Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>17613
"Listen, she's little, scarred, and confused. Just let me handle it."
Torc crouches back down, and pets the little filly
"I promise we will explain everything later, but is there anything I can get you now?"
"Listen, she's little, scarred, and confused. Just let me handle it."
Torc crouches back down, and pets the little filly
"I promise we will explain everything later, but is there anything I can get you now?"
>>17619
"O-okay. I think I have what I need. I lost my collection of twigs but I know I can get new ones."
"O-okay. I think I have what I need. I lost my collection of twigs but I know I can get new ones."
>>17597
Mr trumpadin we are from the same place, german just simply became the dominant language on earth (Erde) in the 1940s and i am very good at killing things.
Mr trumpadin we are from the same place, german just simply became the dominant language on earth (Erde) in the 1940s and i am very good at killing things.
Alright, the characters in no particular order. (carry on, simple descriptions)
Trumpaladin is very much like he appears in pic related
Tracy likewise appears like her character
Taylor Swift also, except with a battle-axe and a holstered .44mag
Nor-filly is a purplish pegasus filly
Infernius looks like a red-furred Iron Will (MLP) w/ a freaky-big sword on his back
Torcuil looks like a bearded scotsman in tartan robes, carrying an ornate snake-headed staff, a pair of fine pistols on his belt.
Thez is a purple devil with pink hair, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak and her tail around her waist like a belt.
Trumpaladin is very much like he appears in pic related
Tracy likewise appears like her character
Taylor Swift also, except with a battle-axe and a holstered .44mag
Nor-filly is a purplish pegasus filly
Infernius looks like a red-furred Iron Will (MLP) w/ a freaky-big sword on his back
Torcuil looks like a bearded scotsman in tartan robes, carrying an ornate snake-headed staff, a pair of fine pistols on his belt.
Thez is a purple devil with pink hair, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak and her tail around her waist like a belt.
>>17623
"Oh I see. What do you know of the great Donald J Trump?
It's very good that you are so skilled. This realm seems to have been taken over in part by Judeo-Bolsheviks"
"Oh I see. What do you know of the great Donald J Trump?
It's very good that you are so skilled. This realm seems to have been taken over in part by Judeo-Bolsheviks"
>>17621
"If you'd like, I can take you out to find some sticks."
Torc is acting in a way nobody has seen him act before, reminded of the daughter he lost
"If you'd like, I can take you out to find some sticks."
Torc is acting in a way nobody has seen him act before, reminded of the daughter he lost
Thez licks Taylor's shoulder. "Sorry, I couldn't help myself," she says a bit breath-taken.
"In case they haven't indicated, (she tells everyone's names so characters can know them, refer to description post)
"In case they haven't indicated, (she tells everyone's names so characters can know them, refer to description post)
*Basks in the wonderful thought of DJT Furher*
"We can recreate the same here. We got some faggot and his pet dinosaur we have to hang first"
>>17633
"Does a little filly want to go to bed? We've got some nice extra rooms!"
"We can recreate the same here. We got some faggot and his pet dinosaur we have to hang first"
>>17633
"Does a little filly want to go to bed? We've got some nice extra rooms!"
>>17633
*cradles filly in my arms*
Ill help you look for sticks. Would you like that? We can sing a song.
*cradles filly in my arms*
Ill help you look for sticks. Would you like that? We can sing a song.
>three people fighting over the filly
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Sorry had to drift off.. It is 6am and I should get some sleep before it gets too early.
>so sorry
>so sorry
>>17649
"Sorry about what happened a few nights ago. I think I misunderstood your way of giving affection"
"Sorry about what happened a few nights ago. I think I misunderstood your way of giving affection"
Thez regains herself.
"You both must have many questions! Please, ask anything!"
>>17647
Don't sweat it. Can everyone make 9am PST tomorrow, or is that too early? That'd be 6p norway, and 12 est
"You both must have many questions! Please, ask anything!"
>>17647
Don't sweat it. Can everyone make 9am PST tomorrow, or is that too early? That'd be 6p norway, and 12 est
>>17654
Well, there'll be plenty to discuss until you can make it, and then we can get things rolling. Would that work?
Well, there'll be plenty to discuss until you can make it, and then we can get things rolling. Would that work?
>>17651
I might be called-in to help some family members during the day, but otherwise I have no life.
I might be called-in to help some family members during the day, but otherwise I have no life.
>>17651
Should go well. We can do it later if it is more convenient. I can go with this time tomorrow too.
