/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>10280
I haven't seen any strategic assertion since making the wall, so I'm assuming everyone is murdering.

[3d20 = 22]
>>10281
That had to finish him off
cleave through him and keep making way to the stadium, billowing smoke and snarling like a mad beast.

>>10282
but we're in the plaza according to the map

Nothing wrong with murder, but there are objectives in this Game. Xp

[1d20 = 9]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.

[1d20 = 15]
>>10283
Idk how to cleave in this game, desu, but keep attacking with kunai.

>>10284
That was before making the wall. I'm limited to timestamps, so please no bully

[1d20 = 12]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.

[1d20 = 19]
>>10288
Trump advances forth, like an unstoppable mecha, heading towards the rear gate the stadium, slashing at whatever comes near

[3d20 = 46]
>>10287
Push through and charge into the next inferal to crush and slash, anything before her

[3d20 = 41]
>>10291
Again

>>10286
Yes you can. In fact, with the ice devils out of the picture (they weren't much anyway, and the 2 left fled when their compatriots ate it) you are free to crop-dust water upon the burning rooftops.

[1d20 = 17]
>>10289
Very good Inferius

SLASHES ANOTHER!

[3d20 = 32]
>>10292
Keep attacking

[1d20 = 3]
>>10294
And another!

[3d20 = 40]
>>10295
Does this break combo?
If not, attack again.

>>10297
>Rolling 3 dice repeatedly when only one of the previous three broke 12... And doing this over and over

Trump lets forth a piercing autistic howl to rival Tourcil's
\r

[1d20 = 5]
>>10279
i start flying over burning shops and house an start casting create water. to put out as many fires as possible.

Trump and Tracy are on a roll. In fact, whenever one of them fails their roll, another jumps in and completes it. Between the two of them, they are able to hold back the not-really-enthusiastic Ds/Ds.
Morale is always the biggest issue when directing both.
"You're not going anywhere!" Shouts from the gate, as the party nears.
3 Hezrous emerge from the gate, barring the way.

>>10276
How does klaus work?

>>10301
Incoming, give it a sec

[1d20 = 19]
>>10300
I can sure as hell try to be

Tries to decapitate an Albanian illegal alien or whatever that thing is

[1d20 = 14]
>>10303
And smacks the other Albanian!

[1d20 = 5]
>>10304
SMACK THE THIRD ALBANIAN!

>>10305
Tracy, we got an Albanian blocking the way!
>Inb4 they are Croatian

[3d20 = 25]
>>10300
Keep attacking: crush and slice
>tfw you're a monster with natural multi-attack capabilities, and an unnatural oral dexterity

[1d20 = 1]
>>10299
>>10289
sorry for double post thread is freezing my browser.

>>10306
Okay, now I'm really suspecting that my dice are seeded. Just saying.

[1d20 = 5]
>>10308
>An unnatural oral dexterity
Oh...

>>10309
They ALL have to go back!

>>10310
I know the feeling

[1d20 = 1]
>>10307
Maul the fuck out of him

[1d20 = 14]
>>10313
Dammit! I only wanted to look cool...!

>>10314
That roll was unintentional...

>>10313
>That dice roll
Uh...
>>10314
I hope that didn't result in what I think it did

[5d20 = 59]
>>10308
>oral dexterity
Giggity
>these dice
Okay, its not just me then
As the Hezrous square off, many attacks of opportunity are launched and fail. Its an even fight at this point, involving Trump, Tracy, Infernius (if he wants) and Torcuil (if he wants).

[1d20 = 8]
>>10316
i cast protect from evil on the party.
>frozen pone?

>>10316
>giving him ideas
I'm all game for it though.

[1d20 = 19]
>>10317
I serve upon the Herzegovinian Alien an NTA

[1d20 = 12]
>>10320
And the other Herzegovinian

[1d20 = 3]
The other!

>>10322
Fuck! He got Asylum

GM, I rolled a 1: what happened?
Can I attack again?

[1d20 = 8]
i cast bulls strength on trump
>+4 str

>>10324
It means your oral dexterity failed to harm him, and let's leave it at that

[1d20 = 5]
>>10325
With new found energy, Trump Slashes and Slices

>>10318
+2 ac, +2 saves for all. Well played, the party is bathed in the warmth and protection of Rockwell.
Trump successfully strikes one, but fails to kill (these are Hezrous) so no further attack.

[2d20 = 37]
>>10326
Rip some appendage off of him and trample him underfoot.
Charge next enemy with all three weapons.

