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Good, now filly will get a workout and burn off some of that pudge one way or the other.
>"ARRRRRRGH FUCK YOU ANON!"
>Sounds akin to a voracious African wife beating come out of your bathroom.
>"OHHHHH GOD YOU NIGGER IT BURNS!"
>You shake your head.
"You didn't have to eat all of them you fucktard!"
>"OH GOD IT'S IN MY FUCKING TAIL!"
>The wet sounds of Nonny's voracious shitting are joined by a cacophony of spattering vomit.
>And then, everything stops and you can hear her soft sobs.
"I hope you know you're cleaning all of that up yourself. I expect the floor to be spotless."
>That'll show her to eat an entire large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos without sharing.
That looks like a half double size squishy filly.>>292596
That is to say, very good and cute
God fucking dammit I didn't mean to namefag that, sorry guys.
Something I wrote for mompone thread.
>Be kid Anon
>Coloring in a picture of you and mommy.
>All of a sudden there's a bright flash of light.
>Surprised, you look over to the source of the noise and find a green filly about half as tall as you.
>"God, do you have some fucking water? My head is killing me."
>You're a big boy, you can get it for this mysterious filly.
>Mommy showed you how to operate the faucets here, though you still need to move over the stool from the bathroom to get high enough to fill the glass.
>You get back into the living room and present it to her.
>"Thanks uh... don't let go of it quite yet."
>You nod, holding onto the glass loosely as she tilts it with her hooves.
>"So, where the fuck am I? Oh right, you're a kid, I probably shouldn't swear."
"Ponyville, of course."
>"Sounds gay... you haven't seen a penis lying around here somewhere? Mine seems to be missing and that's a bit upsetting."
"Uh... you can't have mine."
>"Nevermind. Are there any adults around?"
>You nod, going to get mommy.
>After a few months and some lengthy paperwork, you're finally officially Green Hornet's guardian.
>Anon was excited to have a playmate, but your filly is somewhat lethargic.
>Most days she'll just listen to the radio or read.
>You're worried about her, truthfully.
>You've scolded her a few times for not spending time with you and Anon, but you decided to try a more gentle approach after you heard her crying in her room one night when you got up to go to the bathroom.
>The books she's reading are mostly scientific, which is odd since she really shouldn't understand most of the terminology.
>You push open the door to her room gently, and she looks at you with annoyance.
>"Don't you ever knock? What if I was getting off?"
"Well, it isn't heat season."
>"Well, in any case I'm busy. I need to get back to Earth, and I'm not going to do it by spending time with you and your little retard human."
>She covers her mouth after she realizes what she's said, but you aren't angry.
"Human? Earth? What are those?"
>Her expression sinks and she buries her nose into the physics journal she's reading.
"Look at me."
>"I have to get home, Roseluck. I've got a real mother who's probably worried sick about me."
>You come over and sit next to her on the bed.
"Tell me about your real mommy."
>"You don't have to patronize me with that language, I'm not a kid..."
>She pauses as you get under the covers with her.
>"She's always been there for me, I practically lived at her place after my girlfriend died. Only did the minimum amount of work to pass my classes, and she just... took care of me. Eventually I got into grad school, and I was close to figuring out how to create a sustained space fold. There was a big ceremony with her and all of my colleagues. I had put on the heavy space suit and I was stepping through the fucking gateway. God, that look of pride on her face almost made it the happiest day of my life."
>Big tears start to pool in the corners of her eyes.
>"I'm sorry... this is just your family, I didn't want to intrude on it and I've got my own. Somewhere out there..."
>She gestures out the window into the night sky.
>You hug her close, and for the first time since you've taken her in, she doesn't try to cut it short or protest.
"Is there anything you need to build your way home?"
>"Not unless anyone here has the faculties to synthesize hundreds upon hundreds of pounds of Plutonium."
"I don't even know what that is, I'm sorry..."
>She starts to cry for real now, and you do the only real thing you can.
>Pull her into your embrace and let her use your fuzzy barrel like a tissue.
>Anon and Hornet are getting along a bit better now.
>She's taught him how to play "chess", a made-up game with surprisingly complicated rules.
>You were a bit miffed that she melted your good silverware set to make the pieces, but after you saw how happy she was when she was playing you decided to let it go.
>Despite her initial misgivings with your son, she seems to enjoy playing against him.
>Not because he's particularly good at the game you suspect, but because it's a little piece of her old life that has come back to her.
>You haven't sent her to school like Anon yet because you think most of it will be useless to her, but you remember her words about getting home.
>You don't understand half of what she says when she starts talking about what she did back before she came here, but you do know that you need a high school diploma and very high test scores to attend Canterlot University.
>You'll discuss it with her tomorrow.
>After a lengthy discussion with the school board, Hornet has agreed to go back to school as long as she only has to repeat her last quarter year of traditional schooling.
>She's proven herself to have everything she needs to graduate and has passed almost all of her exams with perfect scores (with the exception of history, which she only seemed partially interested in).
>She gives you a tight hug and a whispered 'thank you' before she runs off into the building with all of her fellow students that are probably at least twice as big as her.
>You wait all day with bated breath, but a carrier pigeon reveals that something is wrong.
>When you get to the school building, Ms. Cheerilee is stroking your filly's mane while she holds an ice pack up to her face.
>"She caught one of my other students cheating."
>You nod and let Hornet ride on your back (something both of your kids seem to love) while you trot home.
>"You shouldn't swear like that around kids."
>You laugh and she lets out a pained one too.
"The fucker didn't hurt you anywhere else, did he?"
>"She, and no. Just socked me in the face with a hoof."
