Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>40150
Um... My character is here for this
Reeeeeeeee why is there game play while I'm at a bar again
Um... My character is here for this
Reeeeeeeee why is there game play while I'm at a bar again
>>40151
"um it wasnt what he did to me, its what me did to him, when me was possed by the worm me threw him into a wall head first."
"um it wasnt what he did to me, its what me did to him, when me was possed by the worm me threw him into a wall head first."
>>40153
Don't worry. He doesn't need to be.
Tracy leaves the bracers and ring in a bag, alongside his lunch on the coffee-table in the room..
Don't worry. He doesn't need to be.
Tracy leaves the bracers and ring in a bag, alongside his lunch on the coffee-table in the room..
>>40160
I honestly thought he was gonna plane shift, or else I wouldn't have given out all that free swag. If the worm had taken Infernius back to the Abyss, that would've been probable party-murder.
I honestly thought he was gonna plane shift, or else I wouldn't have given out all that free swag. If the worm had taken Infernius back to the Abyss, that would've been probable party-murder.
>>40165
I'd have let it happen, but Torcuil made a great move/dice roll with death, and that was some awesome roleplaying.
>>40171
Sure
I just realized,... didn't the party revive Cecil? I had forgotten about that.
I'd have let it happen, but Torcuil made a great move/dice roll with death, and that was some awesome roleplaying.
>>40171
Sure
I just realized,... didn't the party revive Cecil? I had forgotten about that.
>>40177
Did Tracy intend the Ring of Evasion to be an engagement ring? She did it a while before the proposal
Did Tracy intend the Ring of Evasion to be an engagement ring? She did it a while before the proposal
>>40178
It was a gift to keep him safe: she considers the two to be already married.
Don't throw it away. It's almost definitely worth more than a Ring of Protection.
It was a gift to keep him safe: she considers the two to be already married.
Don't throw it away. It's almost definitely worth more than a Ring of Protection.
>>40179
He was probably the first to charge the undead when they arrived, but accidentally fell down a well or something..
Anyway, what did Ponimaru say?
He was probably the first to charge the undead when they arrived, but accidentally fell down a well or something..
Anyway, what did Ponimaru say?
>>40185
"...Now tell me, why was it that you were in the stables dressed-up like that white cunt last night..?"
*looms ominously*
"...Now tell me, why was it that you were in the stables dressed-up like that white cunt last night..?"
*looms ominously*
>>40190
"Who are you exactly? I've seen you like twice. You're like a monk or something Thez has been training?
"Who are you exactly? I've seen you like twice. You're like a monk or something Thez has been training?
Lenos stumbles through a portal in the control room looking extremely worn and ragged before slumping into a chair
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>>40204
"Is there a separate faction here I don't know about? Where did you come from? Are you Equestrian? And why is my waifu obsessed with you?"
"Is there a separate faction here I don't know about? Where did you come from? Are you Equestrian? And why is my waifu obsessed with you?"
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>>40203
"There you are. I need you to set the whorehouse on fire." Thez says. "The port just got raided by undead and it's kinda my fault."
"There you are. I need you to set the whorehouse on fire." Thez says. "The port just got raided by undead and it's kinda my fault."
>>40209
"Yes. That's where all the undead and unrecoverable civilian corpses are being gathered, then everything is gonna be burned, and then Infernius is going to sanctify the area so that this doesn't happen again," Thaz says solemnly.
"Yes. That's where all the undead and unrecoverable civilian corpses are being gathered, then everything is gonna be burned, and then Infernius is going to sanctify the area so that this doesn't happen again," Thaz says solemnly.
>>40210
"Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked? Why do you leave him gifts? Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?"
"Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked? Why do you leave him gifts? Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?"
>>40212
Thez grabs Lenos' shoulder and <whooooof> they appear outside the brothel. The Building has all manner of large and small undead piled around it, and the citizens are just finished dousing it in kerosene.
Thez grabs Lenos' shoulder and <whooooof> they appear outside the brothel. The Building has all manner of large and small undead piled around it, and the citizens are just finished dousing it in kerosene.
>>40214
>Tfw no unholy sights anymore
[frustrated Blackguard noises]
"Oh well.. She still has her pole."
>>40214
>Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked?
