Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Can Tracy restock her potions?
>>17413
I'm in, although I'm willing to wait for Nordbro and Taylor to set themselves up. If they haven't been scared away by all the recent faggotry.
Would make for an awesome halftime show in the stadium.
I'm in, although I'm willing to wait for Nordbro and Taylor to set themselves up. If they haven't been scared away by all the recent faggotry.
Would make for an awesome halftime show in the stadium.
>>17415
I'm hanging around. Haven't felt like I had something to contribute, so I am watching some "How to be a good player" videos.
I'm hanging around. Haven't felt like I had something to contribute, so I am watching some "How to be a good player" videos.
How about we agree to disagree, but not act like faggots toward one another, or else GM will start nerfing characters left and right? ^_^
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles
As far as the lingering drama, I'm just going to say (for now) that the drama "has passed, in a manner yet to be described", but so help me I WILL nerf! e_e
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles
As far as the lingering drama, I'm just going to say (for now) that the drama "has passed, in a manner yet to be described", but so help me I WILL nerf! e_e
>>17423
No icy patches to begin with due to trauma. Well technically don't tempt me with the candy, tastefull as it was, the doctor gave me. I like sweets but not big pink ones anymore.
No icy patches to begin with due to trauma. Well technically don't tempt me with the candy, tastefull as it was, the doctor gave me. I like sweets but not big pink ones anymore.
>>17425
Sorry for the delay on that. Since he's a snake, you get an automatic +3 on bluff checks. Snek has 1/2 your hit points, has an Intelligence of 13 (though can't communicate except with you), otherwise the stats are consistent with the stats in the Monster listing.
>>17426
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will permit sheisty candy.
Sorry for the delay on that. Since he's a snake, you get an automatic +3 on bluff checks. Snek has 1/2 your hit points, has an Intelligence of 13 (though can't communicate except with you), otherwise the stats are consistent with the stats in the Monster listing.
>>17426
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will permit sheisty candy.
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Im here.
Can an Efficient Quiver's contents be poured inside-out, like the Bag of Holding can?
Also, can living creatures remain in the bag, with the Necklace of Adaption on?
Also, can living creatures remain in the bag, with the Necklace of Adaption on?
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*Looks around*
>>17436
I know how to whistle... I'm only a year old
>not sure if I chose a bad starting point/backstory
I know how to whistle... I'm only a year old
>not sure if I chose a bad starting point/backstory
Okay maybe not died, but fallen unconscious. Troll would've saved you in that event, but yeah. Careful now, you're squishy
>>17442
>is extra-squishy
This will be interesting. Being a CMC, (and having virtually no equipment or exp) I'm gonna give extra ranks in perform-singing.
>>17436
Alright, but just note you only have so many bullets, and while they can be made, they'll be difficult to come by in any sort of quantity.
>>17442
>is extra-squishy
This will be interesting. Being a CMC, (and having virtually no equipment or exp) I'm gonna give extra ranks in perform-singing.
>>17436
Alright, but just note you only have so many bullets, and while they can be made, they'll be difficult to come by in any sort of quantity.
>>17439
*Tracy add as many more knives and other sharp objects as she can to the bag*
Now, about those potions?
*Tracy add as many more knives and other sharp objects as she can to the bag*
Now, about those potions?
>>17439
No im a follower of the cult of taylor. We are all named taylor, because we wish to emulate her majesty queen taylor.
No im a follower of the cult of taylor. We are all named taylor, because we wish to emulate her majesty queen taylor.
>>17450
IIRC, the 2 shots did a combined 56 or 57 damage, which would've put you under 0 (-10 is kill).
>>17449
Thats good, cuz I was gonna reference that Ellen episode where she scared the piss outta Taylor.
>>17448
That's alot of knives and sharp things. If you dump the treasure from the side pocket (you don't get quick-draw from the side pocket),... well how many sharps can you fit in a broom closet?
IIRC, the 2 shots did a combined 56 or 57 damage, which would've put you under 0 (-10 is kill).
