Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.
The party now takes on the task of breaking, entering, and investigating the house of Social Democrat politician Comte "Cheese" Burgher, who is alleged to have 'purchased' two young foals. They have already distracted the guards around the gated community and explored most of the property. Now, Ash tries out her role as a 'dog whisperer,' Dark Star contemplates the evidence he has already collected, Silver shifts between stealing jewelry from innocent third parties and talking about the joyful smell of wingpit sweat, Iron harasses guards by talking to them about queer theory while Onyx acts as his his homosexual partner, Brie tries to get the guards drinking on the job, and Spark follows around the group in the attic.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Druids ftw
>>85093 →
"THIS ONE here started off demanding to be let in. I thought, no real issue, we have a lot of stallions who think they are important and want to be let in, so I just shut it off. Then he tried to claim that he is someone, so I thought that maybe he is a guest of one of the residents who is coming back from a party or bar drunk, so I tried to get his ID. And then... That's when the ketamine, or whever he is on kicked in. He started talking to me about all of this weird sexual shit like stallions who think they are mares or something. And I thought, well, we do get a lot of weird ponies coming through here. But THEN he started hitting on me like a weird pre-vert and tried putting his hoof under the glass trying to touch me. But he broke through the glass. At that point, I thought 'OH HELL NO" and I pulled my gun on him. And I called these other two here while this guy is still hanging around the gate."
>>85092 →
>"I am a one dog army!"
>>85098
In retrospect I should have just said 'it is so,' and then later after Blue Skies reads the police report and finds out that the party - silver included - has robbed a coin collection, cut pictures out of frames, and stolen a mare's jewelry, she would have told Silver something like 'you can never again criticize my government. If you think we Blackhooves are thieves who break in to hearth and home under cover of night, you are nothing better' and basically would have said something like 'clean your room' to Silver anytime he got onto her about the supposed moral superiority of Equestrians
"THIS ONE here started off demanding to be let in. I thought, no real issue, we have a lot of stallions who think they are important and want to be let in, so I just shut it off. Then he tried to claim that he is someone, so I thought that maybe he is a guest of one of the residents who is coming back from a party or bar drunk, so I tried to get his ID. And then... That's when the ketamine, or whever he is on kicked in. He started talking to me about all of this weird sexual shit like stallions who think they are mares or something. And I thought, well, we do get a lot of weird ponies coming through here. But THEN he started hitting on me like a weird pre-vert and tried putting his hoof under the glass trying to touch me. But he broke through the glass. At that point, I thought 'OH HELL NO" and I pulled my gun on him. And I called these other two here while this guy is still hanging around the gate."
>>85092 →
>"I am a one dog army!"
>>85098
In retrospect I should have just said 'it is so,' and then later after Blue Skies reads the police report and finds out that the party - silver included - has robbed a coin collection, cut pictures out of frames, and stolen a mare's jewelry, she would have told Silver something like 'you can never again criticize my government. If you think we Blackhooves are thieves who break in to hearth and home under cover of night, you are nothing better' and basically would have said something like 'clean your room' to Silver anytime he got onto her about the supposed moral superiority of Equestrians
Iron's an intimidating boi, that's for sure.
>>85101
Well, it happened, so nothing more can be done. Congratulations on being the first person to guilt trip me in a long ass time, especially about something as silly as pinching a mare's jewelry in a game.
Well, it happened, so nothing more can be done. Congratulations on being the first person to guilt trip me in a long ass time, especially about something as silly as pinching a mare's jewelry in a game.
>>85102
>"I am the guardian of the pool house, and all of the property. Open this door so I can bite your leg off!"
>"I am the guardian of the pool house, and all of the property. Open this door so I can bite your leg off!"
[1d20+7 = 16]
>>85105
This is about the time I should be able to roll Wild Empathy, to see if I can influence the dog's attitude towards me.
>"If I open the door, will you promise to be a good boi?"
>>85105
This is about the time I should be able to roll Wild Empathy, to see if I can influence the dog's attitude towards me.
>"If I open the door, will you promise to be a good boi?"
A 15 would normally be good enough to make a domestic Animal friendly, unless this boi has a particularly bad disposition...
