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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1269 replies and 70 files omitted.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62501
62504
>>62493
"I hate you for this"
>"Damn I wish I had a painter so I could post this to 4Crow."
Snek carries the mergnome and follows the others
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62502
62503 62505
>>62498
“I don’t want to alarm you Trumpaladin, but wouldn’t the port be among first to be raided looking for us?”
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62503
>>62502
*Running intensifies*
[Panicked pony noises]
"Hnnnng..!"
*Little birds visibly circle the top of Tracy's head*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62504
62509
>>62501
>4crow
Kek
ed/oZ
?
No.62505
>>62502
"We can view it from a distance if necessary. I trust those citizens still like me, I think some may help, and I can talk my way out of things.... But we can hide in the forest as we pass by. I just want to see if anything happened to them. I would hate if anything happened to them"
\r
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62506
62507 62510
>>62496
Speeding off with increasing elevation over more wasted desert, Infernius cuts over the edge of a mountain line seeing a number of brighly lit and in some cases burning mine shaft surrounded by infernal encampments and denizens. As he flies along he notices a ring of encampments also surrounding Durpistan, with additional shapes moving independently in the sky above. The city looks in shambles, not that it was well off before, and there is a significant amount of movement inside the walls.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62507
62508
>>62506
Tracy's pretty feast, what does she spot on the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62508
>>62507
*Fast
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62509
62511
>>62504
Mr. Snek's 4Crow greenscroll
>me be
>GiantConstrictor.tapestry
>A familiar for an idiot sorcerer
>Nice guy though
>Today we ended up in a strange place
>DesertedWasteland.painting
>Our rogue as a great idea
>Turns my sorcerer into a fish
>MySides.tapestry
>Sorcerer complains about disguise
>Turns into a mergnome
>MySidesHaveFallinOffTheSidesOfTheEarth.tapestry
>Didn't have my painter with me so I couldn't get a painting
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62510
>>62506
"Me hope shes okay!"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62511
>>62509
Topkek
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62512
62513
*approaches outskirts of encampment*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62513
>>62512
*Worries*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62514
62515 62521
'reeeee where are my birds?!' evhoes through Tracy's mind
Anonymous
ePiP+
?
No.62515
>>62514
*Reeeeeee where are you thez*
Echos through infernuis mind.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62516
62517
... Is GM awake?
Anonymous
ePiP+
?
No.62517
>>62516
I hope so.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62518
62519
"REEEEE I'M A MERGNOME! Also, I wonder how Death is doing"
Echos through Torc's mind
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62519
>>62518
"I'm sure she's been really busy lately." Tracy grumbles from the front of the cart
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62520
62522
“REEEEEEE I’m actually sticks now. And a whole lot more flammable...”
Echos through Stix’ mind
ed/oZ
?
No.62521
62522
>>62514
If she were really concerned about that, she would be heading towards the last location of the birds - the Tower
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62522
>>62520
He's not actually sticks, he just looks like it.
>>62521
Tracy doesn't know where it is.
Besides, Thez outta come first.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62523
62524
*trots down road*
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62524
62525
>>62523
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROADS"
"SHUT UP"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62525
>>62524
Probably just a slash-and-burn path, desu.
Demons don't do infrastructure.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62526
*searches for signs of life anywhere*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62527
"I love the smell of miasma in the morning." *snorts smoke*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62528
62529 62531 62532
As Infernius approaches the perimeter of the Durpistan line - and upon approach he, and then Tracy not far behind discover that there is a mass of creatures assembled outside Durpistan in an encamped seige preventing entry or exit. The creatures are not of a type that has been seen before, but they are almost reptilian and arranged by color. Mostly Blues at the front, with reds and greens in small bunches behind and around.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62529
62530 62534
>>62528
*lips lips*
Tracy slows somewhat as she approaches the encampment, treading carefully as to avoid drawing attention.

Btw, how has the terrain around Durpistan changed? Is there still a forest nearby?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62530
>>62529
*licks lips
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62531
62533
>>62528
"Oh joy, this should be fun"
Anonymous
MNQ8a
?
No.62532
62534
>>62528
*stops above monsters*
*pisses on them*
*continues towards thez*
">Thez can you hear me, me coming."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62533
62536
>>62531
"Shut up, NEET!" Tracy hisses, as she slows to a sneak
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62534
62535 62537 62543
>>62529
Nope, no forests or plant life, just flat desolation. The reptilian creatures seem entirely fixated inward, mostly at a grey reptilian shouting orders and wipping the group into a frenzy, but plenty of others are watching a particularly large blue one maneuver its way through one of the holes in the wall of Durpistan.
>>62532
Are you serious? Pissing on?
Anonymous
MNQ8a
?
No.62535
62546
>>62534
Yes.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62536
62537
>>62533
>"You deserved that"
"..."
>"Oh, I'm sorry. Can you not talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62537
62538
>>62534
So, no cover on the terrain?
Tracy continues to approach silently, eyeing the reptilians.
>>62536
"Hey, NEET, do you have any invisibility?"

Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62538
62539
>>62537
"Uh, yeah. What's out there? And what do you want invisibility on?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62539
62540 62541
>>62538
"Reptilians, it looks like; and I wanna see what these fags are up to before I jaunt."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62540
>>62539
Nevermind. No jaunting.
Better restock on demon's blood asap.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62541
62542 62546
>>62539
"Oh shit, reptilians? I better break out the ice spells too. Also, here you go-"
Torc casts invisibility on Tracy
"Remember it will stop if you attack"
>"You hit me with an ice spell and I'll kick your ass"
"Yeah yeah, just have your gun ready if need be"
XUORR
?
No.62542
62544
[1d20+25 = 30]
>>62541
Once the invisibility spell is cast on her, Tracy Sneaks closer.
Rolling to Move Silently
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62543
62546
>>62534
Trumpaladin advances North towards the Vicinity of where Port Barry was known to be on Fae, who is 80% the speed of Uatachit
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62544
>>62542
*slithers skillfully*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62546
62547 62548 62551
>>62535
Because it wasn't enough to just risk detection, Infernius decides to make certain to technically piss off and literally piss on the new faction present. Shouts of alarm and wtf begin pointing and declaring his presence, and several of the figures flying around zero in on him and maneuver to intercept.
>>62541
Tracy is made invisible.
>>62543
Arriving at his destination slightly in advance of the others arriving at theirs, the first thing he notices is that there is no port to Port Barry, and the second thing he notices is that little remains of the General's Stadium. The wall is mostly destroyed and depleted, and anything living has long since abandoned the area. An occasional piece of support beam is all that remains of the dock, and most of the surviving structures are caving in on themselves and overgrown.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62547
62549
>>62546
Tracy slivers closer to the pissed-off/on reptilians, attempting to see past them.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62548
62549
>>62546
What of the path towards the tower?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62549
62550 62552 62556
>>62547
They don't speak a language that Tracy can comprehend, but they're clearly quite agitated and alarmed at Infernius' presence, and quite eager to see him beaten for his obstinance. Meanwhile the large Blue one has entered the city, to which a bone-curdling roar can be heard.
>>62548
Trump Tower is nowhere to be seen.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62550
62553
>>62549
The paths in general, are they overgrown? Still used?
aMl60
?
No.62551
62553
[1d20 = 11]
>>62546
"Hmmm well shit."
*lands*
"Sorry me didnt see you down here"
*bluff*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62552
>>62549
Tracy slows even more and fixates on the space past the Blue creature, ears perked at the roaring.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62553
62554 62555
>>62550
No, but upon approaching the stadium, he begins to notice additions to the interior design.
>>62551
Uhm,... where is he landing exactly? Shouldn't your question be "is there a readily available place to land" to which I would say "NO!"?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62554
>>62553
I want to land by the guys i pissed on.
Oh come now, theres NO WHERE to land?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62555
62557
>>62553
Fascinating. What has been added to the interior? How long since it has been used?
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62556
62560
>>62549
“They... they really did raid the place...”
Stares in shock
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62557
62558 62559
>>62555
Mostly the rows of long spikes with dessicated corpses impaled along them. The corpses - I should say - are still moving. Many of them, despite their obvious filth are wearing clearly identifiable attire.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62558
>>62557
Oh no...

The Gestapo?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62559
62563
>>62557
They are still moving... What attire is that? Do they appear to be undead or recently impaled?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62560
62561 62562
>>62556
A beaten and thoroughly bloodied corpse of that large blue reptilian is suddenly flung from one of the overhead breaches in the Durpistan Dome structure. It spins along as it flies through the air, landing with a crackling thud amidst the reptilian line.

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62561
62563
>>62560
"What fuck was that?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62562
62567
>>62560
"Hmmm.. Looks like there's a siege going on here..." Tracy whispers
Tracy peeks past the corridor from which the lizard flew.
Is the attacker visible?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62563
62564 62565 62566 62572
>>62559
On one end it appears to be the Generals, on the other end it appears to be the Gestapo. They appear to have been in this position for a long time, years perhaps. The whole scene is almost a morbid parody of Football.
>>62561
As Infernius contemplates a place to land as well as wtf that was, he is attacked by two flying creatures swooping down on him.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62564
62568
>>62563
>The Gestapo and Generals
F
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62565
>>62563
*angry gorilla noises*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62566
>>62563
F
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62567
62569
>>62562
The attacker is inside Durpistan, with complete concealment. Tracy can slowly make her way through the crowd, taking a 10 on her move silently as long as she goes slow, due to the ambient sound of the crowd.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62568
62573
>>62564
Reeeeeeee my men! Reeee port bary!!
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62569
62570
>>62567
Okay, she does that then.
Is that factoring in her folding cart? (that has Lenos and Torc in it)
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62570
62571
>>62569
Wait Torc is with her?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62571
62578
>>62570
She threw him in the cart, remember?
How else would he have been able to keep up with her?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62572
62573
1518051533128.jpg
>>62563
Trumpaladin has a horrified expression and feeling, but largely remains calm. He examines the scene further. Now, is there insignia anywhere? The spikes, are they normal wood or something else?