>>17449
Thats good, cuz I was gonna reference that Ellen episode where she scared the piss outta Taylor.
>>17448
That's alot of knives and sharp things. If you dump the treasure from the side pocket (you don't get quick-draw from the side pocket),... well how many sharps can you fit in a broom closet?
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>>17454
*Pets Filly in a very Patriotic manner*
"Have you ever heard the story of my namesake hero, little Filly?"
*Pets Filly in a very Patriotic manner*
"Have you ever heard the story of my namesake hero, little Filly?"
>>17453
Meh, its ancient(?) history now. Besides, your departure wasn't much different than what would've happened anyway.
Meh, its ancient(?) history now. Besides, your departure wasn't much different than what would've happened anyway.
>>17449
Can you tell me more about Taylor? Possible skills (I get firearm, perform, weapon proficiency in axe, probably some firearm feats as well) and whatever else?
Can you tell me more about Taylor? Possible skills (I get firearm, perform, weapon proficiency in axe, probably some firearm feats as well) and whatever else?
>>17455
I remember the one day a hippie (or what they are called) just came by one day and screamed to the farmer that lived with me that Trump would destroy the world or something. The farmer laughed and smiled the rest of the day. And I got extra candy.
I remember the one day a hippie (or what they are called) just came by one day and screamed to the farmer that lived with me that Trump would destroy the world or something. The farmer laughed and smiled the rest of the day. And I got extra candy.
>>17452
*tracy disappears and dumps her treasure into her impregnable dungeon*
*she then fills it with keen-edged knives and other sharp objects as she can fit*
She has three javelins left, right?
*tracy disappears and dumps her treasure into her impregnable dungeon*
*she then fills it with keen-edged knives and other sharp objects as she can fit*
She has three javelins left, right?
>>17464
There's still the wagon loaded with the Jew-gold, waiting to be pulled by the draft mare.It's kind of been spoiled that we're going to have to fight
There's still the wagon loaded with the Jew-gold, waiting to be pulled by the draft mare.It's kind of been spoiled that we're going to have to fight
>>17458
>easily surprised
>>17461
Well as 'essentially' TS, she would be low strength, low constitution, good dex, better int, decent wis, and high cha. She'd have ranks in Appraise, Bluff, Concentration, Diplomacy, Hide, Jump (kek), Knowledge (arcana), Listen, Lots of Perform/Profession, and Tumble. I'll save feats for later, but I'm assuming light armor proficiency, and point-blank/precise shot (assuming decent training in firearms). Anything you'd like to add (personality, habits, behavior patterns, etc. to flesh out)?
>>17462
Since you're choosing a 1 y/o Filly, you're going to be the least experienced in the party, but as a CMC you're gonna have a few ranks in LOTS of skills. Any weapons to speak of?
>easily surprised
>>17461
Well as 'essentially' TS, she would be low strength, low constitution, good dex, better int, decent wis, and high cha. She'd have ranks in Appraise, Bluff, Concentration, Diplomacy, Hide, Jump (kek), Knowledge (arcana), Listen, Lots of Perform/Profession, and Tumble. I'll save feats for later, but I'm assuming light armor proficiency, and point-blank/precise shot (assuming decent training in firearms). Anything you'd like to add (personality, habits, behavior patterns, etc. to flesh out)?
>>17462
Since you're choosing a 1 y/o Filly, you're going to be the least experienced in the party, but as a CMC you're gonna have a few ranks in LOTS of skills. Any weapons to speak of?
>>17465
Nah, the jew gold was put onto the tower. Korak and co waited until the last 'trip' to ambush.
Nah, the jew gold was put onto the tower. Korak and co waited until the last 'trip' to ambush.
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>>17465
Uh huh. Share Thez's Treasure. If you don't want the Inquisition after you, don't be a secret Jew
Uh huh. Share Thez's Treasure. If you don't want the Inquisition after you, don't be a secret Jew
>>17457
I don't think we're gonna get to him tonight, its probably going to take a bit to finish with and introduce the new characters. At least they won't blow up,....
