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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1302 replies and 175 files omitted.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54134
54137
>>54131
“I definitely didn’t mean for it to sound like I was planning to hit on her. Sorry about that. I will keep that in mind and ask her about these foresters.”
>>54132
“And this pony is around this area?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54135
54137 54138 54140
Where are the characters atm?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54137
54139 54150 54151
>>54134
"We don't know where she is at the moment. She was scared off it seemed after a conflict a party member. The last we knew of her she was prancing through thick forest - hard to say where. I do know there is a grove that at least used to be her central location"

>>54135
Talking to each other while GM is busy
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54138
>>54135
Mine is with yours of course, but I think theirs are on a airship, if I remember correctly.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54139
54141
>>54137
I had Tracy leave off to the forest to investigate the disappearances, I figured yours was on his way to Sparta.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54140
>>54135
Im with trump.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54141
54142
>>54139
We could just say they are ready to do whatever and thus are away from each other, but it's a lot more fun and productive to have the characters talk to each other since we can't investigate or approach sparta or what have you while GM is busy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54142
54143
>>54141
Yeah, but I'd like to know who's present, because my character may behave differently around others.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54143
54144 54148
>>54142
Uh... well, in that case, I think Stix, Infernius, Trumpaladin, and Tracy are together
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54144
54145
>>54143
He's not going to Sparta?
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54145
54146
>>54144
He is
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54146
54147
>>54145
Tracy is going into the woods to put a knife through something. She let Stix tag along, because she said he was a huntsman, but she wouldn't force him if he stayed back at the tower.

Either way, it's getting pretty late, so Tracy's faggot might just turn in.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54147
54148
>>54146
>>54092
Yeah, Stix is with Tracy.

And goodnight.

Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54148
54149 54168
>>54143
>>54147
Gm fell asleep i bet.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54149
54150
>>54148
I believe so too. >>54068 was one of the last ones he posted.

Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54150
54151
>>54149
Does Stix have a response to Trumpaladin's statement in >>54137 or does he just leave it at that?

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54151
54153
>>54150
Sorry, must have missed that one.
>>54137
I would definitely like to know where is grove is, and if you want to talk about it, the fight that happened.
/A8XB
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No.54153
54155 54164 54190 54191 54198
>>54151
"The grove where she used to stay was over in that direction" Trumpaladin points into the forest that is near the tower in a specific direction. Please assume for the sake of the scene that the characters happened to meet each other at the one ground level exit/entrance to the tower as Stix and Tracy were heading to the mill, Torcuil and Trumpaladin are heading outside to the airship, while infernius is back

"It's a grove over there, a meadow, with a small stream and a large tree. It will be charred in many places. In fact, tracking the fire damage may be the simplest way to distinguish it. I do not know if she will be there or if she is elsewhere. I can say for sure that she doesn't come out out for everyone. She may though for you.

She is a Celestial Charger, a celestial Unicorn gaurdian of the forest. Very powerful. Very Beautiful. She has two proclivities that dominate her behavior. To ease the suffering of other beings, whatever they may be. And to sow the seeds of discord and enjoy the show. It was when she was satisfying her lust for choas that she made the mistake of humiliating our Tracy Cage. And Tracy went after her for it. She tried several times to kill her, although all she got for it was more embarrassment. The unicorn guardian got away. She is called... Trollestia. She also managed to piss off Torcuil, even though she took a liking to the magician"
\r
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54155
54156
>>54153
“Very interesting. I will definitely check that out when I come back. She seems like a paradox. She wants to help others, yet cause strife. Can’t wait to see how that goes.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54156
54157 54164
>>54155
"Yeah, I noticed. 'Choatic Good.' Humpf! Hasn't worked out terribly well for myself or Tracy. Torcuil could have had a better time as well"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54157
54158
>>54156
“If she hasn’t been much help to you guys, how do you think I will fair with her?”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54158
54159 54164
>>54157
"She is the physical incarnation of the adage "be careful what you wish for." Approach her only with good intentions, appeal to her sense of compassion, and you will do well. She helped me to find a pony secluded in the forest before. But be careful of what you approach her for. She just might give you exactly what you asked.

