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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1302 replies and 147 files omitted.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54955
54957
>>54953
Watch it before it gets shoah'd.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54956
>>54952
M8, I find that hard to believe.
Setting up a hijacking is a lot easier to pull-off and conceal than a targeted missile strike.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54957
54958
>>54955
Some one should make a thread
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54958
54959
>>54957
Do it. I don't have a computer atm.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54959
>>54958
Though, it doesn't take much to make a thread. Let me find an OP pic.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54960
54961
Done.
New rule: next time you see something interesting and think "someone should make a thread for this", just do it immediately.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54961
54963
>>54960
>In other news, Threads about space have seen a 420% increase
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54962
54967
Spoilered
>>54901
Not gonna lie, sometimes I VPN just because I know you're always watching this IP...
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54963
54966
1655243__safe_artist-colon-shinodage_oc_oc-colon-merlin_oc only_female_flying_goggles_gridfins_mare_original species_ponified_pony_rocket_rocket pony_s.png
>>54961
Merlin is an inspiration to us all.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54964
wD4gFhW.png
*bullies meme mage*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54965
*arrives at Sparta after 5 mins of indecisive circling*
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54966
>>54963
Best rocket poner
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54967
Spoilered
>>54962
I've noticed
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54968
55032
Tracy disguises herself as a Spartan and wanders around, just because her faggot feels like it.
Do I roll disguise ahead of time?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54969
54970 54975
How often does a character/creature gain an ability point?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54970
54971
>>54969
Every four levels
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54971
54972 54973 54974 54975
>>54970
I've only allocated 3 points (all dex), I can put another one in then.
Now, Dex, Int, or Char...
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54972
54974
>>54971
Wisdom
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54973
>>54971
I'd go Dex, but you've got quite a few odd numbered stats
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54974
54976
>>54971
All of Tracy's mental stats started out low, but I kind of want to go full-Dex to get Blinding Speed..
Decisions, decisions...
>>54972
Wis is kind of a lost cause though, isn't it? Sure there's the BG spells, but I'm going to take that Domain feat, so that she can use her Insanity lvl for Spells.
All of Tracy's mental stats, rolled out pretty low form the get-go. She doesn't really have anything but Dex..
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54975
54976
>>54969
>>54971
I havent allocated any.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54976
54977 54979
>>54974
>>54975
What are your guy's stats, maybe I can help
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54977
54978
>>54976
Tracy's stats are
>13 Str
>19 Dex
>11 Con
>13 Int
>11 Char
>9 Wis
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54978
54980
>>54977
Uh, I'd suggest strength or dexterity
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54979
54981 54983
>>54976
>>54976
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54980
>>54978
I thought I had 16 Str just a while ago. I was wrong, it seems...
>tfw no Earth-pony Str
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54981
54982 54983
>>54979
How the fuck did you get 21 base strength?
Nevermind, I don't want to know at this point.
I'd suggest str or dex so you don't have that negative modifier
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54982
54984
>>54981
25/42
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54983
54992 54993
>>54979
We need to polymorph Infernius into a real Minotaur, so he can have even more Str and Con. He'd be more effective as a monstrous humanoid too.
>>54981
>>54979
It should be Wis.
His spells ate dead-easy to resist as he is.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54984
54985
>>54982
>sad silence as highest stat is 18
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54985
54986
>>54984
At least you didn't roll a negative stat.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54986
54987 54989
>>54985
>9 str
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54987
54988
>>54986
Oh..
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54988
>>54987
I don't have my stats in front of me, but IIRC
>9 str
>14 Dex
>16 int
>11 con
>11 Wis
>18 cha
I think Con could be 12 but I'd have to check
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54989
54990
>>54986
+7/+16
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54990
54991
>>54989
How does it change? Sleeves?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54991
>>54990
Yea.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54992
>>54983
Especially since Monstrous humanoids have base attack bonus's equal to their total hit dice.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54993
54995
>>54983
Even more strength you say?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54994
54997
If a being is polymorphed to have wings it can fly, correct?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54995
54996
when-you-max-out-strength-on-cleric-class.jpg
>>54993
Yes. Even more Str.
He'd lose like 2 more Int though (total brainlet), but the fact that the new shape would have lower Int is what'd make the change permanent, with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54996
>>54995
Stop trying to spread your bullshit to other players
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54997
54998 55001
>>54994
Yeah, but you can't just Add shit to a creature, you can only turn it into something else. And only changes between creatures already similar can be permanent.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54998
55001
>>54997
And would it change stats?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54999
Praise Epona
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55000
Stahp