>could work better, might have an appointment 7pm (but I can skip that)
Should go well. We can do it later if it is more convenient. I can go with this time tomorrow too.
>could work better, might have an appointment 7pm (but I can skip that)
Alright, lets try and shoot for that time if at all possible, and we'll roll with how things turn out. I'm not concluding gameplay right now, but I am trying to arrange it so that everyone or as many as possible are collected.
>>17664
They can carry me is it makes it easier to group up
>it is not like I haven't woken up a strange place once before
They can carry me is it makes it easier to group up
>it is not like I haven't woken up a strange place once before
Feel free to interact as you like, I've got lots of arranging to to. Also, feel free to ask whatever/however many questions, other players can probably answer and if not, I'll be in and out from here on.
>>17672
>urge to shoop intensifies
>>17672
>urge to shoop intensifies
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Tracy will never look edgy ever again
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>quick job
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>>17685
"Why certainly. And tell me more about this Erde. I'm guessing there are few brown people in DuetsheAmerika?"
Trumapaladin takes Queen Taylor to the golden showers
"Why certainly. And tell me more about this Erde. I'm guessing there are few brown people in DuetsheAmerika?"
Trumapaladin takes Queen Taylor to the golden showers
>>17690
"I'm loving your response, even if I am a bit sorrowful that your answer hints that you do not know the joy of mass deportations"
"I'm loving your response, even if I am a bit sorrowful that your answer hints that you do not know the joy of mass deportations"
>>17690
"You know, the dumb ones with shit colored skin who steal things, and make horrible, edgy OCs."
"You know, the dumb ones with shit colored skin who steal things, and make horrible, edgy OCs."
>>17691
Why would you Deport your enemies when you could execute them? Deportation isnt very efficient it takes more money than they're worth.bullests are cheap.
Why would you Deport your enemies when you could execute them? Deportation isnt very efficient it takes more money than they're worth.bullests are cheap.
Torc decides to do some shooting practice with his newly improved guns
>>17696
Trumpaladin is astonished to hear this
"Then who builds the buildings? Washes the dishes? Cleans the Toilets?"
Trumpaladin is astonished to hear this
"Then who builds the buildings? Washes the dishes? Cleans the Toilets?"
>>17701
"You may have quite a bit to teach us all then. We can make this land a new Erde. We can make all lands Erde.
Anyways, we are here. Notice how roomy it is. Gold plating. Black marble floors, we made sure it's not slippery though. Need anything else?"
"You may have quite a bit to teach us all then. We can make this land a new Erde. We can make all lands Erde.
Anyways, we are here. Notice how roomy it is. Gold plating. Black marble floors, we made sure it's not slippery though. Need anything else?"
>>17703
"... Like for medical purposes? I am not sure. Maybe we have some in the infirmary. Of course I haven't seen an infirmary"
"... Like for medical purposes? I am not sure. Maybe we have some in the infirmary. Of course I haven't seen an infirmary"
Fug, I have so much binging to do now that Infernius shared those videos, but I'm confident that I'll be able to use them to dramatically increase the quality of the game. Trump, Taylor, and Tracy seem to have things well in hand, Infernius I assume is tending to kittens, while Torcuil practices with his shiny pistols, and Norfilly sleeps soundly in her new environment. Thez threatens to skin Lenos repeatedly if he DARES booby-trap Norfilly's room. I've got meta up the ass to work on, so pardon me as I get to it.
I am going to ask that players without distinctive flags do some degree of namefagging so that I don't have a brain hemm....
>>17707
Blood shoots from both of Thez' nostrils, she's been peeking from afar.
I am going to ask that players without distinctive flags do some degree of namefagging so that I don't have a brain hemm....
>>17707
Blood shoots from both of Thez' nostrils, she's been peeking from afar.
>>17707
"Oh I see. You want to bathe in the blood of your enemies. I'm sorry to inform you that will have to wait until tomorrow, after we kill this fucker in the stadium. In the mean time, please make use of our finely purified water"
Trumpaladin repeats to himself
"Furher Trumpaladin..."
"Oh I see. You want to bathe in the blood of your enemies. I'm sorry to inform you that will have to wait until tomorrow, after we kill this fucker in the stadium. In the mean time, please make use of our finely purified water"
Trumpaladin repeats to himself
"Furher Trumpaladin..."
>>17710
"More or less. I've never been interested in it before though. All the books on it back in Equestria require library access cards, for some reason.."
"More or less. I've never been interested in it before though. All the books on it back in Equestria require library access cards, for some reason.."