There are none who know at least this forest better though, that I can tell you. A superb tracker and child of nature - a wild spirit"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54159
54160
>>54158
“Plan out what I say and do and only for good, got it.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54160
54161 54164
>>54159
"Also, don't murder innocent NPCs before going to her. Don't try to assassinate her sneakily. And if you want to use her to home-invasion-rob someone be thoughtful of how those people might respond to being robbed. And for the love of God, don't try to have sex with her. Because if you do those things, you're gonna have a bad time. Or a good time, followed by the logical consequences of your actions."
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54161
54162
>>54160
“Don’t worry, plus I will ask for advice from the others if you think they will be willing to give some.”
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54162
54163 54164
>>54161
"From the others? Do you mean party members? Tracy certainly isn't over her grudge against Trollestia. She'll try to kill her" *laughs* "Good luck to her on that"
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54163
54166
>>54162
“But besides all that, you think Trollestia will come out for me? Why is that? What makes me special?”
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54164
54166
>>54153
>>54156
>>54158
>>54160
>>54162
He's not saying this while Tracy's around, right?
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54165
*goes back to bed*
/A8XB
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No.54166
54167
>>54163
"Well, you aren't going to her with the intention to kill her or burn her grove down until she comes out - I think. That makes you a more desirable appointment to keep than her last visitor to the grove. I guess the two of you like animals and like the forest. You like doing good and keeping evil at bay. That will get you far. She took a definite liking to the mage... He just didn't like her back, after she embarrassed him one time, he was done with her. Not a wise decision I think. She has incredible levels of power and knowledge. Quality waifu material as well"

>>54164
He's definitely stupid enough to say that stuff in her presence, but at least the later posts were sort of written under the assumption she had slipped away or moved further ahead or something. So I don't know
\r
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54167
54170
>>54166
“Not sure why I would want to hurt her. Maybe I will find out why later, but she seems nice enough. I just got to keep us both in control. What chance do you think I have in getting her help?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54168
54169 54172 54174
>>54148
... yeah
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54169
>>54168
Welcome back. Although, I’m not sure how much longer I can stay wake as well...
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54170
54171 54207
>>54167
"Well, as I said before, her motivations are relieving the suffering of others, and sowing discord. If your request fulfills one or both of those, she'll grant it. If not, then she will not. I'm not sure about a request for Training. The mage wanted to be trained to be a ranger, but he never went through with it. Just don't try to seduce her or kill her as soon as you see her and you'll do better than we did."
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54171
54173
>>54170
“Alright. I will see what I can do when I get back.”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54172
54173
>>54168
I head to the airship.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54173
54176 54188 54189
>>54171
So Styx is heading out to meet Trollestia?
>>54172
Thez is there, groggily stretching and having just woke up from a nap.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54174
54175 54176
>>54168
And Trumpaladin is on his way to Sparintenar in the airship, along with the Generals, Fae, and all of the Spartan Auxilaries
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54175
54177
>>54174
Thez wonders how she managed to sleep through all these people coming on board without waking up. Does that mean that they left Infernius behind, or did he go with them?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54176
>>54173
"Thez hurry up we leaveing for gnome city."
>>54174
Hold on faggot
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54177
54178
>>54175
I guess it's everyone there except for Tracy and Stix. Thez should probably stay in town though
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54178
54179
>>54177
Yea
"Thez please watch town and ready men in case anything happens"
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54179
54180
>>54178
"Awwww!"
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54180
>>54179
*infernuis leans in*
we'll cuddle all night when we get back.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54181
At what point was Brad talking to Stix about all that? Tracy's reactions may depend on the circumstances.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54182
Also, I just figured out that Infernius could probably be polymorphed permanently if he wanted moar Str and less Int. With Polymorph Any Object, less-drastic changes are permanent, especially since a Minotaur has less Int than a half-orc, and Infernius already looks like a Minotaur.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54184
54185 54186 54188
>>53967
*suppressed urge to write-up autistic backstory for Mr. Bones*
Anonymous
oN4Tn
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No.54185
54186
1518766770352-1.png
>>54184

Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54186
54187 54188 54197 54230
bones bard2.png
>>54184
>>54185
Mr. Bones, previously, was a lvl 36 Demilich Bard, and the leader of the Undead Death Metal Band, Los Huesos Vibrantes for 666 years. In his time, he was infamous for his terrific skill in Sonic and fear-based magick, especially with his Greater Doot. He was summoned (illegally) across the extra-dimensional border from from the realm of the dead by a powerful Thaumaturgist in the Imperial Court City in the last attack on the Port, and would've made a significant difference in the last battle by inspiring all of the skeleton into dance, had he not rolled a fucking 1 in his Perform check at the start of the battle. As he was preparing to annihilate the entire stadium at once with a maximized Sympathetic Vibration, his Horn of blasting exploded, causing him to lose all of his magick gems, and thus his power and memories. He was reduced to a mindless skeleton, and wandered the back alleys of Port Barry, until Tracy found him and took him home on a whim. To this day, he haunts the tower as a humble butler and housekeeper. He cannot speak, he can only doot.
Just made that up on the fly. I know it's kind of corny.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54187
>>54186
Its Not bad.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54188
>>54184
I would like to see that
>>54173
Stix will head out once Tracy is finished showing him around this mill.
>>54186
*mind blown*
That is an amazing legend. One for the ages. I would see that in theaters.
Now I need to come up with my character’s backstory.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54189
54190
>>54173
I thought Trollestia wasn't in the region anymore? Is she still around?
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54190
54191
>>54189
He claims she appears to those she seems worthy that enter some grove. That’s how it was explained it at least. >>54153
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54191
54192 54205
>>54190
>she appears to those she seems worthy that enter some grove
Metafaggotry:
Nonsense. The only one who's ever met her there is Tracy.
Tracy's been staking out the grove for weeks in case the white cunt came back. She was even going to open a monster ranch there.
Tracy hasn't said any of that though, she would've been relatively silent as she walked towards the mill, looking for signs of trouble.
>>54153
Did Brad say all this before or after they left? Tracy wouldn't have waited for them to finish talking before she went off on her own.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54192
54193
>>54191
Well if she didn't want to listen to any of it then I guess she didn't hear it
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54193
54194
>>54192
What I'm asking is: did Stix stay there to talk to Brad, or did he go off with Tracy? I'm confused as to where the characters are atm.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54194
54195
>>54193
I’m confused as well. I know I did talk to him, so if you were to continue without me, I would have been left behind.
Anonymous
wRUJL
?
No.54195
>>54194
I had Tracy start speaking after she left, so I'm confused as to what she would've said too...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54196
54199 54200
Well, either way, Tracy would've gone off to the general area around the mill to investigate the rumor she heard earlier that week. It shouldn't have taken her that long to reach the mill at her speed.

Do I roll Gather Information, or Search to investigate further?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54197
>>54186
I kek'd
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54198
54200
>>54153
I'm confused, when did Brad start speaking here?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54199
54201
>>54196
I know basically nothing about D&D, but gather info sounds like reading information or interrogation. Search sounds like gathering clues or finding something that isn’t obvious.
Anonymous
/A8XB
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No.54200
54202
>>54196
I'd do gather information to talk to the foreman first, then Slovenia, then minor NPCs,
and then do a search check inside and outside, unless their information leads her to investigate elsewhere


