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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1113 replies and 104 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60429
>>60428
So, he's riding Fae and running towards the hole?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60431
60447
*mane flows in breeze*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60432
60433
*dabs*
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60433
60434 60438
>>60432
*boop*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60434
>>60433
*nose scrunches*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60435
60436 60550
Hey, could we use certain potions as splash weapons? Like a potion of Cloudkill as a gas grenade?
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60436
>>60435
I think that would work.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60437
60439
We're all here?
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60438
60440 60441
>>60433
Don't you boop my pony. I'll boop you!
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60439
60442
>>60437
I dont think torc is.
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60440
60443
>>60438
Dont you boop my waifu, ill boop you faggot.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60441
>>60438
^boop*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60442
60444
>>60439
*wants to play now, but is patient*
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60443
60445
>>60440
Nigger you've got the biggest, most boopable nose of all. You'd best be careful...
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60444
60446
>>60442
>patient
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60445
>>60443
You want to go? Fuckboi.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60446
60449
>>60444
Checked...
*is less than patient*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60447
60450
>>60431
I haven't mentioned it anywhere but on the discord, but Tracy hasn't cut her mane once since she lost her favorite knives.
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60448
60451
*readies bopping hand*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60449
>>60446
REEEEEEEEE I want to play!

Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60450
60452
>>60447
>Tracity
Don't make me shoop, color gradients are my weakness ~_~
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60451
60453
>>60448
*preimtive boop!*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60452
60455 60466
1211377__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_dialogue_knife_messy mane_simple background_solo_tsundere_white backgrou.png
>>60450
She really misses those knives..
>tfw dyke-ish butch hairstyle is ruined!
[Reeeeeees in stealth]
PTm+I
?
No.60453
60454 60457
image.png
[4d20 = 29]
>>60451
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60454
>>60453
>1
So booped. Not even the first roll, but booped
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60455
60457
3edgy8me.JPG
>>60452
>realizes is playing a long-haired, pregnant, traditionally-married, non-promiscuous Tracy Cage now
>haven't even murdered anyone in a while
I've abused this OC quite a bit over these past 7 months...
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60456
Does booping provoke a boop of opportunity?
Llvh5
?
No.60457
[3d20 = 36]
>>60453
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>60455
Youve made tracy cage your own.
28InT
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No.60459
60461
[1d20 = 7]
Rolling to boop Death
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60460
intredasting.jpg
>>60458
[pent-up serial killer noises]

"What does a mare need to do to find some enemies who actually bleed..!" She says under her breath, weighing the cost of blowing her cover with the thrill of stabbing one of these drama queens
vPzPk
?
No.60461
60473
[1d30 = 23]
>>60459
>is booped
"Come on now old son," she chides
vPzPk
?
No.60462
60463 60481
[1d20 = 20]
Whoops
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60463
>>60462
>Torc dies
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60464
60465
Just kill a fucking robot
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60465
60467
>>60464
Robots don't bleed.
It's not even murder, just destruction of property.
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60466
60471
>>60452
>is a fucking dyke
How much control over her hair does he have?
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60467
60468 60469
>>60465
You've had a hell of a lot of chances for ogres and shut that you explicitly passed up, so be patient
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60468
>>60467
*is booped*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60469
>>60467
>explicitly passed up
In that moment, ensuring the safety of her angels was more important to her than stabbing strangers.
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60470
60476 60477
>tfw discord has crashed and refused to come back online

Poor timing too. You guys are going to have to be patient with me until I can get it fixed
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60471
481568__safe_artist-colon-mixermike622_oc_oc-colon-fluffle puff_oc only_evil_pure unfiltered evil_satanic_solo.png
>>60466
Iz sekrit
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60472
*lurks through crowd*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60473
60475 60478
>>60461
>old son
>tfw Death's proverbs are older than logic itself
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60474
Are we all here?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60475
>>60473
Is confused
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60476
60477 60478
>>60470
Im having a problem as well might be a server issue.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60477
>>60476
>>60470
I did too.
Never really liked using it anyway tho.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.60478
60479 60480
>>60473
Can you tell me what it means?
>>60476
Same here
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60479
>>60478
Idk, but it sounds like an old proverb of some sort.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60480
60481 60482
>>60478
It means
>booped
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60481
>>60462
>RIP in peace Torc
>>60480
Snek is laughing his off in the corner
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60482
>>60480
*boops thez*
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60483
60485 60487
So, are Brad/Fae outside the dome?
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60484
60486
Trumpaladin would boop, pet, or hug a pony...
IF HE HAD ONE!
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60485
>>60483
Fucking running back inside
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60486
>>60484
*changes into male dirt pony*
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60487
60488 60489 60492
>>60483
Yes, Brad is currently just outside of the wall. about 5- yards, hes seen by both drones and spectators. He's shiny, so most eyes r on him

Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60488
60490
>>60487
Enters
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60489
>>60487
He's still an ostrich. Although Fae is shiny.
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60490
>>60488
Recasts eagle's splendor
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60491
60496
Tracy tries to get closer to That Bitch, while observing Infernius's situation.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60492
>>60487
Where is infernuis?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60494
60495
>>60493
Ok just making sure.
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60495
>>60494
Wait, >>60316 says he's on utachit.
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60496
60497
>>60491
..unless he's in the air, in which case she advances towards the gates.
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60497
60498
>>60496
Dude, help us out
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60498
60499
>>60497
With what?
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60499
60500
>>60498
The IDs
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60500
60501
>>60499
I thought they were escaping?
Anyway, she's only moving towards the gates, not entering them.
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60501
60502
>>60500
He's reentering. It was supposed to be the plan from last Saturday, but that isn't happening, so he'll fight through them I guess
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60502
60503
>>60501
Alright.
We'll get to that when the players are present then.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60503
>>60502
Im here
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.60504
60505 60506
I stayed up way too late last night.. I'm already falling asleep..
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.60505
60507
>>60504
Oh no. Think you can set an alarm so you can join later tonight?
Anonymous
PTm+I
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No.60506
60507 60521
>>60504
Sleep now. I won't be available until later anyways
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60507
>>60505
>>60506
I'm on meds that prevent me from sleeping during the day..
I'll just tough it out.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60508
60509
*Get's drunk and wanders through the streets yelling*
"I think this disguise is having some kind of effect on me.."
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.60509
60510
>>60508
Reeeeeeee fetal alcohol syndrome
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.60510
60513
>>60509
>*is merely hallucinating drunkenness due to the effects of the leprechaun disguise on Saint Patrick's Day*
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60513
60514
>>60510
[tipsy leprechaun noises]
*hic* "What the f-fuck is wrong with me..?"
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60514
60515
>>60513
Are you drawn to local taverns and get in bar fights?
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60515
60516
>>60514
Yes.
*instinctively waves fists in front of herself*
Llvh5
?
No.60516
60517 60519
[1d20 = 2]
>>60515
Punches in the face
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60517
60518
>>60516
Ye fooked that one lad
Anonymous
28InT
?
No.60518
60520 60575
>>60517
Where the fuck did the "up" go?

Anyway, GM is there anything in the area of entertainment around the port?
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60519
>>60516
>misseg Tracy by a mile
>faggot still passed out irl before he could finish his response
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60520
>>60518
Tracy juggles and does flips in the streets sometimes.
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60521
>>60506
When will you?
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60522
60523
*scatter shamrocks*
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60523
60524
>>60522
You feel a craving for a certain cereal...
BXH7v
?
No.60524
60525 60575
leprechaun_girl__by_sanjiko.jpg
[1d20+21 = 28]
>>60523
Search check, to find lucky charms.
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60525
60526
>>60524
*drinks a bottle of absinthe*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60526
60527 60528 60575
>>60525
*fucks potato*
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60527
60529
>>60526
*eats a different potato*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60528
60530
>>60526
reeeeeee
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60529
60531
>>60527
*eats same potato*
*grows potatoes*
*worships potatoes*
*is potato*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60530
>>60528
She ate him. It doesn't count.
Anonymous
Llvh5
?
No.60531
60532 60575
>>60529
*starves to death because no potato*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60532
60533 60539
>>60531
Dammit. I can't top that.
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60533
60537
F81CF247-3171-48BE-B21E-BEC2D869D887.png
>>60532
Sprinkle lucky charms over his grave