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Occupied Equestria: Day 5
iTzX4
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No.87000
87001 87029
The Adventure continues

Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The Eastside Tavern Gang has broken through the house and pool-house of the politician Comte Burgher. What they found has been nothing short of astonishing. Deeds for properties bought by secret societies, seditious communications, cryptic booklets, concerning academic interests, and above all else, a sex dungeon with two young colts chained up, and traumatized. With these, they found something else: two caged and chained up adolescent Changeling drones. So doing what any logically minded group of people would do when encountering caged life-force vampires, they let the things suck on them, then took them home and hugged them and loved them and squeezed them and called them 'George.'

Dark Star is coming to terms with loss in the Stallion's room of the Eastside tavern, while Iron aids him. Silver dreams of an Equestria that is no more and his long lost family (while sleeping in a fairly awkward position). Ash awaits a new dawn of service, Onyx a new life of possible employment, while Brie and Spark stay in a small room with two strange guests
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Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87208
87219
My parents seemed very intent on discussing some reform of the property tax that is coming before the state legislature with our state representative in the parking lot. For some reason I cannot fathom, they absolutely refused to turn the car on while I waited, or at least close the driver side door. Anyways...

Begin Day 5
Iron
wio4P
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No.87209
87210
>>87207
I can always carry Ash around with Iron if you want.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87210
87211
>>87209
She's prone to faint from malnutrition, so go ahead.
Iron
wio4P
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No.87211
87212
>>87210
Great. More excuses for physical contact between Iron and Ash. I'll wait some time before waking Iron up, just to ensure everyone is ready.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87212
87213 87219
Okay, I'm feeling not-terrible enough to do just a little bit of RP for now.
>>87211
Sister Ash would have slept through the whole night, because she had a rough day (and like hell I'm taking on any exhaustion penalties).
She still gets up in time for prayers though.
Anonymous
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No.87213
87214
>>87212
Mind that, she has to sleep from at least 10-6 or earlier, if she's going to avoid hustle penalties and still be able to prepare spells.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87214
87215
>>87213
10-6 is doable, she'd be just in time for taking the Celestine mass with the others
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87215
87216
>>87214
That's what I was aiming for; preferably going to bed earlier.
If she doesn't pray on the dot, she loses a whole day of spells.
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87216
>>87215
Fug. I guess I should probably prepare spells for the day.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87217
87218 87219 87222 87223
WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE?
Silver (OOC)
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No.87218
>>87217
Here.
Iron
wio4P
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No.87219
>>87208
>>87212
Well, if you are sure.
Iron wakes up, stretching his legs, popping a few bones. He gets off the bed and stands up. He inspects if the memories that the changeling fed upon have been restored.
>>87217
Here. Don't shoot!
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87220
87221
I'm thinking I should probably rest, tbh...
Iron
wio4P
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No.87221
87224
>>87220
You probably should. GM should let you choose your spells, pretending you've done your prayers in the morning. After that, not sure. The mademare business should be handled well with Spark for diplomacy, maybe Star if he feels like helping and is not busy with Black Hooves stuff.
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
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No.87222
>>87217
Finally here.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87223
>>87217
i was stealing memes
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87224
87225 87226
>>87221
Still gotta find Ollie.
Goodnight, guys.
Iron
wio4P
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No.87225
>>87224
Noted for future reference
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87226
>>87224
Goodnight
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87227
87228 87229 87230 87231
Alright, everyone can wake up, although maybe we should wait on Brie for Spark and Silver. Any idea of when you want characters to wake up and what you want to do with them?
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
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No.87228
87231 87234
>>87227
Spark is by the door, so he will wake up when the others open the door.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87229
87234
>>87227
Dark Star would probably wake up later than the rest of the party.
Iron
wio4P
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No.87230
87234
>>87227
Iron would wake up at 9 to 10 AM. He will mostly try to finish Ash's quest aka either go for the mademares or find Ollie. That can wait if the changelings are to be deported immediately, but he has to be notified to cancel the plans.
Silver (OOC)
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No.87231
87232 87234 87235
>>87227
About 8 in the morning for Silver. First thing he'll do is probably find something to eat, then take care of whatever the 'lings need.
>>87228
Hell, Silver and Spark could go out to eat someplace, if they wanted.
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
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No.87232
87233 87235 87269
>>87231
That would sound good as long as you stay away from... certain food choices.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87233
>>87232
He knows not to order that while friends are around. He's better than that.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87234
87236 87238 87240
>>87231
>>87228
Probably after Brie

