Welcome to the latest thread of Occupied Equestria. Set six years after season 6, it presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while an Equestrian splinter colony - soured to Princesses notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestruan Southlands, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and even ancient necormancers and dark gods threaten the city and the surrounding regions. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.
In the latest episode, we are starting day 4. Ash is finally getting to sleep after dealing with foals that scarified animals to evil gods, Iron is disappointed to find that the only sex he is getting is in his dreams, Dark Star has declined to have sex, Onxy has discovered the joys of socialized medicine, I don’t know what Spark is doing, and Silver has discovered that when you don’t complete a quest, you don’t get paid for it
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>>80025
"Okay..."
>>80029
"And neither did Equestria stand with New Mareland when Aquellia invaded her old Dominion. But really, that's all blood under the bridge now. I ask you, what about in the war to come?"
>>80030
Hmmm.... I'm actually not sure if they chain she gave him would fit. Let's say it does, almost snugly because he has a huge neck I am sure
"Okay..."
>>80029
"And neither did Equestria stand with New Mareland when Aquellia invaded her old Dominion. But really, that's all blood under the bridge now. I ask you, what about in the war to come?"
>>80030
Hmmm.... I'm actually not sure if they chain she gave him would fit. Let's say it does, almost snugly because he has a huge neck I am sure
>>80031
Iron smiles. "It fits great. Thank you. I shall not disturb your work." With that, he starts leaving the wood shop for his room. He needs to suit up and it's going to take a while.
Iron smiles. "It fits great. Thank you. I shall not disturb your work." With that, he starts leaving the wood shop for his room. He needs to suit up and it's going to take a while.
>>80031
"In war to come? New Mareland will not lift hoof to provide aid. We will be left on our own, once again."
"In war to come? New Mareland will not lift hoof to provide aid. We will be left on our own, once again."
>>80033
Blue Skies invites dark Star for this part of the conversation:
>>80025
"Dark Star, if Chrysalis invaded in six months, would you fight against her?"
>>80032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYb0B_-jaBU
Blue Skies invites dark Star for this part of the conversation:
>>80025
"Dark Star, if Chrysalis invaded in six months, would you fight against her?"
>>80032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYb0B_-jaBU
>>80034
I assume I reached my destination from that video.
When Iron reaches his room, he starts equipping each body plate in the place they're supposed to go except for his proficient hoof he uses to punch.
I assume I reached my destination from that video.
When Iron reaches his room, he starts equipping each body plate in the place they're supposed to go except for his proficient hoof he uses to punch.
>>80035
>>80034
>>80033
"And there you have it. One loyal soldier for whom the bond to his race and country does not end even as he wakes up under a New Mareland Heaven. One lonely, loyal troop, devoted to stand against the swarms of Chrysilis, and if necessary, die, rifle in hoof, facing the enemy.
Now, imagine if he had some Equestrian comrades? Imagine if he had many, joined by all the resources of Griffonia. New Mareland is a tiny nation with a tiny population. It needed to expand to gain the resources to survive. It must continue that expansion. But when that is complete, and free ponykind stands as one against Chrysilis... They shall be a force far more formidable than any the old Equestria could have mustered."
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>>80034
>>80033
"And there you have it. One loyal soldier for whom the bond to his race and country does not end even as he wakes up under a New Mareland Heaven. One lonely, loyal troop, devoted to stand against the swarms of Chrysilis, and if necessary, die, rifle in hoof, facing the enemy.
Now, imagine if he had some Equestrian comrades? Imagine if he had many, joined by all the resources of Griffonia. New Mareland is a tiny nation with a tiny population. It needed to expand to gain the resources to survive. It must continue that expansion. But when that is complete, and free ponykind stands as one against Chrysilis... They shall be a force far more formidable than any the old Equestria could have mustered."
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>>80038
He then equips his tower shield on his offhoof, exits the abbey and waits outside the entrance.
He then equips his tower shield on his offhoof, exits the abbey and waits outside the entrance.
Sister Ash abruptly gives Abby a long, warm hug, patting her back softly
"It will be fine.. can you just trust me for now?"
"It will be fine.. can you just trust me for now?"
>>80040
She tenses up in reaction at first, but then eases up a little. She needed the warmth, Ash can tell
"I.. maybe. Okay..."
She tenses up in reaction at first, but then eases up a little. She needed the warmth, Ash can tell
"I.. maybe. Okay..."
