ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition
Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>54335
There's more than one design too. Figuring out the best configuration will require extensive testing, and will likely produce different types of ordinance depending on the need.
She really didn't appreciate the trebuchet failing to dent the Octahedron.
>>54339
"Oh yes, that. Here," she leads him over to an oversized map located near the entrance to the mill.
"The thin traced line is the forest-area that our crews primarily operate. With the exception of one incident with some trolls, we've found this area to be particularly safe."
>>54343
>5
That's how Xp
There's more than one design too. Figuring out the best configuration will require extensive testing, and will likely produce different types of ordinance depending on the need.
She really didn't appreciate the trebuchet failing to dent the Octahedron.
>>54339
"Oh yes, that. Here," she leads him over to an oversized map located near the entrance to the mill.
"The thin traced line is the forest-area that our crews primarily operate. With the exception of one incident with some trolls, we've found this area to be particularly safe."
>>54343
>5
That's how Xp
Upon returning to the tower, Tracy puts Shabby's stuff in a burlap sack, and ties up his body in a comfy chair at the entertron.
Then she revives him.
Then she revives him.
>>54344
“Alright. I don’t suppose there is anything I could keep a look out for to justify my trip in there?”
“Alright. I don’t suppose there is anything I could keep a look out for to justify my trip in there?”
>>54349
Sigh. It works primarily off the properties of the float-stone, which is the part that looks like a balloon but is lumpy and not balloon-shaped, heavily layered with water/weather/damage-eliminating protection. The stone has a particular degree of weight that it counteracts. The wheel operates a series of wind-rudders, and the levers manipulate a series of counter-balances, which allow the ship to elevate or descend, while a pair of modified and exquisite Wind Fans control the propulsion.
>>54350
Oh boy.
>>54352
"Not that I know of. There was a dragon some time ago, but we're friends now and she relocated. You should be fine," she says.
Sigh. It works primarily off the properties of the float-stone, which is the part that looks like a balloon but is lumpy and not balloon-shaped, heavily layered with water/weather/damage-eliminating protection. The stone has a particular degree of weight that it counteracts. The wheel operates a series of wind-rudders, and the levers manipulate a series of counter-balances, which allow the ship to elevate or descend, while a pair of modified and exquisite Wind Fans control the propulsion.
>>54350
Oh boy.
>>54352
"Not that I know of. There was a dragon some time ago, but we're friends now and she relocated. You should be fine," she says.
[1d20 = 11]
Rolling to develop new rule against "rolling to develop" cancer
Rolling to develop new rule against "rolling to develop" cancer
>>54356
It's a maneuver: she and her allies gain the benefit of flanking for one round when an attack misses here.
It's a maneuver: she and her allies gain the benefit of flanking for one round when an attack misses here.
>>54354
“I’m both relieved and disappointed.”
Chuckles a little
“I’m off to this... ælveheim, if I’m reading this map right.”
Lines up the map and checks the position of the sun
Heads off into the forest
“I’m both relieved and disappointed.”
Chuckles a little
“I’m off to this... ælveheim, if I’m reading this map right.”
Lines up the map and checks the position of the sun
Heads off into the forest
>>54366
It's free sneak attack during normal battle just cause something you'd expect to happen happens
It's free sneak attack during normal battle just cause something you'd expect to happen happens
"Go fish"
>angry hiss
>angry hiss
>>54365
Call this number if you feel like it is just too much.
1800 923-4357
It will be worth your while
I’m kidding
Call this number if you feel like it is just too much.
1800 923-4357
It will be worth your while
I’m kidding
>>54372
Generally I roll a few dice, check a few tables, and come up with a side-story. The area is already cleared, so there won't be any tribes of Orcs or nothing, but I'd pretty much come up with a context that depending on how it is responded to will determine the adversity, rewards/benefits/swag, and potential plot devices for later reference. As evidenced by Tracy's encounter, they will be plausible scenarios that are happening simultaneously and largely independent of Stix' actions, with the potential for no contact at all (which gets stealth Exp).
Generally I roll a few dice, check a few tables, and come up with a side-story. The area is already cleared, so there won't be any tribes of Orcs or nothing, but I'd pretty much come up with a context that depending on how it is responded to will determine the adversity, rewards/benefits/swag, and potential plot devices for later reference. As evidenced by Tracy's encounter, they will be plausible scenarios that are happening simultaneously and largely independent of Stix' actions, with the potential for no contact at all (which gets stealth Exp).
>>54371
Not sure, but in context of that maneuver set it's inferred that allies would have to be in adjacent or threatened squares.