But most importantly, you say the corpses are still moving? Are they undead? Detect undead. Also, is there something I should roll like a knowledge check?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62573
62575 62576 62577 62579
>>62572
They're all undead. Unrecoverable to a man, by resurrection or otherwise. Nothing short of a wish could bring them back.
>>62568
Infernius is suddenly reminded of the time that Illusionist pulled a fast one on him, and he thought that there were no kittens. Except this time, he knows it is true. In this world there are no kittens.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62574
Reeee! Tracy's birds!
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62575
62580
>>62573
Tracy advances into the city.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
?
No.62576
62580 62586
>>62573
“W-who would do this? What did they do to deserve such a fate?”
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62577
>>62573
"ALL MY KITTYSSSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62578
>>62571
Yeah, but I didn't realize she was taking the cart too.
Also

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORFILLY
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62579
62602
f8a93d085fd85b23fb3642194b73496d2f2b08d57f0d4a318b1d514792c3ae43.jpg
>>62573
Now here's the realy question, and I am unsure quite how to ask it - does it appear that the city was sacked by Undead, or by Outsiders? I would think that since both have attacked Port Barry, Trumpaladin has a point of comparison. What sort of undead have they been turned into? Is it a sort that spreads virally and indicates direct infection? There's probably a knowledge check or something here like knowlegde religion. Could Fae know?

Trumpaladin re-kills the undead corpses of once noble men and loyal followers. He removes their corpses from the spikes, and gathers them in a pile atop wood, and burns the corpses. He says the funeral prayers for both Football and Rockwell upon them, hoping to bring peace, and a dignified end to these men of faith and strength
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62580
62583 62586 62590
>>62575
Immediately upon entry, Tracy discovers that the reptilians are themselves not to keep to enter, because for one there's a huge throng of zombies milling about the area. In addition to that, there's a very oversized and rather familiar black dragon perched on top of a ruined building, roaring loudly with fresh blood across its claws and teeth.
>>62576
Eventually, the two come across a plaque. In crudely hammered brass is written. "To Commemorate the Defeat and Destruction of Football"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62582
62584 62590
>>62581
Yes. Kiynen has gotten big since the last time Tracy saw her.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62583
62585
>>62580
Tracy looks up at the building
"Killy?!"
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62584
62585
>>62582
Torc slowly sticks his head out of the cart.
"Pssst, Tracy. Who's this dragon?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62585
62587
>>62583
*pokes lenos with sharp stick to wake him up*
>>62584
*pokes Torc, because reasons*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62586
>>62576
Trumpaladin touches holy water to the foreheads of one of the men. It burns to the touch. He says to pony:
"That's what I'm trying to figure out. I think that when we left we were fighting an internal dispute within the Imperial Court, which was the Emperor against the Undead. I get the impression that the Undead destroyed the city, and then were replaced by fiends who broke through when the divine chains holding them back held them no longer. But I am unsure"

>>62580
silently swears vengeance
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62587
62588 62589
>>62585
"Ouch. But who's the dragon. They look kinda familiar."
>"Finally, another reptile to talk to"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62588
62591
>>62587
"Who was the last dragon we left here?" Tracy hisses
mMD0+
?
No.62589
[1d20 = 6]
>>62587
Being an idiot, and totally missing that part I just mentioned about a herd of zombies inside the city, which is where Tracy took the cart, let's see if they were detected!

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62590
62592
>>62582
>>62580
I knew we should have killed thar bitch.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62591
>>62588
"Oh... OH"
Torc's eyes brighten a bit
"Oh yeah! Think she'll remember us?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62592
62593 62595
>>62590
We agreed that she'd go to the Ocean on the northern shore, but noooo. She overstayed her visa in Durpistan
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62593
62594 62595
>>62592
She has to go back.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62594
>>62593
T H I S
H
I
S

I'll get the stix pony to make an edit
mMD0+
?
No.62595
62597 62598 62602
[2d20+12 = 29]
Luckily they're zombies, none of them notice the whispering wizard atop the cart, guided by the invisible Medusa-gorgon.
>>62592
Durpistan was the idea. She feeds from the ocean, but otherwise lives in Durpistan.
>>62593
You say that now.
In any case, Infernius is getting attacked by 2 sonic lances.
mMD0+
?
No.62596
62599
[6d6 = 20]
[6d6 = 9]
One hits Infernius, the other hits the other creature.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62597
62601
>>62595
Tracy moves closer to the dragon.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62598
>>62595
Torc considers flying to the dragon, but decides it's too much of a risk
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62599
62600 62601
>>62596
"Shoo fly"
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62600
>>62599
Is the fly in the buttermilk?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62601
62603 62605 62606
>>62597
As Tracy gets closer, Kiynen sniffs the air, and zeroes in on Tracy's position, but unable to focus on her.
>>62599
From midair?
Uatchit looks back at Infernius, somehow able to express confusion and disbelief, but vanishes into a pouf of smoke and resuming her place as a sort of pin on Infernius' attire.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62602
62604
>>62595
Don't forget >>62579