>>54198
When Infernius decided to ignore the distance that separated the characters... So yeah, I am not sure. Just respond to it how you want to
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54201
>>54199
Gather Information is essentially asking around town. Search is looking for clues.
Survival is used for Tracking.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54202
54203
>>54200
Well did he take the time to speak with Stix or did he not, because that'll affect how Tracy responded.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54203
>>54202
And where? Was he on the airship?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54204
What spell do you use to craft a weapon of Sharpness? I want one.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54205
54206
>>54191
I want to help you open the monster ranch ill give some men to assit when i can spare them.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54206
54208
>>54205
I was thinking of using Tracy's (potential) followers to manage the ranch. He could help with it if he wanted to, I guess.
I want to raise big things.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54207
54209
I guess I will attempt to fix the situation of the fractured placement of Stix by asking Trumpaladin the way to the mill. Mabye we can get back on track that way.
>>54170
“So, Tracy said there was this mill. Can you point me in the right direction?”
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54208
>>54206
I want to raise a giant yellow eye.
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54209
54210 54212
>>54207
"The mills is that way, down the dirt path. A bit east of town. The foreman is named Alan and the unicorn Tracy told you of earlier is named Slovenia"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54210
>>54209
“Thank you sir. I best not keep them waiting any longer. Best of luck while I’m gone.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54211
54213
So, how long would Tracy have been there before Stix found his way there? I'm trying to set the scene.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54212
>>54209
Tracy only mentioned Slovenia after she started walking towards the mill.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54213
54214
>>54211
I would guess the description of the basic backstory of Trollestia and a brief summary of her exploits would take around fifteen minutes to explain, maybe. That would be my guess. Then tack on travel time.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54214
>>54213
I'm only wondering, because his delay would've given Tracy several actions worth of time to investigate before he found his way there.
I guess we could just wait for GM.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54215
54216 54217
I'll be able to play about 7 est. In the meantime the party can take the arship to visit the Spartans and then the Gnomes if they'd like
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54216
>>54215
Torc was driving, so you wouldn't need to be there for him to drop off the others on his way to the city.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54217
54218 54219
>>54215
It never fails. I always come on right as someone has left or is leaving
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54218
>>54217
Captain on the bridge! Welcome back.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54219
54221
>>54217
*dabs*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54220
*channels divegrass NrG*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54221
54231 54248
9B70703D-8E70-4978-83C9-74177713032E.gif
>>54219
You have dabbed so hard, you get a dead normie meme to celebrate your accomplishment!
don’t tell anyone I still get a laugh out of it, please
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54222
54223 54224
Alright, so Infernius, Torcuil, Trump, the Generals, the Spartans, the Kitchen Sink, and everyone EXCEPT Tracy, Styx, and Thez are all off on a grand and merry adventure to speak to both Baz and the rest of Sparintenar, and Krenshall (blah-blah-blah) the Gnomish city.
Meanwhile Tracy attempts to find clues to possible situation going on in the Port, and Styx is gathering info at the mill(?)
wRUJL
?
No.54223
54225
[1d20+23 = 40]
>>54222
Rolling to Gather Information further.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54224
>>54222
“I was separated from Tracy and had just started to head to the mill. Thus Tracy gets some turns before I show up.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54225
54226
severed-hand-main-1-600x600.jpg
>>54223
Tracy finds a severed hand near one of the machines of the mill.
wRUJL
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No.54226
54227
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>54225
>Not drying the hand and adding it to your collection
"What a waste."
Tracy puts on a look of sleight disgust, and inspects further too see if the hand is freshly cut or older.
She then pockets the hand, and puts her nose to the ground to investigate for further clues (blood, footprints, anything that shows signs of activity).
Search check
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54227
54228 54251
>>54226
The hand is actually a costume prop, apparently a practical joke and inauthentic.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54228
>>54227
"Awww..."
Tracy is visibly disappointed, and continues looking around the area.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54230
54232
>>54186
None of the party members would be able to know this though. He's just a skeleton to this day.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54231
54232
1504869588546.png
>>54221
Thank you my friend.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54232
54233 54235
>>54230
How long would you suppose it would take Stix to arrive at the mill at this point?
>>54231
Any time
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54233
54235
>>54232
Idk anymore, desu...
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54234
54236 54238 54241
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do with the drunken sailor?
What shall we do witht the drunken sailor,
Early in the morning?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54235
54237 54239
>>54232
It wouldn't take that long
>>54233
Tracy isn't finding anything around the mill. No new information is available, but neither has the missing person been seen.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54236
54240
>>54234
"Throw him off the airship"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54237
>>54235
Alright, then I should arrive at the mill about now and meet up with Tracy.
“Hey there. Sorry I’m late.”
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54238
54240 54241
>>54234
"Uh.... Put him in a bed with the captain's daughter??"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54239
54242
>>54235
Tracy's interest begins to waiver as she finds that there's nothing to be stabbed. She wanders for a little bit before she considers turning back.
Is there anyone at the mill at the moment?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54240
54246
>>54236
"Remind me to teach you shanties later"
>>54238
"Eh, that'll work"
>continues singing shanties
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54241
>>54234
I cant stop listening to this song now. It’s so catchy!
>>54238
Yeah, to punish the drunk sailor. The captain would be pissed.

Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54242
54243 54244
>>54239
Yes, there is a complete idiot with no ability to regulate the volume of his voice. His name is Jerry, feel free to chat with him.

Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54243
54245
>>54242
I take it this is another 'Barry's face' situation?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54244
54245
>>54242
"'Sup?" Tracy asks out of boredom, hoping she won't regret asking
9hwZT
?
No.54245
54247
[1d20 = 4]
>>54243
I haven't decided yet.
>>54244
"Hey there, what's up?" he says, leaning expertly on his broom.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54246
54248
>>54240
"Zhantie?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54247
54249
>>54245
"'Nothin' really. I just heard some rumors about people disappearing around here. I figured I'd check to see if anyone was poaching my- I mean - disturbing the peace." Tracy says, with a slight stutter
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54248
54252 54256
>>54246
"You know, a work song?"
>>54221
WOAH
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54249
54250 54253
>>54247
"Oh yeah! Eric hasn't been here for like 5 days now! I MEAN NORMALLY HE'S CONSISTENT AND RELIABLE, but I don't know. Maybe he got caught up, YOU KNOW? RIGHT?" He laughs excessively at his own humorless comment.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54250
54251
>>54249
>INB4 it's Eric's hand
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54251
54254
>>54250
>>54227

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54252
54254
>>54248
You heard this jig before?
https://youtu.be/PEFQc2eP17k
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54253
54255
>>54249
Tracy's ears flatten against her head momentarily at the outburst, but she still appears interested
"..So.. This Eric guy, where was he last seen?"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54254
>>54251
>inb4 I'm a fucking idiot
>>54252
No, but I like it
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54255
>>54253
Jerry proceeds to supply all kinds of excessive details and anecdotes about people who Tracy has no idea of. First its Cody, then its Austin, then its Jose, then its not that Jose, its the other Jose,....
After about a 5 minute - and very loud - exploration of every little detail Jerry could think of, Tracy realizes that he has told her absolutely nothing of value, but without realizing it. He seems quite pleased.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54256
54257
>>54248
"Sounds like negros be good at that."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54257
54259
>>54256
"Nah, mainly merchants. I don't know if the negros had any well known work songs..."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54258
54259 54262
It wouldn't a massive fucking pointless argument if Tracy killed Jerry, will it? That's what she'd normally be inclined to do.
Tracy's eye twitches with irritation for a moment, as she considers putting a knife through Jerry before leaving, but then stops realizing that that would make it even more complicated to search for a missing person.
"Bye." Tracy says flatly, as she walks out of the mill in a huff.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54259
54260 54261
>>54258
What race is jerry?
>>54257
"Are the (((merchants))) or merchants hou are talking about?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54260
>>54259
By all appearances and indication, he's a white guy
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54261
54268
>>54259
"Good merchants. The kinds with the big ass boats, and not big ass noses. Think Pirates with less stealing"
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54262
54263
>>54258
Why didn't you ask Slovenia or Alan? They actually know shit and aren't annoying
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54263
54264
Tracy goes back towards the tower to check out her ogre corpse.
>>54019
Can she check out that item?
>>54262
Well, I assumed neither were there, since they weren't listed when Tracy looked around.
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54264
54265
>>54263
Normally Alan will ask "who the fuck are you, why are you here, and what do you want" any time you near the mill. Probably worth asking where the guy lived or frequented, since that could get to the next location for clues
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54265
54266
>>54264
Tracy does that before she leaves then.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54266
54267 54269
>>54265
now is as good a time as any to get there, right?
Stix wanders inside the mill.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54267
54271
>>54266
Yeah, sure. It'd be easy enough to get there.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54268
54287
>>54261
"Me hate pirates"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54269
54270 54271
So what is it? Did she leave after talking to Jerry? Is she sticking around to find Adam?
>>54266
What is Styx looking for in particular?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54270
>>54269
Tracy would've looked to see if there was anyone else worth talking to before she left.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54271
54272
>>54267
“So, how goes it?”
Slowly takes in the surroundings.
>>54269
Tracy told Stix to look for the carpenter here to learn more skills, such as crafting.