>>87230
Long after Ash

>>87229
Dark Star wakes up alone in the hotel bedroom, which feels like the heat has been cut off, with the covers removed from over him
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87235
87237
>>87231
>>87232
Actually, sure, let's try this
Iron
wio4P
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No.87236
87240
>>87234
Well, let's sync up the timeline to Ash's schedule, then. An acceptable outcome.
Silver
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No.87237
87239
>>87235
Silver is roused out of his sleep by the deep sound of his gurgling, empty stomach. "...Oooouuuh…"
Dark Star
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No.87238
87239
>>87234
Dark Star Shivers at the frigidness of the room,so he decides to get up and go over to the window and look out at the street.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87239
87240 87241 87242
>>87237
Oh dear. Light shines into the room.

>>87238
I had originally thought of the room as being an inside room with a window to a courtyard, but I also don't really know what makes sense in fancy 1910ish hotels, so sure
Light of mid-morning
Iron
wio4P
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No.87240
87243
>>87236
>>87234
>>87239
Pretend Iron wakes up when Ash wakes up
Iron opens his eyes, feeling the heat and light of the sun on his face. He stretches his legs and gets off the bed. He inspects his memories to see if the changeling feeding effects have passed.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87241
87243
>>87239
thats what i had pictured in my head,sorry we can go with the court yard.
Dark Star overlooks the courtyard as he is rubbing the sleep from his eyes, he then goes to the bathroom to take care of business.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87242
87243
>>87239
Silver uses a foreleg to shield his eyes from the initially blinding light as they adjust to the sudden change. "Ack! Останови это, солнце. Я еще не готов." While they do so, he takes a look at where Wesley and Kerr were sleeping, to see if they're still there.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87243
87244 87246 87248
>>87241
I'll be honest and say that I don't quite recall precisely what my model was. Something like Hotel Lutetia or Hotel Prinz-Albrect, maybe 84 Avenue Foch. Only 84 Avenue Foch has a courtyard, and it isn't a hotel.
At least it isn't raining outside. It looks like he has the room all to himself.

>>87242
They have decidedly moved. In fact...
Crash. dingdingding
Wesley has just opened the bag of marbles. All over the floor. Kerr is trying to open a container of water

>>87240
His memories don't seem to have suffered any decay beyond that which would be expected from the advance of time
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87244
87245
>>87243
After He gets through using the bathroom he washes his hooves and heads down to the lobby
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87245
87247
>>87244
It is so. Sea Breeze is available at this time
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87246
87249
>>87243
Well, if he wasn't awake before, he is now. Silver looks a bit amused at Wesley's predicament. He covers his mouth with a hoof to hold back some laughter. "Du musst vorsichtig mit diesen Murmeln sein."

He turns to Kerr, having trouble with the water. "Brauchen Sie Hilfe?"
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87247
87249
>>87245
"Hello,Sir!"
Dark Star Salute him
Iron
wio4P
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No.87248
87249
>>87243
Iron stretches a bit more. From what happened yesterday, Ash would not be ready until some time passes. He decides to seek that unicorn foal again, see if he has his starvation problem still. He may have a clue of what's going on with him.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87249
87250 87251 87252
>>87246
Wesley just looks at Silver, eyes wide open. He sees he has been caught making a mess of the entire floor. "Das war Kerr"

Kerr has stopped trying to bite it, and is now attacking it with green magic. "Ich kann es bekommen"

>>87247
"And a good day to you as well" he replies

>>87248
At this time, the little foal is still sleeping
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87250
87253
>>87249
"How are you this morning,sir?"
Iron
wio4P
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No.87251
87253
>>87249
Iron shrugs. Stuff for later, it seems. He supposes he has about 3 to 4 more hours before Ash is ready to move out. He ponders if the changelings are awake at this hour, or the current guardians for that matter. He decides to think while doing some physical excercises at the abbey's garden.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87252
87253
>>87249
Silver can't hold back the laugh from Wesley's response. Exactly what he would expect from a pony foal. "Nun, wer auch immer es war, wir sollten dieses Chaos aufräumen."