Not sure, but in context of that maneuver set it's inferred that allies would have to be in adjacent or threatened squares.
>>54378
To be fair, airship trips are usually boring
"HOW'D YOU GET A ROYAL FLUSH? WE'RE PLAYING GO FISH"
>smug hiss
To be fair, airship trips are usually boring
"HOW'D YOU GET A ROYAL FLUSH? WE'RE PLAYING GO FISH"
>smug hiss
[1d20+21 = 37]
>>54379
Ogres understand onions.
*gives onion*
Bluff check, to communicate simple message of "Onion?"
>>54379
Ogres understand onions.
*gives onion*
Bluff check, to communicate simple message of "Onion?"
>>54373
Takes in the scenery and takes a deep breath
“This place may be some kind of purgatory, but it still looks nice.”
Continues to roam forward
Takes in the scenery and takes a deep breath
“This place may be some kind of purgatory, but it still looks nice.”
Continues to roam forward
>>54383
Alright, let's get into this.
The airship flies low, and with great displays of the Trump coat of arms (a Dragonne carrying a Football of course) on the ship, so as to distinguish it from whoever the hell originally owned the Ship. Trumpaladin has the Spartans wave down gate keepers upon their arrival within range of the city
Alright, let's get into this.
The airship flies low, and with great displays of the Trump coat of arms (a Dragonne carrying a Football of course) on the ship, so as to distinguish it from whoever the hell originally owned the Ship. Trumpaladin has the Spartans wave down gate keepers upon their arrival within range of the city
>>54388
Seriously?
>>54384
Seriously.
>>54385
The initial landscape of the forest is moderately dense sections of thin trees, about 6" in diameter and 4' apart or less. There is an apparent foot path, but a number of animal trails as well, including what almost appear to be a trail of some sort of disorganized group of tiny feet.
Seriously?
>>54384
Seriously.
>>54385
The initial landscape of the forest is moderately dense sections of thin trees, about 6" in diameter and 4' apart or less. There is an apparent foot path, but a number of animal trails as well, including what almost appear to be a trail of some sort of disorganized group of tiny feet.
>>54390
She relaxes and eats her lunch of ambiguous meat-stuffs, and sends shabby off with a bag of onions in his hand, unless he'd rather sit and eat with her.
She relaxes and eats her lunch of ambiguous meat-stuffs, and sends shabby off with a bag of onions in his hand, unless he'd rather sit and eat with her.
>>54390
Shrugs at the sight of tiny footprints
“Might as well follow this a bit.”
Keeps a look out for animals that may have caused this trail.
Shrugs at the sight of tiny footprints
“Might as well follow this a bit.”
Keeps a look out for animals that may have caused this trail.
>>54394
Well, I kind of just like the image of Tracy sitting back and eating lunch with an ogre. Same reason I had her revive the Fire Giants.
Well, I kind of just like the image of Tracy sitting back and eating lunch with an ogre. Same reason I had her revive the Fire Giants.
>>54394
He also has a bow, but as you can imagine, it is not the easiest weapon for an earth pony to use. He mainly focuses on stealth to avoid direct encounters until a trap is set for his enemy.
He also has a bow, but as you can imagine, it is not the easiest weapon for an earth pony to use. He mainly focuses on stealth to avoid direct encounters until a trap is set for his enemy.
>>54394
Tracy gave him a double-ended bane shortsword when they met. It's for animals and magical beasts.
Tracy gave him a double-ended bane shortsword when they met. It's for animals and magical beasts.
>>54398
As a Ranger, you can choose a combat style. You can choose better range combat, or specialized two-weapon fighting.
The double-weapon can count as two weapons on either end, so he could use it while we figure out what his preferred combat style is.
As a Ranger, you can choose a combat style. You can choose better range combat, or specialized two-weapon fighting.
The double-weapon can count as two weapons on either end, so he could use it while we figure out what his preferred combat style is.
>>54400
She did back at the stables.
She made it in case daddybird needed a little extra "convincing", and the other end was in case she ever saw troll again.
She did back at the stables.
She made it in case daddybird needed a little extra "convincing", and the other end was in case she ever saw troll again.
>>54405
Mostly, because I thought that Tracy wouldn't really care what happened to some guy named Eric if nobody missed him. She mostly just went because she felt like seeing Slovenia.
Mostly, because I thought that Tracy wouldn't really care what happened to some guy named Eric if nobody missed him. She mostly just went because she felt like seeing Slovenia.
>>54413
Not any that a mare like Tracy would bother pursuing.
Fucking around with ogres and whatnot is more interesting to her.
