Previous bread got moldy fast. After killing Korak and his pirates and thus gaining a Galleon-class ship, the party settles in to a relatively peaceful afternoon/evening which is certain to be entirely uneventful.
Except for Godzilla over in the stadium.
Welcome back to the Game. New players, lurkers, or w/e are welcome to non-disruptively comment or inquire. Right now the party is divvying up the swag from Korak,....
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>>15309
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
What does the vest do? Is the vest the suit? Was the cloak a separate Item? Was one of those the ten turn chameleon thing? What do the boots do?
>>15309
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
So, we're taking his ship after slaughtering the crew? The crew won't inherit it?
Was the ship really entirely unmanned when he left it?
>>15313
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
>We're taking his ship
Yes
>The crew won't inherit it?
They would have, but they are dead
>was the ship really unmanned
I know right. That was my first thought
>>15312
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
The vest is a fine leather vest, separate from the suit, that has 2 pockets of holding. The cloak is also separate, which provides increasing concealment the longer its activated, and yes it was the chameleon thing. The boots allow the user to instantly flash-step to a position that either A. provides flanking to an ally, or B. takes advantage of an ally's position and grants the user flanking.
>>15316
This. Do you want me to leave behind a few pirates? The city's fight club makes for better combatants, unless you're just looking for a crew.
>>15316
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
Any faggot could've stolen it if it were unmanned, unless Korak really was that respected in town.
>>15320
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
Well, why should Tracy have all the fun? There's LOTS of characters who would love to beat the piss out of him!
>>15317
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
I'll definitely take the boots and the ring and I will fight for them. Also, what were the dimensional shackles?
>>15317
I am absolutely looking for a crew, including any of those killed in the battle that could be resurrected
>>15318
That's why I was expecting the ship to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
>>15323
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
>to be hidden in a nearby natural harbor or cay or something like in Treasure Island
He'd still need to get to it himself.
>>15322
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
There's always the entertron, but otherwise he could object and shit. He's a loudmouth asshole,....
>>15323
Magic hand(or w/e)-cuffs that prevent the person shackled from any sort of teleportation, dimensional shifting, phasing, etherealness ahem, or any other form of instant travel.
>resurrected
So all of them
>>15325
Trump just did
Infernius should take the cuffs, so he doesn't accidentally drop his infinite bandage and TP the whole world as he chases it down the road.
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And since no one asked about what the suit does,...
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Its a +3 chainmail suit that wears like a normal suit. Also, it mends its self if its ever torn or broken. No dex penalties, and while no one has ever tried wearing it under armor, it would work.
Recommending gloves for Inferius and I think I'll take back one item from the kike
The complete list of Korak's swag:
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
Chainmail of Ambivalence +3
Cufflinks of Holding
Necktie with Holding Sheath
Vest w/ 2 pockets of holding; 1 has 12 hand-grenades, the other has dimensional shackles, a flask (healing potion), and an ever-smoking bottle.
Gloves of Sparking
Cloak of Scintillating Colors
Bracers of Armor +3
Boots of the Wolf
Serpentine Belt 'Sning'
Dimensional Shackles
Necklace of Adaptation
Oh, and the sword
>>15361
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
I'll just keep the pistols if I can't get the fucclinks
Can lenos do modifications on the pistols?
Cause thanks to the luger base, I have an idea...
>>15360
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
Flask currently holds 3 uses of Cure Serious Wounds, the Eversmoking bottle fills the area with smoke quite quickly.
If the whole fight with Korak were allowed to play out exhaustively, he would have opened the bottle and dropped it, and then would have proceeded to individually sneak around (concealed=hidden) and shield-bash the party until it banded together to defeat him, but I didn't want to give Korak's faggot the satisfaction.
>>15361
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
Claiming ring, chainmail, dimensional shackles, boots, flask, ever smoking bottle.
Recommending gloves and hand grenades for Inferius
>>15368
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
Nope, that'll be on monday. ^_^
>>15371
Sigh Yes. The dimensional shackles, the eversmoking bottle, the flask, and the grenades.
>>15373
Not necessarily. The cloak, when used properly, allows a rogue to sneak attack even when they're being observed. That's what Korak was doing with the whole "Flurry of colors, bang-bang" shit that almost killed Torcuil.
>>15373
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
>superfluous
It grants partial concealment to the torso: good for preventing a pony's abdomen from taking critical hits and causing her to miscarry.
Besides, it would only cover-up Trumpaladin's classy, golden armor.
Another thing to realize is that just cuz a character has lots of stuff doesn't mean they'll be inclined/inspired to use them all the time. Thez had/has LOTS of stuff that she didn't use, just because the situation never presented its self, or 'something else' sounded more fun. More stuff doesn't mean more powerful, it depends on the personality of the character.