Before he carefully steps onto the floor, avoiding the mess of marbles Wesley has made, Silver nods to Kerr. "Wenn du es sagst. Ich habe festgestellt, dass die Registerkarte oben wirklich sehr hilfreich ist." He points to the tab on top of the water container used to open it.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87253
87254 87256 87257
>>87250
"Busy. In no small part thanks to you" He replies with mostly joy, and a tinge of annoyance

>>87251
Nuns approach him, "excuse me sir, could you help us move some trees?"

>>87252
>carefully steps onto the floor, avoiding the mess of marbles
Aww

Kerr has by now started attacking the container with both fangs and magic. When Silver says his thing, he stops, then lowers his jagged tube-like ears, and opens the tab by catching it in his fang and pulling it

Iron
wio4P
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No.87254
87255
>>87253
Iron nods. "Just point me to them and it will be done."
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87255
87258
>>87254
It's a good thing Ash isn't awake.
"In our lower fields the blight got to a few fruit trees. They need to be cut down and moved to the burning pits"
Silver
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No.87256
87259
>>87253
I mean, as funny as Silver getting a broken back would be...

"Wesley, kannst du mir helfen, diese Murmeln zu sammeln?" Silver's stomach grumbles again, reminding him that he should probably get some food in his belly soon. Silver reminds his stomach that it's hard to get outside to get food when there's a marble minefield in between him and the door.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87257
>>87253
"i'm just doing my job,sir. speaking of which. whats my next assignment?"
Iron
wio4P
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No.87258
87259
>>87255
That's a rather strange comment.
Iron nods, then proceeds to the blight zone described. He inspects the tree's toughness. With some bucking, they could be torn down. He also guesses if the cutting could potentially damage the abbey or any other building.
iTzX4
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No.87259
87261 87262
>>87256
Wesley's ears droop
"okay..."

>>87258
The trees appear to have been orange trees, or some sort of tropical fruit. There are a little decayed and weakened by the blight, and they were never particularly of thick stock
iTzX4
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No.87260
[1d4 = 1]

Iron
wio4P
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No.87261
87263
>>87259
Before trying to dislodge the trees or break them down, he asks the nun who asked for help. "Is there any danger that these trees may hurt buildings or foals? If not, we can start the process of cutting them down."
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87262
87263
>>87259
Silver smiles at him. "Hey, es wird okay sein. Zusammen dauert es nicht lange." Silver starts to gather up the marbles, using his magic to sweep them up into a nice little pile.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87263
87264 87265 87266
Fuck. I didn't anticipate a need for 'small' missions. I guess I could have a 'go to this police officer and see if he takes a bribe,' or a 'see if this griffon merchant offers to sell illegal shit' or 'pick up surveillance bugs from this location' or 'talk to this bureaucrat and see if they are persuadable to talk about revolting' but I'm not sure if I can do those without it being rote or boring

>>87262
Silver is able to push them along the floor a little, and Wesley tries putting them into the bag

>>87261
"We are hundreds of yards away, there shouldn't be any danger"
xP31Z
?
No.87264
87267
[1d20-1 = -13]
>>87263
Search: Silver looks around the room for any more marbles that are out of sight.
wio4P
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No.87265
87267
[1d20+6 = 16]
>>87263
He nods. He stands in front of one of the blighted trees. He ensures that all nuns are behind him and proceeds to buck the tree. Rolling unarmed damage with power attack, adding +5 damage and subtracting -5 from hit chance.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87266
87273
>>87263
its up to you. i could leave if you want me to.
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87267
87268 87269
>>87265
Hit

>>87264
a couple by the provisions stack and a couple more under the bed
wio4P
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No.87268
87273
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>87267
Rolling damage to that tree.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87269
87270 87273
>>87267
He uses his magic to grab them and put them by the others. "Ich weiß nicht, wie man Murmeln spielt…Aber ich weiß, dass sie gerne überall rollen." Once finished, he pats Wesley on the top of the head. "Behaltet sie im Auge, damit sie nicht fliehen, okay?"

>>87232
Silver's stomach grumbles yet again. Seeing Spark is still asleep, he trots over to him and tries to poke him awake.