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54272
54273
>>54271
"Haven't found very much so far.." Tracy says as she steps away from the talkative hoo-man
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54273
54274
>>54272
Stares at the human a bit and says to him:
“And you don’t know anything?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54274
54275 54278
>>54273
Jerry very loudly says the exact things he told Tracy, which was all of nothing (unless you count anecdotes about the one time they attended a festival a few years back, and other useless facts), proving that no he does not know anything. Its not that he doesn't know anything, its that he has no filter and he doesn't realize that all the information he offers is irrelevant and inconsequential.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54275
54276
>>54274
Is Tracy able to find Adam?
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54276
54277
>>54275
"No, its the weekend. He'll probably be at the Rusty Duck."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54277
54281 54282
>>54276
Tracy peeks around to see if Slovenia is there.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54278
54279
>>54274
“Well, tell Austin that he needs to take a break now and then. He is going to overwork himself at this rate.”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54279
54280
>>54278
o_O
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54280
54282
>>54279
Pretending to have actually listened
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54281
54284
>>54277
Turns to Tracy
“So, do we check out this Rusty... Duck was it? What kind of name is that?”
9hwZT
?
No.54282
54284 54295
[1d100 = 27]
>>54280
Got it
>>54277
Slovenia seems to have taken the trebuchet out for some target practice.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54283
Also, the item Tracy got was an Oil, wrapped in a piece of leather hide to prevent breaking. It was obviously too small for a Ogre to use.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54284
54285 54286
>>54281
"Let me see how Woody's doing first. It's been a while since we've spoke."
>>54282
Tracy heads towards the testing grounds, or wherever it is Slovenia does her target practice.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54285
54286
>>54284
Waves goodbye to Jerry and follow Tracy, curious to meet this carpenter.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54286
54288 54289
Alright, enough of that divegrass nonsense.
>>54284
>>54285
Just outside the wall around the Mill is the testing area, where Slovenia briskly gives direction to two of the Fight Club survivors. Tracy and Styx arrive just as a boulder explodes against a large rock outcropping a fair distance down the field.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54287
54290 54292
>>54268
"Well imagine capitalist pirates. Instead of stealing they buy and sell stuff depending on where it's needed."
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54288
54292
>>54286
"'Sup, Woody." Tracy says, turning to watch the dust settle in the distance
"Machinery working well?"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54289
>>54286
Studies the device that launched a rock and wonders how come he didn’t think to try making one, it seems possible to be made out of found materials in the forest.
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54290
54291
>>54287
"That's just taking advantage of arbitrage"
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54291
>>54290
"You're sounding like a commie right about now."
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54292
54293 54294 54295
>>54287
This is your fault you know
https://youtu.be/i8ju_10NkGY
>>54288
"Oh, Tracy! TRACY!" she runs up and hugs Tracy. "This device is wonderful! I've never seen anything like it, but its so remarkably simple. And watch!" she says as a humanoid figure made out of watermelons is placed in the target area. The Watermelons have "Will" written on the torso. Just as she's about to launch, she stops and looks at Tracy. "You try," she offers, with an enthusiastic look on her face.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54293
54296
>>54292
"With pleasure." Tracy says, grinning as she takes a moment to inspect the device and see how the controls work
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54294
>>54292
"This guy right here is named Stix. He just arrived at the tower."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54295
54297 54298 54299 54555
>>54292
>implying I don't like that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zxFuMawrDc
>>54292
>>54282
>trebuchet
>SUPERIOR SIEGE WEAPONRY
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54296
54299
>>54293
Tracy launches the trebuchet.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54297
54301 54302
>>54295
the best form of cancer
>>53728
>cancerous
Again, OP is physic

