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Wasabi Flavored Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7043
7048 7050
Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here: https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/
and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
1014 replies and 89 files omitted.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7252
7253 7254
>>7249
"Them sneaky rats you lot wiped out. They had some place they took all the wealth of the town and stashed it. Its a pity too, this city used to be a thriving and successful trading port."
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7253
>>7252
*pony ears perk*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7254
7255 7257
>>7252
I can get you matterials

For a price
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7255
7256
>>7254
>not looking for clues to the secret shekel stash
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7256
7258 7259
Chestahedron-textured.jpg
>>7247
>chesterhedron
Like pic related?
>>7255
You're the rouge
Go detect some shit
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7257
7260
>>7254
He waves his hands. "I ain't got money son (he's older). Its good of you to offer though."
Thez slowly buzzed back in front of the building. Her fly is wearing the poofy-cloud-girdle that she normally wears, and it has a small bag tied to its abdomen.
The fly places her on the ground, and she worms her way over to the bag and puts it in her mouth. She then <whooofs> to the counter and BLEAUGHs the bag on the counter.
"Good proprietor, I know an individual who has these items for immediate front-sale. If you are interested, he is offering these pieces if you think that you can sell them," she smiles.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7258
>>7256
Precisely. The tower is a double-ended one of those.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7259
7298
>>7256
*moves closer to shop inquisitively in stealth, and inspects treasure area*
[use detection]
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7260
7261
>>7257
I don't need money I need...
An object
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7261
7262 7263
The shopkeeper opens the bag, and his eyes pop out of their sockets.
"What are,... where did you,... look at the intricacy of these lines! How on earth did you," he trails off.
Thez giggles. "I know a guy who is unable to market his wares. He's very skilled, only wants to increase his notoriety, and is willing to start a business relationship,... cuz Its me."
"I am certain that these will sell, and at,... my word, these will fetch a king's ransom!"
>>7260
"Wh, what sort of object?" he asks, still fixated on the bag, with all the segments of his goggles applied to the contents.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7262
7264
>>7261
*moves closer, interested*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7263
7264 7265
>>7261
Do you have any expireance with magic?
>i glance at the bag too
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7264
>>7262
>>7263
Because of how he's holding it (he's behind the counter) you can't see inside, but you can tell it is several small objects that are casting a disco-ball, technicolor scatter all across the guy's face.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7265
7267
>>7263
"N, no. I just do designs and crafting. You'd need a mage for that sort of thing, but I can certainly fabricate the pieces if you're looking to make something."
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7266
"Also, if you have uncut stones I can do that too. Not like this guy though,... who the hell made these?"
Thez giggles. "My older brother."
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7267
7270
>>7265
Okay, I'll let you know if I need anything
>What other stores are there to visit?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7270
7272 7276
>>7267
Just basic adventuring/sailing wares and stock. I'm all-but positive that we've covered every possible significant variant.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7271
>>7269
Meh, just delete one
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7272
7273 7277
>>7270
is there a butcher in town?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7273
7274
>>7272
Yep
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7274
7275
>>7273
hello, infernuis need 2 bison steaks.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7275
7278
1498616013558.jpg
>>7274
"Okee, ya!" A short woman in a butcher's outfit waddles behind a curtain and produces a big chunk of bison which she <SMACK> tosses down on the counter.
"2 Ya? What kind you want?"
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7276
>>7270
>does some meaningless shit while screams about "this fucking computer" are heard from the heavens
Anonymous
/rbwG
?
No.7277
>>7201
>Nihilism
http://youtu.be/b_29yvYpf4w
>>7272
Please no butcher puppy
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7278
7279
>>7275
which kind is good for small dog
*pulls out sparky*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7279
7281
alice_s_knife_and_cleaver_by_thetotallyradshinobi-d5qcjif.png
>>7278
"Livah!" She walks back behind the curtain again. Two distict <SHUUUUNK> sounds can be heard. She walks back in holding a ridiculously oversized cleaver in her hand, and <THWAPS> two large chunks of liver on the counter, easily twice the size of the puppy.