*poke, poke poke*
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
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No.87270
87271
>>87269
I groan but slowly open my eyes.
"Ah. Morning already?"
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87271
87272
>>87270
"Seems like it. Just helped Wesley with marble mess. Surprised you did not hear it." Silver pats the side of his empty belly. "Anyways, I am starving, and I think changelings can look after themselves for few minutes. Want to go get something to eat?"
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
?
No.87272
87274 87291
>>87271
"I could. But are you sure they should be left alone? Something tells me they are not going to like being locked up in here, especially after what they went through."
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87273
87274 87275 87276
>>87268
Oh it's very damaged, but not quite dead

>>87269
Wesley laughs
"hehe, okay"

>>87266
Fuck it, let's do this

Sea Breeze leans down and rests his foreknees on the table
"So you've shown you can handle the dangerous stuff. Let's see if you can handle the grunt work. Sea Captain Wind Bard's Ship is returning from Saltmane. See what he is up to this morning"
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87274
87280
>>87272
"I suppose I should ask them, then."

>>87273
Silver turns towards the two changelings. "Wesley, Kerr. Denkst du, du kannst dich selbst im Auge behalten, während Spark und ich essen gehen?"
wio4P
?
No.87275
87277
[1d20+6 = 12]
>>87273
Supposing the tree will fall down soon, he decides to call it out to the nuns. "First tree is coming down! Clear the area!" He then prepares the second buck, same as last one.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87276
87277
>>87273
"yes,sir! Sir,may i ask if the name of the ship is the "Jungle Express?"
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87277
87278 87279
>>87276
He smiles
"Smart boy. Pier 10. Pier twelve has been closed after a warehouse fire, so the ship was redirected to another berth. It's a seaport, obviously. Try to look like a dockworker, or someone who belongs there. You don't need to alter your whole appearance like a changeling does, but what you will be doing will require you to go unnoticed."

>>87275
Hit
wio4P
?
No.87278
87280
[1d3+12 = 15]
>>87277
AC is 12 or less. Got it.
Rolling damage now.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87279
87280
>>87277
"What would you like me to do sir?"
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87280
87281 87283 87287
>>87274
"Ich denke schon, wir haben viele Spielsachen."

"Oh, natürlich kannst du essen, während wir hier festsitzen"

>>87278
The tree breaks in the mid section, and falls over

>>87279
"Observe who he speaks to and what he does. Take notes, and take pictures. If you interact please, please, note that they get very suspicious quickly" He hands Dark Star a camera
Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87281
87282
>>87280
"yes,sir!"
Dark Star Takes the camera and salutes him
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87282
87285
>>87281
He nods in acknowledgement
Iron
wio4P
?
No.87283
87284
>>87280
Iron nods. That's one down. Iron looks how many trees are remaining and estimates what time it took to down one tree. He then turns to the closest nun. "Do we also need to pluck out the stumps?"
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87284
87286
>>87283
"The stumps will likely need to go eventually, but for now simply killing the trees will suffice"

3 more blighted trees
Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87285
87290
>>87282
Dark Star heads off to the Docks
wio4P
?
No.87286
87288 87290
[1d20+6 = 21]
>>87284
Another nod. He places himself in a bucking position at the next tree and bucks it same as the last two times.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87287
87290
>>87280
"So ist es nicht…" Silver sighs. "Es tut mir Leid. Ich bin jetzt sehr hungrig, weil ich seit einiger Zeit nichts gegessen habe. Sie werden hier nicht mehr lange stecken bleiben, aber ich muss essen, um klar denken und sprechen zu können."
wio4P
?
No.87288
87289
[1d20+6 = 19]
[1d3+12 = 14]
>>87286
Forgot to roll damage.
Also rolling next hit.
wio4P
?
No.87289
[1d3+12 = 15]
>>87288
And roll another damage.
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87290
87291 87292 87297
>>87285
Two blocks south of Black Briar road, onto the seaport itself. At this time it doesn't look as if walking up to the docks themselves requires going through security, although it does look like many ponies are using the area. The steamer in question is pulling into position. There are a couple warehouses prior to reaching the sea wall, a situation similar to the experience a few nights ago

>>87286
The hind hooves hit the tree squarely, and leaves fall from it towards the ground

>>87287
*pouting changeling noises*
Kerr seems to accept this answer begrudgingly
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87291
87293
>>87290
Silver nods, thankful. "Vielen Dank. Ich werde nicht lange."