>>80037
He looks right at Blue, his face rather emotionless as he speaks. "No. When Chrysalis invades, New Mareland will not send anypony to help. They have too many enemies in Griffonia, and too few forces spread well too thin. They can not afford war with Chrysalis without risking everything." He points at Dark Star. "He will fight." He points at himself. "I will fight." He puts his hoof down. "All Equestrians will fight. But you are fool if you believe New Mareland would care enough to risk everything to send aid. We are alone in this fight."
He looks right at Blue, his face rather emotionless as he speaks. "No. When Chrysalis invades, New Mareland will not send anypony to help. They have too many enemies in Griffonia, and too few forces spread well too thin. They can not afford war with Chrysalis without risking everything." He points at Dark Star. "He will fight." He points at himself. "I will fight." He puts his hoof down. "All Equestrians will fight. But you are fool if you believe New Mareland would care enough to risk everything to send aid. We are alone in this fight."
>>80041
Good filly
*Pats back some more*
*Picks her up and cradles her for a minute or so*
"... Thank you.."
Good filly
*Pats back some more*
*Picks her up and cradles her for a minute or so*
"... Thank you.."
>>80042
"Baltimare needs a new mayor, Larry Berry will not aid us in any way when Chrysalis invades. next election you should vote for me."
"Baltimare needs a new mayor, Larry Berry will not aid us in any way when Chrysalis invades. next election you should vote for me."
>>80042
"Silver, do you realize why they are so ready to please Chrysilis? Do you see now why they are absentee landlords? They send all their troops away because they must. They must secure their footing on Griffonia now. They must gain resources. They must buy time with Chrysilis so that they may make war later in Equestria.
Chrysalis is a demon that ponykind must stand united to slay. And the swift dive bombers and ponies of New Mareland are not an ally to be dismissed out of hoof"
>>80043
*cuddled fillie noises*
At this moment, Ash can understand. She, like so many foals at the orphanage, needs a mother to love and protect her
>>80044
"He'll hope Chrysilis has as soft a hoof in ruling the conquered as Halcyon. He will live long enough to at least realize that mistake"
"Silver, do you realize why they are so ready to please Chrysilis? Do you see now why they are absentee landlords? They send all their troops away because they must. They must secure their footing on Griffonia now. They must gain resources. They must buy time with Chrysilis so that they may make war later in Equestria.
Chrysalis is a demon that ponykind must stand united to slay. And the swift dive bombers and ponies of New Mareland are not an ally to be dismissed out of hoof"
>>80043
*cuddled fillie noises*
At this moment, Ash can understand. She, like so many foals at the orphanage, needs a mother to love and protect her
>>80044
"He'll hope Chrysilis has as soft a hoof in ruling the conquered as Halcyon. He will live long enough to at least realize that mistake"
>>80045
Poor filly...
Ash sits in the room with the filly, codfling her for several more minutes before she gets up to leave.
".. Be a good filly now, and finish your prints.. I'll come and check on you again in the evening."
Poor filly...
Ash sits in the room with the filly, codfling her for several more minutes before she gets up to leave.
".. Be a good filly now, and finish your prints.. I'll come and check on you again in the evening."
>>80046
"Okay..."
She still has a general expression of sadness with her head sulking down, but at least the anger is gone for the moment
"Okay..."
She still has a general expression of sadness with her head sulking down, but at least the anger is gone for the moment
>>80045
"And when Chrysalis realizes that all of New Mareland's troops are in Griffonia? That their navy has just been decimated? That prize she so desperately desires is ripe for the taking, with only broken and demoralized Equestrians, left in wake of loss of their country, to defend continent from her armies?
"And when Griffonian Empire decides they want their ancient lands back? All of them? When griffons in New Mareland's conquered territories decide it is better to join with their own kind, than to submit to ponies?"
"And when Chrysalis realizes that all of New Mareland's troops are in Griffonia? That their navy has just been decimated? That prize she so desperately desires is ripe for the taking, with only broken and demoralized Equestrians, left in wake of loss of their country, to defend continent from her armies?
"And when Griffonian Empire decides they want their ancient lands back? All of them? When griffons in New Mareland's conquered territories decide it is better to join with their own kind, than to submit to ponies?"
How do these two know so much about politics and history?
>>80048
"And that is why we keep tabs on him regularly"
>>80050
"Don't you worry about the Griffin empire... There are separate plans for that. And plans likewise for how to distract Chrysalis. She hasn't invaded for more than half a year now. Do you not think she's also having difficulties with conquered ponies?"