"Two liver. You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7280
Sparkly skeedles about in excitement. She's an awfully fast little bugger.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7281
>>7279
me was thinking about cooking meal for devil-lady got any suggestions?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7282
7283
"Hart!" she waddles back behind the curtain again. Some ripping sounds can be heard. Still behind the curtain: "Me got two, you want?"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7283
>>7282
yes please.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7284
7286
"Hokee!" she waddles back, her hands and apron with blood splattered along the surface.
"You want else?"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7285
*holding 2 bloody hearts.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7286
7287 7288
>>7284
3 trump steaks please.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7287
1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg
>>7286
Now that's a fine choice in steaks. She'll sleep with you for sure
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7288
7290
>>7286
"Hokee," she puts the hearts next to the liver, and with an overhand chop much like someone hammering railroad ties, <SHUUUUNKS> through the bison, cutting off 3 yuuuuge, choice steaks.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7289
7292
While she waits for you to choose something else, she neatly wraps the liver in one package, the hearts in another, and the steaks in yet another.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7290
7291 7293
>>7288
Can I get some ribs?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7291
>>7290
"Hokee," she waddles behind the curtain muttering some jibberish in Chinese.
"What kinna ribs? I got cow, elk, bison!" still from the back.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7292
7294
>>7289
thank you mrs chan. infernuis gotta go cook now.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7293
7295
>>7290
ill murder you if you get beef.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7294
>>7292
"Hokee, u come back!" she yells.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7295
>>7293
I'll take the bison

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7297
"Hokee," she returns from the back still muttering, whacks off a rack from the bison already on the counter.
"You want else?"
Kg5Z2
?
No.7298
7299 7300
[1d20 = 16]
>>7259
forgot to roll

Where are the characters now?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7299
7301 7302
>>7298
Treasure area? I don't follow.
Infernius just left the butcher shop, Torcuil is still inside, Trump IDK, Thez is discussing terms with the jeweler, and Tracy is,....
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7300
058366b0_d5fa_de85_4b98_d52b144ee63f.jpg
>>7298
Trumpaladin is out meeting with representatives of the metallurgy industry, of course
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7301
7303
>>7299
I hate having to work on weekends...
I was going to investigate where the Werrats' nest was, but now...
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7302
>>7299
Did I detect anything in the shop?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7303
7304
>>7301
I see. Well, with that die roll all you can find out is that its somewhere along the roads. They had their own wagon that would periodically take all the available wealth and leave with it. They kept to themselves and never divulged anything to anyone. You're gonna have to do some Carmen Sandiego shit to find that place. Clues in the shop? No.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7304
7305
>>7303
Playing as a hoers give me the "Scent" ability: does that add anything to my roll?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7305
7306
>>7304
Nope, all traces of their passage is long gone by now.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7306
>>7305
Tracy takes note, but otherwise gives up on shekel stash.
*returns to pyramid and grinds her kunai in the training room, venting frustration*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7307
7308 7309
Also, where did that Dragonne sleep?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7308
7310
>>7307
It hasn't slept yet, not much game time has passed since she joined the party.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7309
>>7307
In the luxury apartment at the top of the floating Trump Tower
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7310
7311
>>7308
Alright.
How exactly does the training room work, meta-wise?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7311
7313
>>7310
Every time you successfully use an item, a skill, or whatever, you gain minute amounts of experience in that skill, but no character exp.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7312
7314
Thez buzzes in and heads up to the dais, where the fly sets her down. She begins worming her way around the dais, adjusting things and arranging some of the trinkets and runes and shit strewn about, but it takes her some time cuz she's worming.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7313
7315
>>7311
Alright.
What kind of skills can I practice there, furthermore, what do I have at this level of (multi-class)?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7314
7315
>>7312
does the dais have a kitchen?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7315
7316 7317
>>7313
Well, I don't recall you drinking the blood yet, so not much really.