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54298
54300
f286db70d865a604b7ff3a88be2cf74e.jpg
>>54295
Agreed.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54299
54303 54304 54308 54309
>>54295
https://youtu.be/DoBwoaWmQHw
>>54296
With a loud <WHUDDDDD> the mechanism releases, sending the boulder soaring high overhead,... eventually coming down and absolutely obliterating the target dummy in question.
"I... imagine if that was a person," Slovenia says with a wistful look in her eyes. "Oh I'm sorry, please forgive me. Stix is it (is it with an I or a Y?)? It is good to meet you. I'm frequently called Slovenia, but the millers have taken to call me 'the saw horse'," she says with a bit of pride.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54300
1vb3n98b43ux.png
JKaQxBI.png
CyvFOpkUUAEbem5.jpg
owtwhjw7sbsx.jpg
u0kxRbP.jpg
>>54298
Trebuchet memes are the best memes.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54301
54302
AMagicalPlace.PNG
>>54297
We've always been cancerous m8
example
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54302
54307
the_dungeon_master_by_moulinbleu-d61u428.jpg
>>54297
>psychic
You have no idea
>>54301
Ah, the flag shenanigens. We should do that again one of these days.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54303
54305
Smug woodhoers.png
>>54299
>the saw horse
TOPKEK

She looks like a recolored Fleur-de-lis btw, with bits of sawdust in her mane.
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54304
54306
>>54299
What is this weeb ass shit?
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54305
54309
>>54303
Reeeee! GM said she also has the pink hair.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54306
>>54304
LOL
That is /jp/'s goal horn. Its epic troll-worthy
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54307
54310
>>54302
I get extra autistic when my flag gets changed desu.. Like with those Schulz shenanigans.. That's actually why I never bothered with a custom flag.
Sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54308
54310
>>54299
Stix with an I
“It’s a pleasure to meet you. I was told you are the best carpenter all around and know about the forest area. I figure your the one to talk to in order to get used to the land.”