Not any that a mare like Tracy would bother pursuing.
Fucking around with ogres and whatnot is more interesting to her.
>>54418
[layered pony noises]
Tracy makes an "Ooof!" noise as the bag of layers smacks her where it hurts.
[layered pony noises]
Tracy makes an "Ooof!" noise as the bag of layers smacks her where it hurts.
[1d20 = 16]
And Tracy is whonked for a total of 18 layers of damage in the face. Alright, first round, the ogre is doing a full round attack with the layers, so 3 attacks. Just kidding, its only one attack.
And Tracy is whonked for a total of 18 layers of damage in the face. Alright, first round, the ogre is doing a full round attack with the layers, so 3 attacks. Just kidding, its only one attack.
And so it came to pass we wuz Mormons n sheeit that Tracy was beaten upside the face with a bag full of layers. And the dice saw that it was good.
>>54429
That lands. The bag tears open, spilling layers all over the ground. The ogre looks at the shrivelled bag and creams in rage.
That lands. The bag tears open, spilling layers all over the ground. The ogre looks at the shrivelled bag and creams in rage.
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>>54439
DC for her Cause Fear is 10, although all of her enemies take a -2 penalty on all saving throws 'cuz Aura of Despair
[scary pony noises]
DC for her Cause Fear is 10, although all of her enemies take a -2 penalty on all saving throws 'cuz Aura of Despair
[scary pony noises]
[1d20+1 = 6]
>>54439
Especially raw onions.
Okay, the Death Gaze is a standard action, as is the fear effect, so only 1/round. Rolling to see if he died
>>54439
Especially raw onions.
Okay, the Death Gaze is a standard action, as is the fear effect, so only 1/round. Rolling to see if he died
>>54444
>dem quads
... I wan't meaninh to kill him.
>Death Gaze
I was using Doom: Causes enemy to become shaken...
Do the eyes of Doom have a Death Gaze Effect?
>dem quads
... I wan't meaninh to kill him.
>Death Gaze
I was using Doom: Causes enemy to become shaken...
Do the eyes of Doom have a Death Gaze Effect?
>>54446
Oh, whoops, I was thinking Finger of Death for some reason.
Shabby is not kill, he's just hella shaken, cuz for a moment he really thought he was kill
Oh, whoops, I was thinking Finger of Death for some reason.
Shabby is not kill, he's just hella shaken, cuz for a moment he really thought he was kill
>>54447
We are gathered in the sight of God, to mourn the second passing of Sir Shabby.
He was a good ogre, with plenty of layers. And he died as he lived, surrounded by onions.
F
We are gathered in the sight of God, to mourn the second passing of Sir Shabby.
He was a good ogre, with plenty of layers. And he died as he lived, surrounded by onions.
F
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Trumpaladin's faggot screams internally
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>>54448
Tracy looks Shabby dead in the eye, and pushes to him object with an ungodly look that passes beyond cultural borders
>'Eat the fucking onion!'
Tracy looks Shabby dead in the eye, and pushes to him object with an ungodly look that passes beyond cultural borders
>'Eat the fucking onion!'
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>>54455
Double dubs speak the truth
But speaking of boredom, Stix is stuck wandering a forest with no idea if he has made it to his destination. Will this be the last of poor Stix?
Double dubs speak the truth
But speaking of boredom, Stix is stuck wandering a forest with no idea if he has made it to his destination. Will this be the last of poor Stix?
Snek looks very smug as Torc flips a table. Fake paper money and cards fly everywhere, and some plastic houses hit Trump.
>>54461
No, you don't just fucking have a thing because you think you asked for a permanent spell. You never asked for that, for one, it didn't happen, there'd be consequences, and GM never approved it
No, you don't just fucking have a thing because you think you asked for a permanent spell. You never asked for that, for one, it didn't happen, there'd be consequences, and GM never approved it
>>54466
That's not what they're called, that's what we've taken to calling them. Besides, Stix is completely unaware of that tidbit, that was just a teaser to the other players
That's not what they're called, that's what we've taken to calling them. Besides, Stix is completely unaware of that tidbit, that was just a teaser to the other players
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[1d20+4 = 7]
>>54464
Sense motive check, to try to figure out why this ill-guided ogre doesn't understand the glory of onions.
>>54464
Sense motive check, to try to figure out why this ill-guided ogre doesn't understand the glory of onions.
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Where's Mr. McRib?
Meanwhile, Trump, Torcuil, and all assembled arrive at Sparintenar to a massive fanfare. The Sparintenar group retire to their respective squads n shit, while Trump and Torcuil (and Infernius?) are give proper rooms to rest and retire before a phatty banquet.