>>87272
With that, Silver turns back to Spark. "They will be fine here. Do you have anyplace particular in mind, or should we just stop at first place we come to?"
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87292
87296
>>87290
Are There any buildings close by where the ship is docking?
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
?
No.87293
87294
>>87291
"I'm just as new around these parts as you are. Whichever you think sounds good will be fine I'm sure."
Spark gets up and stands ready at the door.
Silver
xP31Z
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No.87294
87295
>>87293
"Then we will stop at first place we see." Silver steps out of the room and makes his way down the street, looking for the first restaurant he sees.
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
?
No.87295
>>87294
Spark follows, making sure to wave bye to the changelings and close the door behind them first.
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87296
87298
>>87292
There are two warehouses within 500 feet. There is a smaller structure on the opposite side the loading dock at the base
Iron
wio4P
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No.87297
87299 87310
>>87290
After the last two bucks which I'll assume took down the tree being attacked, leaving 2 more., he decides to do some small talk. "So, how has the two foals that recently came with Ash been doing?" He says as he goes towards the third tree.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87298
87299
>>87296
Dark Star walks over to where the boat is docking like he is supposed to be there
Is Anypony working close by?
i caught that skyrim reference
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87299
87300 87301
>>87297
"Well, we are trying to integrate them back in. They were not very eager for breakfast this morning, but were accepting of toast after a while

>>87298
Yes. Close to the ship, a couple ponies moor it. A few more ponies prepare to load coal into the ship's bunker. On the dock itself, ponies move crates

>>87298

Dark Star
Wdo5k
?
No.87300
87303
>>87299
Dark Star walks over to a crate and starts sliding it
wio4P
?
No.87301
87302 87303
[1d20+6 = 20]
>>87299
"I see. I heard bad stuff happen to them." He positions himself and bucks the third tree with his hindlegs. Same attack as the other ones.
wio4P
?
No.87302
87303
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>87301
Hit. Rolling damage.
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87303
87304 87305
>>87302
It's a little weaker than the first. It is kill

>>87300
Crates are by the seawall, but can be moved. Over by the ship itself, the mooring is tied up, and the gangplank is coming down

>>87301
"Oh yes. I haven't heard what, but from the way they talk about it, it must be unimaginably bad"
Iron
wio4P
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No.87304
>>87303
Iron nods, then changes into a thinking expression. "What is your usual routine at the abbey?" He walks to the last tree to be taken down.
Dark Star
Wdo5k
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No.87305
87440
>>87303
Can i see anypony standing on the deck?
Anonymous
iTzX4
?
No.87306
87307 87308 87309
Alright, between my getting only 5 hours of sleep last night, and my wanting to finally get this damned job application turned in, I am going to sleep now
Iron OOC
wio4P
?
No.87307
>>87306
Alright. Night GM. I'll go to bed too.
Dark Star OOC
Wdo5k
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No.87308
>>87306
Night Fren
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
?
No.87309
>>87306
Sleep well!
Anonymous
mqvEd
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No.87310
87311 87312
>>87297
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO MURDER TREES!!!
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87311
87312
>>87310
They're already dead.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
?
No.87312
87313
>>87310
>>87311
>insert fist of the north star meme here
Anonymous
tPdkq
?
No.87313
87314
raped.png
>>87312

Iron OOC
wio4P
?
No.87314
87316
>>87313
That's kinda cute.
Anonymous
tPdkq
?
No.87316
87317
>>87314
Thank Onyx, he made it months ago
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87317
>>87316
Oh, I didn't know that.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87322
87323 87325 87334
Rolecall.
Anonymous
PZsHe
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No.87323
87324 87327 87328
>>87322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USiLjogzuC8
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87324
>>87323
Hello.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87325
87326 87327 87335
>>87322
Present

I'm feeling a bit less will today, so I might be able to play
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87326
>>87325
*Less ill
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87327
87328 87330
>>87323
>>87325
That's three total. Iron, Ash and Spark. Silver, Star, Brie and of course the GM are missing.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
PZsHe
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No.87328
87329 87330
>>87327
Do I look like an edgy nymphomaniac to you?
>>87323

Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87329
>>87328
Star's the nymphomaniac. Not Spark. My mistake nonetheless.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87330
87331 87335
>>87328
Wat. Who is the edgy nyphomaniac?

