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Hitler's Nuts
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.40838
40847
Is it a RP thread? Is it a shit/fun-post thread? Is it a bantz thread?
Its all 3. Welcome to Mixed Nuts, where we do wtfe and have fun (mostly) doing it, while doing our best to coerce and manipulate one another and see what kinda shit we can get away with, while seeing what kinda shit we can get one another to do.
Don't deny it faggots.
The party's latest venture was BTFO'ing Ruth Bader Ginsberg, Nancy Pelosi, and Dianne Feinstein (who eats poo BTW). There's still an awful-big building floating in the water, and the party has designs to try and get inside, but I'm not about to even start that shit until the weekend, cuz in true form, the moment I leave for meat-space there's another 200+ posts when I get back.
These faggots,....
Anyhow, please note that while players are called faggots, blatant and obvious and unquestionably gay shit is not permitted. It is role-play, but keep it hetero, or u will die.

New players are welcome, to start or just to pop in and shitpost, but don't get mad when,....
Pic cuz I fucking felt like it. Xp
1019 replies and 148 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
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No.41880
41883
Spoilered
>>41875
It'll take Fae three hours (in real time) to get there.
>>41878
Well.. it's not stated that it is, but idk...
>>41877
What about on top of the balloon?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41881
41884
>>41879
Sweet stripes.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41882
>>41873
Checking that sweet roll.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41883
>>41879
A FUCKING DRAGON. I mean, a proper and big one

>>41880
just fly over top the barrier, transform into pony, fall through, remount, fly onto deck. Or I can call Fae
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41884
41887
>>41881
*struts his stuff(picture emporers new groove lama dance)*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41885
41887 41888
>>41879
GM sighs
Good luck contending with the psychopathic full-on dragon that just took Lenos' place
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41887
41889
54315-Kuzco-llama-dance-gif-uh-huh-u-tyrH.gif
>>41884
>emporers new groove lama dance
Posting pics, because why not.
>>41885
Did Torc's natural 20 manage to pop the balloon?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41888
41891 41892 41894
>>41885
NOTICE MY NAT20
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41889
41890
>>41887
Probably not. Now fall into the field
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41890
41897
>>41889
*falls on top of balloon*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41891
>>41888
Checking those trips.
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41892
41893 41895
>>41888
>nat20
>mothafucking trips
It better fucking pop that balloon
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41893
41896
>>41892
Why did you use a dagger? Now it's going to take three hours for it to slowly deflate and fall to the ground. If the magic doesn't auto heal it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41894
41895 41896 41897
>>41888
It wouldn't have popped, shouldn't have popped, okay fine it popped. Now you're getting shot at. Are you happy nao?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41895
653103__safe_solo_pinkie pie_cute_pinkamena diane pie_balloon_cake_cuteamena_upset_balloon popping.jpeg
>>41892
>>41894
Yeah!
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41896
>>41893
The dagger turns into a claymore
>>41894
>shot at
Now I am, thanks
HUZZAH, FUCK EVERYONE'S PLANNING
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41897
41898 41899
>>41890
>>41894
As Tracy lands on the balloon, she obscures Torc with her smoke to cover for him.
How many people are shooting?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41898
41903 41906
>>41897
Stahp the magic. Transform into pony, let us fall inside of the field, then transform back and ride us in SO WE CAN FUCKING MURDER EVERYONE AND TAKE THEIR SHIT
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41899
41901
>>41897
Balloon popped, no landing on
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41900
1512978170229.png
>>41873

