This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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>>61175
I think it's too late at this point...
I'd dump them, but then I'd probably just end up being 3 levels behind the party forever..
I think it's too late at this point...
I'd dump them, but then I'd probably just end up being 3 levels behind the party forever..
>>61177
I should've just taken rogue level back then, and waited until the story permitted her to become an Assassin...
I should've just taken rogue level back then, and waited until the story permitted her to become an Assassin...
>>61177
Maybe I should just do it anyway... I'll never get her Charisma up high enough to play an effective Blackguard, and even then, it's going to be difficult not to half-ass the role at this rate..
Maybe I should just do it anyway... I'll never get her Charisma up high enough to play an effective Blackguard, and even then, it's going to be difficult not to half-ass the role at this rate..
GM, after some discussion on the discord today, we decided we would like you to railroad the campaign this weekend (if you would like to) so we can actually play without us trying to do fifty different side quests and split the party. And once again thanks for putting up with our autism for this.
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*sitting intensifies*
>"I WANNA FIGHT SOMETHING"
"One second Death. Snek, I already told you I'm on a date."
>"I'LL FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"That's a terrible idea"
"One second Death. Snek, I already told you I'm on a date."
>"I'LL FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND"
"That's a terrible idea"
*revs chainsaw*
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*revs engine on top of Clyde*
*stares at crowd awkwardly with headlights*
*stares at crowd awkwardly with headlights*
>>61209
Nah, nothing big. I was just thinking of a bastard sword of brilliant energy, since it's be made of light and would pass right through armor.
Nah, nothing big. I was just thinking of a bastard sword of brilliant energy, since it's be made of light and would pass right through armor.
*sits*
>>61221
>implying i can find the parts
>implying i can fashion them together
>implying Infernuis has the knowledge
>implying i can find the parts
>implying i can fashion them together
>implying Infernuis has the knowledge
>>61223
>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to try
I was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.
*goes to bed irl*
>implying that's ever stopped him from rolling to try
I was referring to the Brilliant Energy sword, but whatever.
*goes to bed irl*
>>61223
>Nobody ever asks the sorcerer
>With 20 ranks in craft
>And the Craft Magical Items fear
Faggots
>Nobody ever asks the sorcerer
>With 20 ranks in craft
>And the Craft Magical Items fear
Faggots
>>61240
Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
Might be 2 Str short...
Too bad. The image of him pimp-smacking enemies across the battlefield makes me chuckle.
>>61241
Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
Screw Cloak Dance. I'm going to have Tracy train towards Whirlwind Attack next chance she gets. She still needs Combat Expertise to get there though.
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>>61252
If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
If you can shit up the thread with your wanting things or thinking out loud, then I can do the same with a hypothetical battle between Trumpaladin and the bots
\r
*wants out loud*
When you sunder parts of those bots, do their parts count as worn items?
>>61261
Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
Try that on Ed, and yes there will be opposition. The mailboxes are far too simple tho. They were designed to take out small-large groups quickly and effectively/autonomously, not engage protracted fights
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Was the infrastructure in Durpistan in poor condition? I'm wondering how long it could take to rebuild the city.
Tracy continues sitting, wondering where her daggers could be.
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