>>10302
Torc causes a plauge of frogs

>klause kills everything

>>10324
Shhh, I missed it
Order is this:
Trump, Infernius, Torcuil, the Enemy, and Tracy
(sorry, its the dice)

>>10328
But we've hit the Herzegovinians with multiple 19s

[1d20 = 20]
>>10328
how many fires have i put out?

>>10332
Yes, but just cuz you roll doesn't mean I'll use 'em. I may disregard entirely.

[1d20 = 3]
Uh... My turn?

Slash at the Herzegovinians if they aren't deported

>>10333
With that roll, the overwhelming majority. There are still scattered fires, but you've done Smokey proud.

>>10334
>Disregarding a legal notice to appear
I'll have you know that could result in your being ordered removed en absentia

[3d20 = 21]
>>10329
Oh yes! Burn, baby, burn!
Tracy is now beside herself in carnal frenzy. She cleaves through the horde, trampling and slashing anyone who dare gets in her way, blowing smoke and roaring in fury.
>>10333
20 AND trips.
A lot.

[1d20 = 5]
>>10338
Is it my turn?

Um... Kill the enemy and move forward down the street

[1d20 = 15]
>>10339
Finish-off whatever he tried to kill

[1d20 = 6]
>>10340
And keep on rolling

>>10341
Ah...

[1d20 = 10]
kill all the demons

[1d20 = 10]
>>10340
Kill all that he did not kill

[2d20 = 22]
>>10343
>Not even trying to say how you did it

Cone of smoke ahead to confuse the horde
Roar for intimidation

[2d20 = 31]
Sry, browser crash.
Hezrous are not to be sniffed at (literally, but they're also beefy).
None are dead. As the party stares them headlong
<BOOOM>
Klaus comes speeding in on a forklift, owning one of them. Completely.
Theres 2 now.
Begin round, with the H attacking Trump

[1d20 = 3]
>>10345
i kill them with my sword duh, while advanceing to the stadium

[2d20 = 11]
>>10345
>Little pony roaring
Fill in the cone with 4d chess moves to confuse whatever Tracy failed to, then grab the Herzegovinian by the muzzle and slash at its throat

[2d8+4 = 12]
Trump gets beaten about. Not gonna lie, that hurt.

>>10348
reeeeeee!

[1d20 = 11]
>>10348
She's as big as a clydsdale at this point.

Rush-in to take out one of the H's sinews.

>>10351
Still a horse

>>10351
Pick one, its your move

>>10352
Also, size buffs expire

I use this violation of the NAP as an excused to use
>Two Weren't enough Recreational Nukes™

[1d20 = 16]
>>10351
The left
Try to take off his leg, in the process of crippling it.

>>10355
Oh fuck...

>>10355
>all this damaged property
Checks out.

[1d20 = 9]
>>10356
>Can I attack?
Attack Herzegovinian

[1d20 = 11]
>>10355
uh... what nuke?

>>10355
I'll give everyone 9 rounds. ^_^

[1d20 = 4]
>>10359
First attack fails, and

... 2nd attack 4 trump fails.
Infernius?

[1d20 = 8]
>>10364
i advance towards the stadium

>>10363
Where you going? (Training Day reference)
No seriously, you don't know what u just did.

>>10365
The way is blocked. Hezrous are massive, and more than capable of blocking your path. Move?

[1d20 = 7]
>>10366
He better not have damaged my property

>NAP violated
Slashes with more anger than normal

[1d20 = 7]
>>10359
Use his attack as an opening to make another of her own to sunder it's weapon.

[1d20 = 3]
>>10367
cut the muscles in their legs

[1d20 = 16]
>>10370
Try to get a good dice roll for once, then kill the son of a bitch

>>10370
Fail! Torcuil is next

[1d20 = 4]
>>10371
SMITE THE AGAIN!

[1d20 = 10]
>>10371
im trying man.

>>10372
oh....

[1d20 = 3]
>>10370
I tyried that earlier in >>10356
Did it work?
*goes for the other leg*

>>10366
I exersisd my right to use recreational nukes those who violate the NAP
>>10372

>>10374
I mean I try to get a good dice roll. No one had good dice roles

>all this jumping of the gun
Guys, c'mon seriously?
The order is:
Enemies (technically go first, but only cuz easy(
Tracy
Trump
Infernius
and Torcuil.
but that's only for this fight, which (should) will be over soon

[2d20 = 25]
>>10377
O right. Enemies then
Both Hezrous double on Trump

[1d20 = 12]
>>10379
So.... I think Tracy went last, so me

Slash the fucker!

[1d20 = 8]
>>10381
And the other one right up the throat

[2d20 = 28]
>>10376
Roll to feint a leg attack, but instead cut off the other H's balls and make an opening for the party

[2d8+2 = 35]
OOooh, that hurt. One of them only managed to distract Trump, while the other caved in his face a bit. Hold on.

