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Murderous Nuts
Y/8M5
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No.18071
18074 18077
Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.

Staff Edit: Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
1042 replies and 71 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18787
18798
>>18783
Doggo won't die.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18788
>>18786
See >>18785 since I think it's my turn. I think

Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18789
>>18786
Yay cinematic
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18790
18791 18792 18797
>>18786
I want to be Tracy to be inside its body as it dies and eat her way out like a maggot.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18791
18792
>>18790
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18792
18794 18795 18796
>>18790
*joins Thez and starts slashing the walls with koraks sword*
>>18791
>implying I need a reason
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18793
18805
The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18794
18801 18806
>>18792
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18795
>>18792
>koraks sword
Why do I keep saying that?
Tracy's sword.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18796
>>18792
It's just kind of gratuitous
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18797
>>18790
>edgy as fuck!!
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18798
18799 18800 18803 18805 18808 18811
>>18787
Can we make doggo our friend and adopt it?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18799
18813
>>18798
No.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18800
18802 18813
>>18798
Definitely not
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18801
18804
>>18794
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18802
18807
>>18800
Did the Port Barry NPCs do the actual death blow?
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18803
18813
>>18798
No...
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18804
>>18801
*begins eating the walls*
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18805
18813 18814
>>18798
NO
>>18793
Eish to keep it dead
dt2xA
?
No.18806
[3d8+15 = 29]
>>18794
REEEEE I WONT LOOSE HER AGAIN

Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18807
18810
>>18802
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18808
18811 18813
>>18798
"Someone cover her eyes!" can be heard from inside the beasts body

Y/8M5
?
No.18809
[7d20 = 90]

Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18810
>>18807
With a javelin throw? But her round wasn't until much later.

Eh, whatever
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18811
18813
>>18798
>>18808
Eyes coverd tracy
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18812
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18813
18818
1501442266425-2.png
>>18799
>>18800
>>18803
>>18805
>>18808
>>18811


Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18814
18815 18820
>>18805
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18815
18816 18823
>>18814
"Huh"
Whats the loot?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18816
18823 18827
>>18815
"our lives"
what is the loot though gm?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18817
18819 18822 18825 18841
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Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18818
18827
>>18813
>thumbnail looked more eyecovering

Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18819
18825
>>18817
IT'S A FOOTBALL!
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18820
18821
6cf.png
>>18814
>all my meat is disappearing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18821
>>18820
Please don't resurrect that thing
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18822
18824
>>18817
*contemplates eating football*
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18823
18827 18828 18830
>>18815
>>18816
Sorry, Kefka was FAR to vain to use items, and the Dog had no use or ability TO use. There IS the emperor's throne, but that's another segment ENTIRELY
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18824
>>18822
*Contemplates Smiting Tracy*
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18825
18826 18828 18829
>>18819
>>18817
"Are you kidding me?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18826
>>18825
Don't worry, I'm not hardly done. This will be a lengthy cinematic.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18827
>>18816
"Well I know that."
>>18818
>Torc picks up pony
"wanna go collect sticks?"
>>18823
Oh, okay
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18828
>>18823
Oh don't worry. The fact that he ruled over many kingdoms and exacted tribute was not lost on me. I would never overlook such a fact

>>18825
"Hell no we ain't!"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18829
>>18825
"IKR!"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18830
>>18823
*Kefka's body vanishes*
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18831
18832 18833
The stands around the party erupt in cheers. Not only has Port Barry - and Football - been saved yet again, but this time the citizens themselves took part. No longer was it the party saving the people, but the people serving and aiding the party, who saved everyone.
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18832
18833 18836
>>18831
I love democracy
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18833
>>18831
Citizens need not sell themselves so short. They held the demons at bay for hours until the party arrived