>>85101
Brie nods uncomprehendingly. "Sounds like I should probably clear the area then. Am I intruding?"
Brie nods uncomprehendingly. "Sounds like I should probably clear the area then. Am I intruding?"
[1d20+5 = 23]
>>85109
Rolling Sense Motive, to see if my check succeeded (what his attitude towards me has become).
>>85109
Rolling Sense Motive, to see if my check succeeded (what his attitude towards me has become).
>>85110
Warmer, but he is still a protective animal, and does not want to stop doing his job as one quite yet
Warmer, but he is still a protective animal, and does not want to stop doing his job as one quite yet
>>85116
>"Then why don't you come out with us for a bit? Being kooped up inside can't be good for you."
Sister Ash commands Caleb to 'stay' beside her as she telekinetically opens the door.
>"Then why don't you come out with us for a bit? Being kooped up inside can't be good for you."
Sister Ash commands Caleb to 'stay' beside her as she telekinetically opens the door.
>>85118
>"Why would I want to harm the pool house? I'm only looking for somepony."
She produces her photograph
>"Have you seen this foal?"
>"Why would I want to harm the pool house? I'm only looking for somepony."
She produces her photograph
>"Have you seen this foal?"
>>85118
Iron does not relent "If you keep dodging the question, you will not have a happy life. Are you sure that you are not a mare pretending to be a stallion? Mares are usually more stubborn than stallions, and you are acting quite stubborn."
Iron does not relent "If you keep dodging the question, you will not have a happy life. Are you sure that you are not a mare pretending to be a stallion? Mares are usually more stubborn than stallions, and you are acting quite stubborn."
>>85120
Fuck, I thought she knew which foal had been bought by this guy.
Correction, she produces all three of her photos, and shows them to the doggo.
Fuck, I thought she knew which foal had been bought by this guy.
Correction, she produces all three of her photos, and shows them to the doggo.
>>85123
>"I'm looking for a foal that may have been lost
or hiding here. Would you mind if I looked around?"
>"I'm looking for a foal that may have been lost
or hiding here. Would you mind if I looked around?"
>>85130
Well fuck. I must have missed something. Either me or this dog.
>"Did you happen to notice any strange foal that may have come by lately? A new foal, one that didn't smell like the rest?"
Well fuck. I must have missed something. Either me or this dog.
>"Did you happen to notice any strange foal that may have come by lately? A new foal, one that didn't smell like the rest?"
Off topic, but just read the entry for "What Lies Beneath." Cozy Glow is definitely getting appointed as a Black Hooves governor
>>85136
Good to know. A little meta question. Are bards proficient with ranged weapons in this world?
Good to know. A little meta question. Are bards proficient with ranged weapons in this world?
>>85137
Bards are proffient in all simple weapons, and with short bows.
They're profficient in light and heavy crossbows.
Bards are proffient in all simple weapons, and with short bows.
They're profficient in light and heavy crossbows.
>>85138
I'll pretend light and heavy crossbows are pistols and rifles respectively. Any good bard traits from vanilla D&D in particular?
I'll pretend light and heavy crossbows are pistols and rifles respectively. Any good bard traits from vanilla D&D in particular?
I'll be AFK for a bit. 30 minutes max
>>85147
“We could, or just see if they get bored and go away on their own. So long as they don’t try to touch me or go past the gate”
“We could, or just see if they get bored and go away on their own. So long as they don’t try to touch me or go past the gate”
>>85134
Sister Ash steps inside slowly
>"That's odd.. I had thought that the pony I was looking for would be somewhere around here."
- she beams sadly
Sister Ash steps inside slowly
>"That's odd.. I had thought that the pony I was looking for would be somewhere around here."
- she beams sadly
>>85160
Sister Ash's ears visibly perk beneath her shawl
>"That sounds like the foal I was looking for.."
-she beams
>"Did that pony stay in the house?"
-she inquires
Sister Ash's ears visibly perk beneath her shawl
>"That sounds like the foal I was looking for.."
-she beams
>"Did that pony stay in the house?"
