Can the party avoid tearing each-other's throat out? Can they successfully complete the dungeon and rid Port Barry of the giant glass octahedron that sits motionless a short way off the docks? Will GM have an aneurysm from it all?
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where new faggots (players) are always welcome and previous faggots interact based increasingly loosely on D&D 3.5e core rules.
This thread begins with Thez completing a marvelous and unplanned concert now that she can cast "Dancing lights!" again, and a large crowd has formed around the square, where both Infernius and Trump appear to be intending to address the crowd, Thez having vacated the impromptu stage with several bouquets of flowers and adoring cheers from the crowd.
She has obscene skill pertaining to "Perform"
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>52465
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
It's disgusting how a bunch of SJWs were able to do so much damage to a beloved character.
They muted her, changed her name, cut her out of future non-tertiary appearances, and even tried to erase her personality from history; all that because she was "offensive".
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>>52475
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
I always have those Energy-Draining claws, just wondering if there was a slightly less wasteful method..
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>looking through old and stale bread
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
>tfw I see I've been using the wrong stats
>tfw when I like the wrong stats more
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>>52477
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
Eh, I like the fluff. If there's nothing to gain, it may as well look gruesome and sacrificial. Was going to offer to let Thez use them herself, but Brad deleted everything..
In the end, that's what they're for: rending precious XP from PC characters and flushing it all down the toilet.
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I just realized Tracy can't wear the Cloak of Charisma and the Robe of Scintillating colors at the same time...
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Tracy Cage had expected her husbando to chase mares from Slavic Unicorns to Celestial Chargers to Dragons in Disguise. But him going after the Dwelf's Bull was so out of left field, so "what the fuck," that it took her by complete surprise
infernuis Preston
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
CG
HD 15d8 + 60
H.6'7
Str=21/38 +5/+14
Dex=9 -1
Con=18 +4
Intelligence=10 0
Wis 13 +1
Cha 16 +3
ac 18
hp 135
Fort Refl Will +10 +5 +10
Armor
the bracers of armor +4
Weapon(s)
Zweihander(fire)
Spell like abilites
"Uatchit"(girl) (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly". "burn" flaming sword. "shush" to turn off
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting
psionic powers
catfall
farhand
Precognition,
Defensive
inventory
the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might. +12 str,
(wedding)Regen ring(minotuar horn) , belt +5 str gloves of sparking 8 grenades ring of protection +1 ac
cleric domains
natsoc (hitler)
animal
Good
skills
14 craft(blacksmithing)
10 knowledge(religion)
10 Concentration
3 knowledge(history)
6 Heal
14 spellcraft
4 intimidation
2 tracking
4 handle animal
>>52495
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
Are the Infernal Arms of Relentless Might basically an artifact version of Bracers of Relentless might, minus the Con bonus?
Also, what class do you get those Psi Powers from?
>>52494
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
Screw the maces.
Tracy trains with Infernius for Mobility.
Acrobatic performances should count as Mobility Training.
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>>52483
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478
Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]
>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
I had shit to do last night, so no.
But I'm gonna watch it tonight
>>52478
Also, I've decided to keep my first set of stats. They only changed cause someone had to add their two cents and said Torc's Wis and Str should be higher[/i]
>>52495
I still think one of the domains should be "the arts" or "culture"
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>Wake up after sleeping in, and characters are off doing many things
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
"It's not like I wanted to be a part of anything"
*curls up in a corner*
[1d100 = 34]
>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
>>52529
Betray allies or commit treason at first available opportunity. By the way, has Infernius lied yet? They stack you know.
Also giggles.
"Oooh!" pours herself some covfefe. "I don't know what it is about this stuff, but its way better than coffee!"
>>52534
*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
*Shakes flank*
"Well of course, Flashy. Didn't you want to train too?"
*Dusts-off gilded saddle*
>>52536
*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
*Grows big*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..!" [Petted pony noises]
*Kicks the ground and snorts a bit*
"Would you like to try some charges today Flashy?"
[1d20+20 = 34]
>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
>>52537
"I'm sorry Tracy, but there's something I've got to do first"
*falls back to ride horse rump*
"I'll only be a few minutes"
>>52545
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
Make a Wish or cast Permanency on things you want first if you're serious about losing levels.
>>52547
*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
*inseminates the mare as if she were being properly bred*
*remounts horsey and sits in saddle*
"Sorry about that, but I needed to do it
So, what are you looking to train for?"\r
>>52549
>Can't cast Wish
Are you sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
>Can't cast Wish
Are you sure you want to be a Bard, before you advance enough to cast 9th lvl sorceror spells?
[1d20 = 8]
>>52555
Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.
>>52556
Roll a 20
>>52555
Theurge is a d4 HP, so I'd say roll a d2 for each level lost. That way, we're not assuming that the character has become less substantial as a person, but that they're regressing as far as skills and abilities.
