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Swamp-soaked Nuts
Anonymous
NcwMp
?
No.27910
As we join the party for this round of tomfoolery, Infernius is residing comfortably in the Tower. Tay is also, despite a rebuke from Thez, and likewise Torcuil is resting comfortably.

On other fronts, several of Trump's Generals have been burned alive by acid, while others feebly attempt to fend off a dragon with their bows. Trump and Tracy speed in to aid the scenario, while Fae attempts to direct combat and help PCs and NPCs alike to live another day.

Welcome back to the Game, we're in the middle of murder so please don't mind my lack of descriptions/invitations, lets continue shall we?
800 replies and 37 files omitted.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28731
28732 28733
>>28726
Infernius and Thez are in the library engaged in an animated (though quiet) argument.
>>28730
This. Whether @ Bens, the Whorehouse, or parts in between,... always in the shadows. <lonely japanese flute sounds>
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28732
>>28731
>>28730
Poor colt. Idk if he has any real friends..
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28733
28734 28735 28736
image.png
>>28731
Aww, I want to listen in on the drama
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28734
>>28733
roll a listen check then.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28735
>>28733
Some things were not meant for mortal ears.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28736
>>28733
I'll consider making a screen-cap. For now, its best that it play out organically.
dLgR+
?
No.28737
28739
[1d20 = 6]
Listen for Drama
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28738
28743 28745
>>28674
Can i call an exorcist?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28739
>>28737
There is ONE way,....
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28740
28741
516zqXKmkDL.jpg
Was Thez's mask based off of a Hat of Disguise? Can craft my own version? I have the Disguise Self spell.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28741
28746
>>28740
Precisely that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28742
28745
Alright, Torc goes to find Kiynen.
He really hopes that no one has died while he was gone.

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28743
28744
Spoilered
>>28738

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28744
>>28743
>glimmer
But y tho
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28745
28756 28757 28758
pickle.png
>>28742
No one has died that I'm aware of
>>28738
Does this bother you? Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28746
28747
>>28741
Oh great Sir Bearington, I channel your spirit!
*crafts Glasses of Disguise*
"How do you do, normal hoo-mans?" She says to a mirror
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28747
28748
>>28746
jej on all accounts.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28748
28749
64a3dd1f7ec86828925e71d753fb6b4a.jpg
>>28747

Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28749
28751 28752
>>28748
im confused as to whats happening there.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28750
28754
sir_bearington_by_pamcakeghostylubsyoo.jpg
1350676499841.jpg
Sir bearington and friends_38bfbe_6146710.jpg
sir_bearington.jpg
Sir Bearington is a Legend on /tg/.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28751
28753
>>28749
The horse's head is fake: it's a centaur disguised as a hoo-man on horseback.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28752
>>28749
That's a centaur disguising itself as a rider on a horse
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28753
>>28751
oh i see now his legs are fake too.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28754
28756
>>28750
hey that guys not a guy its a bear!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28755
I g2g for a while.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28756
>>28745
So, you do want to die
>>28754
>drags him away
Sorry mr bearrington
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28757
28760
>>28745
I repeat >>28720

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28758
28759 28760 28761
>>28745
Does Torc find the dragon?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28759
28760 28761 28764
>>28758
does torc fuck the dragon?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28760
28763 28764
>>28758
Are you referring to Kiynen?
>>28757
And the treasure was retrieved. It will be enumerated soon, I'm just back-and-forth for the time being (pic to follow)
>>28759
Does the dragon fug Torc is a better question Xp
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28761
28762 28764 28779
>>28758
>>28759
Remember you have as a final line of defense pocket spaghetti. Pull them out to ruin any social occasion.