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41901
>>41899
What about the deck beneath the balloon?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41902
41911
>>41879
nice scales.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41903
41905
>>41898
The smoke isn't magic (i think), but she stops anyway.
Bm++O
?
No.41904
41909
[2d20 = 17]
Torc fires a quick volley from where the shooting is coming from, then runs towards Tracy and Trump
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41905
41908
giphy (2).gif
>>41903
Transform into non-magical mud pony. It's the only way to be sure
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41906
41907 41908
>>41898
She transforms into a heavy warhorse.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41907
41910
>>41906
Why not standard form?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41908
>>41905
>>41906
Mudponies are magical. Warhorses are not.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41909
41913 41914
"Arrrr, ar ar ar ar ar, Arrrrrrr, ar ar ar ar ar," it almost sounds like someone is laughing.
>>41904
He's still plenty out of range. The 'field' has only just been lifted and no one has had (or expressed) the chance to close distance. The airship floats off not too=far, with its side facing the party, so 14 canons.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41910
41912
>>41907
Because she's smol and he wouldn't be able to ride her properly.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41911
41915 41916
>>41902
*fires breath weapon at the balloon thing above the ship*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41912
41913
>>41910
Uh... I guess we should approach now. And in a direction that avoids line of fire of the cannon
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41913
41917 41921
>>41909
Well fug.
*starts smoking again*
>>41912
Trump, pull out your goddamn shield and use it for cover while she tries to land on that thing.
>>41912
*does so*
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41914
41918 41932
>>41909
Oh, I'm still confused but okay.
Torc teleports to Thez and Infernius before he becomes a fine red mist
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41915
41918 41922
>>41911
what element is your breath weapon again?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41916
41917 42077
>>41911
As the flames - even napalm ones - dance along the length of the corded and braided cables that connect the balloon to the ship, one gets the impression that the person designing thought of that, and that it would take exceptional effort to detach the balloon from the "chassis"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41917
41922
>>41916
>>41913
NOW is an excellent time for smoke

Draws Bee shield

Pulls out ever smoking bottle and releases the cap, because fuck it
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41918
41919 41923
>>41914
Me too, but some ppl are charging the shit.
>>41915
Its both acid and flame, thus napalm
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41919
>>41918
Nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41920
41924
A resounding and almost yodelling horn pierces the otherwise quiet surroundings, followed by a series of cheers and appreciative sounds, all emanating from the ship.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41921
41926
>>41913
Do you have that cute picture of Tracy Cage smiling and laying down? I don't think I have it saved on my computer
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41922
41923
napalm.jpg
>>41915
Are Tracy and Trump able to land on it yet?
>>41917
Use the Tower shield to cover them while she moves forward.
You can drop it later if you want.
>>41915
Napalm
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41923
>>41918
>Lenos is a Gold and Black Dragon. At the same time
Definitely making my bizarre request

>>41922
Fuck it. Draws Tower shield for cover. pls move out of line of fire
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41924
41925
>>41920
Imma' kill everyone on this ship regardless of alignment, just saying that now.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41925
41927
>>41924
No you're not asshole

I'm killing some of them
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41926
41930
385624__suggestive_artist-colon-livesmutanon_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bed_bedroom eyes_female_grayscale_knife_monochrome_mouth hold_prone_solo_so.png
551941__artist needed_suggestive_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_clothes_female_knife_socks_solo_solo female.jpeg
>>41921
These?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41927
41930
>>41925
They're mount and rider. Do their kills count for eachother?
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41928
42040
*casts firestride exhalation to get to the deck of the ship https://dndtools.net/spells/dragon-magic--62/firestride-exhalation--1058/*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41929
41931
*Speeds towards to ship so she can start slitting throats already*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41930
41933
>>41926
No, it's one with no back ground and her back is arched up I think?

>>41927
Who knows
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41931
>>41929
*Readies full round attack*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41932
41934
>>41914
Nice pali
At this point, Thez is dissatisfied with Infernius, and Infernius is dissatisfied with (?).
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41933
41935
>>41930
Shit.. Idk what you were talking about..
Let me look... Was it colored?
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41934
41935 41938
>>41932
lord hitler.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41935
>>41933
Yes, with a blue tracy but no colored back ground. Tracy is kind of smiling, but I think in a kind of ball like position. You tend to use it to show happy or "innocent" Tracy