>>15386
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
It didn't, and I vetoed it only 'cuz Thez likes you and would not want to shag if you had a 3" penir
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>>15393
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
His eye twitches, but he does lower his ears affectionately, before dropping a smokebomb and <POOF>
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>>15395
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
Rly? You wanna go there again?
>>15396
Oh right, cuz those are just lying around. You know that that is one of the two stones thats contained in Thez' garter right? Unique for all intents and purposes.
Come to think of it, a chaos emerald as one eye and the emerald tablet (lawful equivalent) in the other would be fukkin EXTREME
GM If I can't have the damn unicorn give me the stones
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GIVE ME SOMETHING SO I DON'T START BANNING PEOPLE
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>>15418
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
Some where in this strange land a man named Torculi is having sex with his wife, he then feels weird and looks down
He screams as he realizes he is now scisoring his wife.
Torcuil feels no change
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>>15421
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
Fine. I'll settle for banning Tracy next time he pisses me off enough.
>Thez knew Tracy would sit on everything like a dragon
I guess that kind of makes sense
>>15426
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
She didn't know it, her only concern was that Tracy is pretty and sexy and should have pretty things to accentuate,... but yeah she did want the garter to hide away in her absence. That garter could spark an inter-planar war if mishandled.
>>15434
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
I was too angry at the time....
But it would have been like 30 lines of dialogue, so not short by any means
>>15438
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
Alright...
Prepare a written sheet of paper for this
Trumpaladin goes into the stable, and walks around until he is able to find a spot probably 10 or 15 feet across from Trollestia, who is laying, as per usual. He sits down with his knees up on something like a pale or a set of hay, and he drinks something out of a bottle
"Hello, Trollestia..." *sips* "Aren't you like a god of something? You're a celestial right?"
>>15450
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>Is now immune to mind-control
What, did anyone think it was just an accessory? That Korak never thought he could be mind-controlled,....
>>15445
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
"Alright, first set of questions. You freed the Elves right?
So when Korak was dying, I asked him the location of an Equestrian Unicorn he was keeping, I'm guessing as a slave like the elves. He said that the Unicorn had disappeared while in a Zone of Truth. I saw her in their possession this morning. I don't believe she could have escaped on her own or have been stolen by regaular means as she was very well guarded. It must have been by teleportation, planar shift, or what have you. As I understand it, there are exactly three people who would have had the power or the motive to take the Unicorn. But I would have thought Tourcil would have mentioned it if it were him. So I want to ask you, did you - or tourcil, as far as you know - take the unicorn from Korak between this morning and tonight?"
>Torc procedes to make staff
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
I was gonna have him make it anyway, I just needed wood
>>15458
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
"Whereever she is, she is probably in danger, either by her captor, the elements, or random theives. Could you find her?"
>>15467
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
Torquil is to squishy and frail for the whorehouse at this level: The place was ruled by Thez after all.
Let him get to lvl 20 first.
>>15464
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
"I don't know, but I know I would like to talk to her."
Looks over at elves, and speaking to Trollestia
"Should we get them crossword puzzles, mazes, or something?
Then looks back at her
"we should have room here in the stable. Although she's Equestrian, or I think she is. She looks like one. I'll prepare a room."
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>>15470
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
T> I do know her location, but I am unsure your intentions. She has had it far more difficult than any unicorn I've ever encountered, even those who were slaughtered for their horns and affects (spell ingredients).
>afk 3 min
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>Torquil
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
>Torculi
SPELLING MOTHERFUCKERS
Torc assembles the staff, and tetts the snek spell
I'm <pant> back <pant>
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>tfw u just ran 1/2 a mile with a hot pizza so it didn't get cold
>>15485
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>captive
If Tracy wanted to cut-off her horn and drag her into the dungeon, she would've done so a while ago
>>15485
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
T> Oh quit being dramatic. Where she IS, she will not be disturbed; not by wolves, hoomans, or anything else.
Her motive is to make the most apropos decision based on the best interests of all involved.
>>15490
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
T> Lets get down to brass tacks. You have a mount, and she's the only friend of one of your allies. Said ally doesn't make friends often or easily. Your interest in Slovenia could threaten the only significant intimate development that said ally has had, possibly ever. You understand if I'm hesitant to just cough up her location?
*she's = Slovenia
>>15497
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>murderous look
T> Banana? Look, give her some time. She's been cooped up in a ship's hold for longer than the elves, which also need tending to. Right now is the only freedom she's had since she came to this world, and for the record, she was brought here on your request.
>>15498
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
"Pffffffffffffffffffffffftt!"
>'SHUT THE FUCK UP!'
(can Trollestia speak hoers? Tracy speaks hoers as a bonus language, but idk about Troll now)
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>>15504
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
That doesn't really answer the question though. Even if she's using Wild Empathy, can she speak hoers?
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