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55001
55002 55003
>>54997
*creatures or objects
Also, polymorph spells can't grant Su or spell-like abilities.
I read on a blog you can change a creature's race/species entirely with a carefully-worded Wish, but it's more than likely to go haywire if you try to turn it into a creature more useful than it already is.
>>54998
Should be the base stats of the new form. I'd use the base stat-modifiers for monstrous humanoids and fey. There isn't much else, because it's simply inadvisable change a creature into a non-humanoid shape, unless you're trying to attack it by simulating the affects of Baleful Polymorph.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55002
>>55001
Eh, nevermind
>throws plan out window
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55003
55004
>>55001
It'd only be useful in a permanent sense for changes into less intelligent creatures that way. You could turn a shrew into a manticore for only a week, but the inverse is permanent, primarily because the manticore had more Intelligence.
That's why it isn't generally used in attempt to morph characters.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55004
55005
>>55003
So how would I give something wings?
Should I get the redbull to do it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55005
55006
>>55004
What do you want to give wings?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55006
55007 55008
>>55005
Mr. Snek
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55007
SeBPK8u.jpg
>>55006

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55008
55013
>>55006
Snek is an object; you could probably graft some Wings of Flying onto him, if not just cast Fly on him whenever you need to.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55012
55013
>>55010
I’m going to nod my head and appear to understand what this is about.

*nods head*
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55013
55014
>>55008
Fair enough
>>55012
What did I miss?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55014
55015 55020
1301722__explicit_artist-colon-devo87_maud pie_anatomically correct_anus_boulder buns_casual nudity_dark genitals_dock_earth pony_female_looking at you.png
>>55013
I deleted the following because I thought it was poorly-worded and possibly misleading. May as well repost:

How to craft your own Maud Pie
Step One: Cract an oversized Maud Statue
>carved a large stone statue of a heavy warhorse out of high-quality granite
>Be sure to decorate your Maud, with features of the pony in question
>Enchant statue over the course of 15 days to craft a Stone Horse (destrier)
>Though unintelligent, maud is a fully-functioning stone creature, capable of restoring her health by eating gems and minerals
Step 2: Animate your Maud
>Cast Animate Objects on your Maud and afflict her with Permanency, to allow her to move freely even when her ability to move as an item is not active
>Your Maud is now treated as a construct of large size and Neutral Alignment with 4 hit dice, and is capable of making powerful Trample attacks
>Being a former inanimate object, Maud's personality may seem bland to those who don't know her well
Step 3 Shrink and harden Maud down to fun size
>Use the Hardening spell to increase Maud's density
>Since Maud is composed of mineral substances, her body will shrink down to pony size (medium), but will still be just as heavy and tough as rock
Step 4: Awaken her
>Your Maud can be transformed into a Heavy Warhorse (medium size), with the Stone To Flesh spell. Conventional magick works on her, and she can be healed by using the same healing spells you'd use on a normal horse, since she is treated as a living creature of the Animal subtype
>In animal state, enchant her over the course of 24 hours with the Awaken spell
>This spell will transform Maud into a sentient talking "animal" (magical beast), increasing her charisma and intelligence levels
Step 5: Make a Wish
>As with all Epic golems, Maud must be Wished to life to attain her maximum potential
>With a well-worded wish, combine the various enchantments that you've placed on Maud to turn her into a unique, sapient being with super-scored abilities
>Your Maud is now her own, independent creature, with herculean Strength, tough-as-rock natural armor

Stats:
>18 Str
>13 Dex
>17 Con
>3d6 Int (depending on how well your Awakening worked)
>13 Wis
>6 +1d3 Char (again, Awaken)
Maud's Int, Char, and Wis could be higher, depending on how much XP is spent in giving her Intelligence (as an item) through the Wish......