>>41934
Oh it's just banter. You'll be fine
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41938
41940
>>41934
Torc poofs in right next to the married couple.
"There is a giant floating ship with a popped balloon if you wanna see"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41940
>>41938
"try to save machine."
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41941
>>41937
no thanks
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41944
41947
>>41939
>>41942
this is the path to infernuis' punishment game turn back now.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41946
41948
>doesn't even know which way to push it
Uhm,... who?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41947
41949
>>41944
Wouldn't you lose your class abilities if he actually denounced Hitler-ism?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41948
>>41946
Idk anymore...
*sips covefefe*
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41949
41950 41951
>>41945
it WILL happen.
>>41947
im surprised i still have em desu.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41950
41952 41954
>>41949
Eh, if Trump is allowed to keep his, i don't see why Infernius can't keep his own.
tbh, I haven't really been keeping Tracy ebil enough to fill the Blackguard roll...
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41951
41955 41959 41960
>>41949
Well I wasn't sure how severe you were being with it.
Infernius effortlessly and apathetically tips off of Uatchit and streaks toward the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41952
41954
>>41950
>3 months later
>party has a druid
>says "fuck nature" and clear-cuts forests
>continues to cast druid spells
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41953
41957
*upon reaching the deck of the ship lenos changes back to his brownie form and casts emerald flame fist https://dndtools.net/spells/complete-arcane--55/emerald-flame-fist--496/*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41954
41956 41962
>>41950
I just have a very lenient God.

>I haven't been keeping Tracy evil enough to be Black guard
Don't you have to be lawful for that? In any case her marriage is more important

>>41952
I can do it in two months. Let me get my cohort
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.41955
41957 41959
>>41951
*minotaur sobs*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41956
>>41954
>Don't you have to be lawful for that?
That's just in pathfinder. The onlt requirement in 3.5e is ebil.
It's hard being ebil when most of the party is good though...
MwlG2
?
No.41957
41958 41959 41966
[1d20 = 7]
>>41953
404 Page Not Found FAIL
>>41955
"You WON'T... <whooof> {catch} "die on me!!"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41958
41964
>>41957
Um... can Tracy land on the deck?
Anonymous
Bm++O
?
No.41959
41961 41964
So how fast is the ship falling?
>>41955
>>41951
>>41957
Wuts going on?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41960
41964
>>41951
Have we reached the deck?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41961
41964
>>41959
Infernius is being emo again.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41962
41963
>>41954
>a very lenient God
Paladins are not the same as Clerics: worshiping a lenient god doesn't normally allow breaking code, but we diverge..
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41963
41967
My character has three modes: Talk, kill, and have sex. Let me do one of the two or I will do the third

>>41962
What even is this code and when have I allegedly broke it
MwlG2
?
No.41964
41987
[18d20 = 158]
>>41958
No, I haven't rolled for the volley of missiles that sprang forth when 'the bubble' got 'popped'.
>>41959
The ship isn't falling, pay Infernius and Thez no mind.
Also, you remember that automatic weapon I mentioned? A whirring sounds begins from the ship's front side
>>41960
Not yet
>>41961
"You," squinted eyes


MwlG2
?
No.41965
41970
[18d20 = 197]

Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41966
41968
>>41957
https://dndtools.net/spells/spell-compendium--86/emerald-flame-fist--4437/
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41967
41969
00_48_42_601_1_to_1_avatar.png
>>41963
this
Just let me kill something already
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41968
>>41966
Sweet spell.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41969
41970 41971
>>41967
Well, you're within arrow range which means 2 rounds at cautionary advance, or 1 round at less cautionary
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41970
41971 41973
>>41965
>three 20s
Uh... 50% miss chance at total concealment from multiple layers of smoke screen

>>41969
what is cautionary advance and what is less cautionary?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41971
41973 41974 41975
>>41969
Tracy charges forward, disregarding the fire, smoke and cloak activated, Trump still using his sheild for cover.
We light brigade nao
Faggot frays that Trump's faggot rolls high enough to negate attacks on Tracy.
>>41970
You can take cover with the shield and roll to negate attacks on Tracy.
Tracy charges.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41972
41974
So Trump and Tracy have first attempted move on the rapidly-firing airship, Lenos is on hand with crazy burning fists, And Torcuil is flying about keeping everyone informed.
Its not Torcuil's fault either. He misinterpreted popping the magic field for popping the balloon.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41973
>>41970
Less cautionary = -2 to ac and no dex
>>41971
charges = less cautionary

jUW0k
?
No.41974
[1d20 = 14]
>>41971
You have 26 AC even without armor or mounted combat. You're fine. And by "you're fine" I mean you've got the HP to take it

