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Greedy Nuts
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46427
46431 46437
This thread begins with Infernius pushing random buttons on an already random object of ridiculous power.

Welcome to the next page of the thread series that everyone knows about but no one mentions cuz autism.
Its a role-playing thread, welcoming involved/random shitposting in addition to participation.

There's plenty of material if you wanna get a glimpse, otherwise I'll get back to it.

The first effect that is discharged by the rod is a ridiculously compressed stream of air, blowing back everyone around Infernius.
The second effect is that Infernius himself becomes invisible.
The third effect is someone adjacent to infernius is hit by Flesh to Stone.
The fourth effect is that Enlarge Size is cast on the statue-character..
The fifth effect is the rod summons a mouse.

Players should roll a d100
1073 replies and 138 files omitted.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46636
46637 46639 46640
Now now, I did say "for example". That was a hypothetical illustration, and not intended to be a lasting scenario.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46637
46638
>>46633
>>46636
Rolling d2 to detirmine 1 user or 2 target
[1d2 = 1]

And rolling d3 to determine color for shits and giggles
[1d3 = 2]

1 purple
2 green
3 blue
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46638
46641
>>46637
Thez is now green
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46639
>>46636
So now you're making an effort to avoid turning into Princess Fiona
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46640
>>46635
>Better start recoloring.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Angry content-producer noises!
>>46636
Yeah.. sure it was..
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46641
46642 46643
>>46638
I haven't gone down the list, but I know she's the one turned into a statue this time
Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46642
46643 46645
>>46641
Your character is green now
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46643
46645
>>46642
>>46641
And invisible
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46644
46646
Thez Now.jpg
She still looks okay though
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46645
46651
>>46642
A green statue, 'cuz the color-change took place after the flesh to stone
>>46643
The invisible again too? I figured I'd go over it after a bit.
Ogre Fiona is hotter than human
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46646
>>46644
>10
>9
>System checks show nominal
>8
>7
>retracting arm
>6
>5
>4
>system is go
>3
>2
>1
>We have liftoff on my sides
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46647
46648
.... I want the random-rod..
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46648
46649 46652
>>46647
Really now?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46649
46650
>>46648
I know, I'm shocked by this revelation.
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46650
46653
>>46649
Fuck, I wasn't expecting this
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46651
gop-2016-trump.jpg
>>46645
Do I need to cast a spell on her or something?

I can tan her

Orange Master-race
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46652
46653 46654
20131013-225633.jpg
>>46648
I fucking love pushing buttons, man; even imaginary ones.
I'm pretty autistic that way...
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46653
>>46650
It necessitates a complete overhaul of current strategy, by sheer inconceivability. Who could have guessed.
>>46652
More secrets, completely unknown before this point
X4Dhk
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No.46654
46655
>>46652
Your character can borrow the wand, just don't hurt yourself with it

You'e going to hurt yourself with it though I'm sure

summon another creature, I want to make Fae eat another one
\r
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46655
46656 46657 46659 46660
>>46654
Do we know which button summons creatures though?
*presses button*
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46656
46658
>>46655
[1d100 = 4]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46657
>>46655
The dice does
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46658
46661
>>46656
You are now slow
hlgVK
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No.46659
46661 46665
[1d100 = 72]
>>46655
Everyone roll a 1d100; lowest roll just got slowed.
HAaXq
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No.46660
46662
[1d100 = 78]
>>46655
I need something to point this thing at.
*summons dire rat*
*presses random button*

Anonymous
i+WMZ
?
No.46661
46663
>>46659
Oh fuck
[1d100 = 27]

>>46658
Not yet
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46662
46664
>>46660
>summons dire rat
How again?
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46663
>>46661
Fuck
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46664
>>46662
Blackguard spell.
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46665
46667
>>46659
But >>46625

HAaXq
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No.46666
46873
R14kkDj.png
Pls fix autism
\r
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46667
46668 46669
>>46665
Oh, snap. I totally missed that, that was before the facepalm even. Fair point, Trump and Fae are clear.

Torcuil then, is slowed.
"Put a snail symbol next to that one!" Thez says
HAaXq
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No.46668
46670
[1d100 = 69]
*presses yet another button*
>>46667
carves snail
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46669
46672
>>46667
Reeee stop with the haxx!

There's more than enough as is
HAaXq
?
No.46670
46671 46672
[1d100 = 28]
>>46668
Yep... I just hit the landmine...
HAaXq
?
No.46671
[1d100 = 39]
>>46670
Oops! I pressed another button!

Tiny Tracy runs away, pointing the rod ahead of her as she continues to push buttons.
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46672
46673
>>46670
You're too small to hold the rod.
>>46669
Oh, it just bit him in the ass.
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46673
46674 46676
>>46672
What her size category?
Anonymous
X4Dhk
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No.46674
>>46673
She was formerly on the borderline between medium and small

Now she's like tiny
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46675
Tracy just got reduced to 1/12 her height.

I'm not quite sure the exact numbers and thus the size, but its 1"/foot tall
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
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No.46676
46678 46680
>>46673
*assumes monstrous shape*
She should be ~just big enough to press buttons now.
*Presses button once more (if she already pressed one, reroll)*
HAaXq
?
No.46677
46679 46681
[1d100 = 61]

Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46678
>>46676
You are now five inches at the shoulder
Anonymous
X4Dhk
?
No.46679
>>46677
The grass is now high enough for Fae, who swallowed whole a creature Tracy's size, to sneak around
Anonymous
hlgVK
?
No.46680
>>46676
Stahp w/ the buttons!
She's literally toy sized!
HAaXq
?
No.46681
46683 46685
[1d20+39 = 41]
>>46677
Rolling to Gide in grass (bonus because size).
"You'll never find me! Squeals a tiny voice."
Mrs. Sentry
HAaXq
?
No.46682
Hide*
X4Dhk
?
No.46683
46686
[1d20+20 = 29]
[1d20+23 = 25]
>>46681
Spot Check Listen Check from Fae
Anonymous
i+WMZ
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No.46684
46685 46687
Hey Trumpaladin, your god just declared me Anon Filly. Does this mean I turn anon filly ingame?
Anonymous
hlgVK
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No.46685
46692
>>46681
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
>>46684
Wut?