-she inquires
>>85157
"Apparently nothing and no one is holding you here, so if you wanted to not get shot or arrested, maybe think of GTfO."
"Apparently nothing and no one is holding you here, so if you wanted to not get shot or arrested, maybe think of GTfO."
>>85166
>Never left
Now sister Ash seems very curious
>"So, they're still here?"
-she asks, her spirits visibly lifted
>Never left
Now sister Ash seems very curious
>"So, they're still here?"
-she asks, her spirits visibly lifted
>>85169
Sister Ash's eyes go wide as she realizes she's found what she's looking for.
>"May I... See them..?"
Sister Ash's eyes go wide as she realizes she's found what she's looking for.
>"May I... See them..?"
>>85166
He chuckles at the guard's insistence. "Well, I could, but let me check if I am not forgetting something." He walks to any remaining shard of the booth window still in its original position and proceeds to 'comb' his hair while looking at its reflection. Just in case they need more time.
He chuckles at the guard's insistence. "Well, I could, but let me check if I am not forgetting something." He walks to any remaining shard of the booth window still in its original position and proceeds to 'comb' his hair while looking at its reflection. Just in case they need more time.
"As for me, my wife is probably going to give me an Eeee-ful after how long I've been gone. Sorry to keep you.". Brie offers, exiting nonchalantly at a casual pace.
>>85175
After checking his current body, he finally nods. "Yes. I am not forgetting anything. Well, good luck on your whole 'mare-disguising-as-a-stallion' business." He walks out of the scene deliberately slowly, just to add a little salt to the guard's pride. He decides to wait inside one of the nearby buildings, specially if they're social buildings.
After checking his current body, he finally nods. "Yes. I am not forgetting anything. Well, good luck on your whole 'mare-disguising-as-a-stallion' business." He walks out of the scene deliberately slowly, just to add a little salt to the guard's pride. He decides to wait inside one of the nearby buildings, specially if they're social buildings.
>>85178
Silver nods. "All that is left is poolhouse. And there is dog guarding it. Makes me think there is something hidden there."
Silver nods. "All that is left is poolhouse. And there is dog guarding it. Makes me think there is something hidden there."
>>85179
Iron furrows his brow. Where could a stallion like him spend his time near this residential zone while the others do their thing?
Iron furrows his brow. Where could a stallion like him spend his time near this residential zone while the others do their thing?
>>85186
Silver nods once again, and makes his way back out the way they came in to head for the poolhouse.
Silver nods once again, and makes his way back out the way they came in to head for the poolhouse.
>>85184
Iron decides to walk some more blocks south to see the building options to stay in. Hopefully he can listen well enough to hear any trouble if something bad happens.
Iron decides to walk some more blocks south to see the building options to stay in. Hopefully he can listen well enough to hear any trouble if something bad happens.
>>85192
Iron decides to go to a random establishment, not really knowing what it is. Hopefully it's a nice place.
Iron decides to go to a random establishment, not really knowing what it is. Hopefully it's a nice place.
[1d20+7 = 18]
>>85199
"calm Down boy i dont want to hurt you im a good pony."
i overlooked the part where it said i add my ranger levels
>>85199
"calm Down boy i dont want to hurt you im a good pony."
i overlooked the part where it said i add my ranger levels
Once out of obvious range, Brie takes flight for the closest liquor store he can find, purchases a bottle of their most potent (and preferrably cheapest) booze, a box of matches, and returns to the scene, this time from a rather high approach (like, almost hard to see the house, high)
>>85208
>"~yay!"
[Happy dragon noises]
Sister Ash enters the building and furtively looks for the children.
>"~yay!"
[Happy dragon noises]
Sister Ash enters the building and furtively looks for the children.
>>85213
"Then we should move to poolhouse as soon as we are able. Unless you believe you need to stay to ensure he stays calm."
"Then we should move to poolhouse as soon as we are able. Unless you believe you need to stay to ensure he stays calm."
[Kirin noises]
>>85227
The children the the dog just told her about.
Sister Ash uses her telekinesis to unlock the door from the inside, through the glass.
The children the the dog just told her about.
Sister Ash uses her telekinesis to unlock the door from the inside, through the glass.