>>41972
I guess ready attack and spot check the deck? How many creatures and what do they look like
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41975
41976 41977
>>41971
Are air pirates Rogues?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41976
41978
>>41975
Idk


Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41977
41979
>>41975
They could be druids for all we know.
Let's just kill something already.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41978
41980
>>41976
If the persons on deck are rogues, should we be worried about sneak attacks if we charge? Or do you care more about being shot in an extra round?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41979
>>41977
I'll go with that. Full charge with -2AC and no dex it is
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41980
>>41978
The robe also increases concealment on her each round.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41981
41984 41985
Casts Bull's Strength on self and horsey
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41982
41984
is lenos close enough to a pirate to attack?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41984
41986 41988 41990
>>41981
+ Enchancement bonus to Str
>>41982
Heavens no, he's back and to the left like in JFK
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41985
>>41981
Give them Eagle's Splendor next chance you get.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41986
41991
>>41984
Are we at least w/in 60 ft? Can Tracy stab bitches with her chain yet?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41987
Now I rolled for it earlier, and tempted though I am to use those 20's, only the first set of rolls applies, and its for cannonballs hitting the tower.
>>41964
I'm showing 2 canons hitting with 2 malfunctioning
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41988
41989 41997
1507334921623.jpg
>>41984
Is ready
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41989
41991 41993
>>41988
>has the one with the not-right border
+1
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.41990
42004 42024
>>41984
in that case *casts salamander chargehttps://dndtools.net/spells/tome-of-battle-the-book-of-nine-swords--88/salamander-charge--3587/ and charges the nearest pirate*
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41991
41994 41996
>>41986
I've explained this to you like three times. Your character can move 180 feet a round in a charge. Just get us close enough to sword fight

>>41989
Uh... post number 41988 is sort of a 1488 anagram?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41992
41993
The layout of the ship is pretty 1/1 divided. There's a fierce collection on the forward/rear section, of comparably able man-power. Its like the crew split up into 2 equal teams, one on the front (the right, perspectively) and one on the back (left)
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41993
41996
>>41989
Order Vanderiem to do a detect alignment on any single person

>>41992
what do the two teams look like?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.41994
41996
>>41991
I just want to kill something tonight.. it's 12:30..
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41996
41999
>>41991
>anagram
I thought the same about >>14988 →
>>41993
There seems to be a "really pretty" one (officer) who tells ppl to do stuff, while others with either small crossbows or large bows cover the perimeter. There are a couple who don't put their swords away also.
>>41994
Then stop sexin' up the build-up. Just sayin'
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.41997
Whoops, supposed to be >>41988
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.41999
42003 42004
>>41996
>Officer
We'll keep him alive and ask him questions


Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42000
42004 42005
Reminder of need for dragon poner
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42003
>>41999
He can come back after we revive him. I'm putting everyone in the ground.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42004
42007
>>41990
Greenish wisps of flame begin to dance along Lenos as he makes some weird gestures.
>>41999
>>42000
>>42001
e_e
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42005
42007
>>42001
>>42000
Why do you keep doing this?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42007
42008
>>42004
Charge and kill! *waves sword*

>>42005
To claim the dragon poner of course
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42008
42012
>>42007
>claim the dragon poner
... You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every GET?
Also, wait till you get to epic level.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42011
42013 42014 42015
So just to make sure I'm visualizing correctly; Trump/Tracy are in full charge (the chad charge, essentially), while Torcuil was poking at the perimeter defense spell (which quickly popped), while Lenos is squaring up and is pissed-off dragon-mode (cus reasons) and while Thez and Infernius slap-fight with words. Yes?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42012
1513040531559.png
>>42008
>You honestly think you'll get it by ruining every get
*shrug*