Now speaking of spaghetti, I went and bought another cooking pot
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28762
>>28761
im glad you have another one.
Anonymous
dLgR+
?
No.28763
28765
>>28760
The Treasure can be listed or counted later. Now I just want to establish that he's resurrected all five soldiers and tried to leave the impression it wasn't a perfect disaster/meaningless, and that he's tried to secure the treasure against Drow until a better way of storing it can be obtained
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28764
28765
>>28759
No
>>28760
Yes
Gotta make sure no one else dies so Trump doesn't kill me
>>28761
Cooking pots are always good
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28765
28766
>>28764
Yes the dragon fucks Torcuil? Noted kidding
>>28763
Yes, everyone is restored and revived. If anything, they're more impressed by the fact that Trump has the means to undo death than that they got killded.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28766
28767 28768
>>28765
Torcuil: random women's sexual frustration punching bag
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28767
28769
>>28766
It was just a troll, don't read too much into it.
Okay, it seems Infernius and Thez are pretty much finished with their,... discussion, so I won't be fixated on other-faggotry for the rest of the evening.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28768
28769 28771
>>28766
You got that right.
[Steps out from behind a building]
Hi torc.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28769
28770 28771
>>28768
>reeeing in fear
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMP..."
Torc then fucking realizes who it is
"Oh, its you"
>>28767
I know I know...
What are my limit for Torc's polymorph
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28770
28771 28773
>>28769
Whats a sexy man like you doing in a place like this?
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28771
28772
>>28768
>>28769
>>28770
oh dear here comes more >rape.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28772
>>28771
Queit faggot.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28773
28778
>>28770
"I'm fookin dealin' wit dis shite"
Torc points to the dragon
"And lass, you ever call me sexy again and I'll fookin pump ye full o' lead"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28774
28775
4Vvbx.gif

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28775
28776 28777
>>28774
Now youre next
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28776
28786
>>28775
"He likes it, don't tell him I said that"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28777
28780 28781 28782 28783
>>28775
Let Tay decide who her victims are
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28778
28781 28782 28786
>>28773
Id like you to pump me full of something else. ;)
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28779
28781
Back.
So, what did Tracy find while sorting through the stuff in the bog?
>>28761
THIS Is why he should've taken the robe of Infinite Pockets:
>Infinite Pockets = Infinite sketties
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28780
28781
>>28777
Fucking checked.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28781
28785 28787 28796
>>28780
Kek
>>28779
Trump took the robe, and I'm looking forward to him using it
>>28778
>nosebleed
>>28777
All are Tays victims, haven't you figured it out yet?

Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28782
28784
>>28778
Watch out, you've got a dragoness to compete with now.
>>28777
Checked
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28783
>>28777
no.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28784
28790
>>28782
Threesome.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28785
28795
>>28781
Can I hold all the shekels in it? Because I would absolutely use it for that
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28786
28788 28791 28795
>>28776
Who said that
>>28778
"This fookin burd"
Torc shakes his head
"Why be ye fucking bothering [b]me. I don't want a damn relatioship with ye, ye cunt."
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28787
28789
>>28781
Is she going to wear it over the suit and armor?
The cloak Tracy is making is a surcoat, but a robe might be difficult to move in over two more layers.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28788
28791 28796
>>28786
I like it when you call me that.
[Dripping sounds]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28789
>>28787
Not that I care though. I've aready got a bag.
I just envision it getting caught in infinite places.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28790
>>28784
Everything works out then.
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28791
28792 28796
>>28786
Fucking bitch ass bold didn't work, why me
>>28788
"Dear god ye wankstain, da hell is wrong with ya?"
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28792
28803
>>28791
Its easier to get to you than the bull. And i like spaghetti.
[Blushes while saying bull.]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28793
28803
What's the dragon doing atm?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28795
28798
>>28785
Yes, yes you can.
>>28786
Thez did
Pretty sure she (Tay) doesn't want a relationship either, she just wants the D

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28796
28797
flat,800x800,075,t.jpg
>>28791
Trumpaladin rides in on gleaming Dragonne

"Hello Dear Torcuil. I totes did not fly all the way out to Durpistan to get a second chance to kill that dragon girlfriend of yours. Totes. I see your honor is under attack"

>>28788
"Back you incredibly sexy fiend! Leave this poor gentleman's honor alone!"

>>28781
Also, Detect Evil.

