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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1163 replies and 106 files omitted.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60686
60688
This is entirely out of character for Trumpaladin. The only reason I had him flee last Saturday was because I thought Infernius would do the same and because I thought the bots had a higher save DC. That why when we replayed again, I had him stay and fight. Because him being in the fight was crucial to making sure Infernius faced half the number of bots, and to give him a chance. Trumpaladin could never leave an ally, especially Infernius, to die, as he ran. That's part of why I wanted to just play out the battle without the bullshit. Because it was the only thing Trumpaladin could have done in that situation. Now we have an awkward situation where Infernius is kill after Trumpaladin ran,
and what is there to say about it?

Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60687
60689
>>60685
>"You're not fucking fine they'll kill you next. They attacked you earlier. You were hiding in your disguise but it didn't work. They attacked you anyways. They'll get you if I do not come for you. And so what if they have pictures? What does that matter? Are you afraid they'll see an ostrich? And if my disguise doesn't work, why do you think your disguise will work?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60688
60690 60691
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>>60686
>half the number of bots.
Pretty sure they can target multiple creatures with their flammenwerfers. Remember that mailbox that cornered Brad and Tracy in that alley.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60689
60692 60696
>>60687
>'you may be in disguise, but Fae isn't. That dust was only a precaution; I can't just dress her up if people are already looking for her. I'm fine for now. Let me see what's up with the bull before we meet up.'
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60690
>>60688
Because they were standing right next to each other. That's what flame weapons do. They affect small cone. Last Weekend it was 5 bots against Trumpaladin and 6 against Infernius, or 11 against Infernius with no Trumpaladin in the equation. Pay attention
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60691
60693 60695
>>60678
Whats with those ansi shits?
>>60680
kek
>>60683
Well,... no,... he's regenerating,... but he is well done
>>60688
With the ease of pointing a hose
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60692
>>60689
>"poor Infernius..."
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60693
60694
>>60691
Ogham runes cause reasons

How's Death?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60694
60697 60701
>>60693
Death seems to think its some sort of holiday or celebration of some sort. Something about friar Patchske or whatever. She wants to have a drink.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60695
60704
>>60691
What about the bots around him? Are they getting ready to finish him off?
Also, does Utachit ever take damage in her animated form?
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60696
60698
>>60689
>"They might recognize Fae next time? If only I had another mount, someone else strong and fast enough to carry me and save me from danger, that way I wouldn't be forced to rely on Fae. And if only there were some way to disguise Fae in the future if need be, like a dust maybe. Oh well....
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60697
60701
>>60694
The celebration of Saint Patrick driving the "snakes" Jews out of Ireland!
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60698
60699 60703
>>60696
She literally just explained that the dust won't do shit if someone's already looking for you.
>'I'll be there in a few moments, Flashy. Just let me see what happens to the Bull.'
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60699
60700
>>60698
>"Do you think you can retrieve him?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60700
>>60699
>'Well, I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I might be able to sweep up what's left at this rate..."
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60701
>>60694
Torc offers to take her for drinks
Hoping it will go better than last time he went for drinks with a female.
>>60697
Mr. Snek doesn't like that story
>"#SNAKELIVESMATTER"
BXH7v
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No.60702
60704
[1d20+24 = 38]
Rolling to Hide.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60703
60708
>>60698
>"If only Fae were faster, bigger, stronger, a much faster flier, had even better saving throws like if she had her own divine grace to share my eagle's splendor, could do ride by attacks, was able to create her own smoke screen, and maybe even able to blink out if need be - all while assuming a form that would be different than the form she would take the next time she tried to enter... I could definitely snatch the remains of Infernius, while gaining xp for killing bots and maybe even having a shot to loot other things and do other damage.