>>292727>You continue on in silence, electing to stop at an ice cream shop.>You get a pint for Anon and tell them to keep it in the freezer while you and Hornet sit down and enjoy.
"Do you still want to go to school?">She shrugs.>"I have to if I want any chance of getting home, the school board was pretty clear about that."
"Have I ever told you about Anon? Why he is the way he is?">"No, I just assumed he was some Earth kid that got stuck here some other way."
"It isn't apparent, but when he showed up in my living room his head was a bloody mess. They couldn't find a quarter of his brain tissue, with what little they could they really only had one choice. Give him a second chance at whatever he was with what they had left.">"God, that's awful... so you don't even know who he was before he came here?"
"The only identifiable items he had on him were all in some unknown language.">"Do you still have them?"
"At home, but-">"Let me see them.>...>You're not sure if this is a good idea, but you gave Hornet the yellow wallet with the strange markings on it.>She pulls out the slip of paper.>"I can read it, but you're not going to like it."
"Please.">"To my dearest mother, this is the only way I can see out. I put enough and water out for Clementine to be well-fed and hydrated until your next visit. I'm sorry for everything.">For once, Hornet initiates the hug as you begin to sob.>...>You stand next to Anon in a crowded auditorium, proud as can be.>All of the other ponies here look quite different from you, wearing their spectacles and labcoats.>The closest cutie-mark you can see to your own belongs to a pony you stand next to who's ID badge says she's a botanist.
"That's my girl up there.">"You must be quite proud, I hear she's at the forefront of applying theoretical physics."
"I don't understand much of what she talks about, but she's dreamed of this day for years.">Hornet comes out onto the stage, a little bit taller than when you last saw her but looking happier and healthier than ever.>"I could go on and on about how we're finally going to the stars, but every one of you that cares about the jargon has read my papers, and I suspect everypony else is ready to see some fireworks.">You can hear a pin drop in the hall.>"Oh come on, you can muster more of a reaction than that.">All around you hear the hesitant cheers of hundreds of eggheads.>"That's a bit wimpy, but I'm sure you'll be impressed enough when I turn it on.">She trots over to a massive grey panel and, after a few moments of fiddling around, finally goes back to the podium.>You can see a massive red button has been attached to it.>You wave at her, and she smiles.>"I couldn't have done any of this without my mother here...">She gestures to the massive metal structure behind her.>"And my mother through there.">The button is pressed, and for an instant all of the lights go out.>The only illumination is the slight hint of daylight coming in from the windows as you watch your daughter run head-long into the space created within the metal behemoth.>A fraction of a second before she can make it completely, the lights turn back on.>You rush to the stage with the others, but find no trace of the filly except for a small amount of hair that one of the ponies standing next to you notes has been severed more cleanly than any pair of scissors could be.>And a small note taped to the button.>'Roseluck, I'm sure you knew this was coming. To all of my colleagues and friends, I'm sorry I had to leave so abruptly. Do not try to reach me, as the amount of energy required to do so again will probably burn out the university power system again (sorry about that).'>'I am not from this place, but I was lucky enough to enjoy the warmth of its inhabitants for my relatively short time here. Am I making a mistake returning home? Perhaps. Will I return to my people unscathed? Perhaps not. But whether or not I retain my hooves, I feel a need for closure.'>'Anon, keep up your chess game. You almost beat me that last time, though I'm too much of a prideful bastard to say it to your face.'>'See you space ponies. Thank you for everything.'
>>292727>>292728>'See you space ponies. Thank you for everything.'
Thank you poner. Good green.
this is ice cream
this is not lewd
Can I get a recommendation for some comfy green?
I don't think you understand. I do not want to fuck fillies. I want to fuck or be fucked as a grown man who is now inside of a filly's body. I'd think you could use some more creative and appropriate insults.
>newfag doesn't know about our resident shitposter
does becoming an anon filly have the same rules as isekai anime? (a blessing from truck kun?) if you do becoming an anon filly, what pairings do you prefer. (Human M + Anon filly or Pony F + Anon filly etc.).>>292826
I forgot, (I've been gone for awhile)
anime is for nerds idk
I'll take anything but the more ponies the better.
>>292829>anime is for nerds idk
you've never enjoyed an anime?>I'll take anything but the more ponies the better.
personally I would like to see more Human F + Pony (somebody did a one-off pinky pie image with that idea and it was amazing) show accurate pony + human is my preference (not a big fan of horse cock).
99% sure he's talking about kysnigger.>>292828
yeah, the deleted post was definitely our resident shitposter, but he also replied to a regular post I'd made, and that's the part I was confused about
Now now, KYS filly is many things but a newfag is not one of them
>>292839>99% sure he's talking about kysnigger.
thank you! its good to be back.
Yeah, I mixed up the posts when I was hitting reply. sorry.
That explains it, no worries friend!
>>292833>you've never enjoyed an anime?
Legend of the Galactic Heroes is probably my favorite and only anime. Japs are too weird for me to watch most of the time. Anime tropes are annoying too.
>>292853>Legend of the Galactic Heroes is probably my favorite and only anime.
I keep meaning to find a complete torrent of that, but last time I checked every download site was on fire. >Japs are too weird for me to watch most of the time.
I'm a fairly casual anime watcher, Anime/Manga is one of the last places in media where I can find positive depictions of western culture and people. whenever I see what's being produced in America or Europe today its so full of pozz and general insanity that just looking at it makes me physically ill. >Anime tropes are annoying too.
depends on how they are used. funny thing, what first attracted me to Mlp:FiM was how much it seemed to draw from anime.
Would someponer make a new bread?
is that yours? Looks awesome
Sorry for delay, I am sick and sleep in late.