"Bitch," Lenos mutters.
I don't think we're gonna get to him tonight, its probably going to take a bit to finish with and introduce the new characters. At least they won't blow up,....
"Bitch," Lenos mutters.
>>17466
What is CMC (tried to search without luck).
For weapon I think I would like to have an.... hmmmm... I have no proficiency, but the wheat harvester my farmer used looked cool and I think could do some damage. So if there is something similar to that I want it. But I will settle for an hatchet or axe for now.
What is CMC (tried to search without luck).
For weapon I think I would like to have an.... hmmmm... I have no proficiency, but the wheat harvester my farmer used looked cool and I think could do some damage. So if there is something similar to that I want it. But I will settle for an hatchet or axe for now.
>>17469
We asked one thing of you. Stop Being a kike and let's leave the drama behind. And what's the first thing you do? Be a kike with resources you don't need.
For once in your life - once - think about other people
We asked one thing of you. Stop Being a kike and let's leave the drama behind. And what's the first thing you do? Be a kike with resources you don't need.
For once in your life - once - think about other people
>>17469
No, they were on the tower waiting for you all to finish. Remember that listen check that I said "You hear a sneeze from the opposite side of the tower"? ^_~
Korak knew all about the all-gravity of the surface, and positioned his men so they wouldn't be seen.
>>17472
Cutie Mark Crusader, and how about a sickle?
No, they were on the tower waiting for you all to finish. Remember that listen check that I said "You hear a sneeze from the opposite side of the tower"? ^_~
Korak knew all about the all-gravity of the surface, and positioned his men so they wouldn't be seen.
>>17472
Cutie Mark Crusader, and how about a sickle?
>reaches for the nerf-wand
Why, this sounds an awful lot like salt. I would hate for there to be salt in the low-sodium thread. ^_^#
Why, this sounds an awful lot like salt. I would hate for there to be salt in the low-sodium thread. ^_^#
>>17474
Oooo.. Sickle would be nice.
>hoping it don't lead to communism
>but then again killing communists with a sickle and a hammer could be fun
Oooo.. Sickle would be nice.
>hoping it don't lead to communism
>but then again killing communists with a sickle and a hammer could be fun
>>17475
As you enter the forge, you are showered with confetti.
"Hmmmm. Con... fetti... (he's writing on the rod)," he looks up. "Need somethin'?"
As you enter the forge, you are showered with confetti.
"Hmmmm. Con... fetti... (he's writing on the rod)," he looks up. "Need somethin'?"
>>17477
>>17478
Alright then. Both of you are free to start. You find yourself in a bare room, made entirely of an opaque glassy surface. There is a single bed, with a chest at the foot of it, made of the same glassy surface. There's a single door that is open, through which you can see what appears to be a hallway.
>>17478
Alright then. Both of you are free to start. You find yourself in a bare room, made entirely of an opaque glassy surface. There is a single bed, with a chest at the foot of it, made of the same glassy surface. There's a single door that is open, through which you can see what appears to be a hallway.
>>17480
"Hey Lenos"
Torc brushes off the confetti and pulls out the pistols
"Hate to bother you, but can I get the barrels extened on these?"
"Hey Lenos"
Torc brushes off the confetti and pulls out the pistols
"Hate to bother you, but can I get the barrels extened on these?"
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Since those bombs never got made, would Lenos be interested in working some of those Dimerterium ingots into some sets of anti-magic shackles?
BTW, you both have your stuff that you mentioned earler (blanket and sickle, and axe-guitar and magnum)
>>17496
>not made of candy
Well then I don't understand the point of the chest.
Walks to hallway because it isn't anything happening here.
>not made of candy
Well then I don't understand the point of the chest.
Walks to hallway because it isn't anything happening here.
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>>17478
>Im the strict mom of the group.
>What I first imagined:
Do your volk also look like Lady Taylor?
>Im the strict mom of the group.
>What I first imagined:
Do your volk also look like Lady Taylor?