>A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream..."
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60704
60708 60716
>>60695
He's pretty finished off. And yes, he smells delicious, aside from the burned hair.
That Bitch makes a mention to several of the ppl and wanders away talking on her phone, attended by a nearby bot, exclaiming "Definitely not those assholes who looted the museum,"
>>60702
And the mantis becomes a living stick
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60705
60706
The reason I'm such an asshole tonight is because of other things...
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60706
60712
>>60705
There there, thats not true, you're always an asshole, at least to me,....
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60708
60710 60712
>>60703
>[flattered pony empathy]
>'Yes, Flashy, I'll be there in a jiffy; you don't need that kitty. Just let me collect that bull's remains.'
She feels/thinks, as she makes her way over closer to Infernius's situation.
>>60704
Tracy slowly creeps towards his charred remains in stealth.
Have the bots around him dispersed?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60709
60713
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Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60710
60716
>>60708
No, they're intent on making sure he doesn't move, aside from the steam wafting from his remains,... which are still regenerating.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60711
60717
Thez meanwhile, thinks for a second, "I wonder what I'nis is doing. I hope he's not getting charred to a crisp."
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60712
>>60708
>"How are you going to collect the bull's remains and why would it be easier than if you had more speed and three times the hp?"

>>60706
Channing's no good for me
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60713
60714
>>60709
For whom is that intended?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60714
60715
>>60713
To go with my "asshole" shitpost
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60715
60720
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>>60714

Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60716
60720
>>60710
Approximately, how many squares away is he from the crowd (need to know because speed/range and stuff)?
"Faust almighty..!" Tracy exclaims under her breath, eyeing the sizzling tender smoked ribs, in both exasperation and peculiar interest
So, are they just continuously burning him, or are they waiting for some kind of signal?
>>60704
>Susan's colleagues looted the museum
>security is on high because of that
>That Bitch has high enough card-access to have a personal bot guard her
Tracy absorbs all of this info.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60717
60718
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>>60711
*screams in bovine*
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60718
60719
>>60717
Someone add flames.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60719
image.jpg
>>60718
>yfw
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60720
60721
>>60715
Xp
>>60716
Yes. That Bitch is clearly running the show. Continually talking into her device, she makes toward the gates. Occasionally one of the bots spurrrrts the body with more flames (regenerating) but no, they're (and he's) pretty much done at this point
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60721
60725 60728
>>60720
Tbh, I'm waiting for the demon to emerge, but don't want to be a metafag about it.
Tracy appears visibly torn between attempting to retrieve Infernius's remains (at risk of exposing herself) and trying to follow the crown into the gate.
She takes a gander at the crowd around her assessing the situation and trying to figure out where to go from here.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60722
60723 60724 60726
Night faggots. Get this shit done will ya?
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60723
>>60722
Night
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60724
60729
>>60722
I've already doomed myself to no-sleep.


Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60725
60730
>>60721
It'll be a bit before anyone bothers to remove the ring, I wouldn't wait on it, especially since Tracy doesn't know about that
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60726
>>60722
'Night
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60727
On her way toward the gates, That Bitch stops mid-stride. She has a visible but short exchange over the phone, before slouching her shoulders and making her way back to the stage.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60728
>>60721
>"Tracy, what is going on?"
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60729
>>60724
I would try harder to stay up right now, but I decided it wasn't worth it to watch you faggots debate cardishil Again
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60730
60731 60732
>>60725
Does he not die until the ring is removed? Even with negative hit points?

Anyway, Tracy figures trying to retrieve Infernius's stuff is too risky at this point, and proceeds to follow the crowd as she ponders her next move, still absorbing info.

How many rounds would it take to get back to the hole? The city seems pretty big, so Idk.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60731
60733
>>60730
Well, he is dead, but regeneration does and will continue until the ring is removed, yes.
>rounds
A few, nothing extensive since she'd be making a direct line
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60732
60733
>>60730
What's the rush to go through the gates? All that's going to happen if it waits three minutes is that there will be less security then
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60733
60734 60736
>>60731
Tracy makes a bee-line for the hole in the dome.
>>60732
>less security
>implying
Tracy wanted to follow That Bitch, but figured responding to Brad's request was more important.
Anonymous
B7fFk
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No.60734
60735 60736
>>60733
So long as she makes note of which hole she went through
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60735
>>60734
Well, then she'd have to watch her go through the gate.
Does he want her to come or not?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60736
60737 60738
>>60733
Several of the surrounding people seem surprised when the mantis takes off and starts flying, but sure.
>>60734
The hole in the roof is huge, there's no mistaking it. As she flies through the top, she notices that the robots don't seem to give a shit