>>7314
Thats in the mess area.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7316
7318
>>7315
is there a spice shop in town?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7317
7318
>>7315
*pops bottles*
I was going to save this for when I had the Alternate form ability...
Are skills limited by class, or are the train-only skills flexible?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7318
7320 7332
>>7316
... yeah,... do you want spices?
>>7317
Each class has "class skills" and "cross class skills", the latter taking twice as much time and/or skill points to gain proficiency in. As for the alternate form, don't worry; we'll get to that.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7319
>ywn actually experience a true Trump Steak
y live?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7320
7321
>>7318
Strike that, no there is no spice shop. There is however a man-sized spinning tower rack of spices in the mess hall.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7321
7322
>>7320
alright i make my way to the mess hall then.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7322
7323
>>7321
You successfully climb back up and are now in the mess hall.
If you have a plan in mind, you can just lump what you're planning. With a few exceptions, you can just 'do stuff' if it doesn't involve other players or a questionably difficult action.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7323
7324
>>7322
ok so first of all i try and find a small bowl. and then i set it in the corner of the kitchen and put the raw liver in there for sparkly. then i cook a trump brand steak and a heart ans spice it up, then i cook one of the bison steaks.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7324
7325 7326
>>7323
>a minotaur cooking bison
Okay. Considering the size of the livers you just acquired, I'll say you put 'part' of 'one' of the livers in a bowl for sparky. As for the others, sure.
For future, assume its an exhaustively stocked kitchen, having whatever resources might be needed. Yukihira Souma would love this kitchen (blatant reference)
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7325
>>7324
I cook me ribs
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7326
7327
>>7324
i try and find thez.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7327
7328 7331
>>7326
You hear her talking up at the dais. As you approach, you can see her seated and talking to thin air.
"It went perfectly! He agreed to all your conditions. I'll check back with him to learn his progress, and to submit any custom orders, but you may just have saved his entire business!" she goes quiet, as though listening to something you can't hear. "Of course!" silent again.
YTv+r
?
No.7328
7330 7332 7334
[1d20 = 6]
>>7327
i continue listening
*stealth*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7329
7331 7335
"Okay, but DON'T put your name all over the damn things, no one wants that shit! Do that weird crystalline surface you showed me! Yeah,... I don't care if its time consuming, you want them to sell right?" she admonishes. "Okay, fine print only. Sounds good, I'll keep you posted." she seems to finish whatever she's looking at/hearing.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7330
>>7328
>stealth
Riiiiiiight
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7331
>>7329
>>7327
*Paladin ears perk up at the mention of "business," "sell," and "order."*
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7332
7333
>>7318
Kunai aren't unlike darts, so I guess I'll use them to build Concentration.
As for Rage-related feats (the thing I really wanted out of the Barbarian class), is that really practical in the training room? Should I go innawoods and start genociding the local wildlife?
>>7328
>8-ft tall Red Minotaur having stealth
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7333
7337
>>7332
K. When you said "pops bottles", did you mean drink them as well?
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7334
7336
>>7328
kek
I decide to practice with my new rod
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7335
7338
>>7329
hey thez you busy?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7336
7339
>>7334
Remember, magnetics only (you could have made a rod of telepathy, but you were specific. Xp)
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7337
7338
>>7333
Am I in privacy? I'm about to go out innawoods anyway.
Yes.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7338
7343 7344
>>7335
"Nope! I just completed a side-quest! Did you want something?"
>>7337
Oh, my bad. Tracy's brain feels like its on fire. Like there is something burrowing into her skull (there isn't, but thats the sensation). You involuntarily start screaming and hitting your own face.
+PErH
?
No.7339
7340 7341
[1d20 = 5]
>>7336
>implying im going to regret this
I follow tracy at a distance
Roll for stealth
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7340
7343
>>7339
Tracy starts flippin' out.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7341
1506930525048-0.gif
>>7339
>even worse than the 8foot tall minotuar.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7342
Fug
>runs while protecting haggis
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7343
7347 7348
>>7338
>>7340
*Downs regeneration potion to get even more wasted with a small taste of moon sugar*
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuck -~FUCK!!!"