>>17716
It doesn't have to be THAT distinct, just the flag, or a colored name, or the name Trumpaladin, but whatever works.
It doesn't have to be THAT distinct, just the flag, or a colored name, or the name Trumpaladin, but whatever works.
>>17715
Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
>>17720
I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
>book flipping intensifies
GM, can Tracy restock her potions or not?
>>17728
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPWq4L2fVQ
My internal space nerd is screaming if we can do planetary voyages
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPWq4L2fVQ
My internal space nerd is screaming if we can do planetary voyages
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Thez wakes up to the sound of the music and rushes to Infernius.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
>>17743
"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system."
>>17744
"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system."
>>17744
"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
>>17749
"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
>>17759
I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
>>17767
Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
Thez sinks into the tub till her nose is barely above the water(blood?) level.
I'm gonna have to step away. Kudos, you've exceeded my ability to play along.
I'm gonna have to step away. Kudos, you've exceeded my ability to play along.
Every time there's an awkward silence a retarded baby is born.
>>17773
Trumpaladin, also thoroughly disgusted, contemplates taking vials of the blood to see if anything - one - needs ressurrecting at the entertron, and if anypony needs smiting. Or if he just needs bleach
Trumpaladin, also thoroughly disgusted, contemplates taking vials of the blood to see if anything - one - needs ressurrecting at the entertron, and if anypony needs smiting. Or if he just needs bleach
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Praise Epona!
>>17779
"Nevermind... Forgive me, this whole setup is too suspicious. Not you. The blood. We killed our jews months ago"
"Nevermind... Forgive me, this whole setup is too suspicious. Not you. The blood. We killed our jews months ago"
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>>17785
Trumpaladin takes blood samples, and tries to figure out where the hell it came from, hoping he doesn't accidentally resurrect a grizzly bear, or Korak, or a cougar or something while running it through the Entertron
Trumpaladin takes blood samples, and tries to figure out where the hell it came from, hoping he doesn't accidentally resurrect a grizzly bear, or Korak, or a cougar or something while running it through the Entertron
>>17789
"No No No No. If anything, your attractiveness is almost too much for any man to handle. I... don't think I've seen a woman so beautiful in so long"
"No No No No. If anything, your attractiveness is almost too much for any man to handle. I... don't think I've seen a woman so beautiful in so long"
>>17791
"I'm just suspicious of the blue one is all. But you. You have an amazing voice. You will impress all the peoples when we liberate their lands. You have an beautiful face, charms everyone. Charms me"
"I'm just suspicious of the blue one is all. But you. You have an amazing voice. You will impress all the peoples when we liberate their lands. You have an beautiful face, charms everyone. Charms me"
>>17780
"I hope you'll pardon my suspicious nature, its just so,... charming."
>>17792
"I agree. Perhaps we could do a duet sometime?no pun" Thez asks meekly. "I'm a bit flustered by you, but I'm a world-class performer in my own right, and if we can ever find that damn city, I've already got a record contract."
"I hope you'll pardon my suspicious nature, its just so,... charming."
>>17792
"I agree. Perhaps we could do a duet sometime?no pun" Thez asks meekly. "I'm a bit flustered by you, but I'm a world-class performer in my own right, and if we can ever find that damn city, I've already got a record contract."
>>17794
*Goes off to see if he needs to kill the pony*
GM does Smite Evil work on all attacks in a full round or just the first one?
*Goes off to see if he needs to kill the pony*
GM does Smite Evil work on all attacks in a full round or just the first one?
>>17799
I feel like you said before it requires a full round to cast
So would damage be the d10 for Paladin (is that right?) plus 3 for strength modifier (1.5 times a +2 modifier for a two handed weapon) plus 15 for 15 Paladin levels?
>>17799
Trumpaladin takes more of the blood in case he needs it to resurrect someone. Unless it's confirmed animal, then he leaves it there
I feel like you said before it requires a full round to cast
So would damage be the d10 for Paladin (is that right?) plus 3 for strength modifier (1.5 times a +2 modifier for a two handed weapon) plus 15 for 15 Paladin levels?
>>17799
Trumpaladin takes more of the blood in case he needs it to resurrect someone. Unless it's confirmed animal, then he leaves it there
>>17800
"... cuz I have a tendency to tear things to shreds with fists, claws, feet, and tail,... and I'm obviously infernal,... and I sometimes eat faces,..."
"... cuz I have a tendency to tear things to shreds with fists, claws, feet, and tail,... and I'm obviously infernal,... and I sometimes eat faces,..."
