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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
868 replies and 53 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23855
23856
KPvcqWU.png

Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23856
>>23855
This
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23858
23859 23860 23870
And at last I'm back
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23859
>>23858
~Yay!
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23860
>>23858
Huzzah!
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23861
23862 23863
>>23845
"I don't know!" he seems pleased by this.
>>23848
Did you mean through the hole?
>>23847
The bird eventually relaxes its patrol and makes its way over to a rocky spire over there GM points. You following it?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23862
23864
>>23861
"Ever lit before?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23863
23864
>>23861
Yes, follow in stealth, from a safe distance.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23864
23865 23866
>>23862
Nope, its entirely unused.
>>23863
Yeah, he lands on that spire over there points
6kSUe
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No.23865
23867
[1d20 = 14]
>>23864
"Why did you suggest it to me? What did I say that made you think it was right for me?"

Sense motive
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23866
23869
>>23864
Slowly approach the spire over "there", in stealth.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23867
23868
>>23865
"Im sorry, I completely forgot. But I see it, and I know this man. It for you, it definitely. You should buy," his shtick would be far more irritating if money was an issue.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23868
23869
>>23867
"Should it be used in formal setting or similar to a torch?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23869
23871 23872 23873
>>23866
Its a perch. From here you can see all around the spire, with no obstructions. Including, the nest about 60' lower, nesled in a jut of stone.
>>23868
"I do not know." ^_^
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23870
23874
>>23858
as am i.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23871
23872 23874
>>23869
*eyes narrow*
"I'll take it"

"But before I go, does the shop [this guy is from the shop right?] have any special knives, daggers, or special stabbing equipment in stock?"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23872
>>23871
>>23869
>inb4 shop disappears
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23873
23874
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>23869
>it really had a nest
Aw, poor thing...
Look closer, carefully. What's in it?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23874
23875 23876 23877
>>23871
"Yes of course habibi. Come I take you." He leads you to a booth with letter openers. "Here are special knives."
>>23870
Welcome. So is it through the hole or through the floor?
>>23873
2 eggs
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23875
23879
>>23874
>letter openers
"I'll take all of them"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23876
23878
>>23874
>2 eggs
Fug...
Give me a minute to figure something out.
Poor birdie..
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23877
23879
>>23874
it depends on if i have to roll to bust through the floor.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23878
23880
>>23876
ill take one.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23879
23881 23884
>>23877
Yes, you do.
>>23875
"Very good. Thank you."
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23880
23882
the-thinker-3.jpg
>>23878
I would in a heartbeat, but the priority is what to do with daddy bird. A Roc won't stop hopelessly circling its nest until it's mate comes back: it will die of starvation before it leaves its eggs alone.
I'm a big mythology nut, with a soft spot for animals.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23881
23887
>>23879
HOW MANY LETTER OPENERS DO I RECIEVE!

Go with Fae to see Adam at the saw mill
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23882
>>23880
It was hunting ponies just a few minutes before
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23883
23887
Is the tower visible from the top of the mountain?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23884
23887 23889
>>23879
ill knock on the trapdoor.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23885
23886
Also, is he incubating the eggs atm?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23886
23893
>>23885
males dont do that.
fVJvo
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No.23887
23890 23894
[1d20 = 15]
>>23881
One dozen letter openers. "What'cha gonna do with those?" Thez asks.
>>23883
Off in the distance, yes.
>>23884
The trapdoor is banged in. The orcs react with surprise.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23888
23895
>thez
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23889
>>23884
Excuse me, I misread that. They do react with surprise tho.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23890
23891 23895
>>23887
"hello do you have a minute to talk about our lord?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23891
23892 23896
>>23890
Infernius can hear whispering for a moment, then the trapdoor opens a crack, and then shuts its self. Agitated whispering can be hears.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23892
23909
>>23891
*opens trapdoor before they stab through it*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23893
23906
>>23886
Then who incubates the eggs while the mother is gone?
Okay then, very, very very stealthily approach the rim of the nest, making sure the eggs are between Tracy and Daddybird, to obstruct her image (back in small form).
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23894
23904
>>23887
"I was wanting a proper gift for Tracy, but I doubt she'd be impressed by these. I think one or two would be nice as a contingency stabbing weapon, since I have no stabbing weapons, and it has happened before that I have lost my one lethal melee weapon in combat. Get hit in the eye with this and you're reasonably fucked. Also I think Tracy would be impressed if I killed someone that way. It's even edgier than using a sword or knife.