>>80051
They've been living in it and working in it, in Silver's case for 68 years, and in Blue's case as a member of the secret police
>>80049
Alright, she may ow meet... basically any of the characters
"And that is why we keep tabs on him regularly"
>>80050
"Don't you worry about the Griffin empire... There are separate plans for that. And plans likewise for how to distract Chrysalis. She hasn't invaded for more than half a year now. Do you not think she's also having difficulties with conquered ponies?"
>>80051
They've been living in it and working in it, in Silver's case for 68 years, and in Blue's case as a member of the secret police
>>80049
Alright, she may ow meet... basically any of the characters
>>80052
Sister Ash returns to her chores, and would eventually meet up with Iron.
My brain is mush, so expect slow response
Sister Ash returns to her chores, and would eventually meet up with Iron.
My brain is mush, so expect slow response
>>80055
"I think she is more concerned with building up her armies for final invasion, than whatever troubles ponies in Western Equestria may be giving her."
I suppose this is the part where the gang finally arrives at the orphanage.
"I think she is more concerned with building up her armies for final invasion, than whatever troubles ponies in Western Equestria may be giving her."
I suppose this is the part where the gang finally arrives at the orphanage.
>>80057
Hey, I can always carry you instead of moving yourself. Iron would definetly not mind.
Iron smiles "Good morning Ash. When shall we depart from the premises?"
Hey, I can always carry you instead of moving yourself. Iron would definetly not mind.
Iron smiles "Good morning Ash. When shall we depart from the premises?"
>>80061
He stops her as they approach the orphanage. The topic, it appears, seems fairly sensitive. "Can this wait, then? I would not like to talk about my...former...home, while we are so close to this place."
He stops her as they approach the orphanage. The topic, it appears, seems fairly sensitive. "Can this wait, then? I would not like to talk about my...former...home, while we are so close to this place."
>>80063
"That's quite alright. You aren't the only one with things to be embarrassed about..."
>>80062
Like I was going to have him go investigate a den of Changeling spy activity in Baltimare decoded in the suitcase, but then realized that it would be smarter to not arrest them so as to not tip of the Changelings, but rather to monitor them. And other instances, mostly observation, planting listening devices, and making arrests or killing a single pony
"That's quite alright. You aren't the only one with things to be embarrassed about..."
>>80062
Like I was going to have him go investigate a den of Changeling spy activity in Baltimare decoded in the suitcase, but then realized that it would be smarter to not arrest them so as to not tip of the Changelings, but rather to monitor them. And other instances, mostly observation, planting listening devices, and making arrests or killing a single pony
>>80064
"Thank you." Silver steps through the doors to the orphanage, only realizing a second too late what the image of a group of armed and armored ponies like them just walking inside without a worry must look like to a bunch of nuns and orphans.
"Thank you." Silver steps through the doors to the orphanage, only realizing a second too late what the image of a group of armed and armored ponies like them just walking inside without a worry must look like to a bunch of nuns and orphans.
>>80066
He sees quickly a mare in religious attire, with a very startled appearance. There are some foals in the room, but they run away at the sight of Silver
"Are you with the government? Why are you here?"
He sees quickly a mare in religious attire, with a very startled appearance. There are some foals in the room, but they run away at the sight of Silver
"Are you with the government? Why are you here?"
>>80060
Sister Ash suddenly faints like a goat, while the faggot controlling her does the same.
>>80056
Very light. She's rather thin and dainty for her kind. Might have had something to do with extreme fasting, or maybe it's her just generally being on the small side.
I'm sorry guys.. It's just not going to work tonight.. I'm sick as a dog..
Sister Ash suddenly faints like a goat, while the faggot controlling her does the same.
>>80056
Very light. She's rather thin and dainty for her kind. Might have had something to do with extreme fasting, or maybe it's her just generally being on the small side.
I'm sorry guys.. It's just not going to work tonight.. I'm sick as a dog..
>>80071
Iron catches Ash in her descent. He is worried, but does not really know what else to do. He shrugs, not worrying so much. She may have exerted herself too much or something. He places her on his back gently. 'Sleep well, Ash.'
Iron catches Ash in her descent. He is worried, but does not really know what else to do. He shrugs, not worrying so much. She may have exerted herself too much or something. He places her on his back gently. 'Sleep well, Ash.'
>>80067
>>80072
Silver looks rather embarrassed at the realization. "Eh...heheh...sorry, Sister, we forgot to leave weapons at door. We are here in search of nun. She is kirin, like dragon-pony hybrid. Should have native with her as bodyguard. We heard she may be willing and able to help us with task."
Well, I suppose now we wait for Ash to liv before we can continue.