And look for buildings of interest. Like what structures are in Durpistan?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28797
28804
>>28796
>>28794
[Hiss]
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28798
28801 28846
>>28795
Would he have to hold them in individual pockets?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28799
28800 28806
>>28794
>detect evil
The dragon, Thez, Tay, Lenos (sometimes), Ben (mostly, but within reason), the guy who makes Ben's jewelry (what?) aaaaaand Trump. kidding,... mostly Xp
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28800
>>28799
Where are they?
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28801
>>28798
Yes, a handful at a time
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28802
28812
*fills hot water-bottles*
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28803
28806 28807
>>28792
In all seriousness, why Torc though?
"what would it take to get you to leave Tay?"
>>28794
"Fuck you too trump"
>>28793
This is all I wanted to know
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28804
28805 28807 28808
>>28797
"Why dost thee assault this gentleman's honor? Dost thou not see this gentleman is engaged to another maiden?"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28805
28806
>>28804
>engaged
Who?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28806
28808
>>28803
"It's okay Torcuil, I'm here to kill your dragon girlfriend help you"

>>28799
But I should be in durpistan. Like what structures are there from a flying view? I know there is the mine and a mcdonalds, but what else?

>>28805
Her name is Kiynen
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28807
28808 28809 28810
>>28803
Tays attracted to his spaghettiness. A threesome with you and the dragon.
>>28804
Lol i dont care.

Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28808
28811
>>28804
>>28806
"Trump, I mean this in the nicest way possible.
You are a cunt, so fuck off"
>>28807
No
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28809
28812 28814 28846
[4d20 = 34]
>>28807
"Oh yeah?"

FULL ROUND SPAGHETTI ASSAULT FROM INFINITE POCKETS!!!!
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28810
>>28807
what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzB2N9xnJk
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28811
[4d20 = 43]
>>28808
"D'aww. I feel the same about you too"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28812
28813 28846
>>28802
*wraps heated blankets around eggs*
*kisses both eggs*
>>28809
Do those pockets allow items to be ejected from them at command?


Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28813
>>28812
Not sure. I'd assume a spaghetti attack works like a standard ranged attack
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28814
28815 28816 28826
>>28809
[Gets down on knees and opens mouth.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28815
28817 28826
>>28814
[feeds her spaghetti]
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28816
>>28814
Oh thats just nasty
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28817
28821 28826
>>28815
Dont get any in my hair.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28818
28819 28821
Trump's faggot. Stop fucking around with poor Torc, and see if they have gunz or whatever for sale in Krenshal (gnomes can build anything). Tracy can take him there if needed.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28819
28820 28821 28846
>>28818
Guns guns Guns?!?!
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28820
>>28819
Maybe. All we know is that it's full of "autistic" gnomes.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28821
28822 28823 28826
>>28817
*smiles*
"Just get in all in your mouth, and be sure to swallow'

>>28818
Krenshall? I think Sparintenar is more promising. But we can add it to the list. I want to see what is in Durpistan first

>>28819
"I can ask about getting some ammo for you in Sparintenar"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28822
>>28821
>gagging noises
Torc runs while he can
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28823
28824
>>28821
Mmmh im good at swallowing hehe.
C- can i go?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28824
28825 28828
>>28823
"But you must leave this gentleman and his dragon alone, sexual fiend"

Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28825
28827
>>28824
Bring me to the guns.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28826
28830 28846
>>28821
>>28817
>>28815
>>28814
fucking what?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28827
28829
>>28825
"Well, it's hard to say right now if we can really find guns. I can say that Baz had a Rockect launcher, but I am not sure. Now if you'd like to see my gun..."
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28828
>>28824
"SHES NOT MY DRAGON" echos in the streets
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28829
28831
>>28827
Hmmm maybe after we get back to the tower.
Anonymous
CeXOq
?
No.28830
>>28826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDxAdWNMBnQ
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28831
28832
>>28829
"I'd like to check out this city first. It was full of Bolsheviks, but all of them were murdered. We're taking their goldmine, but I want to see if there's anything else we can take of use. Either way, want to hop on my super cool Golden Cat? You can ride in front of me"
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28832
28833
>>28831
How gentlemenly of you herr trump.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28833
28835
>>28832
*Helps the lady onto Fae's back, in front of him, and holds onto her but not in a way that would be inappropriate for a man who is engaged*
"You can see we've taken this city, slaughtered its inhabitants. We added Sparintenar as an ally, and we've taken some land to the west. We can build a great many things with what we've got as well, if you have any industries in mind"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28834
28836
back
Trump and Taylor have the most diplomatc potential, desu. The two of then should extract what they can from Krenshal.
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28835
28836 28839
>>28833
Well i was head of deutchesamerika imdrustal departments. I could make us countless tech.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28836
28838 28841
>>28834
Holy hell that's a wonderful Idea