Nor-filly sees a skinny blond lady with an axe emerge from a close-by room, while Taylor sees an adorable purple pegasus filly in the hallway.
>>17501
So many doors so little time.
Well I guess I have to look in each room to see if there is anything exciting in one of them. I turn to the right and walk down the corridor looking into each room.
So many doors so little time.
Well I guess I have to look in each room to see if there is anything exciting in one of them. I turn to the right and walk down the corridor looking into each room.
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>Aasimar super-human eugenics cult
I like this character. Reminds me of the video too.
I like this character. Reminds me of the video too.
>DAMN ADORABLE ASS CATS
can be heard from the direction the kitten came from
can be heard from the direction the kitten came from
>feeling a bit unease not knowing what is happening and why people ask me so many questions
Tracy, still carefully wading through the adorable cats, angles her ears at the sound of activity in the hallway.
^ the open door at bottom left is where the sounds/kitten are/did coming from (for Taylor and Norway)
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>>17541
I don't understand your meaning. First you were talking about corpses, now you're talking about a site? What corpses. Be specific, there's now 6 ppl talking.
I don't understand your meaning. First you were talking about corpses, now you're talking about a site? What corpses. Be specific, there's now 6 ppl talking.
Alright. Multiple perspectives now, and I'm not going to bother sussing out where everyone was, I'm putting them at the base of the stairs.
Taylor and Norway exit the door into a much larger hallway, map related. The structure is made of the same glassy substance, and there are literally hundreds of kittens milling about. At the north end of the hallway is the beginnings of a staircase, with a red-furred minotaur, and a dude in resplendent armor.
Meanwhile, Trump and Infernius hear footsteps approaching, as well as someone whistling a tune.
Taylor and Norway exit the door into a much larger hallway, map related. The structure is made of the same glassy substance, and there are literally hundreds of kittens milling about. At the north end of the hallway is the beginnings of a staircase, with a red-furred minotaur, and a dude in resplendent armor.
Meanwhile, Trump and Infernius hear footsteps approaching, as well as someone whistling a tune.
*detects guitar and whistling*
"Looks like we've finally got some company."
"Looks like we've finally got some company."
Alright, everyone (mostly) is approaching one another. On one end is the pegasus filly and a skinny blond girl with a guitar-axe, on the other end is a shiny human in resplendent armor, and the minotaur who is holding as many kittens as he can (which is alot, I'm thinking like 30)
>assuming the minotaur and the dude pose no danger because they would have killed the kittens if they did
So I walk to the stairs to look
So I walk to the stairs to look
Minotaur is hugging, Taylor and Filly approach Trump
>>17565
"Greatings! I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, spreader of the word of Football, and devoted the great DJT. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before, like on TV?"
"Greatings! I am Trumpaladin, defender of Port Barry, spreader of the word of Football, and devoted the great DJT. I feel like I've seen you somewhere before, like on TV?"
>>17570
I thought he was still visible from there (wasn't it Lenos who filled the area with cats?)
*turns to investigate commotion*
I thought he was still visible from there (wasn't it Lenos who filled the area with cats?)
*turns to investigate commotion*
>>17573
"I do not know what DuetchesAmerika is, but I like the sound of it. I am from the old America. Land of the Brave, Home of the Free. I fought to defend Her."
Assumes a crouching position. Pulls Peach Rings and a Kitten from pockets, opening the peach ring bag. Look at filly
"It's okay little filly"
Offers peach rings out in extended hand
"I do not know what DuetchesAmerika is, but I like the sound of it. I am from the old America. Land of the Brave, Home of the Free. I fought to defend Her."
Assumes a crouching position. Pulls Peach Rings and a Kitten from pockets, opening the peach ring bag. Look at filly
"It's okay little filly"
Offers peach rings out in extended hand
A pastel-blue pony enters from around the corner from the staircase. At the same time, a multi-kitten form with purple legs slowly lumbers its way down the staircase, lamenting "Can't hug every cat."