>>17802
I must have misunderstood your meaning. There's a spell (I can't find it atm) that is named something like Smite Evil, but the paladin ability does normal weapon damage plus paladin level(+15) + charisma bonus (+3)
I must have misunderstood your meaning. There's a spell (I can't find it atm) that is named something like Smite Evil, but the paladin ability does normal weapon damage plus paladin level(+15) + charisma bonus (+3)
>>17807
"Well, unless that's what happens when you die in this world, I don't know of anyone waking up. There's a legend that says that killing the Terrasque might open a portal to wherever you want to go, but no one has ever succeeded."
"Well, unless that's what happens when you die in this world, I don't know of anyone waking up. There's a legend that says that killing the Terrasque might open a portal to wherever you want to go, but no one has ever succeeded."
>>17808
Isn't the charisma bonus applied to the attack roll (which should be +4 because I added two of the ability points to charisma for 18) and the paladin level to the damage amount?
There's a plus 15 to the attack roll on the first attack in every round, so with smite evil that's a +19 on the first attack roll
Isn't the charisma bonus applied to the attack roll (which should be +4 because I added two of the ability points to charisma for 18) and the paladin level to the damage amount?
There's a plus 15 to the attack roll on the first attack in every round, so with smite evil that's a +19 on the first attack roll
>>17807
"Many have... tried," she looks down for a moment. "You came in at an odd time, as the Terrasque happens to be not far from here, waiting for us with,... an old 'friend'."
"Many have... tried," she looks down for a moment. "You came in at an odd time, as the Terrasque happens to be not far from here, waiting for us with,... an old 'friend'."
>>17813
"Isn't everything a dream more or less? This is world of potential. Its been said that this world was created by the combined will of all the Gods. Here are brought individuals who have pleased, and in some cases enraged, various entities. Those individuals are given free reign to do with as they please, intended to be for the enjoyment of both the individuals themselves and whatever entities and deities that can perceive it. I like to refer to it as Final Fantasy Football."
"Isn't everything a dream more or less? This is world of potential. Its been said that this world was created by the combined will of all the Gods. Here are brought individuals who have pleased, and in some cases enraged, various entities. Those individuals are given free reign to do with as they please, intended to be for the enjoyment of both the individuals themselves and whatever entities and deities that can perceive it. I like to refer to it as Final Fantasy Football."
"The only real consistency I have found is that everyone who finds themselves here has died in their planet, plane, or dimension of origin."
>>17811
I am not sure, but if Tracy has a breastplate, those damn bracers, and a dexterity of 19, then she has an AC of +11 - +5 for breast plate, +3 for dexterity (she has a +4 modifier, but breastplates limit dexterity to +3), and +3 from the bracers (am I missing something?) So a first attack roll has higher than a 1 it hits (no smite evil, normal +15 on first roll), second attack has higher than a 1 (+10 attack bonus), and third attack has a 6 or higher (+5 third attack bonus), it lands?
>>17813
"Welcome to hell"
>>17814
>>17815
"As the demon lady says. We're in Purgatory. Defeat the Devil to escape"
I am not sure, but if Tracy has a breastplate, those damn bracers, and a dexterity of 19, then she has an AC of +11 - +5 for breast plate, +3 for dexterity (she has a +4 modifier, but breastplates limit dexterity to +3), and +3 from the bracers (am I missing something?) So a first attack roll has higher than a 1 it hits (no smite evil, normal +15 on first roll), second attack has higher than a 1 (+10 attack bonus), and third attack has a 6 or higher (+5 third attack bonus), it lands?
>>17813
"Welcome to hell"
>>17814
>>17815
"As the demon lady says. We're in Purgatory. Defeat the Devil to escape"
>>17816
I'd have to double check the numbers (the breastplate is incomplete, so only +3), but something like that. Also, you keep insisting that Tracy's bracers are better than the ring shield; they're not, the bracers are +3 while the ring shield is +4 (2 for shield size and 2 for magical augmentation).
"... devil." e_e
>>17817
"If thats how you wish to see it, then yes. For me this is the only place I've ever had,..." glances at Trump and Infernius, "Friends."
I'd have to double check the numbers (the breastplate is incomplete, so only +3), but something like that. Also, you keep insisting that Tracy's bracers are better than the ring shield; they're not, the bracers are +3 while the ring shield is +4 (2 for shield size and 2 for magical augmentation).
"... devil." e_e
>>17817
"If thats how you wish to see it, then yes. For me this is the only place I've ever had,..." glances at Trump and Infernius, "Friends."
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