Aaaaand, I'm done typing out this bullshit for now. I was just looking through the meta to teach myself stuff, and I used that as an exercise. It still seems like I don't know what the Tartarus I'm doing though.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55015
55016
>>55014
10/10
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55016
55017
>>55015
Meh, it's still incomplete.
You'd still need a high-level Cleric or Druid with enough knowledge ranks to give her the physical and mental abilities of the real Maud.
Maud is one of the strongest, fastest and smartest ponies in all of Equestria. I was mostly just looking to see how non-epic spells could be combined to create more powerful creatures.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55017
55018
>>55016
I mean, I just threw-in the Wish at the end to stitch together the bullshit.
Creating a proper Maud would be a project for an epic level divine spellcaster.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55018
55019
>>55017
>sad arcane noises
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55019
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>>55018
That's because of the knowledge ranks.
Through the Life seed. Casters with enough ranks in knowledge of Religion or Nature can give greater-than-humanoid sentience and life to any creature/object. Such epic seeds would be necessary to create a truly living, breathing, growing creature made of stone, that couldn't just be robbed of it's enchantments.
This Maud, in her prototype form is merely an awakened warhorse that likes eating rocks
Arcane magick is great for creating things too though. No epic-level golem can be enchanted without a proper Wish.
The process of creating an artifact-tier Maud-golem would be better off as a Ritual with multiple different types of spellcasters contributing 9th lvl spell slots.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55020
55021 55022
>>54947
Uhm I can state from technical knowledge and experience that yes, a jet-fire could compromise the structural integrity of steel beams. Having said, the building would not pancake into its own profile in that event, and - just saying - it was Tesla tech anyway.
>>55014
o_o

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55021
55023
>>55020
How have you been today good sir?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55022
55023
>>55020
Good afternoon.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55023
55024
>>55021
Good, thanks for asking. I got a reprieve from doing the sledge-hammering (only about 200 swings today). You?
>>55022
Word
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55024
55025
>>55023
Just more college monotony. Other than that, I’m fine.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55025
55026
>>55024
Major?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55026
55027
>>55025
Computer science. Is that a good choice?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55027
55028
>>55026
I have no reference of comparison, though its a solid choice with how technology is evolving.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55028
55029
>>55027
The problem I’m facing with this type of degree is that I seem to be largely self taught. They give me a programming problem, give a tip or two on how it is solved, then sit back and watch until I finish and the cycle repeats. It gets frustrating as it feels I could get an equal education if I taught myself over the resources available online, most of which is free. But companies don’t want you unless you got that pretty piece of paper. I hope to start my own business someday as well in order to keep (((corporate))) from telling me what to do 24/7.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55029
>>55028
Yeah, don't get me started on the pretty piece of paper. Well, I know of individuals who would study additional courses while taking their regular classes, and then would challenge those additional courses without attending a single class. If the material is largely self-taught, then there might be ways of utilizing your own specialties and proclivities to accelerate your schooling?
Anonymous
Uqn+/
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No.55030
55031 55033
image.gif
>tfw Economics and Philosophy major
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55031
>>55030
And how goes that? Up to your neck in blue pills?
wRUJL
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No.55032
55034 55035
[1d20+14 = 15]
>>54968
Rolling a disguise check, because why not.
Applying all relevant modifiers
Tracy disguises herself as one of the Spartans, just to see how things work around here.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55033
>>55030
I like money
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55034
55035
>>55032
I was almost hoping that would happen...
Tracy walks around Spartintar, believing herself to be totally disguised, but not realizing that her bushy, blue tail is sticking out for all to see.
[confident infiltrator noises]
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55035
>>55032
Oh it totally worked. Tracy feels completely and totally satisfied with her disguise.
>>55034
Kek, you're on the same page
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55036
55037
Are there any stables in Spartintar?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55037
55038
>>55036
No. There are only tanks. There is ample parking for tanks, as well as showrooms and dealerships for tanks.

Yes, there is a stable. I bet you want a mini-tank now don't you? Maybe a 2-person tank? Perhaps a tank-wagon?