"I hadn't seen him in a while and figured he'd finally ran off. We went together anyway."
>Why do you leave him gifts?
"It turns out you can only use one magic hand at a time.."
>Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?
"Because I haven't finished chewing up this little weeb for tricking me."
>Tfw no unholy sights anymore
[frustrated Blackguard noises]
"Oh well.. She still has her pole."
>>40214
>Why were you more eager to see him that day with the trolls than to go with me when I asked?
"I hadn't seen him in a while and figured he'd finally ran off. We went together anyway."
>Why do you leave him gifts?
"It turns out you can only use one magic hand at a time.."
>Why do you put your hoof on him and keep him from leaving?
"Because I haven't finished chewing up this little weeb for tricking me."
>>40218
Glares right back at him.
"I'm sorry, which of the two of us is the Paladin tasked with purging evil?"
Glares right back at him.
"I'm sorry, which of the two of us is the Paladin tasked with purging evil?"
The kerosene is unneeded but will make a nice addition *casts firestormon the brothel*
>>40222
"And here I thought you were gonna burp on it," Thez says. The Firestorm is of ridiculous intensity - by way of a few feats - and readily/easily ignites the whole thing. It isn't consumed immediately, but it won't take too long either.
"And here I thought you were gonna burp on it," Thez says. The Firestorm is of ridiculous intensity - by way of a few feats - and readily/easily ignites the whole thing. It isn't consumed immediately, but it won't take too long either.
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>>40230
That's cuz you play a cleric who doesn't get drunk.
https://youtu.be/8nxaNJCfGCo
Huh. It appears that Port Barry has developed a philharmonic orchestra from left field, who provide musical accompaniment as the building burns.
That's cuz you play a cleric who doesn't get drunk.
https://youtu.be/8nxaNJCfGCo
Huh. It appears that Port Barry has developed a philharmonic orchestra from left field, who provide musical accompaniment as the building burns.
>>40226 I figured a burp would be overkill *shrugs and looks around for his tankard of ale*
>>40204
"So, now.. Tell me, when was it that Troll put you up to that little stunt last night? Did she seem as though she'd gotten wind of something?"
"So, now.. Tell me, when was it that Troll put you up to that little stunt last night? Did she seem as though she'd gotten wind of something?"
>>40233
Lenos returns to Trump tower.
January fest? With equally sudden and from left field as the orchestra, suddenly there's a January Fest.
Lenos returns to Trump tower.
January fest? With equally sudden and from left field as the orchestra, suddenly there's a January Fest.
>>40241
"No, she said she had to leave for a bit, but wanted her to seem to be there in case the birds returned to the stable. It seemed an odd request, but I couldn't have imagined I would get killed again for it."
"No, she said she had to leave for a bit, but wanted her to seem to be there in case the birds returned to the stable. It seemed an odd request, but I couldn't have imagined I would get killed again for it."
>>40239
To Lenos
"How hard is the glass steel that encases the tower? If you hit a single point of it with sustained cannon or trebuchet fire, would it eventually break and a hike be blast into it?"
To Lenos
"How hard is the glass steel that encases the tower? If you hit a single point of it with sustained cannon or trebuchet fire, would it eventually break and a hike be blast into it?"
>>40242
"Felicia said almost exactly the same thing. Did she really not inform any of her victims that they were in danger?"
"Felicia said almost exactly the same thing. Did she really not inform any of her victims that they were in danger?"
>>40244 *shakes head* I have tried repedely to break the crap here and havent even scratched it yet. Why dp you ask
>>40242
Tracy brow wrinkles for a bit, and then lessens. Figuring he's wasn't going to be able to get anymore info, she gives up.
Tracy brow wrinkles for a bit, and then lessens. Figuring he's wasn't going to be able to get anymore info, she gives up.
>>40247 just use the temples controls to hack it *with a look of disdain*
>>40252 *facepalm* thez do these ones not explore the temple or are you messing with their minds. The controls are in the portal room
>>40256
"I personally find the town more interesting.
How do you get to the portal room when all exterior doors are shut?"
"I personally find the town more interesting.
How do you get to the portal room when all exterior doors are shut?"
I g2g for a bit.
Tracy leaves to go tend to her birds.
Tracy leaves to go tend to her birds.