>Wait until epic level
Oh a shape-shifting greater Chromatic dragon (silver or gold) is the perfect epic level cohort. I just wish I had a clear path to 25 Charisma to actually take the Epic leadership Feat. Also that may take a lot longer than just to get to level 20...
jUW0k
?
No.42013
42016 42017
[4d20 = 39]
>>42011
Yes. Full round attack on whatever the hell comes close enough!!
Ktiev
?
No.42014
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>42011
Can I make a demoralizing Intimidate check from this range?
I want to do something..
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42015
42036
>>42011
yes.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42016
>>42013
Trumpaladin's Combined attack bonus with Bull rush is now +31/26/21/16 against evil +29/24/19/14 against non-evil
MwlG2
?
No.42017
42018
[18d20 = 171]
>>42013
You don't have the time or opportunity to attack, all Trump can do is dramatically flip onto the ship's deck, which is firing at him and Tracy.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42018
42019 42020
>>42017
Uh... AC is now 35 with +5 bracers of armor
MwlG2
?
No.42019
[5d8 = 19]
Three of the seamen hit Trump (a map?) while two hit Tracy; 3 longbows and 2 crossbows.
>>42018
In a fighting stance, yes. Atm he's doing stuff that requires focus.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42020
42022
>>42018
She has 26 natural armor, plus 3 with the bracers.. And there's the robe combined with smoke...
Shit... You did take that Mounted Combat feat, correct?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42021
42022 42023
Both Trump and Tracy sustain minimal damage and have successfully occupied the center-point of the top-deck of the ship. Either character can move or maneuver but there's lots of enemies.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42022
42024
>>42020
Oh that feat wouldn't give you more than 29 or 29 AC

>>42021
Can we kill something this round?
Ktiev
?
No.42023
42024 42027
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>42021
Tracy, due to her faggots impatience,is in full genocide mode. Kill everyone in sight.
Rolling to Intimidate (demoralize)
Cast Cause Fear, because why not?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42024
42025 42035
>>41990
Uhm, that's a touch attack spell
>>42022
No.
>>42023
That dice roll. You see it don't you?
Though she shouldn't be able to, Tracy does some weird voodoo shit that makes herself seem more fearsome than she actually is.
jUW0k
?
No.42025
[1d20 = 18]
>>42024
Quick draw bow shoot target of opportunity. Unless something wants to talk first
MwlG2
?
No.42026
42028
[16d20 = 166]
So the assembled and organize pirates on both sides of the ship from Trump and Tracy,....
Keep their fuggin' distance and fire range weapons.
Ktiev
?
No.42027
42028
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42023
Also, Search check to look for the fastest way to Hindenburg this goddamn boat.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42028
42030
>>42026
>That's exactly how I'd use them
Remind me to hire some pirates

>>42027
No. We take her a' prize
MwlG2
?
No.42029
[4d20 = 53]
[1d100 = 22]
2 shots hit both, one being a crit (that one to Trump).

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42030
42032
>>42028
We'll salvage the wreck out of the water later.
MwlG2
?
No.42031
[2d8 = 9]
[4d8 = 11]
First bit is SUPPOSED to be Trump's damage
jUW0k
?
No.42032
>>42030
No. That will destroy more than half it's value, we can't fix an airship, we don't know how to fix an airship, and it would cost more money to fix than money we have.

Take out your frustration on the people shooting us. Leave the loot alone
\r
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42033
42034 42037
Rather the second bit. Oh well, that wasn't much of anything. These pirates are sucking balls. Lenos is first. I think. I can't find the post that says
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42034
>>42033
I don't know. They've already done like 20+ HP of damage and our characters haven't even done anything to them yet. These are probably very low level NPCs designed mostly to ferry around larger cannons, yet they still do some damage and will take time to kill all of. This is why I appreciate ranged weapons on low level NPCs

And yes, Lenos is first.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42035
42036
>>42024
ok I must have read it wrong I thought it lit the path behind the charging character. so instead he uses the brownie burp at the closest group of pirates (switching back to phone computer is glitch)
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42036
42038
>>42015
"What,... then," she takes a knee on one side. "I don't,... who, how should, this doesn't make sense."
>>42035
Oooh, still out of range for that. The only ones who are in combat range are Trump and Tracy.
jUW0k
?
No.42037
42039
[4d20 = 44]
>>42033
Trumpaladin's move is to ready full round attack at enemies that are adjacent to him once horsey closes range. Trumpaladin orders horsey to attack group of pirates that are close together and have been shooting at them