>>85224
Iron decides to sit at an presumably empty table, glass of water in tow. He wonders if this place hosts a bunch of changelings to make contact with, although he'd be fucked out of luck if he had to identify that they are, the slippery bunch that they are.
Iron decides to sit at an presumably empty table, glass of water in tow. He wonders if this place hosts a bunch of changelings to make contact with, although he'd be fucked out of luck if he had to identify that they are, the slippery bunch that they are.
>>85231
"Well, I would like to assist, if I could. I have found some evidence we could use, if we find anything substantial to bring case against Comte."
"Well, I would like to assist, if I could. I have found some evidence we could use, if we find anything substantial to bring case against Comte."
>>85233
Sister Ash is magically reaching through a glass door.
"I'm just looking for the children. I want to find them asap."
Sister Ash is magically reaching through a glass door.
"I'm just looking for the children. I want to find them asap."
>>85237
Silver peaks his head into the unlocked poolhouse to see if the dog guarding it inside reacts negatively.
Silver peaks his head into the unlocked poolhouse to see if the dog guarding it inside reacts negatively.
>>85237
Calmly, and with an almost nihilistic casualness, Brie opens the bottle of booz, stuffs a napkin into the mouth of the bottle with a trail of cloth/paper sticking out. He swishes the bottle around a bit to allow the napkin to absorb some of the liquid, before pulling out a match, striking it, and lighting the napkin.
Calmly, and with an almost nihilistic casualness, Brie opens the bottle of booz, stuffs a napkin into the mouth of the bottle with a trail of cloth/paper sticking out. He swishes the bottle around a bit to allow the napkin to absorb some of the liquid, before pulling out a match, striking it, and lighting the napkin.
>>85237
Iron notices the incoming waiter. "Good afternoon." He makes a mental note of the waiter's appearance.
Iron notices the incoming waiter. "Good afternoon." He makes a mental note of the waiter's appearance.
>>85239
Most of what is visible from inside is visible from outside as well. It hosts yet another bar, and couches that have their backs to some of the windows. There is a dog bowl on the floor, and refrigeratir in the back, as well as a closet that appears to hold more wine
>>85242
Alright
>>85244
“Good afternoon”
Unicorn, grey
Most of what is visible from inside is visible from outside as well. It hosts yet another bar, and couches that have their backs to some of the windows. There is a dog bowl on the floor, and refrigeratir in the back, as well as a closet that appears to hold more wine
>>85242
Alright
>>85244
“Good afternoon”
Unicorn, grey
>>85245
Iron nods. "Do you have anything interesting to offer at this hour? I am basically new to these kinds of places."
Iron nods. "Do you have anything interesting to offer at this hour? I am basically new to these kinds of places."
>>85245
Silver looks at the dog in the poolhouse as he takes a step inside. "Easy, boy. Easy. I do not mean you harm."
Silver looks at the dog in the poolhouse as he takes a step inside. "Easy, boy. Easy. I do not mean you harm."
>>85250
"I suppose I can go with some food and some water." Iron scratches his chin. "What is there to choose?"
"I suppose I can go with some food and some water." Iron scratches his chin. "What is there to choose?"
[1d20+5 = 17]
Rolling a Search check for Sister Ash.
Sister Ash takes a move action to direct Caleb to perform the 'Seek' trick, several minutes to sniff out any creature in the vincinity.
Rolling a Search check for Sister Ash.
Sister Ash takes a move action to direct Caleb to perform the 'Seek' trick, several minutes to sniff out any creature in the vincinity.
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>85251
"In a minute, Sir."
"He's a guard dog, and it wasn't easy yo convince him to let me in."
(FYI, the check to influence an animal takes a whole minute.)
>>85251
"In a minute, Sir."
"He's a guard dog, and it wasn't easy yo convince him to let me in."
(FYI, the check to influence an animal takes a whole minute.)
[1d20+6 = 16]
"Three!" Brie silently Eeee's to himself as he lines up the bottle and drops it as accurately as possible toward the house. (attack roll, if needed)
"Three!" Brie silently Eeee's to himself as he lines up the bottle and drops it as accurately as possible toward the house. (attack roll, if needed)
[1d20 = 6]
>>85258
Fucking high area bombing
although to be honest, I would have preferred dive bombing
>>85258
Fucking high area bombing
although to be honest, I would have preferred dive bombing
>>85259
This.
