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Roasted Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15309
15312 15313 15314
Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
1074 replies and 116 files omitted.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15514
15518
>>15512
go on type something out convince me to stop.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15515
15517
>>15503
Out loud. Empathic communication is more body language and facial cues.
>>15511
Speak, with horses (exclusively, outside common language) yes.
>>15513
T> Its not friendship that makes you want to keep her from others. I see your motives, and I appreciate them. Having said, Slovenia can make her own decisions.
>>15511
T> I'll tell you what. I'll tell you where she can be found, AFTER you convince Tracy that its a good idea.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15516
15520 15521
>>15495
"A mount? I don't need any mount besides Fae. I would like this unicorn as a companion, that is true, since I prefer the companionship of Equesrians. I feel as if I can sympathize quite a bit with her situation. If I have never suffered nearly as greatly, I feel it is similar in kind. I think she should be given the option herself of accepting - or rejecting - my friendship. And she should be allowed as well to talk to whomever.

Ally? You mean Tracy? She's not much of a friend nor ally. But more to the point, why would me speaking to her disturb any friendships any one has? Surely both can occur at the same time. In fact, if they are in the same building it would help things by giving more opportunity for communications.

The bottom line is that keeping a person captive and away from all contact, human or not, is not a way to help that person grow and move on from past trauma. You save them from harm, but you keep them away from the good as well.

I think I can help to give her a better life. I think I can use my contacts to help make her a fashion model, a handbag designer or whatever life she should chose to live. But I don't think she should be kept from hearing my offer.

She should be given the opportunity herself. All her life she's been captive. Keeping her away from me is not doing much better than chaining her.

You trust the elves to stay here in the stable. You trust yourself here in the stable. Why do you think she'd be more vulnerable here, or in whatever accommodations we could provide for her elsewhere?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15517
15523
>>15515
You don't get it. Tracy is unironically trying to keep a promise she made to her friend, to protect her from hoo-mans. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15518
15519 15523
>>15514
"Please Infernius, I don't want to do this. The fight with Korak has me thinking of my wife, and how good of a person she was. And I don't want to go fuck some whores while I'm thinking of her. Please."
Torc looks Infernius in the eyes, hoping he understands
96Ajs
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No.15519
15522 15527
[1d20 = 6]
>>15518
>tfw i have 16 charisma
>tfw counter charisma check
torculi your wife loved you she wouldnt want you lonely, i help you, you thinkank me later
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15520
15524
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15521
>>15516
Shrugging of to the side
"Tracy made a friend? Come again now?
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15522
15526 15556
>>15519
"BUT WHORES YOU GOD DAMNED COW?
TAK ME TO MY WAIFU"
Torcuil angrily shouts
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15523
15527 16518
>>15517
And YOU don't get it, that keeping her from hoomans may not be the best thing for her. What do you really expect, that she's just going to prance in the grove until someone decides to visit? There are more hoomans than the slavers she's known since she got here, and maybe with enough incentive Trump can be precisely that sort of hooman. If not, Troll's horn would fit nicely in his pooper.
>>15518
Relax. Unless he intends to force Torc into a whore its not going anywhere.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15524
15527 15531
>>15520
T> Yes, she did. It was adorable, and totally unexpected. So again, you understand my reticence?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15525
>TFW Trollestia is the most accurate/authentic portrayal of GM's mindset than any other NPC, even though they were largely more designed to do so
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15526
>>15522
Waifu?
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15527
15528 15533 15544
brb, going ghost.jpg
"I think something massive just appeared in the football stadium. I'd better go check it out."
*vanishes*
>>15523
I was going to have her go get her the next day, but whatever...
>>15519
>Cleric recommending degeneracy

>>15524
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT" (emanates from nowhere)
>'SHUT UP!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15528
15529 15530 15544
>>15527
we cant have our men blue balled.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15529
15534
>>15528
Take a guess
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15530
15532 15537
>>15528
You should buy some incense and try practicing Augury sometime.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15531
15544 15591
>>15524
"Wow... I would never have thought.