>>18832
A mighty nation indeed. Great Potential. Great.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18834
George-Soros.jpg
Unfortunately, during the fight and the involved circumstances, no one landed the requisite spot check.
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18835
(still cinematic, don't worry)
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18836
>>18832
>pleb
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18837
18838
"It seems that troublesome sprite bit off more than she could chew! This means, this realm is MINE for the taking! Go then my MINIONS!!"
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18838
18839
>>18837
>weave of force
Shit, the black girls are attacking
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18839
18851 18856
>>18838
"Did we win? Can I have the other half of the candy?"
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18840
18848 18850
Soros alone can still move, and he's sweating.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
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No.18841
18842 18844
1445695409441.jpg
>>18817
>yfw you left a broom closet's worth of knives inside of the Tarrasque
Anonymous
Y/8M5
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No.18842
18843
>>18841
(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18843
18847 18849
>>18842
Tracy still hurts though...
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18844
>>18841
FUCKING KEK
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18845
18846 18853
The golden female looks down at Thez, still not breathing.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18846
18852 18853
>>18845
because fuck you!!
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18847
19149
>>18843
(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18848
glow-in-the-dark-eyes1632529612.JPG
>>18840
*mouth waters at the sight of Soros*
[hungry nightmare noises]
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18849
18851 18856
1507005139754.png
>>18843
>signs a little hymn for the lost knifes
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18850
>>18840
Did Tracy fuck everything up?
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18851
18854
>>18849
Awww
>>18839
Not Yet little one
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18852
18855 18857 18859 18861
>>18846
Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
Anonymous
dt2xA
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No.18853
18858
>>18846
>>18845
wait this is soros talking to me right?
Anonymous
iirvJ
?
No.18854
>>18851
Soros is bad man. He is basically stealing my candy.
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18855
>>18852
disreguard gm im sorry i thought it was soros talking
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18856
18860
>>18839
"Shhh! you know what"
Torc tucks the pony into his robes so she can see, but not have to be held
"Listen, you can have candy when this is over"
>>18849
Artist?
"Okay you can sing"

Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18857
18863
>>18852
[mouth-watering intensifies]
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18858
18862
>>18853
No, this is the golden female. Don't worry, that was an excellent answer
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18859
18866
>>18852
"I am he who fights on behalf of my nations for their protection, prosperity, and glory"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18860
>>18856
https://derpibooru.org/814430
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-whitediamonds
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18861
18866
>>18852
"Um exuse me for the harsh language,"
>plugs ponys ears
"Who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18862
18866
>>18858
"who are you?"
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18863
18864
>>18857
Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy

"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18864
18865 18866
>>18863
I thought we couldn't move?
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18865
18867
>>18864
I missed that. He only looks over at her, and tries to see if or how she responds then
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18866
18869 18870 18871 18878
>>18859
She reaches out a hand, and trump is struck by a bolt of energy, rendered immobile.
FOOL
>>18861
Another bolt, immobile
INSOLENCE
>>18862
Yet another bolt
YOU I SHALL SAVE FOR LAST
>>18864
Initially that was for Soros and crew, but as now 3 of the party are disabled. You still have motion
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18867
>>18865
She's staring at Soros: she wants the rest of him.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18868
(think Gozer from Ghostbusters, except sleek and golden, instead of bubbly and weird)
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18869
>>18866
Is pony okay?
Anonymous
dt2xA
?
No.18870
18872
>>18866
"look here bitch if you no let me go me rip you limb from limb"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18871
>>18866
*just stares*
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18872
18873 18875 18879
>>18870
Good spirit, but ur immobilized
Tracy, Tay, and Norfilly are still free to move/respond
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18873
18874
>>18872
Can Soros move?
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18874
18876
>>18873
No
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18875
18877
>>18872
Coup de grace soros with my 44.
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18876
18877
>>18874
Promptly Run over to him and start gnawing on his leg, ripping big chunks out.
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18877
18879 18880 18882
>>18875
>>18876
I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!

Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.

The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.

YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
Anonymous
hxVLC
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No.18878
18881
>>18866
Trumpaladin is oddly content with this outcome
Anonymous
MuWa7
?
No.18879
BURN HER, BURN HER
>>18872
>filly is okay
Okay
>>18877
Kek

Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18880
18898
>>18877
"Lady taylor the swift, conquer of worlds."
Anonymous
Y/8M5
?
No.18881
18883
>>18878
Oh, I've spent all week cooking this shit up. I alluded to it in the emo-wall-text
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18882
18884 18898
>>18877
*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
Anonymous
hxVLC
?
No.18883
>>18881
The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think you even understand
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18884
18885
>>18882
"Hey save me the heart!!"
Mrs. Sentry
+ZiNI
?
No.18885
18886
>>18884
>Save the best part
lol no
Tay
KtwdI
?
No.18886
>>18885
"Dont make me hurt you tracy"