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54309
54311
>>54305
Nah, then she'd look just like Fleur-de-lis. No fun having an exact clone as a character.
>>54299
I can't believe I watched that whole video..
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54310
54312
>>54307
I stopped using a custom cuz A. I lose it anyway anytime I reset my browser, and B. Cuz if I ever need to distinguish myself in thread I can just blow someone up or something.
The weird thing is I feel more compelled to post when I have a custom flag. Weird. Oh well, if I ever feel like being a nuisance I'll get another one. ^_^
>>54308
"Well its no wonder, these humans have never worked with Unicorn magic before. Speaking of which, are you,... also from Equestria?"
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54311
54313
>>54309
Well she's obviously unique in personality. What does it matter if she has a nice fitting mane color rather than something ugly?
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54312
54314
>>54310
“Yes. Though, I don’t seem to remember too much of it at the moment. I bet it has something to do with coming here in the manner I did.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54313
>>54311
I prefer the blue mane and amber eyes.
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54314
54316
>>54312
"I see. Was your arrival,... adverse? Mine was. I did not find my way into the company of Tracy and her allies until a long while had passed. You're fortunate to have arrived here rightly,... this world is not like Equestria," she says, recalling undesirable treatment.
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54316
54317
>>54314
“I wish I could remember, but I am told I died to arrive here. I suppose that is correct, however, all I remember is working for a client by clearing out some land of magical creatures.”
Steps a little closer to the device
“Very nice contraption, what do you call it?”
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54317
54318 54319 54320
>>54316
"Its a Trebuchet. The skinny, nerdy-looking guy came up with the design. That reminds me!" she <BANG> teleports away. Not long afterward she <BANG> teleports back holding a heavily scribbled-on piece of graphing paper. "Hive viss dho himmm," she says, offering Tracy the piece of paper. "Since the Trebuchet doesn't involve gunpowder or an impact force to launch, it should be possible to make explosive shots!"
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54318
54322
>>54317
“Very interesting. I can’t say I’m the best engineer, but I do like to build with wood.”
Draws on the dirt with his hoof to better picture how the parts go together
“Explosive shots you say? Got a lot of problems that need such ammunition?”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54319
54322
>>54317
Tracy accepts the piece of paper and reads it.
"I heard Eric went missing recently. Was wondering if there was anything dangerous crawling around these parts."
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54320
54321 54327 54330
>>54317
>The skinny, nerdy-looking guy came up with the design.
Oh...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54321
>>54320
kek
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54322
54323 54324
>>54318
She looks at Stix for a moment, clearly drawing conclusions in her head about the degree of explanation he's had so far. "Yes," she says, like that is an understatement. "I'll show you the blue-prints if you like."
>>54319
"I had heard. I almost didn't notice he was missing. He's one of my favorite people when he's not around. Hopefully he makes a habit of it," she says dismissively.

Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54323
>>54322
“If you don’t mind me seeing them, I would love to. I can’t wait to see what kinds of other ways I could build a machine like this.”
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
?
No.54324
54325
>>54322
Tracy, like the mare she is, seems to lose all interest in Eric after realizing he wasn't going to be missed by anyone.
"Alright then, just checking-in to see if anyone was poaching hoo-man resources." She says, turning to leave, remembering she still had shabby's body in her sack
"I had some business back at the tower, I hope you wouldn't mind if I left this blue guy with you for a bit?"
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54325
54326 54329
>>54324
"Poaching? Not that I know of, but I'll let you know if I hear anything. That's fine, I'm glad you stopped by. Let me know what Torcuil thinks of the designs," she says with an eager smile.
Mrs. Sentry
U7JnY
?
No.54326
Fucking lightning.
>>54325
"Sure, I'll let him know." Tracy says, as she trots off towards the tower.
Anonymous
FiIo5
?
No.54327
54328
>>54320
At least she mentioned Torcuil...
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54328
54331
>>54327
Rly?
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54329
54333
>>54325
>eager smile
Should I be scared?
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54330
54332
>>54320
*fists haggis*
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54331
54333
>>54328
“Although you don’t miss your worker, your still down one, correct? Need any help around this place?”
Anonymous
tFvLF
?
No.54332
>>54330
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54333
54334 54335 54339 54345
>>54331
"I wouldn't say we're one down necessarily. Alot of these faggots have gotten used to overly spreading out the workload. TBH, its more of a blessing than anything."
>>54329
Exploding Trebuchet Shots
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54334
54335 54336
>>54333
Can i roll to come up with a concept?

Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54335
54337 54344
>>54333
God I wish my character were there

>>54334
Please stop that shit
Anonymous
9hwZT
?
No.54336
54340 54355
>>54334
Sure. Rolls for ingenuity will receive penalties or bonuses depending on how familiar the character is with the subject matter.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
?
No.54337
54338
>>54335
Im helping with us with it,pal
Anonymous
/A8XB
?
No.54338
54341
>>54337
Cancer
Anonymous
0d6AS
?
No.54339
54344
>>54333
checked
“Well, if you need me to do anything, just ask.”
Turns attention to the forest
“And mind if I check out your forest?”