Well, The poor girl - Slovenia - is in a vulnerable position, that is sure, and we should be sensitive to her condition. But keeping a person away from a trigger is not healthy. They must overcome their fear. I personally believe I can help reintegrate her into society. I believe my reforms and efforts in Port Barry have helped bring live to a dead and pirate dominated backwater. If I can help a whole city find it's purpose and thrive after being freed from tyranny, maybe I can help a single mare. If she decides she doesn't like me - or any of the other people she meets along the journey - she can go back to the woods. But I don't believe she should be denied the opportunity for rehabilitation.

As for Tracy... I don't know. I've tried to be her friend, but I don't think she's interested. If Slovenia is more attractive to her, well, Tracy will still be able to talk to her if she is in the same building. But people can have several friends. Maybe we can all teach each other something about friendship"
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15532
15534 15539
>>15530
Tracy?

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15533
15535 15544
>>15527
Tracy slips away a heads off towards the stadium to check on the giant monster just appeared out of nowhere instead of ignoring it, like a rational pony would.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15534
15536
>>15532
meant for
>>15529

Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15535
>>15533
Please let us get away with fiating time
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15536
15541
>>15534
REEEEEEE
NO
No offence Tracy
Who did you guys give Torc shit aboit?
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15537
>>15530
i will.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15538
1481799703-aryanne-triste-coucher.png
>tfw when you'll never see Tracy acting cute and adorable again
jX/y2
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No.15539
15540 15544 15548 15551
[1d20 = 20]
>>15532
Sneak attack keen-edged knife in pooper before leaving (use poison too, so you learn to read the Cleric spell list)
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15540
15542 15543 15544
>>15539
Tracy why
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15541
15544 15548
>>15536
thez not you waifu! she mine!
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15542
15550
>>15540
TRUMP TRACY STAB ASS AGAIN!!
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
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No.15543
>>15540
That would've pissed her off.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15544
15547 15550
>>15527
And you'll have that chance. For the moment, Troll is not convinced of anything other than that this is a golden opportunity to blank-blank-blank.
>>15531
T> Tell me this, would you be so interested if she weren't a pony?
>>15528
Oh, cuz forcing him into someone is going to be much better,....
>>15533
Tracy finds (I'm assuming she's ethereal cuz otherwise murdered) that the T is running around the field sniffing things. Its behavior is comparable to an attack-dog, complete with peeing on things. In the stands is a single vibrantly colored fellow (see pics in prev thread) who has apparently fallen asleep while waiting.
>>15539
>>15540
>>15541
Qut?
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15545
15546
*Wut
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15546
>>15545
im playig inernuises int
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15547
>>15544
It sounds really cute...
I see why the nerd made a pet out of it.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15548
15549 15552
>>15539
KEK
EKE
KEK
>>15541
Dense ass...
Trollestia you faggot

Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15549
>>15548
This, there's sigh no question who Thez prefers.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15550
>>15542
*sighs*

"Tracy, why you gotta be this way*

Removes knife from ass and hands cloth to stop bleeding

"Also she's right, you really should read up on the spell list. That's a poison knife you know. Here, read this"
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List

>>15544
"It's probably fair to say I have more sympathy for a female pony than for, well, anything else, much the same as the cuter dogs are more likely to be adopted. But she is still in need of being helped"
Anonymous
jX/y2
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No.15551
15557
>>15539
This wasn't ironic, btw.
Fucking heal yourself quick, dumb bull.
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15552
15553
>>15548
oh okay
*to the stables*

Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15553
>>15552
WOO HOO
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15554
15559 15561 15565
lZaE0Qn_d.jpg
Torc's World
jX/y2
?
No.15555
15558
Praise Football
\r
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15556
15563
>>15522
Dude, no one's getting laid with Trollestia, that prude
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15557
15558 15560
>>15551
>detect poison
>delay poison


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15558
15562 15564 15568
>>15557
>not healing your wound
>>15555
And wtf was this post edited?
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15559
15573
>>15554
thats actually terrifying.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15560
15562
>>15557
>Lesser restoration
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15561
15573
>>15554
That's quite the dark backstory...
Anonymous
96Ajs
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No.15562
>>15560
>>15558
i was getting to it geez i just wanted to make sure my liver was gonna be okay.
Anonymous
Ym655
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No.15563
15564 15565
>>15556
Well, Trump isn't
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15564
15566 15568 15570
>>15558
Sorry, I refreshed before I could screen-cap. I think you know why it was edited tho. Xp
>>15563
>cuz Torcuil is


Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15565
15573
>>15563
Dude, I produced better memes than you could have

>>15554
>2073
2037 at the latest
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15566
15567 15568
>>15564
I just praised Epona and praised football.
Brad just edited it because he hates free speech and free religion.
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15567
>>15566
"Thou shalt have no gods before Football" is how I recall the commandment.
Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15568
15569 15571
1557328__safe_flash sentry_anagram_big bad brad_brad_comic_exploitable meme_meme_pun_smiling.png
>>15564
>>15558
>>15566
It's almost as if a GET thief, banned from taking them himself, steals GETs anyways...

>>15566
>Free religion
This is a Denver Broncos board boy
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15569
15574
>>15568
Thank you for reminding me

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15570
15572
>>15564
>even GM isn't giving Torc a chance
RIP in Pepes
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15571
15574
>>15568
Epona is the protector of all mares and equestrians (hoers-riders): she deserves a place where she is acknowledged.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15572
15573
>>15570
>he saying you will get laid m9
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15573
15579
>>15572
Wait, It wasn't sarcasm?
>>15565
Torc's timeline, not ours
>>15559
>>15561
Now do you why he's always salty?


Anonymous
tAR7W
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No.15574
15575 15577
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>15569
Um... What did I remind you of?

>>15571
You've been trying to take every single GET Quad and Trips on every board since at least May. You be grateful you are tolerated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15575
15576
>>15574
At least I didn't troll with deliberate intention to piss-off the userbase.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15576
>>15575
I don't know...

People weren't happy about so many "Praise Kek" posts

Okay fair point
Anonymous
C2K+p
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No.15577
15578 15580
>>15574
>IRL Bronco-posting intensifies
>blogpost
The other day a co-worker wore a Bronco's shirt that said "She wants the D". I said "That's a great shirt, the Denver Broncos are the best team ever". She said "You like them? I've always been a fan." I said "Fuck yeah, I could speak volumes about how awesome John Elway is."
Tl;dr, I'm getting one of the mugs.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15578
>>15577
This, this is a beautiful story
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15579
15580 15581 15582
>>15573
You'll have to be exceptionally sexy and charming to convince, but its not out of the question.
T> Banana?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15580
15583
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
>>15577
Praise be

>>15579
Does this include Trumpaladin?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15581
15602 15606
>>15579
"Sure"
Torc takes the banana thanking Trollestia.
"Thanks for the help the other night"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15582
15583 15586
811967__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-2snacks_princess celestia_princess luna_animated_banana_evil_evil laugh_fire_funny_funny as hell_hell_laughing_.gif
>>15579
>This cunt still claims to be good-aligned
Be careful, Torc. This is dangerous territory...
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15583
15584 15585
>>15580
I only regret that the goofy-face Elway pic (with annotations) isn't available on a mug.
And sigh maybe, yes.
>>15582
fukking kek
She's good-ish
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15584
15591
>>15583
Update on the Unicorn negotiations please
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15585
15587
Spoilered
>>15583
Praise Elway it isn't pic related
>shuddering
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15586
>>15582
That gif is perfect
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15587
15588 15591 15602
>>15585
Trollestia had better find that hilarious
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15588
15589
>>15587
... Are you trying to sleep with her too now?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15589
15590
>>15588
No.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15590
15592
>>15589
Can I... Pet pony?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15591
15594
>>15531
>>15584
You're right.
T> You make an excellent point. I understand why you are partial to ponies kek and will not begrudge. Please, allow at least a day or so, that she can feel the wind through her mane, can run freely and unobserved except by squirrels and fireflies and bugs and birds. I will tell you where to find her, but at least allow her friend the chance to reconnect first.
>>15587
Hella
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15592
15594
>>15590
*blue pony suddenly reappears, looking glum*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15593
15597
If I wanted to be a dick, I COULD bring up the fact that Tracy's distaste for Trump stems largely from the feud between waifu-thief (who did nothing wrong) and Tracy (who is anti-multi-waifus) and is technically inadmissable in game,... and though I AM a dick, I'll let that matter slide.
... like the 'wood' that Torcuil is still holding
ye get it now?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15594
15595 15596
>>15591
"Are you not afraid she will be spirited away again, or harmed if you wait?"