>>80072
Silver looks rather embarrassed at the realization. "Eh...heheh...sorry, Sister, we forgot to leave weapons at door. We are here in search of nun. She is kirin, like dragon-pony hybrid. Should have native with her as bodyguard. We heard she may be willing and able to help us with task."
Well, I suppose now we wait for Ash to liv before we can continue.
>>80074
I can always carry her around. No touching her though. Iron will punch the ones who do.
Except foals and mares of course.
I can always carry her around. No touching her though. Iron will punch the ones who do.
Except foals and mares of course.
>>80077
Iron turns to the source of the poking and words. Just what are they thinking?
You want me to punch foals, don't you?
Iron turns to the source of the poking and words. Just what are they thinking?
You want me to punch foals, don't you?
>>80077
Silver nods. He hopes the foals won't get into too much trouble, now that they've been spooked. "Can you show us where?"
Silver nods. He hopes the foals won't get into too much trouble, now that they've been spooked. "Can you show us where?"
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>>80085
Iron shrugs. Must be imagining things. Well, I guess we can leave for the time being. With Ash on his back, he heads out to the main entrance.
Iron shrugs. Must be imagining things. Well, I guess we can leave for the time being. With Ash on his back, he heads out to the main entrance.
>>80092
"I hope she is okay..." He clears his throat before extending a foreleg in an offer of a hoofshake. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Silver Sword. Though, I am mostly known as just Silver."
"I hope she is okay..." He clears his throat before extending a foreleg in an offer of a hoofshake. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am Silver Sword. Though, I am mostly known as just Silver."
>>80097
He's certainly strong...for a unicorn, and heavy set, though it looks to be mostly muscle rather than fat. He looks tough, too, maybe even tougher than Iron, like he could take a real beating.
Silver, for his part, tries not to look confused by this particular rule. "We are going to clear undead from crypt near Curwhinny Farm. I have heard from others of this group that Ash has been willing to help in past, so we were in hopes that she might aid us in this pursuit."
He's certainly strong...for a unicorn, and heavy set, though it looks to be mostly muscle rather than fat. He looks tough, too, maybe even tougher than Iron, like he could take a real beating.
Silver, for his part, tries not to look confused by this particular rule. "We are going to clear undead from crypt near Curwhinny Farm. I have heard from others of this group that Ash has been willing to help in past, so we were in hopes that she might aid us in this pursuit."
>>80100
Iron thinks for a bit. "I am sure she will try to help you. Do you have a camp near the mission area?"
>>80101
"Well, she did purr a lot when I stroked her, so she will not mind." Iron leans in closer. "What, jealous again? Come one, I set you up with a stallion and now you want me too? So bold of you."
Iron thinks for a bit. "I am sure she will try to help you. Do you have a camp near the mission area?"
>>80101
"Well, she did purr a lot when I stroked her, so she will not mind." Iron leans in closer. "What, jealous again? Come one, I set you up with a stallion and now you want me too? So bold of you."
>>80102
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You touched her and she purred. Or something. And so you take this as license to marehandle her entire body. But at the same time you want to be a complete asshole to every pony else and say 'you can't touch her' like you are foal enjoying a toy.
Please. Please tell me why you think you the right to assume that you and you alone can dictate who can and cannot touch a mare who never gave you permission to handle her"
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You touched her and she purred. Or something. And so you take this as license to marehandle her entire body. But at the same time you want to be a complete asshole to every pony else and say 'you can't touch her' like you are foal enjoying a toy.
Please. Please tell me why you think you the right to assume that you and you alone can dictate who can and cannot touch a mare who never gave you permission to handle her"
>>80102
"Not currently, but it would not be issue to do so." He thinks for a bit on it. "...Are you completely sure? I would not want to abduct her against her will."
"Not currently, but it would not be issue to do so." He thinks for a bit on it. "...Are you completely sure? I would not want to abduct her against her will."
>>80104
"Sure, why not? She can object herself. No need to put up your armor, white knight." Iron laughs. "Besides, I have been with her more than you, so I should not listen to your commands." Iron grins. "Hey, maybe Star can carry you around too. Like I said, he can handle it."
>>80105
"Ash has sacrificed her two gold bars to save some foals from slavery so I am sure she might join you simply because of your plea of help. We may need some time for her to wake up again though. Surely she was exhausted from handling the foals or something."
>>80106
"Hey Star, how are you liking Blue Skies so far?"
"Sure, why not? She can object herself. No need to put up your armor, white knight." Iron laughs. "Besides, I have been with her more than you, so I should not listen to your commands." Iron grins. "Hey, maybe Star can carry you around too. Like I said, he can handle it."
