As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31700
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
Torc goes to test his new rod on something
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
(please note, she's had that with her for friggin centuries, she's not giving it to you cuz she's feeling generous)
>>31714
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"What's worse, I can almost assume that there is some degree of counter-measure in store. This most likely isn't an isolated incident, and while I'm still trying to puzzle out "who", I would assume that upon any departure there will be a counter-offensive against the Port and any surrounding allies. Tl;dr Infernius was just the first move."
Well, if I were to have anything I wanted like a kid in a candy store, I'd want:
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>>31716
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
>>31717
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
>>31716
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
>>31719
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
>>31720
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
>>31719
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
>>31724
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>>31725
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
>>31725
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
>>31725
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
>waits for shit to go down
Also lion's shields do have to be held, but attack autonomously (they don't 'dance', they're just animated)
>tfw Infernius is gonna get my character killed
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
>>31740
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
>>31744
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
I will take the opportunity to point out that the literal weeks and months of inter-game planning is all moot at this point. All the careful strategizing and planning for in-world shenanigens is all taking a big back-seat, cuz of recent. I cannot stress how much you,... wonderful players ^_^`,... have pushed the envelope of GM responding to player input and activity.
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31747
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
Thez finishes her diagrams and shite by writing a lengthy scroll, which she 'stamps' by drawing a small drop of blood, smearing it over her moniker.
"Any last requests?"
"Any last requests?"
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>>31753
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
>>31733
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
What do you think happens amongst the 'natives' when a being that is the embodiment of natural and unadultered purity shows up in their midst? Its almost like what happens when an overly sexy young female arrives.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
>>31772
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
[1d100 = 68]
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31778
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
>>31780
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
>>31778
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
>>31772
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
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>>31783
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>>31790
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
Thez continues by grabbing up all the loot she can before <whoooof>,....
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
>>31787
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
>>31792
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
>Trumpaladin's last interaction with Tracy was to be nearly crushed to death and placed in a constant threat of Asphyxiation by her
>>31797
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
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