And the rest, well, I'll use them to open letters"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23895
>>23888
Checked
>>23890
Keked
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23896
23897 23904
>>23891
Goes to the mill

Tells Fae "alright, burn the sludge. I'd rather you be fine with my decisions"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23897
23898
>>23896
>asking a lion to start a fire
Help her out.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23898
23899
>>23897
She's part dragon. I'm sure she can find some way of burning things
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23899
23900 23901 23902
>>23898
is she silver?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23900
>>23899
Get your head out of the gutter and convert the heathens, Mr. Cleric.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23901
>>23899
Dude...
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23902
23903
>>23899
Also, she has brass scales.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23903
>>23902
Gold dragons can do it too
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23904
23905
>>23894
Thez nods, impressed.
>>23896
"At once."
No, she doesn't have a breath weapon.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23905
23907
>>23904
Helps Fae burn sludge, if necessary
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23906
23907
>>23893
Tracy approaches the nest carefully.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23907
23908 23909 23911
>>23905
She can handle it. If you had committed to keeping it I would have had it turn into a monster on you, but disposing it will avoid that consequence.
>>23906
There are two ways to approach the nest. One is to ethereal right to it and become material again, the other is to climb up along the rock in stealth.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23908
>>23907
reeeeee
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23909
23912
>>23892
>>23907

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23911
23914 23916 23917
>>23907
Have her go Ethereal while she can. Get between the eggs and Daddybird to hide behind them.
Press ear to one of the eggs and listen.
fVJvo
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No.23912
23913 23915 23919
[1d20 = 20]
>>23909
An orc wearing a pot for a helmet is inside the trap-door with a black scarf over his face yells: "Nazi!" as he attacks with a club.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23913
>>23912
Ouch
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
?
No.23914
>>23911
Let the eggs be between her and the bird*
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23915
23917
>>23912
Go to the Saw Mill specifically to speak with Adam
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23916
>>23911
Listen to both the eggs for that matter.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23917
23918 23920
>>23911
Hold on a sec. There's no "popping back in from ethereal and being auto-stealth". The position of the eggs is such quite because of the visibility factor.
>>23915
K. "Yeah?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23918
>>23917
With an intense look he asks bluntly

"What did she do?"
/GO+C
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No.23919
23926
[1d20 = 6]
>>23912
>>23912
"ow what hell?"
punch the commie out
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23920
23921
>>23917
Okay then, slowly creep over the rim of the nest in material pony form alongside the eggs, while Daddybird isn't looking (the moment he looks back at the valley), then hide behind the eggs.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23921
23922
>>23920
Rock eggs are as big as a car, right?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23922
23923 23924
>>23921
Well, maybe a smartcar.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23923
23925 23933
>>23922
And the adult ones are big enough to carry off a pony or much, much bigger. Why do you want to bring one home? You already have a Tarrasque
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23924
>>23922
Dubs
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23925
>>23923
>bring one home
I didn't say that.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23926
23927
>>23919
You would, but that was a really good hit. I'm gonna say it stunned you and they force the trapdoor closed again and bolt it.
The talking is muffled, but loud and excited. You can't make out what they're saying.
/GO+C
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No.23927
23928 23929 23931
[1d20 = 6]
>>23926
bust through the floor!
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23928
>>23927
>ouch
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23929
1491203453796.jpg
>>23927

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23930
23931
main_1487967524-The-Walking-Dead-Lucile-Barbed-Wire-Louisville-Slugger-Baseball-Bat-PristineAuction.com.jpg
Would this be considered a non-lethal weapon?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23931
23932 23933 23936
>>23927
The door holds solid. Your position on the ladder doesn't allow any sufficient leverage to apply against the door.
>>23930
>barbed club
>non-lethal
So, while Tracy can go etherealness at will, that doesn't change the fact that the spell-like ability does have a limited duration. Tracy momentarily appears and either begins falling or is spotted on the ledge next to the nest.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23932
23934 23937 23939
>>23931
>limited duration
I thought it was 20 rounds?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23933
23939
>>23923
Speaking of taking home creatures to raise that you think are harmless or domestic-able, but really just destroy everything when you leave them alone...