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7344
7348
>>7338
infernuis have surprise in mess hall, come see.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7345
7346
trump_hotel_getty.jpg
Well, I'm going after Thez to get to the bottom of this business deal. I can sense business deals from miles away
KR4sE
?
No.7346
[1d20 = 16]
>>7345
Roll for business sense
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7347
7349
>>7343
>RUNS FASTER

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7348
7352 7354
>>7344
Thez gets a strange look on her face, "A surprise? What KIND of surprise?"
At this point is when Tracy starts flipping out. Anyone in the pyramid can hear it.
>>7343
... actually, that was a really good move. You regain full control of your body movements, but it feels like your insides are shifting. I'm talking bones, muscles, brain,... the whole works.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7349
7350
>>7347
The safest place would be the main rooms.
+PErH
?
No.7350
7353
[1d100 = 85]
>>7349
Roll for levitation height to get into the tower
(1-100)
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7352
7357
Can I train for autohypnosis later?
>>7348
"WHY IS THERE NO HOLE IN THIS WALL?!"
*kicks hole in wall*
>is still burning up
*leaves pyramid for fresh air*
*blindly runs into the woods, shrieking like a banshee*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7353
7356
>>7350
This is all going on in the tower I thought.
>>7351
K, Tracy is there wide-eyed, and looking a smidge crazier than usual. Her eyes are bloodshot (using latest ep as visual inspiration) and her posture is a bit more bestial than usual. Also, her hair is disheveled. She just got control of herself, though occasionally jerks like she's Michael J Fox.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7354
7358
>>7348
i bring thez to the mess hall.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7355
>>7351
>pretending his haggis wasn't stirred
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7356
7358
>>7353
I thought it was forest
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7357
7359 7363
>>7352
Kek, you don't kick a hole in the wall, that's solid glass-steal. You do run out into the forest.
As you do so, there are several humanoid-looking things running about. They all turn as you come charging into the forest. None are close, but you can hear them jibber-jabber.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7358
7364
>>7356
She only just declared departing for the forest. You can still follow.
>>7354
"Hey wait! What about Tracy?" she mutters curses at her faggot for putting her in this situation.
Kek.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7359
7361
>>7357
What
KR4sE
?
No.7360
7361 7362
1493432382043.jpg
[1d20 = 15]
>Doesn't want to leave his position, but hears Tracy's scream and wants to know if it's the sort of thing he needs to leave for
Roll to tell if the scream was caused by contact with a foe, or Tracy being Tracy as per normal
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7361
7365 7366 7368
>>7359
Well the tower is above Port Barry, which is not far from the edge of the forest which eventually leads to Trollestia's grove, beyond the great tree.
>>7360
It is neither Tracy being Tracy, nor contact with another foe. This scream sounds like something of an uncontrollable change occurring within, rather than something caused by without or 'normal' circumstances.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7362
7368
>>7360
Wait seriously? YOU'RE Trump?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7363
>>7357
>barbarian rage
*right through them, still shrieking*
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>translation
>'Unholy fuck! My brain is on fire!'
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7364
7382
>>7358
but i..... fine
*i go after tracy*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7365
7369
>>7361
>grove
I head there
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7366
7367
>>7361
>eventually leads to Trollestia's grove
Fucking shit..!
Is there a darker, spookier direction I could run towards?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7367
7369
>>7366
Please?
KR4sE
?
No.7368
7370
[1d20 = 4]
>>7362
...
ID e4acb is Trump, yes
>>7361
Well, Tracy's personal issues become mine sooner or later, but I'm going to have to go with "later." In the meantime, I will explore the business situation in Port Barry.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7369
7373
>>7365
Torcuil knows nothing of the grove at this point, only Tracy's been there.
>>7367
The area before the grove is/was plenty dark and spooky. You haven't even made it to the tree, its just this time you're having a panic attack and can't stealth.