>>54479
>doesn't like parfait
Well wtf does he like then?!
Tracy appears greatly frustrated, and decides to leave the ogre to his own devices as she resumes her lonely lunch. She returns to the table in the mess hall to finish her mystery-meat sandwich, alone, again.
>doesn't like parfait
Well wtf does he like then?!
Tracy appears greatly frustrated, and decides to leave the ogre to his own devices as she resumes her lonely lunch. She returns to the table in the mess hall to finish her mystery-meat sandwich, alone, again.
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>>54483
As Tracy sadly makes her way, the ogre takes the opportunity to run flailing out of the Tower and ff to parts unknown.
I am sad for Tracy, but it wasn't going to happen. The thing had 6 Int
As Tracy sadly makes her way, the ogre takes the opportunity to run flailing out of the Tower and ff to parts unknown.
I am sad for Tracy, but it wasn't going to happen. The thing had 6 Int
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>>54491
>both serial killers
I didn't know there was a competition.
>both serial killers
I didn't know there was a competition.
>>54489
Hey, where'd these feels come from?
>>54491
"You didn't get told to "stay behind and watch the kids" make sure nothing eats the port," Thez mutters to no-one in particular, re-entering the tower.
Hey, where'd these feels come from?
>>54491
"You didn't get told to "stay behind and watch the kids" make sure nothing eats the port," Thez mutters to no-one in particular, re-entering the tower.
Tracy decides to test out the goat figurines to see if one of them will eat lunch with her.
>>54497
Only 2 remain. Torcuil took the one with the really long horns, and Thez took the wee one with little nub-horns. There's a large one with twisty horns, and a medium sized one with rams horns.
Only 2 remain. Torcuil took the one with the really long horns, and Thez took the wee one with little nub-horns. There's a large one with twisty horns, and a medium sized one with rams horns.
>>54498
Did any of the Sparintenar soldiers have anything to say to Trumpaladin before entering the city?
Did any of the Sparintenar soldiers have anything to say to Trumpaladin before entering the city?
"So, a banquet? I thought you said I could just drop you off."
Snek slaps Torc for being a lil bitch
Snek slaps Torc for being a lil bitch
>>54506
At the speaking of its name, the statue crumbles, and instead a gaseous form coalesces, then shifts into a material form, and appears as a giant and ridiculously muscle-bound goat with steam drifting off of it.
https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8
At the speaking of its name, the statue crumbles, and instead a gaseous form coalesces, then shifts into a material form, and appears as a giant and ridiculously muscle-bound goat with steam drifting off of it.
https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8
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Does he appreciate the can, or is he like that autistic ogre who doesn't like parfait?
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>>54517
Tracy puts on a look of satisfaction and gently pets the big goat on the head as she turns to the second figurine.
Tracy puts on a look of satisfaction and gently pets the big goat on the head as she turns to the second figurine.
>>54519
>Goats areallegedly indiscriminate eaters
Goats will eat pretty much anything they can chew and swallow
>Goats are
Goats will eat pretty much anything they can chew and swallow
https://youtu.be/eGslweDOihs
One of these days I'm gonna compile a 4chan's greatest hits playlist and force my coworkers to listen to it
One of these days I'm gonna compile a 4chan's greatest hits playlist and force my coworkers to listen to it
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>>54533
https://youtu.be/x6TCnh5B8-w
As Tracy activates the other statue, ambient music suddenly starts up. The Goat materializes very much like it appears in video, and behaves comparably, accompanied by the strange music.
>>54535
My ninja-shitpost station is not complete yet
https://youtu.be/x6TCnh5B8-w
As Tracy activates the other statue, ambient music suddenly starts up. The Goat materializes very much like it appears in video, and behaves comparably, accompanied by the strange music.
>>54535
My ninja-shitpost station is not complete yet
>>54537
There's not too much to it. A burner "pay-as-you-go" internet phone account (card), a tethered laptop, and an extension cord running down under my machine. I gotta check fluid levels every 1/2 hour or so,....
There's not too much to it. A burner "pay-as-you-go" internet phone account (card), a tethered laptop, and an extension cord running down under my machine. I gotta check fluid levels every 1/2 hour or so,....
>>54536
Tracy, Impressed by his performance, offers the goat a tin can, and a parfait, which she also gives to Infuego.
What's this goat's name?
Tracy, Impressed by his performance, offers the goat a tin can, and a parfait, which she also gives to Infuego.
What's this goat's name?
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