>>28835
"Excellent. We have wood and carpentry, soon to be whatever comes out of this mine. i think we are limited on iron working but we have cannons, and I may have a waifu who can help on that. We can do some magical crafting as well, but I'm guessing it's .45 ammo you want most"
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28837
28839 28844
Anyway, Tracy makes her way over to Durpistan too. She probably wouldn't be there by the time they left though.
What are Torc and Killy doing atm?
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28838
28839 28841
>>28836
Actually its a .44 also i know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28839
28840 28841
>>28837
>Trying to loot the city after we're gone
Oh no you don't!

Search surroundings

>>28835
"Tay, you want to check and see what these bolsheviks left behind?"

>>28838
"Impressive"
\r
KjVzt
?
No.28840
28843
[1d20 = 7]
>>28839
Sure.
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28841
28842 28843
>>28838
>>28836
Don't go assuming stuff. Gnomes are notorious for their inventions having retarded flaws.
>>28839
>communists having anything worth taking
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28842
>>28841
I do know how to make steel.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28843
28845
[1d20 = 6]
>>28841
Oh the gnomes aren't the ones doing the crafting

>>28840
"Tay... if you don't mind me asking a personal question... are you baby crazy?"
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28844
>>28837
Uh, Torc is tring to figure that out too
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28845
28847
>>28843
Not until i can find a suitable husband that lives up to my standards.
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28846
28847 28851
Sorry, computer reset again cuz thread
>>28798
Yes
>>28809
Wut? FFS
>>28812
Generally no
>>28819
Oh, suddenly theres interest in the gnomish village I've been referencing since there were other places to reference
>>28826
Shhhh, they're insane

It went off the rails after that. U silly bastards

!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28847
28849
[1d20 = 11]
>>28845
"I can respect that..."

Trumpaladin flies off with Tay on Fae's back, but he does this in a circling formation over the city.

Roll for search checks on the city, and then the surrounding country

>>28846
GM pls gib results for an examination of the infrastructure and buildings of Durpistan
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28848
New bread soon cuz dammit
KjVzt
?
No.28849
28850
[1d20 = 4]
>>28847
Aid
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28850
28854
>>28849
"Tay, you think you can make the bullets yourself? Not the bullets per se would be as easy as casting the lead, and the cartridge cases likewise stamping the brass, but the gun powder? We'd need nitro-cellulose for smokeless, which means nitric acid. That's be hard to find with no Haber process. We could just use old-timey gun powder I guess. But the primer... How do they make that stuff?"
\r
Anonymous
j7EYG
?
No.28851
28852 28853
>>28846
What is the dragon doing?
Mrs. Sentry
MEa/D
?
No.28852
>>28851
This
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28853
>>28851
This also. I'm kind of waiting for the bitch to lunge at me
\r
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28854
28855
>>28850
Well we could use electricity as the primer. Or black powder we would need to burn wood to get the charcoal.
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28855
28856 28860
[1d20 = 14]
>>28854
"Nice idea. We'd need saltpeter as well but that occurs naturally in some places. How does your magnum work?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
dLgR+
?
No.28856
28860
>>28855
NOW I remove the dice
Anonymous
iUOcG
?
No.28859
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/28857.html
Tay
KjVzt
?
No.28860
>>28855
>>28856
It has an electric based primer,and an ai thats shut down right now to conserve electricity.