>>23931
GM, what does Adam say when asked
"What did she do?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23934
23939
>>23932
You spent several minutes etheral waiting for the Roc to lose interest. That alone is 20, 30 or more rounds of Etheralness
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23935
1482038126934.jpg
why the fuck do i Never roll over 10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23936
23939
>>23931
I stab into the floor as far as i can then i set my sword on fire.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23937
23945
>>23932
Oh, wait, the transformation, you mean.
Get on the ledge for cover, or rather, get in the nest right next to the eggs, and stare straight at the bird, because why not at this point?
I've been a massive fool tonight. Idk t this point...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23939
23940 23942 23945
>>23933
You're asking Adam?
"Yeah, it is," his body language suggests that was a dumb question and why the fuck did you come all the way here to ask me that.
>>23932
Its 20 minutes actually, but >>23934 its been a minute since she first went ethereal to escape the Roc. It can be re-engaged from wherever it is you never said she's at, but she's definitely been spotted.
>>23936
Again, same story. The ladder doesn't provide sufficient leverage to stab into the wood, and the wood appears long-stained over many years, preventing it from being casually flammable.

Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23940
23941
>>23939
fuck this i go back to the tower.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23941
23943
>>23940
You arrive back at the tower, about to get the trolling of a lifetime. Thez is there, finishing up preparations on what appears to be an ebin feast. The whole mess area tables are lined with ridiculous proportions of all kinds of stuffs. Its fuckin' Thanksgiving, what do you want from me? As Infernius enters, she looks over at him and smiles. "Hey there I'nis. Have you seen Tracy?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23942
23955
>>23939
"I'll... come back later..."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23943
23944
>>23941
gm when was the last time i saw her? last night?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23944
23951
>>23943
Hmmmm, she thinks for a moment, not getting the sort of answer she'd hoped for. <whoof> she disappears.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23945
23946
face.jpg
>>23937
>>23939
>disappear momentarily
>reappear on eggs
*sits on eggs with fat horsebutt*
[staring intensifies]
Beckon it to come closer.
I'm drunk as fuck, but here goes.
She does confer fire resistance like in 5e, right? Her tail won't burn the egg,
right?

Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23946
23947
>>23945
No, but that would heat them quite well now that you mention it, and more than a round in one spot gives concealment (smoke). The Roc can no longer see effectively into the nest area.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23947
23948
>>23946
Listen to eggs.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23948
23949 23951
>>23947
They're still alive. The Roc flaps around frustratedly, but even with its wing beat it can't dissipate the smoke that readily billows from Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23949
23950
>>23948
How far progressed to they feel? Are they well-developed, or freshly laid?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23950
23953
>>23949
It feels like the embryos occupy all of their eggs except the air cells.
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23951
23952
>>23944
>>23948
i go to lennos.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23952
23954
>>23951
"Yep?"
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23953
23955
stare.jpg
>>23950
Assume Heavy Warhorse shape, after eggs are heated sufficiently.
>Smoke stops
*stares straight up at the bird, even more intensely than before*
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23954
23955
>>23952
"do we have any cages around here?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23955
23956 23959 23965
>>23942
"You do that," he replies. Please note, Adam is a sarcastic bastard, I'm not just making that up.
>>23954
He stops what he's doing. "What now?" raising his goggles. "I don't know about cages, but what do you need a cage for?"
>>23953
Didn't we just agree you'd need to be mounted to go Heavy Warhorse?
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23956
23957
>>23955
>to go Heavy Warhorse
I thought that was for Cauchemar form?
Either way, do what it takes to stop the smoking.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23957
23958
>>23956
You're right. Heavy warhorse was for when she's on fire and ethereal and shit. Which she is/has-been the whole time. Going Pony is how to stop the smoke.