, it seemed, had a much simpler explanation. 

Thinking back to how painfully shy the filly was, it was easy to see what had happened. Which led Cheerilee to a potential scenario she decided to nip in the bud.

“If it’s too scary to speak in front of everyone, you can just go.” Cheerilee assured.

“It’s fine,” said Green, “I can just hold it until after class.”

“If you need to go, it’s better to just go,” said Cheerilee, “We don’t want you to have an accident.”
Anonymous
No.301914
301920
>>301913
I want to fucking die.

She’s treating me like a little kid and- well I guess I can’t blame her when I look like this.

I was stuck like this; and my stupid child emotions had circled back around to crying; and I’d lost any chance of convincing Cheerilee that I was mature enough for self-directed study.

I felt Cheerilee drape a heavy blanket over me. The blanket pressed inwards on my body and helped to ground me in the moment.

If I couldn’t convince Cheerilee that I was mature enough to avoid going to school, maybe I could do the opposite; convince her I was too immature, too ‘damaged’ to attend her class.

“I want to go home.” I pleaded.

“I know you’ve had a rotten day so far,” Said Cheerilee, “But there’s just one more class today and you can go straight home afterwards.”

“I can’t go back to class, everypony will bully me.”

“Nopony is going to bully you Green.”

“You and I both know that isn’t true.” I said. “I was crying in front of everypony and they were laughing at me!”

“Who was laughing at you?”

“I don’t know!” I said, “Everypony! I don’t even know who they are, and they all know who I am, and that I’m a crybaby that they can all bully.”

“You’re far from the only pony to have cried at school.”

“It’s not the same.”

“Why isn’t it the same?”

“Because I didn’t have anything to cry about,” I explained, “And now they all know that they can make me cry and everything is ruined.”

“Did you get bullied at your old school?” Asked Cheerilee.

“I-” I suppose it didn’t really matter what school I was talking about. “Yeah.”

“It’s too soon to give up on ponies you’ve just met. This will be different,” Said Cheerilee, “I promise.”

“Don’t make a girl a promise,” I said, “If you know you can’t keep it.”

“Green...”

“Let’s just skip the part where you pretend there aren’t any bullies in your class.” I said, “I’ve already met one of them.”

“If you mean Diamond Tiara, I’ve already spoken to her,” Cheerilee said, “And she’s going to apologize.”

“Great, so now the class bully has a reason to hate me.” I countered, “Thanks so much.”

“What do you want me to do, Green?”

“That’s exactly the point.” I said. “There’s nothing you can do.”

At some point I’d lost track of the fact I was supposed to be pretending.

“There was never anything you could do.” I ranted. “I put up with it before because I didn’t know any better, but I don’t want to do this anymore.”

Tears were streaming down my face.

“I know you’re having a bad day,” consoled Cheerilee, “But I promise, it’s really not that bad. Haven’t you already made some friends?”

“I don’t want friends, I want everyone to leave me alone.”

I slumped.

“But I know you’re going to force me to go back anyway.” I said. “And if I run away and refuse to go to school, Applejack will get in trouble.”

Cheerilee looked up at a clock.

“Well,” She remarked, “Recess is almost over.

“Great.”
Anonymous
No.301920
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>>301914
Great stuff my dude
Anonymous
No.301955
>>301766
I can barely understand what's going on here.
Anonymous
No.301959
302007
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Shit, I missed a lot of posts because it's not bumping!!!
I'm not the best poner to make the new bread.
For Filly's love, can someponer do it?
Anonymous
No.301965
>Be the filly
>Heading to school, on Sunrise ally, its sunny warmth on my back.
>"Hi Anon!"
>The two tone pone waves out of the second floor window, with minigarden.
"Hey Berry."
>Everyday on the way to school she waves.
>She's nice enough, and doesn't even own a van.
>She does hand out candy sometimes and is a pinkish purple color.
>Soon enough her abode is out of peripheral vision.
>"Whoa!"
>Makes the day a little brighter.
>A shadow blocks out the sun behind me.
>Turning around-
>"-AAAAA-"
THUMP
"Hey? Berry are you okay?"
>Crumpled, her neck is at a weird angle.
>Rainbow Dash survives longer and faster falls...
"H-HEY! Somepony! I NEED AN AMBULANCE BERRY'S FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP!"
>Really brain?
>walking closer she apears to be completely still
>Her ass has hints of yellow tinted fur, sticking to her magenta body.
>Soon enough the whole street is screaming, and the medics do their thing.
>A long moment passes, and standing up is hard.
"Oh... she might be dead."
>It would be her birthday in three days.
>One of the few tolerable ponies who didn't run around with their heads cut off-
>you wince
>-who panic over the strange alien who wore glasses.
>Damn.
>She wanted a spa ticket to go with some friends and family.
>Bought and paid for with your own solid gold bits...
>gold...
>Yellow fur...
>Deadly incident.
"A murder."
>Some cocksucking fagatron killed one of your friends!
>You were watching where she... landed, and her house.
>Recalling there wasn't a yellow pony even remotely close to the house.
"Still inside. That son of a bitch is still in there."
>Your hooves carry you to her door, icy rage boiling.
>A tea pot whistles inside, as you carefully push your way in.
>Fur bristling with fury!
>Keeping the stove on to burn it all down to keel the evidence a secret?
>Not on your watch.
>"Eeep."
>Stairs
>Yellow, ponies aren't great assassins usually but that quiet fuck must have been prepared.
>Taking a knife, from Berry's kitchen, in mouth you march up the stairs.
>Coming face to face with Fluttershy.
>In a flash she's hiding under a magenta lump in the room.
>no, no way
>She might not have wanted you to live in Ponyville, but killing your friend?
>On the rug is Fluttershy and that magenta lump.
>"Ohhhh my head."
>That sounds like Berry.
>Maybe it's a changling.
>"oh your okay you took a bad fall"
>Can't tell if the Fluttershy imposter consciously made that word choice.
>You're near enough, and Berry snaps up and bites the knife.
>It's dislodged
>with a quick spin
>this is how you die to an imposter
>and a step
>she has some flowers, stawberries, blueberries, and raspberries on the flat of the blade with the knife safely on a side table.
>She's beaming.
>"Anon! You're visting me? I know I took a little bump to the head when Fluttershy brought the lifesize doll up here, but it's a school day."
"What, I thought you were dead."
>She puts her ear on her foreleg.
>"Beating strong as can be, pretty sure I'm not dead."
>"Oh, well, ummm, when Berry fell over my hooves slipped and the doll fell out of the window."
"Holy shit you're actually alive."
>The foal body uncaring if this is a trap rushes to hug the pinkish purple pony.
>You still have the ticket, and everything is okay.
>"umm, if it's not too muck of a bother isn't it time for school, Anonymous?"
>You hug the magenta poner tighter.
>Another purple pony walks up the stairs.
>"I think she is excused for this- Berry? You're alive! The whole town thought you died!"
>Just another average day in hoersland.
>Feels good hugging the poner.
>With this group hug it's even better.
~The End~
Nueve
No.302007
302027
Honkfilly.png
>>301959
Didn't notice, been busy with school, life, etc...
New bread!
>>302006 →
>>302006 →
>>302006 →
Anonymous
No.302027
>>302007
Thanks.