>>10384
What.

>>10383
Deferring attack for greater gainz. That's fukkin right.
Trump (bruised and battered) has free-reign on the H that boffed him

>>10385
you got cock slaped

[1d20 = 4]
>>10386
Slash the fucker, but I may need to go cry in a corner for a bit
>>10387
What?

>>10388
I WILL FUCKING END YOU, DICE!

>>10388
Bay 7 is for crying

>>10388
the h hit you in the face with its cock, it crushed your skull abit.

>>10391
Not crushed, but softened

>>10391
>crushed skull
Uh...
>>10390
Goes to bay 7

[1d20 = 8]
>>10386
*pockets trophy for demon-skin wallet*
>>10388
>*cries*
Hurl javelin into the faggot's chest before he can counter.

Also, any chance Tracy can pick up a sword or rapier from the ground on the battlefield?

>>10394
No swords, all that is around are glaives (2h weapons)
Also, Infernius' turn

Torc summons some spooky bois for his turn

ok for my first move i cast invisibility purge
second move i cast banishment on the h's
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Banishment

>>10397
I tried that already, it did not work

>>10398
this is my 6th level spell it should work.

>>10397
You dont get 2 spell moves, unless one is an instant, which neither are. Invisibility purge DOES however reveal a curious Imp who is sticking close to Tracy,

Torcuil is next

[1d20 = 11]
>>10401
*trample the pervert to death*

>>10402
He summoned spooki bois

>>10402
See
>>10396

>>10401
ok then i designate banisment as my next move.

[2d20 = 25]
>>10405
>>10404
Yes of course. I'm going with greater mass animate (which probably isn't a spell but w/e).
Unfortunately, it will take the dead a few moments to get their shit together, and in the meantime they're punching in the face.

You mentioned Chain Devils earlier, can Tracy pull a weapon from their bodies?

[2d8 = 77]
Oooh, it stings again.
I'm giving it to Tracy, cuz she's opposite Trump but still leading. While one H fails and misses with its attack, the other H connects with a resounding <crack>
Tracy is momentarily stunned (not lasting)

Okay, that wasn't it. I'll go with 22 though

Tracy (jaw still ringing) its ur turn

[1d20 = 3]
>>10408
*anger grows to a boiling point at the prospect of anyone standing in her way for this long*
>>10409
>"FUck..!"
>>10411
*bites hand off*

>>10412
Well, that was a shitty roll for a shitty idea...

>>10412
Bites off hand with a disabled jaw?

>>10412
fail. Trump, its u

>>10414
>disabled
Wait, is it really that bad?

>>10416
Its worn off now, (momentary effect, just a penalty on the dice which was an ebin fail regardless)

[1d20 = 18]
>>10416
Stunned, not disabled. But still not good enough to be used as a main weapon

>>10415
Swings at the imp while backing away from the Herzegovinians. Or maybe it's Tracy he's swinging at - can't tell, has a concusion

[1d20 = 11]
>>10418
Swing again at that fucker. Or poor Tracy, one of the two

>>10416
ill get some heals on that after this turn.

[1d20 = 3]
>>10418
The Imp (which thought its self so clever) is cleaved in twain by Trump's mighty (and some might say 'lucky') swing.
Through Cleae, he has another attack which,....

His momentumous swing pings off one of the H's legs. The imp (sidequest accomplished!) is dead though.
Infernius' move

>>10422
*Collapses from concussion*

>>10424
Trump apparently falls forward, during Infrernius' move

>>10424
i heal trump.

Right you are good Confed-anon.
Banishment. Do you have any regents? Just asking, they're not requisite

>>10426
>>10424
*picks up and performs CPR*
>>10428
Fuck off. You're not needed!

>>10431
>CPR for a concussion
I feel like I heard that as a joke on an old children's cartoon

>>10430
I give the enemies a free helcopter ride

[1d20 = 7]
>>10431
ok then i heal tracys jaw.

>>10429
And with THAT, the Hezrous are defeated.
An army still amasses at the party's backside, but they're vastly less confident (since, the party just routed their Lieutenants)

>>10432
She doesn't actually know what she's, but she saw an opportunity.

>>10435
Trump remains dazed and lying on the ground

Thez <whooofs> in to
"Whatever,... <gasp> you guys are,.... <gasp> doing keep doing it <gasp>"
>whooofs away

>>10436
what she's doing*
>Tracy's faggot is actually certfied CPR (got it in college last year)
>>10437
>>10438
>*attempts mouth-mouth on Trumpadin, but is really just covering his face at this size*

>>10438
Trump would say "we are unable" but he is unable to speak

Having defeated the Hezrous, the assailing armies are not really assailing. They put on a good show, but one is expecting another to do their dirty work, while all are hoping to escape w/ skin intact. The way to the stadium is clear.