Two of them start to approach (you can see three) and the jibber-jabbering increases. Rather than a single medium-sized creature, they appear a mess of movement, kind of like a pile of ants.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7370
7371 7372
>>7368
No, I mean,... ur that artfag?? ^_^
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7371
7374
>>7370
No
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7372
>>7370
That's picsart guy. Someone else.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7373
7377
>>7369
*instinctively draws knife*
>has low-light vision
detection?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7374
7376
>>7371
Oh, okay. I haven't been able to determine whether picsart guy is still around. I hope so.
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7375
7377
Can I also get the maps?
Anonymous
Kg5Z2
?
No.7376
7377
>>7374
he just made >>>/mlpol/82466 →
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7377
7378 7379
Overview2.png
1249795.png
>>7373
Just one? Its daytime btw.
>>7375
1
>>7376
2
>had no idea, fuggin awesome

Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7378
7382
>>7377
I thought I was beginning to morph.
*bites knife a growls*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7379
7380 7382
>>7377
Torcuil heads back to the pyramid, hoping for something that doesnt involve insane murder horse
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7380
7381
>>7379
I need two days of unfiltered Rage to gain access to the better Barbarian Feats,
so you'd best not get in my way.

Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7381
>>7380
swiggity swooty im coming to heal that booty.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7382
7383 7384
>>7378
SOMETHING is happening, but ur not sure what yet.
>>7379
You're the one who followed,....
>>7364
You and Thez arrive a distance from where Tracy is now pulling her full trio of knives to bear. You see a few brownish-mounds that look humanoid, and one of them approaches Tracy. As it does so, it explodes in a flurry of movement, appearing to increase a bit in size.
Tracy gets an attack of opportunity.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7383
7386
[2d20 = 22]
>>7382
*attacks with both knife and fire*
YTv+r
?
No.7384
7385
[2d20 = 12]
>>7382
when its my turn i gore 2 of the mounds.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7385
7387 7388
>>7384
I'll kill you too if you get in my way.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7386
7389
>>7383
Both attacks land, causing small brownish creatures to be flung from the mound. That in its self is curious. What is also curious is that almost to your command, a burst of fire erupts against the mound which draws back and distorts as it attempts to escape the flame.
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7387
>>7385
y-you too
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7388
7390
>>7385
Even more curious, as the flame erupts, the pain in your head decreases.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7389
>>7386
*Mauls nearest creature*
What did I just tear apart?
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7390
7392
>>7388
*focuses on pain in head*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7391
7395
I head to the treasury
Side note, could a mage use throwing weapons efficently?
3ShQ9
?
No.7392
7393 7396
[16d3 = 31]
Thez, still being held by Infernius sniffs the air a few times. "Wait a second, that smell. There's a hint of the infernal about."
>>7390
Its almost like the pressure that comes of a nasty infection; an abnormal pressure you're unfamiliar with that is painful and alien. It feels primordial, and unlike anything you've ever experienced.
The mound in front of you reforms, and advances on you, almost enveloping you.
3ShQ9
?
No.7393
[16d3 = 39]
>>7392
As the mound envelops, a dozen or more tiny slashes and gashes crack along your exposed parts (no armor is all-encompassing). This only fills Tracy with more rage (and pain), which increases the pressure in her head. She feels about to burst.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7394
Ignore the second set of rolls
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7395
7398
>>7391
With practice, yes. Darts are the preferred thrown weapon, but daggers/knives are also applicable.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7396
7399
[2d20 = 18]
>>7392
>has uncanny dodge
saving roll
*Attacks with fire again*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7397
7401
From her closer perspective, Tracy can see that the mound is actually a mass of 6" bipedal creatures, swarming all over themselves and leveraging each other to slash and stab with very small crude weapons of metal, bone, and wood. The creatures themselves are hairy and fast.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7398
>>7395
>not acknowlegding best throwing weapon
What would be the best secondary weapon for a mage?
Im thinking about a set of throwing hatchets
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7399
>>7396
Gibberlings get auto-flank when they envelop a target. However, fire was the correct choice.