>>15592
"D'aww. Why you sad little pony?"
*rubs down pony head and down her neck*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15595
15597
>>15594
Newp
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15596
15597
>>15594
[pony purring sounds]
*Brushes cheek against leg*
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15597
15599 15601
>>15593
>Evidence admissibility rules
Kek, I'm supposed to be writing a brief about evidence admissibility for a moot court tournament now

>>15595
"Do you mind if return for her tomorrow?"

>>15596
"D'aww. Why have you been so gloomy little pony? You were so happy last night but more recently you've been a bit, well, evasive and sad."

*tries to pet her*
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15598
15600 15608
Lenos wanders though amidst all the huggery.
"So I hear there's a giant monster in the stadium," he says half-assedly walking out of the room.
"No pressure," he calls from down the way as he continues.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15599
>>15597
"Carry on with the hugging, its cute," his voice is even more distant
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15600
>>15598
"Are you willing to help?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15601
15603
>>15597
[affectionate but sad whinnying]
"I... I don't know... I've been having a lot of mood swings lately, worse than usual.."
*eats pickle after dunking it in a 5-gallon drum of chocolate ice-cream*
"... and cravings too.."
[hormonal pony noises]
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15602
15603 15604
>>15587
Wasn't for Trollestia
Also
>>15581
What she say?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15603
15605 15607 15608
>>15601
"So... you're claiming it's nothing more than the pregnancy?

In a baby voice
"I heard you made a friend"

>>15602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15604
15607 15610
>>15602
>not showing her a precious meme-relic from a lost society
Show her the banana!
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15605
15609
>>15603
The real Trump wouldn't treat me like this
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15606
15610
>>15581
Sorry, missed that in cross-linking.
T> Oh, so you like bananas? I've got a whole bag here if you like! I'm teasing, but its nice to find one with a sense of humor (assumed). As for the other night, it is I who should thank you. The moment demanded immediate action, and I wasn't in a position or mind to discuss. You behaved admirably.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15607
>>15603
lol
>>15604
When you put it that way it almost sounds,....

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15608
15611

>>15603
[confused and depressed pony noises]....
>>15598
"..I saw that. Some fag dressed as a clown just beamed-in on a giant monster griping about lunch money or something. We should probably go check it out now."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15609
15610
_first_try__smug_flash_by_kuren247-d923gu0.png
>>15605
No one took notice that my character is not actually named Trump. He's a Paladin dedicated to Trump, but not actually named that. He left his name and his reputation behind in his past life, even if the old habits followed with him.

The real Trump would be disappointed by your lack of use of his plentiful memes
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15610
15612 15632 15635
>>15604
The banana isn't a MEME ITS HELL
>>15606
"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
>>15609
Wrong
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15611
15615
>>15608
*Brings her up on a couch, and sort of lays on her, joining her in the depression and confusion*
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15612
15613
>>15610
Show her the meme that led to the destruction of an entire way of life.
Enlighten her on what evils the bananas unleashed on your people.
Tell her exactly why you don't fucking like bananas.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15613
>>15612
But I like potassium
Just not that banana
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15614
15617
1dxet4.jpg
>"No, without you I wouldn't have gotten out of there alive. I owe you one."
Aaaaaand now you make yourself look weak
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15615
15616 15618 15619
>>15611
*closes eyes and lays on lap, ignoring the giant monster and the nerd with the shitty cosplay*
[relaxed pony noises]
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15616
15620
>>15615
Dude I don't want to fight that thing now. Korak almost kicked our asses, that thing is worse. Also, you might want to prepare some acid resistance spells if you plan on fighting that way
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15617
15621
Spoilered
>>15614
He got fucking SHOT

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15618
15623
>>15615
"Do you still like me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15619
15622
>>15615
>shitty cosplay
I get so many keks from these threads
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15620
15621
>>15616
>fight
I think we're just supposed to meet him, get to know his character, and let him cuck us out of our lunch money at this stage.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15621
15624 15625
7de.gif
>>15617
Yeah he did get shot. Without rescuing the elves. Or fighting anything stronger than a low level NPC. And Trollestia saw it.