Ha ha, no tanks.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55038
>>55037
Getting my hopes up like that... [disgruntled, greedy thief noises]

Tracy walks up towards the stables, on two legs, in a spartan uniform, with her tail wagging confidently.
Uqn+/
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No.55039
image.jpeg
[1d20+35 = 45]
Rolling for even more street preaching. Because what else is he to do than to spread the glory of Football?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55040
55041 55042
How many subjects can you make a Diplomacy check on at once?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55041
55044
>>55040
Depends on the circumstance. Y?
Anonymous
R8R9k
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No.55042
55043
>>55040
How many subjects can listen to the same speech?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55043
55045
>>55042
Mother of god.
>inb4 Trump teaches Tracy to win the crowd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55044
>>55041
Just wondering for the sake of future reference.
Diplomacy is one of the few skills Tracy has in all of her classes. I didn't realize it could be used to sway a mob.
Does the same thing apply to Bluff and other Charisma-based checks?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55045
55046
Maybe I should put that last point in Char, seeing as how Intimidate and Diplomacy are two of the few skills she has in each class.
>>55043
C-can I gain skill points that way..?
*wants things*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55046
55047
>>55045
That's not how skill points work, and you're probably better off specializing in the things you do well that no one else can rather than trying to do the only thing my character does well but would do better regardless
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55047
55048
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>>55046
Yeah, but Paladins don't make bonds easily with chaotic/ebil NPCs or other thugs, and I want to make friends with badasses to join the Wild Hunt.
I'm not really intending to put skill points in that atm, but I'm really just confused as to the practical difference between Diplomacy, Perform, and Bluff as of now.

Tracy's faggot has yet to given up on ogre-diplomacy. Imma' take another crack at it asap.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55048
55049 55050
>>55047
It was already explained to you that Tracy does not speak the language


Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55049
55051
>>55048
I'll figure something out when I get there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55050
55052
>>55048
People have learned to communicate with different languages before since ancient times. That’s how people learned other languages before Rosetta Stone software.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55051
55053 55071
1516767786593.jpg
>>55049
Or it'll go down just like last time
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55052
>>55050
Oh yeah, she's just going to learn an entirely new language in two days
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55053
55054
1648064__safe_artist-colon-beardie_artist-colon-spoopygander_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blep_box_collaboration_cute_food pony_heterochromia_pony_pony.png
>>55051
>9 Wis
Bring it on.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55054
tumblr_p3i2slkIwK1vpkiumo1_500.png
>>55053
I'll say to you what i have said so many many times to Torcuil: "go talk to your waifu"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55055
55057
1647870__safe_artist-colon-ghostlymarie_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blank flank_dialogue_english_food pony_forbidden fruit_heterochromia_holding_offer.png
Tracy is heading towards the stablles, since brad is busy with a speech or something.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55057
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>>55055
He's mostly just occupying his time until Renquist and Baz are available

>>55056
I'm actually not familiar with the song
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55058
55059
How the hell did this tide pod thing even become a meme in the first place?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55059
55061
>>55058
Its like drink bleach
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55060
55064
I wonder if Killy likes jibberniggers...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55061
55062
>>55059
I know, but I was wondering why plp kept "ironically" eating them for a whole month.
Fucking internet...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55062
55063
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>>55061
Never underestimate the stupidity of the normies.

though I still get a good laugh out of these kind of memes
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55063
>>55062
The stupidest memes do come out at the beginning of the year..
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55064
55065
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>>55060
Kiynen: the one girl Trumpaladin wants to stick his sword in only in the literal sense
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55065
55066
>>55064
I find her cute.
I'll have Tracy bring her a few heads next time she goes there.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55066
55067 55068
1629167__safe_artist-colon-sugar morning_derpibooru exclusive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tide pod_blushing_bubble_cute_dialog.png
>>55065
Trump needs to go there as well
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55067
55069
>>55066
Why?
Anonymous
aWIDn
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No.55068
Spoilered
>>55066
Why are we posting Tide Ponies, again?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55069
Spoilered
>>55067
He too wants to give Kiynen a head
FULL OF TIDE PODS!!!
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55071
55072
>>55051
I'd eat that right now
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55072
55073
>>55071
I don't believe you.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55073
>>55072
Good point, I'd rather drink bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55074
55075
clorox_chan_by_kumaartsuu-dbyoykj.png.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55075
55076 55085
1463346__grimdark_artist-colon-rsa-dot-fim_edit_edited screencap_screencap_apple bloom_on your marks_bleach_bow_clorox_female_gradient background_pony_.png
>>55074
Mmmmmmm.. Clorox..