>>10442
*gently gallops towards the stadium*

[1d20 = 5]
>>10442
i heal trump.

>>10439
>>10444
Trumpaladin sees that he is being attacked the imp, who appearently survived when he hit Tracy earlier. He waves his sword at it, but it starts to run away

Vanderiem screams,
"Aye! Get back here ya gangly horse! I'll cut your teeth off"

[5d8 = 21]
Thez <whoofs back in>
"Can't stay, but the quarantine is almost won. <deep breath>.
She sees Trump's state: "Oh quit being soft!" and trump is healed dice amount and is up and around again.

>>10446
kek seeing what u did there but no

>>10447
Trump wakes up confused, then walks over towards the stadium

>>10450
That's all he would see from his perspective

>>10451
see >>10443

As the party approaches the stadium, Soros' voice can be heard (amplified, the dodgy cunt).
"Were you, eh eh, blibbity eh eh thinking eh eh, I might, as you would say eh eh, its complicated eh"

>>10452
Yeah, the imp runs away
>>10453
Trumpaladin marches right through the home gate

[1d20 = 7]
>>10453
i scream IM AN ANTISEMITE LOOK AT ME

No one can perfectly translate Soros, but he won't be nice.

"Hey Soros, you look a little bit lighter since the last time you came here. Like you're missing an arm or something"

>>10454
The imp is a grease-spot
And Trump ceaselessly and heroicaly is the first to stride the gate to stand before 42' tall Soros.
>>10457
Newp, hes using a different strategy.
As Trump exits the team-gate, Soros casts an anti-magic field, encompassing the whole stadium.
"Are you heroes or are you homos? We shall see!" he taunts

>>10458
Good point. In replacement of his arm is a heavily scaled arm, as though he's wearing a full spaulder and vambrace. It looks thoroughly uncomfortable, but as he flexes his fingers it appears effective.

>>10459
>he's taller than me
reeee!

"DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WITH ALTERNATIVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES" draws sword
"YOU FUCKING BIGOT HOMOPHOBE"
Charges with Vanderiem

>>10456
Tracy smells Soros's blood, and she steps forward slowly, shaken by frenzy with knife in maw.

>>10462
Gib one last meme before I stir your haggis!

>>10463
But he shouldn't be bleeding

i charge at soros ankles and start to climb up him shadow of the colosess style

[1d20 = 5]
SEVER THE HOMOPHOBES LEG!

Thez <whoofs> in
"Don't forget about me, you fossilized reject of nature!">>10462
It isn't decided yet, but its over. I'll auto-pilot
>>10465
He isn't, but Tracy has taken his blood and made something 'new'.

[1d20 = 11]
Tracy circles around the side of the stadium at full speed to take Soros from behind the ankle and sever his sinew (who said the element of Unoriginality would try something new?)

Logistically and RP speaking, Soros has limited options. To play his character right, he would lash out at all those around/immediate him for effect. He would die in a pool of his own blood, only to rejenerate, cuz only when you kill IN the abyss do those OF the abyss die. Last chance to change the outcome.

[1d20 = 16]
>>10471
Saw right into the fucker's leg again, if Tracy wasn't premature in taking a turn
>Shouldn't Soros be attacking?
>>10472
What.

>>10472
i cast spell immunity on us.

[1d20 = 7]
>>10472
Yeah, start maul at his blood/tissue and tear out a chunk as she passes by

[1d20 = 12]
>>10473
Another slash and then pushes away Tracy, because she's been banned from that shit

[1d20 = 6]
>>10477
Slash and push!

[1d20 = 12]
>>10472
Can I attack again now?
>Still running
Go for his next heel

"Have it your way! Do you PUNY biogenics REALLY think you can stop ME?! Enjoy this moment! You'll experience none like it!!!"
He taunts, as his form begins to slowly dissolve upon its self.
Everyone is tired, worn, beaten in some cases, and weary all around.
"Its not enough." Thez says finally. This is only temporary. Once of the infernal realms, there is no lasting vanquish. Soros has been defeated now, but he'll be back. With more numbers, with more resources, and more planning. With him, there is no lasting defeat, only temporary reprieve." She says with disgust and temerity.

[1d20 = 20]
>>10479
>>10480
Take one last bite out of him.

[1d20 = 14]
>>10480
"It's okay Thez. I've lived this before. I know"