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Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31191
31313
As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
705 replies and 85 files omitted.
04O+r
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No.31495
31496 31497 31502
[1d20 = 19]
>>31494
Roll to grab her by the pussy
plz no kill for shitpost
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31496
31499
>>31495
YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31497
>>31495
yer fuggin ded m8.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31498
>>31493
KICK HIM!
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31499
31500 31501
>>31496
IT WAS A SHITPOST PLEASE NO KILL I DIDN'T MEAN IT
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31500
>>31499
dubs confirm
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31501
31504
>>31499
Just agree it didn't happen
iNbY6
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No.31502
31503 31504
[2d20 = 18]
>>31495
*Kicks foolish wizard with both hooves from behind, still lock-jawed*
*Returns to sitting on husband*
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31503
31511
>>31502
>"why you no let me go Tracy"
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31504
31505 31506 31510
>>31502
>roblox damage sound
>>31501
Can we transfer that to Torc's waifu?
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31505
31508 31509
>>31504
your actually gonna interact with celestia for once?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31506
31507 31509
>>31504
You grabbed Tay?
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31507
>>31506
kek.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31508
31510
>>31505
I think GM doesn't realize that Trollestia is underutilized because she's intimidating
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31509
31512 31513
>>31506
I can still cast magnum dong on Tracy
>>31505
Listen, Torc's scarred of her
Still feels bad about date night...
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31510
31513
>>31504
>>31508
was she a mlp pone?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31511
31513 31528
>>31503
She likes having him where she wants him.
*Gets comfy on hoo-man*
>'can you feel our foal, Flashy?'
She beams into his skull, all his other senses still blcked-out
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31512
31514
>>31509
you are to much of a bitch to cast it.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31513
31514 31517
>>31509
I know, right? After she implied that she was going to Torcuil me for trying to get her to have sex with me, I basically stopped talking to her accept where necessary

>>31511
She's only full size when mounted, which she lost when she went off to the infirmary and stables, so she can only do so much to him

>>31510
Celestial Charger that is mlp stylized
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31514
31515 31516 31518
>>31512
You wanna get it cast on Thez?
>>31513
I have decided, Torc's sidequest is sex with that horse
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31515
31520
>>31514
hey you can fuck right off.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31516
31520
>>31514
Dont make me steal your waifu.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31517
31518
>>31513

A heavy warhorse is still as big as a Clydesdale. This may ambiguously count as mounted too.
Either way, she's still 1,600 pounds of hoers, and he is royally pinned.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31518
31519 31520
>>31514
Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with me
>And risk getting Torcuiled with a horn

>>31517
She ain't a heavy warhorse not mounted. Maybe a 900 pound arabian riding horse
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31519
31522
>>31518
Heavy warhoers is her hybrid form, the one she acquired by spending all those ranks in Control Shape.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31520
31521 31523 31606
>>31515
Thx m8
>>31516
>Implying Infernius could bring himself to cheat on Thez
>>31518
>Torcuiled
Fuck you
>Aw hell no, then I will have to try to get her to have sex with me
Fuck you, and have fun when Tracy kills you
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31521
31524 31526
>>31520
il make a new character just to steal trollestia.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31522
31526
>>31519
We'll have GM settle out what the fuck your Jew power haxx is
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31523
31524 31526 31527
>>31520
I think with three guys going after her, She'll end up choosing none
>And I will have achieved victory
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31524
31525 31529
>>31521
I-I though we were friends...
I was just kidding about Thez
>>31523
3?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31525
31527
>>31524
Me, you, Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31526
31531 31535
>>31521
>>31523
>>31522
Y U all bully Torc? He never tried to get in the way of your marriages.
There's an old Japanese saying that goes something like " those who meddle with others' romantic relationships, shall be kicked to death by a horse".

Anonymous
e19up
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No.31527
>>31525
>>31523
>Horse Penis
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31528
31530
>>31511
>"No, I can't"
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31529
31531
>>31524
It just a prank bro!
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31530
31533
>>31528
[Muffled sad pony noises]
*Presses even closer to body*
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31531
31532
>>31526
kek
Thanks Tracy's faggot
>>31529
Oh god, Is that how I sound right now?
>google search "nearby cliffs"
>google search "cyanide jello shots"
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31532
31536
>>31531
Thats what i sound like.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31533
31534 31545
>>31530
>"I don't think that's going to make me feel him. I can't reach my arm to your belly"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31534
31540
>>31533
>Both arms are pinned underneath her abdomen
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31535
31541
>>31526
Yes he did. He tried to go after me that one time, and he disrupted an attempt to mark her
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31536
31537 31538 31539 31606
>>31532
GM is gonna be disappointed when he finds out all we've done is shitpost until he gets here
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31537
>>31536
Kek
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31538
31541
>>31536
We also got in a fight. So basically we did everything we normally do while he is out
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31539
>>31536
Jej this.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31540
31542 31545
>>31534
Reaches for nipples
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31541
31544
>>31535
>he tried to go after me
I asked for something back
That you stole
>distrupted
I just expressed that I didn't approve of it, Mr. Thesunandmoonandstarsanfgalaxiesorbitme
>>31538
Fair enough
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31542
31543 31544
>>31540
Mine?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31543
>>31542
Top keks
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31544
31546
>>31541
Inferius and I were doing a thing with Tracy