"Hes vutsil jershet lopjinseb. Gaq xifcit hyrteste vujkolin sdertnevaub," she replies.
>>52556
Roll a 20
>>52555
Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish
Theurge adds +1 level of existing arcane spell casting class. So effectively those two levels are levels in sorcerer. Meaning you're only one level away from Wish
>>52550
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
"I thought we could practice some Spirited Charges while I worked on my mobility."
*Boops button or whatever makes the holodeck tick to create virtual moving targets (what do you wanna charge?)*
*Pulls Lance out of bag*
"As soon as I blow my breath, stab them hard with your stick."
>>52564
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>What do I want to charge
Damn that's a difficult question
"Ooh, I know, DRAGONS!"
*Raises lance heroically*
>>52565
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
How big?
*Kicks soil*
This can count as training for Mounted Combat or another Fighter feat, if done regularly.
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>>52571
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
Just to figure out how the training room works, how big is the holodeck? Can she make a Run action inside of it?
*Prepares for charge*
>>52580
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
"Suspect is a young adult black male suspected of robbing a trade caravan...
"We've got a positive ID on him"
*prepares lance*
>>52573
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
If Trump has seriously been drinking 3 cups a day, he's got a LOT of stacked effects ^_~
>>52571
>levels
True, but Bard will augment arcane spellcasting.
As far as level loss, I've been thinking about it. I think it would be silly to lose more than one level per "session" (meaning, -1 level at the end of the temple). Outside of a dramatic magical effect, it seems that any more at the same time would cause further consequences. Now the rules for level loss (as though it WERE a magical effect) would put the character at 1/2 way to their next level. So, if Thez lost 1 level of Fighter, she would be 47th level, 1/2 way toward 48th.
This capacity would also lend its self toward a more gradual replacement of levels, rather than "cutting a hand off and waiting for it to grow back", metaphorically speaking.
>>52577
Have you seen Star Trek TNG? Not only is the room huge, but don't think about it too much, but it can replicate an environment of virtually unlimited size.
>>52581
<whooooof> Aaaaaand, she's back on top of him. "Still with my hands tied. This is too easy. Hey! I can talk again!" she looks at Tracy. "You saved the bits from the dreadwraiths, yes?"
>>52584
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
We'll just assume he's developed an immunity then, cuz otherwise he's have to betray everyone, lie, speak gibberish, and all the other consequences pretty often.
>>52589
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
A wave of giggles, and the next question he answers must be a lie. The timing, is unfortunate.
"Can you make a permanent shadow-armor augment with those?" Thez asks, nodding toward the dread-wraith-bits.
[1d20 = 19]
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
*charges with a ride-by attack, smoke momentarily blinding the subject*
"Now!"
*Hits with her own lance (meant to mention that) with an ebin Sneak Attack*
That's interesting, Black Dragons have 10 Dexterity their entire lives.
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>>52598
Should've been enough to hit.
Now to figure out the Damage
A medium Lance is a 1d8 weapon, and does triple damage in a spirited charge, then there's the 10d6 Sneak Attack damage because the smoke concealed the Lance's...
Not entirely read-up on damage rolls..
>forgot to power attack
>>52621
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"That's fair," she says nodding thoughtfully. "It hadn't occurred to me at the time the level of friction that might cause, else I'd have given it more thought."
"I recommend Slovenia, Felicia is too delicate, and she's already been killed."
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52624
Pretty sure that landed, and I would register it as a sneak attack simply because it was sudden combat, no attack could/would have been expected.
>>52627
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*Kisses, but pulls away for a moment*
*sighs*
"First I think we're going to save your friend"
>>52629
You need to close the distance and draw the sword before you can make a full round attack
*Draws sword, draws shield, and spurs horsey*
>>52628
"He thinks attacking your friends will make up for something Thez did a long time ago"
*eyes narrow for a bit*
>>52631
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
"Brad wants to fuck other hores, he no really love you. And he keep being dick saying he fug thez."
Torc massages his jaw a bit while muttering "that was weird, Thez I meant to say yes..."
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
Then Torc notices the icy air of the room
>>52649
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
"Of course not horsey. This isn't anything that wasn't already told to you a while ago"
*pets horsey*
>>52650
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
"..Y-yes... I love you so much..!"
*Places head on shoulder, a tear streaming past her cheek and sizzling*
>>52651
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
<whoooooof>
"Wait, just a moment," she says as he ventures to leave. "You're blleeding," she says, indicating the kunai sticking out of his spine. "That has to hurt."
Torc looks around a bit
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
"I'll go after the big guy"
Torc runs after him, Snek slithering following behind
>>52656
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
"There there horsey, it's okay"
I'm not sure what he should smell like. Probably like mare pussy
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