>>80105
"Ash has sacrificed her two gold bars to save some foals from slavery so I am sure she might join you simply because of your plea of help. We may need some time for her to wake up again though. Surely she was exhausted from handling the foals or something."
>>80106
"Hey Star, how are you liking Blue Skies so far?"
>>80107
Silver doubts that Star could even try to carry Blue around, with his noodle legs. "She did? That is...commendable, I believe word for it is."
Silver doubts that Star could even try to carry Blue around, with his noodle legs. "She did? That is...commendable, I believe word for it is."
>>80107
"Listen, shit for brains. If you're going to be an insufferable douchebag in every line you speak then I would sooner shove a grenade up your ass than suffer listening to you. I do not take commands from you, nor do we take commands from you, so know your place, stop bossing us, and shut up"
She swallows a non-existent drink from a non-existent shot glass
"Listen, shit for brains. If you're going to be an insufferable douchebag in every line you speak then I would sooner shove a grenade up your ass than suffer listening to you. I do not take commands from you, nor do we take commands from you, so know your place, stop bossing us, and shut up"
She swallows a non-existent drink from a non-existent shot glass
>>80111
"That could be good idea. I do not think rifle on my back is doing much for confidence of foals."
"That could be good idea. I do not think rifle on my back is doing much for confidence of foals."
>>80108
"Yeah, she is great."
>>80109
"Well, you should not interfere with other ponies' business when talking to them. That is rude, you know?" Iron keeps his grin. "So heartless of you too. Doing such bad things in front of foals."
>>80111
>>80112
"Well, what can you do? I think we should. I will ask for one of the nuns to pick out the foal on her and we can do that. Go ahead, I will follow later."
>>80110
Iron smiles. "Good to know I made the right call, eh?"
Iron proceeds to ask the nuns politely to remove the foal nestled on Ash.
"Yeah, she is great."
>>80109
"Well, you should not interfere with other ponies' business when talking to them. That is rude, you know?" Iron keeps his grin. "So heartless of you too. Doing such bad things in front of foals."
>>80111
>>80112
"Well, what can you do? I think we should. I will ask for one of the nuns to pick out the foal on her and we can do that. Go ahead, I will follow later."
>>80110
Iron smiles. "Good to know I made the right call, eh?"
Iron proceeds to ask the nuns politely to remove the foal nestled on Ash.
>>80114
"It is slang for decision. Probably wordplay with 'cult' since they sound similar. Elders taught me that one."
Hah, thought you could catch me OOC? I don't think so
"It is slang for decision. Probably wordplay with 'cult' since they sound similar. Elders taught me that one."
Hah, thought you could catch me OOC? I don't think so
>>80113
"Sweetie, looking after Dark Star here is my business. And accordingly his assembling of a team is my business. And because the gecko lady is actually useful, that means that procuring Ash's help is, as a matter of fact, my business. And so therefore, sweetie, this is all my business. Ash is not your personal sex toy to stake out on your own like a three year old refusing to share a teddy bear. She is a member of the team. A person. Alright? Do you get that? And for what is worth, you spoke to me. And don't speak until you've learned some manners"
>Foal
This requires not one, but two sisters to remove
>>80116
"He means right call in trying to get you to fuck me. I did not know that that drink you gave me this morning would be the sole thing allowing me to hang on this morning. I need quite a few more"
"Sweetie, looking after Dark Star here is my business. And accordingly his assembling of a team is my business. And because the gecko lady is actually useful, that means that procuring Ash's help is, as a matter of fact, my business. And so therefore, sweetie, this is all my business. Ash is not your personal sex toy to stake out on your own like a three year old refusing to share a teddy bear. She is a member of the team. A person. Alright? Do you get that? And for what is worth, you spoke to me. And don't speak until you've learned some manners"
>Foal
This requires not one, but two sisters to remove
>>80116
"He means right call in trying to get you to fuck me. I did not know that that drink you gave me this morning would be the sole thing allowing me to hang on this morning. I need quite a few more"
>>80119
If a pony had been made to wander under the scorching sun of the hottest desert for three days and nights, and you then offered them a pale of water, you would not see such an expression of gratitude, relief, and joy, as on Blue Skies' face at the mention of Silver carrying whiskey
If a pony had been made to wander under the scorching sun of the hottest desert for three days and nights, and you then offered them a pale of water, you would not see such an expression of gratitude, relief, and joy, as on Blue Skies' face at the mention of Silver carrying whiskey
>>80122
After noticing this, Silver stays quiet for a few seconds, before levitating it out of his bags and offering it to Blue. "Just do not drink it all, and please, drink it outside of orphanage."