Extending this
>>17584
>Hello little filly?
>"Yes?"
>Where did you come from?
"The doctor"
>What is your name?
"I don't remember"
https://youtu.be/X3zfP14pLxc
>Hello little filly?
>"Yes?"
>Where did you come from?
"The doctor"
>What is your name?
"I don't remember"
https://youtu.be/X3zfP14pLxc
>>17592
"Erde. I'm guessing we're not from the same place. No matter. I think we all have a common enemy. Are you good at killing things?"
"Erde. I'm guessing we're not from the same place. No matter. I think we all have a common enemy. Are you good at killing things?"
From Infernius' (the minotaur's) hug Thez notices the new additions, and a bit of blood shoots out of her nose.
"Is that,..."
"Is that,..."
*walks into the group*
*sees filly*
*newly-augmented hormones swirl a bit*
"O-oh.. ..hello."
>>17593
*is unresponsive, but accepting*
*sees filly*
*newly-augmented hormones swirl a bit*
"O-oh.. ..hello."
>>17593
*is unresponsive, but accepting*
>>17590
*clearly flustered*
I- im lady taylor the swift i like the memes your i- in your my favorite pony.
*clearly flustered*
I- im lady taylor the swift i like the memes your i- in your my favorite pony.
>>17598
Torc walks in, guns spinning around his fingers
"Guess who just became our snip..."
Guns fall to ground as he sees the new party members
"Well thats adorable as hell"
Now torc has diabeetus from how sweet the filly is
Torc walks in, guns spinning around his fingers
"Guess who just became our snip..."
Guns fall to ground as he sees the new party members
"Well thats adorable as hell"
Now torc has diabeetus from how sweet the filly is
>>17599
"I-i don't know. I think I was staying in the room there"
>vaguely points in the direction of the hallway
"But I am going to go back to the big red house the farmer I live with built in a while. I am a bit tired so I hope I don't have to wait to long before I go home."
"I-i don't know. I think I was staying in the room there"
>vaguely points in the direction of the hallway
"But I am going to go back to the big red house the farmer I live with built in a while. I am a bit tired so I hope I don't have to wait to long before I go home."
Thez <whooofs (teleports)> from Infernius' arms and appears next to Taylor.
"OMG! YOU'RE,... (reverently) Taylor Swift!" she exclaims, more blood shooting from her nose. Meanwhile, the kittens she was carrying are now crawling over Infernius.
"OMGOMGOMG!"
"OMG! YOU'RE,... (reverently) Taylor Swift!" she exclaims, more blood shooting from her nose. Meanwhile, the kittens she was carrying are now crawling over Infernius.
"OMGOMGOMG!"
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>>17601
"Hmmm..." *peers perceptively at battleaxe-guitar, somewhat impressed* "You've got some interesting taste in edge.."
"Well, nice to meet ya'." She says with a cocky smile.
"Hmmm..." *peers perceptively at battleaxe-guitar, somewhat impressed* "You've got some interesting taste in edge.."
"Well, nice to meet ya'." She says with a cocky smile.
>>17604
"Little Fillie. Little Fillie. I'm sorry I have to tell you this. It was very hard for me to hear too, very hard. You can't go back to the big red house or to the farmer. Not ever. You're going to have to stay here. With us. Well, somewhere on this world anyways"
>>17607
"I guess we're going to have to teach her how to operate an AR15 before too long anyways. She doesn't have a name. She came in here from the doors, like us."
"Little Fillie. Little Fillie. I'm sorry I have to tell you this. It was very hard for me to hear too, very hard. You can't go back to the big red house or to the farmer. Not ever. You're going to have to stay here. With us. Well, somewhere on this world anyways"
>>17607
"I guess we're going to have to teach her how to operate an AR15 before too long anyways. She doesn't have a name. She came in here from the doors, like us."
>>17608
"Don't the farmer want me to stay with him anymore? He used to give me candy so I think he liked me."
"Don't the farmer want me to stay with him anymore? He used to give me candy so I think he liked me."
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