On that note, if someone succeeded their fortitude save on poisoned food (i.e. arsenic) would they just keep eating it until they failed the save?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55076
55077
>>55075
Depends. Is that person Infernius?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55077
55078 55085
>>55076
>Implying he could pass the first save
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55078
55079 55085
1516403298616.png
>>55077
He isn't a bitch though. And he'd keep drinking just to show how much of a bitch he isn't
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55079
55080 55081
>>55078
What I'm saying is, you can't smell or taste arsenic, so wouldn't you just keep eating unaware?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55080
>>55079
Well, arsenic poisoning takes at minimum a few hours, but easily can last days. So my guess is that yes, they would finish the meal, and very possibly may also be able to start and finish another meal before they are too sick to eat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55081
55082
>>55079
I mean, I guess
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55082
55083
>>55081
Yeah..
Then again, it'd be bullshit irl if a creature could just eat something covered in heavy metals and still be unhurt, so I guess it's better to just watch what you eat.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55083
55091
>>55082
Napoleon Bonaparte was found to have levels of Arsenic in his hair follicles 13 times the norm at the time of his death. Yeah it's possible to consume and accumulate heavy metals over the course of your life, although it can have all sorts of negative consequences
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55084
>passes out
Night fa,....
Oq8HH
?
No.55085
55086 55088
[1d20 = 4]
>>55078
>>55077
>>55075
Drinks bleach
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55086
55087
>>55085
https://youtu.be/rcoDco8VkD4

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55087
55092
>>55086
How high is the Heal DC to perform that surgery?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55088
>>55085
Rest in bleach
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55091
>>55083
I doubt even he would've survived a direct dose though. It's like a chemical equivalent to being burnt at a stake.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55092
55093
>>55087
Probably a 35
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55093
>>55092
Heh, lower than I thought.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55095
55096 55109
>>55094
Tell us more
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55096
55097 55109
>>55095
I'd rather not, desu. It's nothing interesting anyway.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55097
55098 55109
1516325625115.png
>>55096
It's okay anon. You can tell us.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55098
55100 55109
>>55097
Nah
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55099
55100
And why is this thread at the top of the overboard?
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55100
55101 55109
>>55099
I don't know. I guess there is some sort of bug that causes threads to bump again after they've hit 1000 or whatever number

>>55098
DO IT
sage
aWIDn
?
No.55101
55102 55103
>>55100
Have we found this site's overflow error?
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55102
>>55101
Forgot I saged someone.

Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55103
55104
>>55101
Do you mean why it is that a thread past bump limit will still bump on the overboard?
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55104
55105 55106
>>55103
Some sites' coding can only count so high before the count is reset back to zero. This is called an overflow error. Bascially, the thread's bump count got so high, it reset to zero, so the site now thinks that there's room for it to bump.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55105
>>55104
Eh, I don't have permission to access the configuration any more, even locally, so I can't check the settings there, and I have no idea how to code
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55106
55107
>>55104
So, any time the post count's last three digits are between 001-449 the thread will bump? Neat!
Anonymous
aWIDn
?
No.55107
>>55106
That's the basic idea behind it.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.55108
55109 55110 55111
Will y'all be able to play this weekend?
I don't have any plans..
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55109
>>55100
>>55097
>>55098
>>55096
>>55095
Now what the hell did I miss?
>>55108
I have some stuff Saturday evening, but other than that I'm free
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55110
55127
>>55108
I think I’m good to play this weekend. I should be free Friday evening as well if we can start the game early.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55111
>>55108
I'll be here

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55112
55113
Does Tracy's cane-sword have any name or other distinguishing mark on it? I'm kind of tired of referring to it as "her cane"; figured it has quite some history to it.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55113
55114 55116
>>55112
If it doesn’t, have Tracy claim it does have a history and change it to fit the scene each time. Like when taking to a warlord, claim it is from a grand general that won a battle outnumbered five to one. Or in a place of nobility, claim a king once owned it and gave it to you as reward for saving a kingdom. I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55114
55115
>>55113
It's from a dead guy though.
Another player used it in a previous campaign.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55115
55117
>>55114
Its not distinguishable as being "Korak's cane", it's just a fine gentleman's cane that turns into a sword at will.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55116
55120 55122 55128
6c7.jpg
>>55113
>I think it would be funny if Tracy could successfully trick NPCs that she had something of status and might respect her based on simply possessing it.
Shit, now I gotta kill a king to steal his swag.
Remind me to find the location of the nearest monarchy.
*wanting of things intensifies*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55117
55118 55119
>>55115
It's a swift action to turn it into a sword, right?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55118
55121
12718240_1006803389400362_4504943350427181173_n.jpg
>>55117
Sounds useful for Sneak Attacks.
Korak's faggot had some nice taste.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55119
>>55117
Yes
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55120
image.png
>>55116