After noticing this, Silver stays quiet for a few seconds, before levitating it out of his bags and offering it to Blue. "Just do not drink it all, and please, drink it outside of orphanage."
>>80117
"First of all, I was speaking to Silver when I mentioned the rule and then you butted in with your morality." Iron is angry about this next part. "Secondly, we have not even kissed yet, while you surely have gone up and procreated with Star already, so do not go around accusing others of using people as toys. Third, you are treating her as a toy yourself, thinking you should get authority over her because you said so. Like I said earlier, I should not listen to you throwing around rhetoric you do not even follow. So you should learn some manner yourself when talking to strangers." Iron has his brow furrowed. "Whatever, you do not even lead the mission anyway."
>>80119
>>80120
Iron sighs. "I may wake up Ash if I keep this up. Do you have a meeting spot set up?"
"First of all, I was speaking to Silver when I mentioned the rule and then you butted in with your morality." Iron is angry about this next part. "Secondly, we have not even kissed yet, while you surely have gone up and procreated with Star already, so do not go around accusing others of using people as toys. Third, you are treating her as a toy yourself, thinking you should get authority over her because you said so. Like I said earlier, I should not listen to you throwing around rhetoric you do not even follow. So you should learn some manner yourself when talking to strangers." Iron has his brow furrowed. "Whatever, you do not even lead the mission anyway."
>>80119
>>80120
Iron sighs. "I may wake up Ash if I keep this up. Do you have a meeting spot set up?"
*do not go around acussing me of using Ash as a toy
Spark casts Prestidigitation to make a small ball for the foals to play with in this stressful argument.
>>80123
She happily takes it, but unfortunately, is unable to meet either condition. For what it's worth, the area was entirely evacuated of foals when a guy with a loaded rifle came into the room
>>80125
"And you are a dick to everyone in everything. A dick to silver, to spark, to me, to me again... To Ash for treating her as a possession. So please, listen to yourself and stop being rude to strangers. You can stop speaking now."
She happily takes it, but unfortunately, is unable to meet either condition. For what it's worth, the area was entirely evacuated of foals when a guy with a loaded rifle came into the room
>>80125
"And you are a dick to everyone in everything. A dick to silver, to spark, to me, to me again... To Ash for treating her as a possession. So please, listen to yourself and stop being rude to strangers. You can stop speaking now."
>>80124
"You would need lot of whiskey for that. It would be better to purchase oil flasks. Or some other kind of inflammable substance."
>>80125
He pulls out his map and shows him the location of Curwhinny Farm. "This is location of mission."
>>80129
Silver sighs. At least he'd have somepony to have a good drinking competition with, if he ever got the hankering. "You do realize you owe me new bottle of whiskey now, right?"
"You would need lot of whiskey for that. It would be better to purchase oil flasks. Or some other kind of inflammable substance."
>>80125
He pulls out his map and shows him the location of Curwhinny Farm. "This is location of mission."
>>80129
Silver sighs. At least he'd have somepony to have a good drinking competition with, if he ever got the hankering. "You do realize you owe me new bottle of whiskey now, right?"
>>80129
Iron shakes his head. He relents, not wanting Ash to wake up just after her faint. 'You are the judge? Then I am a god,' he sarcastically thinks of himself
>>80130
>>80131
Iron looks at the mission area marked on the map and compares it to the abbey they're in. "That is pretty far away. Do you have any camp set up to prepare? It seems like a serious mission. What are we facing? Any particular equipment that is needed for this mission?" He looks at Star. "If you want, we can speak about it at the bar."
Iron shakes his head. He relents, not wanting Ash to wake up just after her faint. 'You are the judge? Then I am a god,' he sarcastically thinks of himself
>>80130
>>80131
Iron looks at the mission area marked on the map and compares it to the abbey they're in. "That is pretty far away. Do you have any camp set up to prepare? It seems like a serious mission. What are we facing? Any particular equipment that is needed for this mission?" He looks at Star. "If you want, we can speak about it at the bar."
>>80135
"you might not believe me but there are, walking corpses and reanimated skeletons walking around down there. and we have already obtained some holy water."
"you might not believe me but there are, walking corpses and reanimated skeletons walking around down there. and we have already obtained some holy water."
>>80135
"There are undead. Zombies, skeletons, ghasts. Maybe mummy, maybe necromancer. Bring holy water, potions, whatever you can think of." He thinks some more about the mission. "Maybe meat, if you can find some. We might be able to lure ghasts with it, if any more have escaped."