>>87327
Here, kind of
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87331
87332
>>87330
Pretty sure he mixed up Star and Spark since they both have an S as the first letter and an a on the third letter.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
nSM96
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No.87332
>>87331
Yes because I glance at this only occasionally in the midst of my studies.
Eeeeee
tPdkq
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No.87333
87335
I'll have some timeduring Movie night, but don't expect too much out of me
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87334
87335
>>87322
edgy nymphomaniac reporting for duty
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87335
87336 87339 87356
>>87325
>>87333
>>87334
>>87330
Ok, so far we have Star the edgelord, devoted follower of Aphrodite, Iron the big dumb stubborn boi, Ash, harbringer of peace and trees, Brie, the mad batpony who seems to have scizophrenia for some dark past reason, and the god of the world they inhabit it. Hopefully Silver, the benevolent meat eater, and Spark, an intellectual with a case of alcohol withdrawal or something, can join in while the stew's hot. aka Ash not passing out.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87336
87338
>>87335
>Star the edgelord, devoted follower of Aphrodite
What?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87337
87380
Anyway, Sister Ash would be attending prayers, and speaking with the Sisters shortly afterwards. She would have sileni picked her spells about an hour after figuring out just wtf she was planning to do today.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87338
87340
>>87336
Aphrodite is the goddess of sex. Star is a follower 'cause he had the most sex out of all PCs in the campaign.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87339
87340
_DarkStar_.png
>>87335
if she was in this world Dark Would probably be a follower
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87340
87341
>>87338
Ah.
>>87339
>Not worshipping your own people's deities instead
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87341
87342 87344
>>87340
if theres a pony goddess of sex he would
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87342
87343 87344
>>87341
>Who is Candyass?
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87343
>>87342
Captured by changlings
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87344
87345 87347
>>87341
Is world of harmony and wholesomeness. No goddess of "sex," only love, marriage, and new foals

>>87342
The Princess of Love. Not sex.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87345
87346
>>87344
Didnt cadence get captured?
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87346
>>87345
Pretty sure she was, judging how Equestria was split in half to begin with.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87347
87348 87350
>>87344
All the princesses are by default sex gods.
Candy just shares an alesthetic/niche with Aphrodite.

Also, Aphrodite is not the goddess of sex, but passionate love, whereas Eros is affection. Pan is the god of sex, iirc.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87348
87349 87351
>>87347
>all princesses are sex gods by default.
W0t? How come?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87349
>>87348
Because reasons.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87350
87352 87353 87363
>>87347
Pony Princesses are pure. Just because they are fapped to by tens of thousands does not make them sexual
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87351
87352 87353
1941481__explicit_artist-colon-poneboning_princesscadance_princesscelestia_princessluna_alicorn_anat.png
>>87348

Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87352
87360
>>87350
There's no rule against being pure/virgin, and still having sex in your deific portfolio.
>>87351
This guy gets it.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87353
>>87351
So it is what GM said at >>87350
Good to know.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87354
87355 87359
Note to self: no sleep during the night combined with sleeping well into the evening leads to really weird dreams/nightmares.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87355
87357
>>87354
Were they hot?
Brieeeeeeeeee
tPdkq
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No.87356
87358 87359 87360
>>87335
Yes, Brie is literally schitzo, that's the only reason he can understand anything the Lings say, because the voices in his head tell him bits and pieces about what the words mean.
Get it? He's bat-shit! XDDDD
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87357
87360 87361
>>87355
If by hot you mean "Playing an AARPG and getting killed multiple times by a gigantic terrifying demon boss" then yes.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87358
_Laughing horses.gif
>>87356
>spoiler
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87359
>>87356
I giggled.
>>87354
Only the intellectual remains to appear.
Have a good lunch/breakfast
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87360
87364 87377
>>87352
Well, maybe... All you need to know is that Alicorn bodies are the pinacle of Pony perfection, and that the Princesses save the married one are all paragons of chastity and virginity (and even the married one is perfectly 'chaste' by Catholic definitions). Or maybe they had lovers long ago, who were died or separated tragically, and vowed never to love again after that. Or maybe they are extreme sluts regularly taking secret lovers and fucking their guards

>>87357
Noted for future dreams and encounters

>>87356
Cute name
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87361
87362 87364
>>87357
Was it a hot demon boss?
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87362
>>87361
Well, it was a demon, so I'm sure it was burning hot. So hot that if you touch it, you would literally catch on fire.
Like Ash's angry side
Anonymous
TZv9j
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No.87363
87367
>>87350
>Royalty
>Pure
Anon, why don't you have a seat
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87364
87365 87366 87367
>>87360
Preemptive F for Silver
>>87361
More like lanky, ashy-skinned, and wicked-grinned with a smile full of sharp teeth, and with hands the size of bedrooms that grab you and try to tear you in half.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87365
>>87364
Well, at least it was turned on before the fight.
Cuz its skin is ash-colored, which implies the demon had to endure fire on his body
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87366
>>87364
sounds pretty lewd to me.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87367
87368 87369
>>87364
Interesting. Tell me more