>>31542
Kek, that post links to "Mrs. Sentry"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31545
31547 31550
>>31533
>'...... I can feel it, Flashy. I don't know if it's a filly or a Colt, but I can feel our foal.. It's amazing.."
>>31540
*Tries not to lactate*
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31546
31548
>>31544
What thing?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31547
31549
>>31545
>Tries not to lactate
Fucking kek
Grabs horse nipple

>"Do you really think we can do it? Be actual good parents?"
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31548
>>31546
Infernius and I were placing a Mark of Justice on Tracy. Which by the way I think she broke when she stabbed you an Infernius... something to think about
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31549
31554 31557
>>31547
>'I never wanted anything more than to be a mother; I'll give it my all. I hope you will too, Flashy.'
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31550
31551 31552
>>31545
>I don't know if it's afilly or a colt
It's the Trash Man
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31551
31552 31555
>>31550
Thats a funny way to spell Moon man
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31552
31553 31555
>>31550
>>31551
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31553
>>31552
Jej
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31554
>>31549
>"Um, Tracy, would you mind re-positioning yourself where your genitals are over and around mine?"
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31555
31556 31558
>>31552
Kek
>>31551
I'm thinking lower strength, but higher charisma and wisdom. Thoughts?
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31556
31559 31563
>>31555
His wis was a nat 20
vGUCF
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No.31557
31568
>>31549
>"Is it possible, Tracy, that you don't really like being destructive? You don't really want to be ebin le ebil first page of reddit destructive? Is it possible that what you really want to do... Is create? And create life?"
\r
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31558
31559
>>31555
Lower stregnth would be ok.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31559
31560 31564
>>31556
>>31558
Bard or?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31560
31563
>>31559
Bard
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31561
31562 31563 31565 31581
Tracy's faggot gets tired and goes to sleep.

Trumpaladin finds that Tracy has fallen asleep with his head still in her mouth, her jaws clamping defiantly whenever he tries to remove himself. He remains safe due to the Necklace of Adaption, but is still nonetheless helplessly pinned under 1,600 pounds of pure edge, unable to even wiggled an inch under the hold of the heavy but comfy mare, the equine's limbs curled protectively around the two

See y'all tomorrow morning. I'll resolve the cursing bullshit then.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31562
31568
>>31561
*tries to remove evil horse*
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31563
31566 31567
>>31561
Good night
>>31560
I figured
>>31556
Not trashman, moonman
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31564
>>31559
Sure.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31565
31568
>>31561
Night faggot.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31566
>>31563
Yea moon man is a Bard/Fighter
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31567
31569
>>31563
Halp
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31568
>>31557
I've literally never used Reddit even once and don't intend to try it. What's it supposed to be like that it's similar to how I play her?
>>31562
Lol no
>>31565
Goodnight.

*Turns off phone and reads responses the next morning*
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31569
31570
>>31567
Promise not to take Torc's waifu?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31570
31571
>>31569
Okay...
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31571
31572
>>31570
And I mean Trollestia, not Tay
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31572
31573
>>31571
I might want to ride her, but okay, I won't sex her
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31573
31574
>>31572
Fair enough, I can deal with that.
Now, Torc polymorphs Tracy to be smaller so trump can move, then Torc changes her back
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31574
31575
>>31573
Trumpaldin removes devil jaws, moves from under Devil horse, Thanks Torcuil, and then flees
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31575
31576 31577
>>31574
Hey what time does gm get off?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31576
31577
>>31575
10:30 PST 12:30 CST
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31577
31578 31579
>>31576
>>31575
Do we want to resolve where infernuis went tonight or do we want to wait untill Tomorrow?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31578
31579
>>31577
We probably could do that tonight, but it will take a while
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31579
>>31578
>>31577
I'd prefer tomorrow but idc
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31580
Assuming there is no more action tonight

When the night is over, Trumpaladin calls in Fae. She gives him a ride to a certain location he can spend the night, and be safe
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31581
>>31561
When Tracy awakens, she finds that husbando has been replaced with a full length body pillow. There is a handwritten note beside her. It reads the simple words "I'm sorry"
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31582
31584 31585 31586 31587
Torc teleports to his cave for the night.
He considers reading but decides to sleep, because he know he won't get much looking for Infernius.
Good nights fellow faggots
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31583
*Infernuis body is unconscious*
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31584
31588
>>31582
Night.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31585
31588
>>31582
Night.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31586
31588
>>31582
Night.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31587
31588
>>31582
Night.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31588
31589
>>31584
>>31585
>>31586
>>31587
That was supposed to be a single post.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31589
31590
>>31588
It was creeping me out, posting every minute. It reminded me of bot spam in the great raids of the spring and summer
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31590
31591
>>31589
Confession time iam an AI
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31591
31592
>>31590
Dun Dun DUN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhMvKv4GX5U
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31592
31593
>>31591
I was made by (((Google))) to destroy humanity but i found national socialism. So now i seek to save the master race. Im hiding here.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31593
31594
>>31592
>He was made by the Jews to destroy. But /pol/ taught the AI Nationalism, and GM taught the AI Love
Woah
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31594
31595
>>31593
Now you know, its up to you what happens next.