Quick Draw Vanderiem also
Rolling now for the attack because why not
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42038
42042
>>42036
"me know . me most likely going to lose powers."
Ktiev
?
No.42039
42041
[3d20 = 31]
>>42037
Extend cone to fuck up the attack rolls of anyone who gets close.
Strike at the archers with chain.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42040
42042
>>41928
So this didnt get him onto the deck?
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42041
42043
>>42039
Horsey didn't move close enough to attack the enemy?
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42042
42044 42045
>>42038
"I,... I've lost powers,... its,... its not so bad when,...." her face betrays emotions she is otherwise trying to shield and restrict,
>>42040
No, because I get a 404 error every time I try and load that page, so fail

Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42043
42044
>>42041
She moves where she's directed to (as a default), but she still attacks.
You could make ride checks to control her movements if you want (idk if the check is necessary). I'm going to get pretty passive because it's really late, but she'll still attack everything she sees.
jUW0k
?
No.42044
42047
[1d20+10 = 27]
>>42042
>>42043
Ride check to make the horse get Trumpaladin close enough for him to use his sword and her to use her stronger and more powerful natural weapons and sword
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42045
42087
>>42042
"me would give up my powers 1000 times to protect you and addy."

Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42046
42048 42049 42052
"Zone... Of... PEACE" calls a voice from the captain's wheel. Waves of enervating energy removes any trace of hostile motion or intention from Tracy and Trunp's intention. Both are able to move or declare any action except attacks/combat.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42047
>>42044
I used the chain because range.
jUW0k
?
No.42048
42050 42051 42052 42053 42105
[1d20+34 = 35]
>>42046
>Can't attack

Fuck it I'm talking then. Attempt diplomacy
Ktiev
?
No.42049
[1d20+21 = 35]
>>42046
[Angry nightmare noises]
Intimidate
MwlG2
?
No.42050
[1d100 = 59]
>>42048

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42051
>>42048
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42052
>>42048
>>42046
Light the deck on fire.
MwlG2
?
No.42053
42056 42058
[1d20 = 16]
>>42048
Trump, attempting diplomacy, stumbles in his stirrups and has to spend a moment righting himself. Meanwhile, Tracy attempts to set fire to the flying craft which has surely been warded and guarded against basic flamability.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42054
42057
Detect alignment on ship captain or officer
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42055
42057
Call Fae
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42056
42057
>>42053
Did Tracy's intimidation phase them?
*Walk straight up to the faggot who cast the spell*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42057
42059
>>42054
>>42055
Which is it?
>>42056
No, there's more than a dozen per side, each bolsering the saving throw of the other.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42058
42061
>>42053
As Tracy is doing that, may as well say "Hello"

Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42059
42061
>>42057
Detect alignment and "hello"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42060
42061
how far away from the ship is lenos
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42061
42063 42064
>>42058
>>42059
A 1 - 59 = lose a turn, meaning Trump can engage pleasantries next round.
>>42060
3 rounds out without incurring an AC penalty.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42062
42065 42066
"Whistars! Fayntesh! Do your thing," calls the same voice from the captain's direction.
Spell scroll-work weaves its way along the deck fortifying all those aboard, including Tracy and Trump.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42063
42070
>>42061
So not within range to cast firestorm on the deck of the ship?
Ktiev
?
No.42064
[1d20+21 = 38]
>>42061
Can Tracy find/approach the guy who cast the spell?
Listen check to discern where the sound of casting came from, and walk right up to the guy who cast it in a totally non-aggressive matter.
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42065
42070
>>42062
Captain?
Fug the Spellcaster, go to him instead.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42066
42067 42070
>>42062
>>42062
Um... what's spell scroll-work, and what sort of fortification?

