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Nut Bread
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
655 replies and 165 files omitted.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9108
9110 9111
"I'm not your opponent. For whatever reason, if you're here then I'm supposed to keep you alive. That doesn't mean I can't or won't kill you in the short term though."
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9109
>>9101
*nibbles carrot*
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9110
9117 9118
>>9108
Where am i you interdimensional vampire scum!?
Anonymous
dbH6n
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No.9111
9113
>>9108
"Ah... So you want controlled opposition like your little Fox News, do you? Well you can go right back on to hell globalist!"
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9112
9120
>>9097
"How is that, nevermind," he returns behind the counter. "What sort of question could you have that I might know the answer to?" He's bewildered.
iVeI0
?
No.9113
9115 9119
[1d20 = 6]
>>9111
She's starting to lose her cool. "Look, I don't know who you are, where or why you came from or are here, I don't even KNOW what a globalist is, and worst of all, YOU INTERRUPTED MY SONG!"
T>stunning fist
iVeI0
?
No.9114
[1d20 = 18]

Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9115
9116
>>9113
You do realize your replying to trump right?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9116
9117
>>9115
Oh. Right,... I knew that. Nevermind. ._.
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9117
>>9110
>>9116

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9118
9122
>>9110
"Its a Game, except we're the pieces, sent here because some deity or entity decided - upon our death - that there was more for us to do, or some agenda, I'm not really sure tbh." she drinks the glass.
Anonymous
dbH6n
?
No.9119
>>9113
"I didn't want to have to do this..."
He pulls out PURE MALE VITALITY
"You can go back to hell globalist!"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9120
9123
>>9112
*clears throat*
"Well, for starters, what's the name of this fine town? *glances outside* "It seems quite the cozy place' do you get very much traffic around these parts??"
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9122
9125
>>9118
You mean i have to suffer more? I dont even have anymore super male vitality.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9123
9133
>>9120
"Oh yeah, sorry. You're the first talking horse I've ever seen. The village is called Pip, and we get travelers every so often passing through, though not too many stop since its so close to Port Barry. We're just humble farmers, but we're good enough to earn a decent wage selling to other surrounding cities and towns."
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9124
9126
>>9121
>Super male vitality
But are they turning the frogs gay?

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9125
9128
>>9122
"I seriously doubt you were sent here to suffer. Someone sponsored you, and they had something in mind. You'll have to figure that out on your own though."
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9126
>>9124
Watch out for your Pepes, Torquil.
Anonymous
dbH6n
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No.9127
9130 9139
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"Run away! Before she gets you too!"
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9128
9129
>>9125
is this hell? i thought it would be more firey.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9129
9131
>>9128
If hell is what you make of it, then yes.
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9130
>>9127
>Reee-ing
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9131
9132
>>9129
You said i was sent to YOU. Who are you exactly?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9132
9136
>>9131
"That's not what I said. I said I'm not your opponent, that if you're here i'm supposed to keep you alive. Big difference," she pours another drink. "As for me, I'm the oldest player still alive."
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9133
9137
>>9123
"Hmm. Not much traffic, recently? I had heard that this road was a regular highway for travelling merchants; but from the looks of it, it seems like a rather peaceful village."
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9134
9135
Did I ever make it to the forges?

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9135
9141
>>9134
Yes
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9136
9138
>>9132
You keep saying player what does that mean?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9137
9143
>>9133
"Sorry to disappoint you young,... lady(?), but this is just a stop on the way to other places. Not much goes on around here."
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9138
9140 9146
>>9136
"Well, when one is in a Game, that makes them a player, right?"
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9139
>>9127
trump when you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss3W-nXFDUY
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9140
>>9138
This is not a game, it cant be.
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9141
9142
>>9135
K, is Lenos around?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9142
9149
Plz note, I'll be readily distracted for the next hour or so
>>9141
Of course
VWZ3O
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No.9143
9144 9154 9175 9194
[3d20 = 41]
>>9137
"Not at all, kind Sir. *slips a few coins on the counter, as a tip* Thank you for your hospitality."
*turns to leave out the door, but stops halfway out, wearing a grim and serious face*
"... Recently, there have been rumors of a large, reptilian monster picking-off travelers along this trail. Be sure to alert anyone who may wander outside of the village of the danger. It seems to be fond of equstrians.."
And with a whirl of her cape, she vanishes out the door.
Okay, walk down the center path and search +Spot check to see what lies ahead of the trail.
Also, bluff check to make sure that rumor spreads outside of town.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9144
9145
>>9143
"You're,... you're welcome! I'll...." his voice trails off as you dramatically depart.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9145
9154 9175
>>9144
What's ahead of the trail?
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9146
9147
>>9138
Are there any other players?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9147
9148
>>9146
"I'm sure there are, but none that currently operate in this group. There are multiple groups, but most players establish their own niche area and retire from group activity."
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9148
9150
>>9147
Whos in your group?
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9149
9152
>>9142
Torcuil ask Lenos if he can forge him 2 throwing hatchets with the metal rod he got
If need be my rapier or money can be used for, reimbursement
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9150
9151 9153
>>9148
"Me, a weird spell-caster named Torcuil, a pompous ass paladin named Trump, a crazy blue pony named Tracy, and a big oaf of a Minotaur named Infernius. And you, by the looks of things. You're welcome to go off on your own, but the life expectancy isn't the best."
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9151
9155
>>9150
T-trump?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9152
9153
>>9149
>not offering him a rare orthicalum Pepe
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9153
9159
>>9152
>Implying I'd give that away this early
>>9150
Why'd you cross out that one part?
It was the most accurate thing about Trump
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9154
9161
>>9143
>>9145
*inspects her new hoers shoes as she silently trots down the trail*
>they're pretty
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9155
9156
>>9151
"Yeah, thats what he calls himself. Always going on about building infrastructure or whatever," drinks the glass.
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9156
9157
>>9155
Where is he now?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9157
9158
>>9156
"Last I saw him, he was out at the stadium outside the city. I'm gonna head back up to the tower, let me know if you have any more questions," she gets up to leave. "The name's Thez, btw."
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9158
9166
>>9157
My name is alex, Alex jones. Do you want to buy a water filter it filters out lead and iron.