>>40258 oh just open the trap door in the treasury and use the chute
>>40271 thez you really should get around to reading that control manual yourself we have had enough time
>>40272
"I tried once, it was really boring. Besides, I can't do magic anymore, so its a moot point."
"I tried once, it was really boring. Besides, I can't do magic anymore, so its a moot point."
>>40276
"Well... That's good enough for our purposes.
This may seem a bit off the wall, but where in the tower can I find paint brushes, canvas, and other painting materials?"
\r
"Well... That's good enough for our purposes.
This may seem a bit off the wall, but where in the tower can I find paint brushes, canvas, and other painting materials?"
\r
>>40277 i would guess somewhere in one of the crafting areas if there are any i dont have a use for that sort of thing unless its to burn
>torso
"I hollowed it out and took it apart piece-by-piece. I only managed to throw a few parts in my bad before the spider crawled over me though. The rest is probably charcoal."
"I hollowed it out and took it apart piece-by-piece. I only managed to throw a few parts in my bad before the spider crawled over me though. The rest is probably charcoal."
>>40282
*shrugs*
"I only realized it was covered in spiders after I scraped it all out and put on your skin. The organs are drying out in my room, if you care to look."
*shrugs*
"I only realized it was covered in spiders after I scraped it all out and put on your skin. The organs are drying out in my room, if you care to look."
>>40284
"I prefer to sleep in the stables anyway. It'll be a bit more relaxing until that cunt shows up again."
"I prefer to sleep in the stables anyway. It'll be a bit more relaxing until that cunt shows up again."
>>40280
"Perhaps another time," he says a bit dryly.
"That reminds me," Thez says, turning to Darkie. "I wanna talk to Spooder."
"Perhaps another time," he says a bit dryly.
"That reminds me," Thez says, turning to Darkie. "I wanna talk to Spooder."
Tracy leaves towards the stables to check her just to make sure Troll hasn't showed up again.
Detect good once 60 ft away.
>>40287
She only sleeps there when she's invited.
Detect good once 60 ft away.
>>40287
She only sleeps there when she's invited.
>>40288
But he asked her to start sleeping there generally
Okay....
"I mean... I thought since we were engaged... That's okay I guess"
But he asked her to start sleeping there generally
Okay....
"I mean... I thought since we were engaged... That's okay I guess"
Well, may as well have her go to the holodeck and train for Mobility.
Actually, I'll have her give her birds some exercise as well.
Actually, I'll have her give her birds some exercise as well.
>>40295
*hugs back*
*hugs back*
Inferniuos if you wish to learn come to the forge *lenos stumbles off to the forge drinking as he goes
>>40297
"me be there in a minute, thez wanted me to hallow the whorehouse."
*goes and hallow the whorehouse*
"me be there in a minute, thez wanted me to hallow the whorehouse."
*goes and hallow the whorehouse*
Torc wakes up, after being passed out on the street.
"Guys?"
"Guys?"
>>40297
"Will it be simple enough to make mithril breast plate for my special mount? I mean how long would it take?"
"Will it be simple enough to make mithril breast plate for my special mount? I mean how long would it take?"
>>40310
*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
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>>40316
"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.
By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.
By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
>>40320
"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
>>40320
>bluff
Don't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
>bluff
Don't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
>>40331
Tbh, Tracy would've figured out that the only one who could've polymorphed Troll to the degree that she couldn't see through the disguise would've been a high-level spellcaster, and there was only one spellcaster at the docks last night.
Tbh, Tracy would've figured out that the only one who could've polymorphed Troll to the degree that she couldn't see through the disguise would've been a high-level spellcaster, and there was only one spellcaster at the docks last night.
>The master of a snake familiar gains a +3 bonus on Bluff checks.
Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332
>googles soap party
First of all what the fuck
Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332
>googles soap party
First of all what the fuck
[1d20+25 = 44]
>>40331
"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?
Now, roll sense motive
>>40331
"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?
Now, roll sense motive
>>40342
I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
>>40342
Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
>>40342
>NPCs
Nah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
>NPCs
Nah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
>>40344
Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
>>40347
Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
>>40350
Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
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>>40353
And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to kill-off a good character!
[angry Blackguard-player noises]
And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to kill-off a good character!
[angry Blackguard-player noises]
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