In a fit of maddened and pain-riddled flexing, the area immediately around Tracy bursts with gouts of flame, as though a gasoline fire was just lit. The mound explodes backwards, as the Gibberlings lose their grip on one another and start scrambling around. The other Gibberling mounds stop and watch.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7400
The blasted mound attempts to reconstitute its self. While, Tracy feels the pressure in her head diminish significantly, though she still has some 'juice' left.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7401
7403
[1d20 = 14]
>>7397
*takes another dab of moon sugar*
*shake the things off*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7402
The other two mounds however, appear to be looking at eachother quizzically with large tear-drops over their 'heads'.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7403
7404
>>7401
They got blown off by the last burst. They're scrambling just out of physical range.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7404
7405
[1d20 = 18]
>>7403
*takes even more moon sugar*
>is literally shaking
*Steps forward and uses Appraisal*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7405
>>7404
Wrong skill (appraisal is for determining items) but I know what you mean.
Tracy feels like she could focus on the mound and envoke fire upon them.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7406
Also, I'm assuming that Infernius is a bit stunned by what is happening. He was too far off to gore to begin with, it wouldn't have worked for the second, and omfwtfbbq?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7407
*omgwtfbbq
Kg5Z2
?
No.7408
7409 7410
[1d20 = 1]
[angry hoers noises]
*Use Intimidate*
steps forward
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7409
>>7408
dammit
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7410
7411
>>7408
You look cuter somehow
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7411
7412 7448
838247__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_butterfly_cute_ocbetes_weapons-dash-grade cute.png
>>7410

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7412
>>7411
Gibbity gibbity
The mound seems less interested in approaching, and is keeping its distance. The other two mounds slowly shuffle closer.
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7413
7414
How do I into rage combos?
*keeps moving forward, still hissing*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7414
7415 7416
>>7413
You don't EVEN know at this point, you just know that theres a pressure in your head and there's a mound in front of them.
From distance, still being carried by Infernius, Thez yells "Unleash it! Don't let it build, they are your enemy and deserve whatever happens!"
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7415
>>7414
*you
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7416
>>7414
"Fucking leave me alone!"
*Runs off, ignoring jibberniggers*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7417
7418 7419 7421
Thez looks at Infernius. "Don't just stand there, go after her!"
The Gibberlings are not impressed, and start to swarm around Tracy, the three of them expanding to envelop her. She gets an attack of opportunity, but there's three of them and each represents a mass of smaller creatures.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7418
7420
>>7417
Can I swoop in on a Dragonne?
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7419
>>7417
runs after tracy

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7420
>>7418
Yes, but you're coming in from distance, it'd take a few rounds even at free-fall speed.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7421
7422
[1d20 = 12]
>>7417
Can't my Escape Artist ability help me?
*spray fire at anything in obstructing path*
3ShQ9
?
No.7422
[3d3 = 7]
>>7421
Yes, but you're surrounded and they're keeping their distance, taking advantage of circumferential flank.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7423
7424
Thez yells "Tracy! Crush them with fire!!"
Kg5Z2
?
No.7424
7425 7426 7428
[1d20 = 14]
>>7423
"Shut the fuck up, you bitch!"
>Charges
>brandishes knife and slashes through whatever is in the front
3ShQ9
?
No.7425
7431
[30d3 = 62]
>>7424
You/she successfully strike at 3 of them, but there's over a hundred. They fully envelop, and slash/scrape/stab from all sides.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7426
>>7424
You're NOT in good shape.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7427
7431
"Just DO iiiiiiiittttt!"
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7428
7429 7431
1335324.png
>>7424
Uh... Can I swoop in now?
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7429
7430
>>7428
Almost there, next round
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7430
>>7429
Alright, preliminary question then. Can I tell the entity being attacked is the Blue One
Kg5Z2
?
No.7431
7432 7433
[1d20 = 10]
>>7425
>what does it take for a lady to get some space?
>>7427
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
>*rage at maximun*
>erratic slashing and biting
Can I cast a saving roll now?
>>7428
It wouldn't help.

Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7432
7434
>>7431
>saving roll
In these circumstances no. They're rather coordinated, and taking full advantage of their small size. They're essentially like piranas(sp) except with swords and jagged things, instead of teeth.
You're beginning to feel faint.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7433
>>7431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5IobXflPLc
Kg5Z2
?
No.7434
7435
[1d20 = 9]
>>7432
Fuck it. Do whatever the fuck Thez said, so I can get some space.
3ShQ9
?
No.7435
[1d20 = 6]
>>7434
As Tracy begins to lose track of her surroundings, and as (unbeknownst to her, vaporous steam begins to hiss from her pores and especially her mane) she casts a single lasting glance at the mound.
"BURN" echoes through her mind, as her eyes dip, and then close.
From outside Tracy's perspective, obsrvers can see she's steaming (literally) and covered in tiny wounds and gashes. Her eyes begin to lose their focus, and she grits her teeth.
The mound(s) that now surround her are enveloped in a spiralling flame, which burn like a cylinder around her. Most of the GIbberlings are burned away, while others scramble to escape the unwarranted and unexpected flames. Tens and twenties of the little bastards lie smoking and charred at her feet, while the survivors an evaders flee to whatever rock or hole they crawled out of.
As Tracy surveys the area, she begins to lose consciousness.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7436
7437
Tracy has one move before falling.
Kg5Z2
?
No.7437
7438 7439
[1d20 = 20]
>>7436
*runs away*
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7438
7439
>>7437
>Not get picked up by Trumpaladin flying down on a Lion-dragon
uh... okay
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7439
7441 7444
>>7437
>>7438
No, that's exactly what happens. As the Gibberlings escape/retreat, Trump swoops down atop (what was her name again? I forgot to give her a name.) the Dragonne, while Tracy slumps and falls forward, prevented from falling only by Trump's intervention.
As she collapses across the Dragonne's back, Trump notices that her mane is lined with bony protrusions that were not there before. They're like horns almost, but really small and dotting the inside of her mane (not obvious on glance, but detectable upon inspection).
The remaining Gibberlings make like ninjas and vanish.
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7440
7442 7446
Thez, still being held by Infernius.
"What the fuck just happened?! What did she do!?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7441
7443 7444
>>7439
[Reeeeee's internally]
Anonymous
YTv+r
?
No.7442
>>7440
lets go see!
*Walks over*
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7443
>>7441
You have no idea. From inside a blackened area, you sense a cackling. This exists apart from the world.
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7444
7451
>>7439
>What is her name
Ponies, America, Football, Elway - PAFE. Pa'fey. Fey if you like.
>>7441
I can leave you on the charred ground near the surviving groundhog things if you prefer
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7445
7447
>rape
Anonymous
KR4sE
?
No.7446
7451
>>7440
"Proved why she's here"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7447
>>7445
My luck has been shitty today...
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7448
7449
Guess whose back
Back again
>>7411
This is adorable

What are my choices of metal in the treasury?>>7445
Nice fail rape horse
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7449
7450
>>7448
*takes note to stir haggis later*
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7450
>>7449
>frog noises intensify
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7451
7452 7456
>>7444
Fae works (if you don't mind)
>>7446
"No! You don't get it!" Thez is struggling around despite her bandages. "Her scent is totally different now! She smells like,... well,... like one of my kind!"
With Tracy safely on Fae's back, she (Fae) comments, "I don't mean to question you great Trump, but that pony we're ushering,... do you know that she has devil blood in her?"
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7452
7453 7455
>>7451
>devil
Can't I just be fiendish instead? I was thinking something closer to a Nightmare.
Anonymous
+PErH
?
No.7453
7454
>>7452
>nightmare
Oh very funny
Mrs. Sentry
Kg5Z2
?
No.7454
7457
>>7453
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Nightmare
Anonymous
3ShQ9
?
No.7455
>>7452
Don't worry, we're on EXACTLY the same page. I said you have devil blood in you (which is true), I didn't yet state the lasting effect. Its not an easy transition.