If there were any option to burn the place down, I would have done it already.
For all we know, there might still be children in there.
This.
If there were any option to burn the place down, I would have done it already.
For all we know, there might still be children in there.
Silver starts to wonder if he's the only pony here who doesn't immediately resort to arson as a solution to a problem.
>>85263
Sister Ash only resorts to arson when she's angry, bored, frustrated, scared, surrounded by unfamiliar artificial structures or cold.
Sister Ash only resorts to arson when she's angry, bored, frustrated, scared, surrounded by unfamiliar artificial structures or cold.
>>85258
The bottle hits the top of the roof a little towards the left, breaking open on the roof top. I am presuming this alcohol is something like a 100 proof vodka, meaning that it catches fire where most shaken by the crash, but as it is still as much water as ethanol, not all of it lights. A pretty yellow light is spread across the roof tile going down
>>85262
Heated, yes. But nirik fire can’t melt steal beams
The bottle hits the top of the roof a little towards the left, breaking open on the roof top. I am presuming this alcohol is something like a 100 proof vodka, meaning that it catches fire where most shaken by the crash, but as it is still as much water as ethanol, not all of it lights. A pretty yellow light is spread across the roof tile going down
>>85262
Heated, yes. But nirik fire can’t melt steal beams
>>85268
This. Hope you can prove us wrong though since you already dropped the molotov cocktails already
This. Hope you can prove us wrong though since you already dropped the molotov cocktails already
>>85270
I would have hoped they'd have some 151, pr some 120 proof, but eh.
Brie makes a rapid descent in a trajectory that allows him to "happen to be strolling back by this area of the neighborhood", but at a 'conceivably' rapid pace because he's a concerned citizen and there's a fire. He returns to the guards. "Sorry to bother, but is that building on fire?"
I would have hoped they'd have some 151, pr some 120 proof, but eh.
Brie makes a rapid descent in a trajectory that allows him to "happen to be strolling back by this area of the neighborhood", but at a 'conceivably' rapid pace because he's a concerned citizen and there's a fire. He returns to the guards. "Sorry to bother, but is that building on fire?"
>>85273
The blackhooves want something incriminating on this guy yeah? What's better than a fucking nun saving kidnapped foals from being held prisoner from a building? The fire won't burn the house down given its landing and only partial efficacy in igniting, and just you wait, I have at least one more card to play
The blackhooves want something incriminating on this guy yeah? What's better than a fucking nun saving kidnapped foals from being held prisoner from a building? The fire won't burn the house down given its landing and only partial efficacy in igniting, and just you wait, I have at least one more card to play
Wait, are people coming now?
>>85287
Well, here's hoping the dog doesn't try to kill Silver.
Silver takes a look at the closet Ash was trying to open, to see how the door opens and what kind of lock it uses.
Well, here's hoping the dog doesn't try to kill Silver.
Silver takes a look at the closet Ash was trying to open, to see how the door opens and what kind of lock it uses.
>>85285
If this goes to shit because of you, I'll be severly dissapointed.
Specially since Iron was going for some grub when you decided to act dumb and they will be forced to kill if blows are exchanged unless they severly handicap themselves.
Also stop metagaming so explicitly, my guy
>>85287
Remember to make Iron pick up distant sirens when the firefighters come.
If this goes to shit because of you, I'll be severly dissapointed.
Specially since Iron was going for some grub when you decided to act dumb and they will be forced to kill if blows are exchanged unless they severly handicap themselves.
Also stop metagaming so explicitly, my guy
>>85287
Remember to make Iron pick up distant sirens when the firefighters come.
>>85293
The individual in the booth. Essentially, the guys who had been in the automobile much earlier got back in it, while the guy at the gate remains
The individual in the booth. Essentially, the guys who had been in the automobile much earlier got back in it, while the guy at the gate remains
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Okay, we need to find this foal NOW. Before the authorities get here.
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