>>87363
Pony royalty is pure, like Queen Elizabeth
Anonymous
TZv9j
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No.87368
>>87367
>Implying any royalty is pure
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87369
87370 87371 87373 87374 87377 87388
>>87367
So, for some reason, in this made-up game my mind came up with, there was a super boss in the middle of a large grassland valley with no trees in sight. It was the kind you were expected to go after once you killed the main boss. It was some kind of formless entity wearing a white cloak, and used holy-based magic to attack. It was very difficult to kill, but after finding out that it was weak to dark magic, I managed to defeat it. Didn't get any rewards for doing, though.

A couple in-game days later, I returned to the valley to see if I would get a reward, and this massive rift opens up in the middle of it, and out comes this giant, lanky, pale/ash-skinned demon, with the most terrifying evil grim you've ever seen. It was the size of a small mountain, and its hands could easily crush a small house. Apparently the other entity I killed had been sealing it away and keeping it from invading the mortal realm, and now that it was dead, it was free to invade the mortal realm and spread death and destruction across the world. So, we fought, and I managed to take out maybe a 20th of its life bar before it grabbed me, tried to tear me in half, and then threw me so far across the valley I hit the hills on the other side of it. Then it managed to cover the same distance in only a few seconds, grabbed me again, and finally managed to tear me in half. I tried fighting it about four different times, each ending the same way, before I finally woke up from the dream.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87370
>>87369
*evil grin
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87371
87372
>>87369
Uh, why did you even have those kinds of dreams? Did you play many games with allusions to demons like Diablo and other RPGs which focuses on demon killing before bed or something? Got frustrated on a boss and your brain decided to torment you about it? What the hell?
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87372
87375
>>87371
There are very few times when I can even remember if I had a dream, and even fewer times I can remember details about the dream long enough to relay it to someone else. When it happens, I don't know why my mind comes up with stuff like it, but it's always fucked up like that.
Anonymous
iTzX4
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No.87373
87376
>>87369
>Hopes to someday rival Silver's Dark Souls dream in the horrific majesty of a description
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAUOPHqx5Gs
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87374
87376
>>87369
Man you need to grind to get more xp, before you fight the final boss.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87375
87376
>>87372
You need Jesus in your life
All dreams have this rule. If you recently woke up to a dream, you will remember the details for it, but slowly fades from memory unless written down. Most of the time, I don't even dream. It's like sleeping just to pass time, like how many games nowadays save progress when you go to bed.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87376
87413
>>87373
Knowing you, you could very easily surpass whatever I could describe.
>>87374
Maybe I haven't gone through enough NG+'s yet.
>>87375
I guess so. It just seems like the more messed up the dream is, the longer the amount of time I remember it for.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
nSM96
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No.87377
87378 87383
>>87360
In my headcanon, Celestia is more of an Aphrodite and represents the more epicurean approach to life, enjoying each of life's pleasures. Luna would be more of an Athena and a stoic, being rigorously ascetic and still a virgin after thousands of years.

>>87369
Sounds like dreams I like to have.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87378
87381
>>87377
Epicurean? Pony society is very nearly an enactment of Plato’s Republic in a children’s show. I cannot imagine Celestia taking s hedonistic approach of any kind to her life.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87380
87382
>>87337
I'm going to have to leave for a while.

I'll pick my spells after seeing where Sister Ash leaves off.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
nSM96
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No.87381
87387
>>87378
Well, she is infamous for eating cake every day. It's not unlikely she would also take on prince-consorts as in the fanfic "The Sun and the Rose." Whether that's hedonistic or not is up to debate, but there's no question she lives in luxury.
Iron OOC
wio4P
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No.87382
>>87380
I'll take a short nap, just in case I feel like passing out in the middle of a session. At most, I'll come back in 3 to 4 hours.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87383
87384 87386
>>87377
I don't think Luna's chastity is necessarily the result of ascetiscism. I think she's just autistic, and extra awkward after being imprisoned in the moon for so long.
Celestia is married to cake.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87384
>>87383
Also, I'm back.
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87386
87389
_sad apu 2.jpg
>>87383
>ywn loving hold luna
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87387
>>87381
Maybe she sits around eating cake all day to fill the hole in her life left by the fact that she'd out-live any partner she could ever have.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87388
>>87369
That's gamer-brain right there. Lucid dreaming.
Anonymous
tPdkq
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No.87389
87390 87391
>>87386
You must not realize, Luna is the ponification of Nyx (not the poner) the mistress of the night and hidden secrets. You probably already know 'Luna', but without ever knowing her. Cuz thats how she rolls.
Legend says men who knowingly embrace Nyx are forever fixated and sworn to her, cuz its so UNNNNFFFF
Anonymous
Wdo5k
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No.87390
_hmmmmmmmmmmmmm luna.png
>>87389

Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87391
87392 87393
>>87389
Nyx is the "night" and represents the first offspring of the primordial Chaos before the beginning creation, feared by even Zeus. She's the Mother of Hypnos (Sleep) and his brother Thantos (Death), amd the proginator of all other personified deities. She's supposed to be as terrifying as she is beautiful
If Luna were in any way like Nyx, that would encompass the Nightmare Moon aspect of her.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87392
>>87391
However, in Greek mythology, Nyx is supposed to be the mother of Day.
The ancient Greek cosmology has a thematic of all good things rising from darkness and death.
Anonymous
tPdkq
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No.87393
>>87391
Tl:dr Love, and don't fuck with, Luna
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87394
87395
I think I have my spells, but I'd like her to start the day first.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87395
87396
>>87394
Alright, I recall praying with the sisters
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87396
87397
>>87395
That's about it.
Is there any word about last night?
This is GM, right?
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87397
87398
>>87396
This is GM from mobile IP. What is the question concerning last night?
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87398
87399
>>87397
I was just wondering what the general mood in the abbey is.
I think I'llhave her check on the children before she leaves.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87399
87400
>>87398
A sort of quiet has come over the air. Like some facts are too horrible to be spoken aloud, but so impactful they shake you to the very essence of your soul
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87400
87401
>>87399
Sister Ash would have a similar aura to her after waking up, unsure how to speak of what went on last night, and even less sure of how to react to it.

She decides to help the Sisters with their morning work (while I wait for Iron's player to show up).
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87401
87402 87403
>>87400
“How well do you understand plants?” Asks a sister
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87402
>>87401
*Ears perked*
"Quite well, if I do say so myself."
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87403
87404
>>87401
*Ears perked*
"Quite well, if I do say so myself."
G1blJ
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No.87404
87405 87436
[1d3 = 3]
>>87403
“Oh, excellent. We have an area of one garden where the plants are not growing very well. We are trying to clear out other parts of the property for other fields, but we thought that maybe you could help”
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87405
87406 87407
>>87404
"Hmm, that's odd.." Sister Ash replies quietly, somewhat disappointed that the Enrichment spell she cast on the garden hasn't yet had any dramatic effect.
"I would be glad to help."
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87406
87407
>>87405
Enrichment was the effect of the Plant Growth spell she cast on the first day, btw.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87407
87408 87420
>>87405
“Oh yes, just up the hill. We have some plants that seem to have stunted growth.” When the sister takes her there, she sees an area that is cultivated more like an agricultural field than a garden, although still not very large. It is on non-level terrain and not terraced. The plants immediately approached seem to be turnips, although other tubers like onions”

“Well, here we are. The problem is that growth in this field seems to be stunted compared to field elsewhere. We were wanting to simply abandon the field, but we were wondering if you knew what the issue was”

>>87406
This is a distinct set of plants
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No.87408
87409 87410 87412 87436
[1d20+13 = 16]
>>87407
Just restating. She would be particularly interested, since she believed that her blessing would have been enough for the whole garden.

Sister Ash enters the area and levitates a clump of the soil.
Rolling Knowledge (nature) to see if there's any evident cause to her.
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87409
87411
>>87408
Stupid dice...
G1blJ
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No.87410
87436
[1d3 = 2]
>>87408
>rolled a three
Pacifist Ecoterrorist
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No.87411
>>87409
I would have just taken 10, had I not suspected it to be supernatural in origin.
Anonymous
G1blJ
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No.87412
87416
>>87408
The dirt seems a bit on the alkali side
Shimmering Spark
nXmks
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No.87413
87414
>>87376
The sorcerer finally returned if you are available to continue.
Silver (OOC)
xP31Z
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No.87414
87421
>>87413
Sounds good.