>>80137
"Ah, I had forgotten. Yes, there is farmhouse camp we can stay at."
>>80139
"It would be good idea, yes."
>>80140
"It will be great old time. It is always better to drink together."
"There are undead. Zombies, skeletons, ghasts. Maybe mummy, maybe necromancer. Bring holy water, potions, whatever you can think of." He thinks some more about the mission. "Maybe meat, if you can find some. We might be able to lure ghasts with it, if any more have escaped."
>>80137
"Ah, I had forgotten. Yes, there is farmhouse camp we can stay at."
>>80139
"It would be good idea, yes."
>>80140
"It will be great old time. It is always better to drink together."
>>80144
"Well, I do have magic to pinch off snouts. But smell is...almost supernatural in nature. I do not think you can block it so easily."
>>80145
He takes the bottle, not wanting to litter. "There are not many holy orders like that left. Paladins are very rare breed, these days. Once, before my time, perhaps you could find Holy Orders in Severyana, but that is because we have historically been very religious, compared to rest of Equestria. But Reds have seen to their final demise. Only ones I have ever even heard of existing anymore are in Northern Griffonia, fighting against undead hordes of that Dread League. Even then, all I have heard are rumors, or rumors of rumors."
"Well, I do have magic to pinch off snouts. But smell is...almost supernatural in nature. I do not think you can block it so easily."
>>80145
He takes the bottle, not wanting to litter. "There are not many holy orders like that left. Paladins are very rare breed, these days. Once, before my time, perhaps you could find Holy Orders in Severyana, but that is because we have historically been very religious, compared to rest of Equestria. But Reds have seen to their final demise. Only ones I have ever even heard of existing anymore are in Northern Griffonia, fighting against undead hordes of that Dread League. Even then, all I have heard are rumors, or rumors of rumors."
>>80149
Iron grunts. "Great. Well, I guess it will have to do. I will await for the order to head out."
Iron grunts. "Great. Well, I guess it will have to do. I will await for the order to head out."
>>80150
"Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?"
>blow up zombies
"Well, it would be difficult to justify... maybe if they were purchased formally"
>>80149
"Oh, there are some. They've been decimated by budget cuts and mobilization, but never wiped out entirely..."
"Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?"
>blow up zombies
"Well, it would be difficult to justify... maybe if they were purchased formally"
>>80149
"Oh, there are some. They've been decimated by budget cuts and mobilization, but never wiped out entirely..."
>>80152
>Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?
"Yes."
>Well, it would be difficult to justify… maybe if they were purchased formally
"Maybe next time."
>Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?
"Yes."
>Well, it would be difficult to justify… maybe if they were purchased formally
"Maybe next time."
>>80152
"Hmm. Well, it is good they still exist at least." After a couple more seconds, another thought hits Silver. "Just how much can you drink, exactly? You drank that whiskey like it was nothing."
"Hmm. Well, it is good they still exist at least." After a couple more seconds, another thought hits Silver. "Just how much can you drink, exactly? You drank that whiskey like it was nothing."
>>80154
Iron leans on Silver and whispers. "Pretty sure it is a coping mechanism." He retreats back to his original spot.
Iron leans on Silver and whispers. "Pretty sure it is a coping mechanism." He retreats back to his original spot.
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>>80157
"Fair enough. Still, you carry yourself like practiced drinker. It would certainly be entertaining to see which of us could hold their drink best."
"Fair enough. Still, you carry yourself like practiced drinker. It would certainly be entertaining to see which of us could hold their drink best."
>>80158
"Bring him along, and I promise you I could beat you. Well, depending on your definition of 'holding.'"
"Bring him along, and I promise you I could beat you. Well, depending on your definition of 'holding.'"
Iron lays down and gently strokes Ash's mane from below her.
>>80162
Silver unfortunately sees that the alcohol is, indeed, having some effect on her.
She narrows her eyes at him competitively
"I can beat you"
Silver unfortunately sees that the alcohol is, indeed, having some effect on her.
She narrows her eyes at him competitively
"I can beat you"
>>80169
"Maybe she is looking for a gun to shoot me with when the mission starts. Who knows?" Iron keeps his gentle stroking.
"Maybe she is looking for a gun to shoot me with when the mission starts. Who knows?" Iron keeps his gentle stroking.
>>80172
He smiles wide. "Then it is decided. I have not had opportunity to do this in long while. I will look forward to it."
>>80171
Silver starts to look a little worried. "I hope she does not cause trouble for herself."
>>80173
Silver is confused as to how the phrasing of Star's statement could cause trouble.