>>15620
*sighs*
I hope he doesn't charge a late fee

Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15622
15625
>>15619
I'd shout it right to his face, if it wouldn't entail the total destruction of Port Barry.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15623
15626
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>15618
*droopy pony ears indicate confusion and worry*
".. Why would you ask me that, Flashy?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15624
15625 15628
>>15621
>Korak
>low level
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15625
15627 15628 15630
>>15624
Yeah, Korak was lvl 19.
>>15622
It wouldn't faze him, he knows he's a freak.
>>15621
Oh, but he does. He REALLY does,... but that'll come out in dialogue.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15626
15634
>>15623
"I feel like you sometimes hide things from me, almost like you don't trust me...

Now tell me. What is wrong, little pony?"

*pets ears specifically more*
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15627
15629 15633
>>15625
>nerd not being incredibly self-conscious about the quality and authenticity of his cosplay
.... he really is a freak...
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15628
15629 15630
>>15624
You weren't fighting Korak on the docks that night

>>15625
Mother fucker. Good thing I have six gorrilion diplomacy modifers
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15629
15633
>>15628
Good thing he's batshit insane,... we're talking The Joker with LOTS of magic insane.
>>15627
It fits his personality
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15630
15631
>>15625
Hahaha
Contunie the dialoge with trollestia
>>15628
Who shot me then?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15631
15632
>>15630
T> Yes?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15632
15633 15635
>>15631
See
>>15610

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15633
15635 15637
my.jpg
>>15629
So... I'm guessing he can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with?

>>15627
I can actually kind of respect that. See pic related

>>15632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP5e7jrYBtY
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15634
15636
>>15626
"I don't hide anything you'd be woefully concerned about, Flashy.. I'm just not used to trusting people with everything I do...
.. There are some things I'd rather handle on my own, you know, before the wedding ceremony is finally completed.. I want to make sure everything is taken care of the way I envisioned it.."
*looks up worried, but determined*
"So don't worry too much about me going off on my own, okay, Flashy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15635
15639
>>15632
Right, sorry
>>15633
>Milo
Kek
>crickets
Topkek
You'll see
>>15610
T> That's true. I guess you owe me one then don't you? ^_~
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15636
15641
>>15634
"I can sympathize with not trusting people. My God can I sympathize with that. But Marriage, and marriage with children, is where two become as if they are one flesh. There is not so much room for secrets.

... Are you really sure you want to be married?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15637
15638
why.jpg
>>15633
>respect that
>See pic related
See pic related

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15638
>>15637
"Oh, she's gonna be mad later isn't she?"
"IKR?"
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15639
15640
>>15635
T> "Maybe I can buy you a drink to start?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15640
15642 15644
>>15639
Tr raises an eyebrow. T> You know alcohol is degenerate, yes?
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15641
15642
>>15636
"I'm absolutely sure I want to get married, although I'll need to take care of a lot of things before then.. Things that'd you'd rather not get mixed-up in..."
*touches hoof to abdomen*
"I want to make sure everything's ready for the future..."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15642
15643 15644
>>15640
From a different room, Tourcil and Trollestia can here the shout

"THANK YOU!"

>>15641
"Are you really sure you're ready for it? As a person?"
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15643
15648
>>15642
>person
pony*
"... I............"
[frantically worried expectant mother pony noises]
"... I hope so..."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15644
15645
>>15640
T> "That was a test, how about diner?"
>>15642
Your opinion is invalid
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15645
15647
>>15644
T> I hear the Sticky Wicket is nice, Thez wouldn't stop going on about it.
Mrs. Sentry
jX/y2
?
No.15646
15649
Will we get to see the freak soon?
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15647
15649 15652
>>15645
Interruption from a different room

"The Trump Grille has a better assortment"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15648
15677 15679
>>15643
"Tracy, I'm not sure I ever understood

Why me?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15649
15650 15651 15652
>>15646
You're asking me? He's passed the fuck out waiting on you lot!
>>15647
T> ... or the Trump Grille why the e? if thats suitable

Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15650
>>15649
Trumpaladin wants to get around Trademarks
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15651
15653 15656
>>15649
>waiting on you lot
Does he know about the party? Why isn't he harassing the villagers for his lunch money?
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15652
15656 15657
>>15647
Trump hears a "Fuck off ye cunt" ringing in his ears
>>15649
"I think we could try the Sticky Wicket, tonight at about 6?"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15653
15654 15656 15659
>>15651
"Hey Tracy, you want to interrupt Tourcil's date by abducting him to go along to meet with that pissed off guy?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15654
15655 15656 15659
>>15653
"... Not really, but sure."


Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15655
15658
>>15654
*Kind of worried by an unenthusiastic response*
"I... I thought you loved to cause mischief, hate on nerds like Tourcil, interfere with Trollestia, and wanted to go meet that guy?"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15656
15659
>>15651
Cuz he's asleep
>>15652
Cuz what time is it? Time for a date with a hoers! Xp
>>15653
>>15654
He WON'T thank you, just sayin
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15657
15659 15660
>>15652
"The kitchen isn't clean there!"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15658
15664
>>15655
Who unironically would want to go meet that freak?
"Let's go."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15659
>>15653
>>15654
Y'all are cunts
Massive, massive cunts
>>15656
Well this is gonna be intresting
>>15657
B E G O N E
T H O T


Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15660
15661 15662 15674
>>15657
>Paladin lying and/or starting rumors to promote his business
You do know you'll lose all your superpowers for committing a single evil act, and that only a high-level Cleric can redeem you, right? Don't try that again.
Being a Blackguard is better
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15661
15663
>>15660
Have you seen the kitchen there? It's unsanitary. Workers don't even wear hair nets
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15662
15664 15665
>>15660
>is better
He's Trump Good, which means wtfe, Trump is Good.
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15663
>>15661
He says
To
A
Fucking
Unicorn
And a man who lived in a cave for years
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15664
15666
>>15662
>Trump is always Good
This. Just because y'all don't always understand my 4d chess moves doesn't mean I'm wrong

>>15658
"Ever given a nerd a swirly in toilet?"
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15665
15667 15668 15688
>>15662
I do unironically think being a Blackguard is better than playing as a Paladin. Blackguards don't always have to put others before themselves and act like saints all the time, and they don't lose their powers when they do.
If this game hadn't started as an autistic plot to harass another player,
I would've been a blackguard. Anti-heroes ftw.

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15666
15667 15668
1205037__questionable_artist-colon-petirep_oc_oc-colon-hoof beatz_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_bronycon_bullying_clothes_humiliation_jail_prison_prison .png
>>15664
"Have I?!"
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15667
15669
>>15665
"Yeeeah. Wo0t!"
>>15666
Thats,... kinda disturbing
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15668
15670 15672
>>15666
"Let's test out the wedgies we'll give to the mage on Tourcil. He can see just how clean the bathroom is as well (Do the staff even wash their hands?)

>>15665
Paladin is pretty nice too

>started
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15669
15671
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo5_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo6_1280.png
tumblr_morcpuXznV1r38helo3_1280.png
>>15667
That year's Bronycon was especially disturbing...
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15670
>>15668
>super-sonic reee
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15671
>>15669
>pic 2
That is SO how I picture Tracy most of the time
>Bronycon
That's just cuz there wasn't an Mlpol.net faction
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15672
15673
>>15668
Fallen Paladin is master-race though: make for the most powerful characters and the most interesting stories, imo.
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15673
15676 15680
sad_fluttershy_by_notlikelyanartist-d7g5zy4.png
>>15672
>tfw wants the high power levels but too pure to ever fall
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15674
15675 15676
>>15660
Okay but seriously, you do know the real Donald Trump has a higher than normal sense of disgust, and orders cleaning in his properties more often than normal, right?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15675
15677
>>15674
I know that much.

Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15676
15677 15682 15685
>>15673
>too pure
Riiiiiiiiiiight
So Torcuil is leading Troll off to have some noms. Apparently he totally forgot about ahem assembling his wooden snake-staff I had to. Infernius is marvelling at his shiny 'new' not-tiny penir, Trump and Tracy are developing something resembling a relationship,... did I miss anything? Oh yeah, Lenos is beating up Korak, cuz Korak is a douche.
>>15674
I hear the Sticky Wicket cooks and sells dead babies. You should probably avoid it. kidding, trolling,... but it is unhallowed
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15677
15678
>>15675
You never answered >>15648

>>15676
>cuz Korak is a douche
Please tell

>wicket is unhallowed
Do I have to burn it to purify the city?


Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15678
>>15677
"He better NOT"
Ahem. May I suggest that is inadvisable.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15679
15681 15703
Spoilered
>>15648
Goddamit! I lost my sheet.
>*moment-ruining pause as faggot-nerd flips through his little booklet looking for what he wrote*
....I still need a few minutes to cook up an actual response...
pic unrelated
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15680
Spoilered
>>15673
I have ways if making you fall.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15681
>>15679
>pic not related
My sides! I need those
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15682
15683
>>15676
Can't Infernius use Hallow to designate the site as holy?
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15683
15693
>>15682
... I suppose there is nothing barring him from doing so, although he already has a shiny new cathedral dedicated to Rockwell, so why would he. e\\_O
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15684
15687
"Its okay faggot, I can always pick another place. I just liked it cuz it was quiet and there's a piano."
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15685
15686
>>15676
Oh yeah, the staff.
Ehh, going on a date, it can wait
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15686
15690
>>15685
T> And here I thought you had forgotten. Feel free to ghost if you need to, I don't know the exact time difference but GM is on PST.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15687
>>15684
>forgot fiends aren't comfortable at holy sites
Sorry Thez.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15688
15689
>>15665
>anti-hero ftw
thats why i pick ghoatic good.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15689
15696
>>15688
>88
/)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15690
15691
>>15686
I meant game time, but Torc's fag is on est
Nah, I'm here just had to feed cats
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15691
15692
>>15690
T> Lead on good sheep-fucker (scotsman Xp)
Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15692
>>15691
>grumbling
T> I'm not fucking welsh
>leads way

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15693
15694 15695
>>15683
i cast hallow on the city.
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15694
15695
What about the freak?
>>15693
Don't. It'll piss-off your waifu.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15695
15697 15698
>>15693
Hallow has a 40' radius. No on city.
"Its okay, it only itches really."
>>15694
What about him? He's not going anywhere.

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15696
e531ffa007f7ec93ab8a0f7f2503b4d8dfecf8141a5bd2ce39c2daeb382727a5.jpg
>>15689

Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15697
>>15695
Can we go see what his deal is? His pet is bothering the townsfolk.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15698
15699 15701 15703 15705
>>15695
is there a more op version of the spell i could use?
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15699
15700
>>15698
Read your fucking spell list.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cleric_Spell_List
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15700
>>15699
i did fag.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15701
15702 15703 15706 15714
>>15698
Hallow is the beefiest. You can research and create a better one, but that'll take time.
"If you wanna purify the Wicket, thats okay. Just leave the whorehouse alone K?"

Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15702
>>15701
"i swear."
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15703
15709 15712
>>15698
Just go house to house. You'de do it to purify from Jews, so why not from Demonic elements?

>>15679
I really wanted to hear this, or get some character development...

>>15701
"This ain't Amsterdam. We have standards"
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15704
15705 15707 15708
Use Meld stone daily to build multiple Confederate Battle Monuments all around Port Barry, and designate each one as holy.
Not Tracy
jX/y2
?
No.15705
>>15704
meant for >>15698

Anonymous
Ym655
?
No.15706
15709 15710
>>15701
>no comments on the date
I should have kept Torc a virgin
This gonna be a disaster
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15707
>>15704
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15708
15711
>>15704
confederate and NSDAP Monuments coming up.
Anonymous
C2K+p
?
No.15709
15716 15717
>>15703
>having standards
Oh right
>>15706
In the style of the Legend of Bagger Vance
"Oh no sir, its been a disaster for a long time now"
Anonymous
tAR7W
?
No.15710
15716
>>15706
Don't worry, his wizard powers are not in danger >>15429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9c_KttvQPU
Anonymous
jX/y2
?
No.15711
15713
Confederate-Monument.jpg
>>15708
It'll take quite a while to do, but the Stonewall will be pleased.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15712
>>15703
this actually pretty smart.
Anonymous
96Ajs
?
No.15713
15714
>>15711
>stonewall
>shows picture of general lee.