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Whose Nuts?
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63085
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,... love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,....).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but it does still happen, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

At the moment the party is starting to appreciate that - from their future-jumped perspective - the worst has already happened. All that is left is the denouement, but at the same time there's still a glimmer of hope. Deep within the ruined city of Durpistan, where Thez has made a last vestige of resistance against the forces of George Soros, the party contemplates their next move.
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Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63137
63138
>>63136
"Fuck you nigger, no one cares."
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63138
63140
>>63137
"The only nigger I'm seeing here is you"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63139
>>63136
>>63134
"Let him be.... It's not easy missing your daughter's first 14 years of life"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63140
>>63138
*spits*
"I bet soros rapes those horses"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63141
63142 63143
"Are you really...?" a voice speaks from the doorway of the building. Adeline steps back through, Thez stands in shock and disbelief (Addy rolled a 20, so none but an omniscient god knew she was still there).
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63142
63145
>>63141
"Probably."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63143
63145
>>63141
"Who are you?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63144
63148
Tracy taps the ground with her magick hand, illuminating the entire room spectacularly with daylight.
She looks at Infernius almost threateningly.
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63145
63146
>>63142
Adeline stands there for a moment. She's cloaked in shadows, revealing only her face, the face of a 14-year old who was just old that the world that has been cascadingly degrading around her has just gotten a little bit brighter.
"Then,... where,... why,...." she struggles for the words.
"Why are you such a faggit?"
>>63143
Thez grimaces at his words "Don't,..." but is cut off.
"Its okkay. You're here now. Please don't go," Addy says, running up to and embracing Infernius.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63146
63147 63148
>>63145
"You dont understand, me can fix this."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
?
No.63147
63148
>>63146
"All of it."
pxNxt
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No.63148
63149 63150
[1d20+20 = 36]
That's it

>>63144
Grab pony

>>63146
>>63147
"You're gonna need help"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
?
No.63149
63151
>>63148
*Humps leg again*

"Reeee! Hug!"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63150
63151 63154 63155
>>63148
"No. You all might get killed, and me guess no more enteron."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63151
63153
>>63149
"ShhhShhh... It's okay pony. Let them work in out"

HUGS PONY

>>63150
"I don't think you understand. Fuck George Soros. Seriously, Fuck that guy!"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63152
I'm exhausted, so please don't hold back on advancement if I pass out.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63153
63156
>>63151
"Me understand, you all staying here."
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63154
63156 63157
>>63150
"I'm not staying put until I can help Felicia"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63155
63159
>>63150
"We might all get killed. And yes, the tower has been taken. But we can take it back, and that's our next move. If there is to be "a move"."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63156
63159 63160
>>63153
"I don't think you can do it alone. Let us get a stab at that fucker"

>>63154
"Do you think she's not my responsibility as well?"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63157
63162
>>63154
"Me will remove all your limbs except head if you make me."
Anonymous
j9pwi
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No.63158
63164
Stix looks on at the chaos in confusion
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63159
63162
>>63156
>>63155
">we
Me"
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63160
63161 63164
>>63156
"She's my responsibility. She's suffered for my decisions, and fuck if I'm not gonna help her"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63161
>>63160
"No."
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63162
63163 63165
>>63159
"WE" Thez says with emphasis that suggests that she'll not stand for argument. And she's levelled since Infernius last saw her,... not that she couldn't 'assert' herself previous.
>>63157
"I can fix that, if its a pissing contest,...."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63163
63166
>>63162
"Reeeeeeeee why are you all against me."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63164
>>63160
"Well.... You didn't slash her"

>>63158
"Me and you both"
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63165
>>63162
>"WUZ"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63166
63167
>>63163
"What are you proposing? It sounds like you want to go off on a death-mission."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63167
63168 63173
>>63166
"Better me than you addy and the rest."
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63168
63169
>>63167
"Listen, I'm about to kick you in the mixxed nuts so hard they become ovaries."
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63169
63170
>>63168
*spits*
"Cuck"
T1/jE
?
No.63170
63171 63172
[1d20 = 13]
>>63169
*Kicks in the mixed nuts*
"Reeeeeee! Hugging comes first! Hug her!"
[Maternal hormone drenched pony noises]
Anonymous
pxNxt
?
No.63171
>>63170
"No no! Pony!"
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63172
63174 63175
>>63170
"Me will rip out your fucking foal cunt!"
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63173
>>63167
"Noble sentiment, but yer about 14 years late. I'm not faulting, but don't think you're running off. Like last time,...."
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63174
>>63172
"It's okay Infernius. This situation is stressful for all of us"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63175
63176
>>63172
*Wraps lasso around immoble bull and pulls him towards Addy*
Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63176
63178 63179
>>63175
"I... always wanted,.. a dad...." Addy says, veritably motionless, aside from the whip action. "Are......."
She seems ashamed, and a bit nonplussed. Addy, that is. Thez is still bewildered and aback
Anonymous
j9pwi
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No.63177
Stix slowly backs up through the doorway where Addy came from to give everyone some space.
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63178
>>63176
"Beat me if you like, me a terrible dad. Me deserve to be killed by soros..."
Anonymous
tNcz9
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No.63179
>>63176
Torc moves Infernius a bit closer to Addy, then walks as out of the way he can while maintaining the spell, ready to drop it when needed.
He sits in a bean-snek chair
Anonymous
l8rQ6
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No.63180
63181 63182 63184 63185
"You see this? Do you SEE? This is probably the most adorable thing I could ever imagine. I'd rend my own heart if I thought it would benefit! She's insufferable," sob, "And she's reckless," sob, "And all she's ever wanted was for," sob "those around her to stop dying. She's never even met another living, walking,...."
"Thats not true, I've had friends. Seiben was my favorite, but there were others. All the corns (her name), from Regina to others. You think this world is all bad!" she accuses Thez with.

Anonymous
l8rQ6
?
No.63181
>>63180
"This wasn't,..."
"YOU don't get to decide anymore!"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63182
63187
>>63180
"You met Sechs Verseiben?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63183
63185
*sits on Brad, because reasons*
Anonymous
JD8Vj
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No.63184
63187
>>63180
"Adeline! Dont raise your voice to your mother!"
Anonymous
pxNxt
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No.63185
63186
>>63183
reeeeees, because reasons
You're still being held, pony!

>>63180
"There were other Unicorns?"
Mrs. Sentry
T1/jE
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No.63186
>>63185
Hold her butt then. There's a lot to hold onto.