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55121
>>55118
You're welcome
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55122
55123
VGIKefka.jpg
>>55116
On that note, it'd be best to try to do something about Kefka, before he wises up enough to try to scry on his sleeping dog, which may or may not have mutated after consuming Soros's leg in Tracy's meat locker...
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55123
55124 55125
>>55122
Stahp giving GM ideas goddamn it
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55124
>>55123
Agreed
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55125
55126
Dissidia_Kefka_Speech.jpg
>>55123
That is something I must adamantly refuse.
It's my favorite thing to do in this game, followed by imagining things that I want.
Anonymous
NQ6HG
?
No.55126
image.png
>>55125

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55127
>>55110
I'll be here through tomorrow and the weekend, although I'll probably be out until later tomorrow afternoon.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55128
55129
Spoilered
>>55116
forgive my terrible editing skills... this is why I stick to stealing other people’s memes...
I would like to see queen Tracy and how that would play out.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55129
55130 55131
485377__safe_artist-colon-php10_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_princess twilight sparkle (episode)_season 4_meme_nicolas cage_simple background_tra.png
>>55128
Kek. I think Tracy could go for being queen again some day.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55130
55131 55133 55143
1507334921623.jpg
>>55129
Don't forget who shall be King
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55131
>>55130
>>55129
I don't think Tracy would have any complaints
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55132
Smile.jpg
*Urge to blogpost intensifies*
Anonymous
DoNAB
?
No.55133
55134
>>55130
Me.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55134
55155
>>55133
Dubs confirm
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55135
55136
Can I get the pattern for Torc's kilt again? I forgot to save it.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.55136
group.png
>>55135

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55138
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
Eh, a pic is better than my blogpost
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55139
55140 55141 55150
torcs hat.png
Torc needs a magical wizard hat, btw.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55140
55141
>>55139
That's a witch's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55141
55142
>>55139
>choking back tears
It's..
It's beautiful.
>>55140
Gandalf wore a hat kinda like that
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55142
55145
>>55141
I don't think he wore anything that feminine

My inner Puritan tells me we need to light a fire...
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55143
55144 55146 55147 55155
Spoilered
>>55130
I think a king needs something a little cooler going for him than snacks.

slowly learning the editing process... maybe one day I will actually be good
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55144
55149
>>55143
*left spoiler image on*
And maybe one day I will master THIS site...
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55145
>>55142
Well he did wear a hat
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55146
>>55143
HOLY SHIT THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55147
55148
>>55143
Kek. One of my pics was in there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.55148
55149
>>55147
Like I said, I steal memes. I’m not that creative to make my own, at least not yet. Most I seem to do is alter them slightly.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55149
55166
1254398__safe_artist-colon-magister39_oc_oc-colon-littlepip_oc only_abraxo queen_absurd res_cape_clothes_crown_evil_evil grin_fallout equestria_flash p.png
>>55144
>And maybe one day I will master this site
I hope for the same

>>55148
Best meme maker already. But Peach Rings are essential
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55150
55151
>>55139
I tried...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55151
55152 55153 55166
I tried.png
>>55150

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55152
55241
>>55151
10/10
Now for Torc to shoot fireballs out his eyes and lightning bolts out his arse
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55153
55154
>>55151
>Has a manly face
>But wears women's apparel, including both a dress and a woman's hat
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55154
>>55153
IT'S
A
ROBE
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55155
55156 55157 55158
>>55143
>>55134
Hes not king damn it!
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.55156
>>55155
Pali confirms
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55157
55162
>>55155
God Emperor
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55158
55162
>>55155
Infernius is the Pope: Pope is better than king.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55159
55160
I want to kill something soon...
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55160
55161
>>55159
You had your chance last week, which was better than any of us. Shut up
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.55161
55163
>>55160
I'll find something to kill.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.55162
55164
>>55158
>>55157
Infernuis is Fhürer/pope.
Anonymous
BM2PR
?
No.55163
55167
1514363002478.png
>>55161