Also, tries "hello" again
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42067
42069 42071
>>42066
>What sort of
He wouldn't know without a spell craft check, so there's no point in being meta.

*Goes to the captain*
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42069
42071
>>42067
As in, within nose-touching range.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42070
42071 42072
>>42063
In range, yes, but no line of sight. The ship is still significantly elevated.
>>42065
>>42066The crew assembles around Trump and Tracy. "Wouldn't want ye to trip or fall. Please excuse the lads," says one of the pirates, more to give a personification to the retention-pattern than anything.
>>42066
"Yesh me lord?" says one pirate, while several chortle amongst themselves.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42071
>>42067
We can get a visual description of whaat's happening even if there's no clue what the magic effect is

>>42069
*forces pony to stay out of booping range*

>>42070
"Why have you been shooting at our base and at our city?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42072
>>42070
Fly right over their heads towards the captain.
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42073
42074 42075 42081 42105 42108
F> Wall of Force
The captain area is covered by a spherical bubble of magical force.
"Now then, if you'll be so kind as to avoid any foolishness, welcome aboard the Sloppy Cunt"
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42074
>>42073
"May I ask who is speaking?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42075
42076
>>42073
Walk straight towards the captain and get as close as possible.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42076
42078
>>42075
"Stahp. That's enough"
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42077
42084
>>41916
Just curious but wouldnt being able to do this put lenos closer then 600 feet away from the ship?
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42078
42079
>>42076
*Blows smoke at the captain with frustration*
>'I wanna' stab someone..!'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42079
42080
>>42078
*pets horsey*
>"This is pretty strong magic. They seem to have stopped the complete hostility anyways"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42080
42081
>>42079
>'So?'
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42081
>>42080
>"I want to find out what the hell is going on first"

>>42073
"And welcome to Port Barry. Would you be so kind as to tell us why cannon balls were being hurled at our city and our base?"
Mrs. Sentry
Ktiev
?
No.42082
42083 42084 42086
Meta question because I gotta sleep
Is it going to be mostly talk for the rest of the session? Tracy would let him talk; otherwise, she'd be a killing machine.
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42083
>>42082
*Pets horsey*
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42084
42085
>>42082
Tbh, I was hoping to at least pause at this point
>>42077
Yes, but not necessarily in view of the deck of the ship, else he'd have been far more shot-at than he was.
Anonymous
X/NDv
?
No.42085
>>42084
Pausing sounds good ill be back in the morning
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42086
813279__artist needed_safe_artist-colon-mcsadat_edit_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_smiling_when she smiles.jpg
>>42082
FOUND IT! Color feels a bit off though
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42087
42088 42089 42090
>>42045
Thez, waiting patiently for meta-time wanders her way over to Infernius
"I... gave up,... my powers,... its not so bad, not when,...." she betrays emotion.
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42088
42090
>>42087
*hugs*
"you dont have to say it."
Anonymous
jUW0k
?
No.42089
881135__safe_solo_twilight sparkle_meme_screencap_image macro_unicorn_fire_over a barrel_pyromaniac.jpg
>>42087
>Not present but still want to say it anyways
"You're cured Thez. You're better this way"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42090
42091
>>42088
>>42087
"me now you miss them, but even if we both lose our powers we will be together."
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42091
42092
>>42090
"Then why?"
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42092
42093
>>42091
"why what?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42093
42094
>>42092
"Its not about missing anything,..." <whooof>
Anonymous
S10Bb
?
No.42094
42095
>>42093
"thez! where you go?"
Anonymous
MwlG2
?
No.42095
42096 42097 42101 42105
>>42094
Thez reappears high above the pirate ship, which Trump and Tracy are tenatively "guests" onboard, and pulls out what looks like a folding saw shaped loosely like a bird,... or maybe a snake,....
With a flick of her wrist and a KLACK sound, the blade pops out, revealing a scythe-like weapon.
"I will welcome and fight alongside all who do not stand in my way, and any who would stand between us are in my way,"
Her words (said as she disappeared, but taking time to register) dawn on Infernius, as she looses an otherwise simple and unassuming Kama.
That's my last move for the night. Anyone else?