He smiles wide. "Then it is decided. I have not had opportunity to do this in long while. I will look forward to it."
>>80171
Silver starts to look a little worried. "I hope she does not cause trouble for herself."
>>80173
Silver is confused as to how the phrasing of Star's statement could cause trouble.
>>80179
Iron rolls his eyes. "Fine. Skies will get mad at you for telling the mean stallion about your bedtime stories anyway." Iron chuckles. "I bet you both had sex the night after your valiant kiss."
Iron rolls his eyes. "Fine. Skies will get mad at you for telling the mean stallion about your bedtime stories anyway." Iron chuckles. "I bet you both had sex the night after your valiant kiss."
>>80180
"That mare sure has an ego. Good thing you can manage it, Star." He tells him.
>>80183
"Oh hey Spark. Good thing you are not part of the background anymore." Iron grins. "There is a drinkoff between the uppity mare, Star and Silver if you want to prove your worth."
>>80184
"It's just a mare. The worst she can do is maybe fire at me with her gun or throw up on anyone."
>>80185
"Ah, cheeky." Iron lightly jabs Star's front foreleg's shoulder in his prone position. "Good on you."
"That mare sure has an ego. Good thing you can manage it, Star." He tells him.
>>80183
"Oh hey Spark. Good thing you are not part of the background anymore." Iron grins. "There is a drinkoff between the uppity mare, Star and Silver if you want to prove your worth."
>>80184
"It's just a mare. The worst she can do is maybe fire at me with her gun or throw up on anyone."
>>80185
"Ah, cheeky." Iron lightly jabs Star's front foreleg's shoulder in his prone position. "Good on you."
>>80185
"Well, just remember, she requests you stay conscious after contest tonight."
>>80183
Silver remembers something he was going to ask Spark about. "Spark, that spell you have, one used to detect magic, can you use it to detect magic in specific items?"
>>80186
"Her throwing up on nun or orphan is what I am afraid of."
"Well, just remember, she requests you stay conscious after contest tonight."
>>80183
Silver remembers something he was going to ask Spark about. "Spark, that spell you have, one used to detect magic, can you use it to detect magic in specific items?"
>>80186
"Her throwing up on nun or orphan is what I am afraid of."
>>80189
"That is good. I would not want to feel cheated with easy victory."
>>80190
Silver levitates a necklace out of his bags. "It was worn by native skeleton that attacked us yesterday in crypts. It caught my eye, and I wonder if it has any magic qualities about it."
>>80191
"...I will...take that as compliment."
"That is good. I would not want to feel cheated with easy victory."
>>80190
Silver levitates a necklace out of his bags. "It was worn by native skeleton that attacked us yesterday in crypts. It caught my eye, and I wonder if it has any magic qualities about it."
>>80191
"...I will...take that as compliment."
>>80196
Iron shrugs. "Eh, some magic is better than no magic. I guess." Iron continues his stroking. "Well? What is the plan for this mission? I hate being in the dark."
Iron shrugs. "Eh, some magic is better than no magic. I guess." Iron continues his stroking. "Well? What is the plan for this mission? I hate being in the dark."
>>80198
Iron stand up, being sure that Ash is on his back. "Well, I am. Do tell me the details of this mission at the campsite. Wait, should we wait for your marefriend? I thought she was coming with us."
Iron stand up, being sure that Ash is on his back. "Well, I am. Do tell me the details of this mission at the campsite. Wait, should we wait for your marefriend? I thought she was coming with us."
The ignoble mare returns in an equally undignified canter, head hanging low
>>80210
She spreads her wings from their folded position. Her two wings are very wide, and hold full set of azure white feathers
"Can you fly?"
She spreads her wings from their folded position. Her two wings are very wide, and hold full set of azure white feathers
"Can you fly?"
>>80213
"You have nice feathers. If it is supposed to be the same answer for both my question and yours, then you cannot walk." Iron shrugs. "Not that you could fly drunk anyway."
"You have nice feathers. If it is supposed to be the same answer for both my question and yours, then you cannot walk." Iron shrugs. "Not that you could fly drunk anyway."
>>80215
Silver seems unsure about carrying Star's drunk marefriend, at least without his approval first. "Very well."
Silver seems unsure about carrying Star's drunk marefriend, at least without his approval first. "Very well."
>>80219
"Sure. You can fly straight into a tree, or maybe to a zombie." Iron laughs. "Come on, let yourself be treated by your coltfriend already."
"Sure. You can fly straight into a tree, or maybe to a zombie." Iron laughs. "Come on, let yourself be treated by your coltfriend already."
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