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Anonymous
yZOAg
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No.14312
This session promises to be,... I was gonna say out of the ordinary, but that's ordinary for this continuing Game. Blah blah, this is an RPG thread, blah blah, new players welcome.
Lets get to it.
931 replies and 44 files omitted.
Anonymous
TFJAq
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No.14772
>>14771
this.
Anonymous
pJzDT
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No.14773
>>14769
See >>14771
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14774
14776 14778
>>14771
Have you never heard of a duel?
Besides, he already did that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14775
14780
4b7.png
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14776
14783
>>14774
I have, but I like the idea of four Melee fighters taking on 1 melee fighter better than a ranged fighter shooting helpless melee fighters
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14777
14779 14782 14783
You know, I thought "I'll roll a separate dice for Sad Alex, just to avoid mussing up the order."
He rolled a 20.
Sad Alex, your move again.
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14778
14781 14783
>>14774
You're Chaotic: fug da rules.
Steal gunz.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14779
14786
>>14777
KILL THE GLOBALIST!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14780
>>14775
Oh, so you're the one that did it. Xp
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14781
>>14778
I like rules, but I like not getting shot while I don't have my sword even more
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14782
14783
>>14777
I order ryuk to kill the captain with holy blast.
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14783
14787
>>14778
>>14777
>>14776
FUCK Y'ALL I'M DOING THIS SHIT

Torc challanges Korak to a 1v1 duel
>>14782
NO FUCK OFF I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14784
maxresdefault.jpg
>>14767

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14785
GM, I go for my sword. The one that is on the ground. Again
yZOAg
?
No.14786
14788 14790 14792
[4d8 = 11]
[1d20 = 6]
>>14765
On it. Voids ur move, but things are spicy.
Infernius also can move.
>>14779
He's serious, dice related
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14787
14790 14792
>>14783
Shut up you had your chance!
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14788
>>14786
insect plauge korak.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Insect_Plague
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14789
14791
Despite the imminence of the attack, and the suddenness of it, Korak deftly maneuvers around the blast.
"Not the first wave of hate I've danced around me boy!" he taunts
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14790
14800
>>14786
Summon him to me. We have a Globalist to kill

>>14787
This
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14791
14794
>>14789
"YOU RIGGED IT!"
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14792
14795 14796
b49.gif
>>14786
>no one is letting me do my intense autism
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>14787
You came out of nowhere, I'm doing this

GM, how does that challenge go
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14793
14796 14797 14798
Its Korak's move, and he's seeing all kinds of opponents.
"Well now fellas, it seems there's more to ye (and of ye) than meets me eye. This sounds like fun!"
His pirates have cowered, not expecting such revelations (are now non-combatants) but Korak is fixin' for a fight.
Unfortunately he disappears in a puff of smoke.
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14794
14799
>>14791
Whoa, WHOA. No. I have done many things, but I haven't rigged any aspect of this fight for anyone's favor. You're fighting a well-seasoned, most effectively suited player right now. Deal with it, and quit your crying.
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14795
>>14792
It is my time. To kill!
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14796
14803
>>14792
Dude, just let us play 5 on 1.

"Alex! Can you have Ryuk cough up little pieces of the pirates? We don't need their whole bodies, just enough so we can revive them later. We will need their votes in the final battle against the globalists"

>>14793
"There's more to you too apparently. Running off with other people's money, trying to keep people docile - You're Bernie Sanders taking donations!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14797
14801 14802
>>14793
>blueballed
[ANGRY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
Wtf did he go?
Spot check
Gallop over to moaning pirate (survivor) and start ripping out his belly sketties in predatory fury.
Anonymous
b/k9D
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No.14798
>>14793
There are hundreds of thousands of words in the english language. But no string of them can express how much I hate this goddmaned fucking outcome
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14799
>>14794
... It's a meme. Trump, prior to the election, claimed that several elections had been rigged. After he *won*, he had the audacity to claim that he would have won New Hampshire but for electoral fraud.
yZOAg
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No.14800
14804
[1d20 = 12]
>>14790
Ur Trump. U can't summon Ryuk
gs3nq
?
No.14801
14807
[1d20 = 8]
>>14797
wtf did I just type?
I'm never taking this crap again....
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14802
14806
>>14797
TRACY! GODDAMNIT WE NEED THEM LATER! ATTACK FUCKING KORAK!
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14803
14805
>>14796
Yea you have to give him an apple though.
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14804
>>14800
I was summoning Vanderiem, who you said in the post I linked can move on his own
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14805
>>14803
*gives apple to ryuk*
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14806
14808
>>14802
[BLOODTHIRSTY NIGHTMARE NOISES]
"WHERE DID THAT DIPSHIT RUN OFF TO?!" she roars
Anonymous
b/k9D
?
No.14807
14809
>>14801
Don't do drugs kids

Torc has a 1000yd stare. After about 3 minutes he teleports to his cave, in a puff of smoke, and fire

Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14808
>>14806
"Find him! Leave my personal army alone!"
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14809
14812 14813
>>14807
I changed meds on my idiot doc's suggestion...
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14810
14814
HOW MANY PIRATES ARE LEFT!
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14811
14816
Still Alex' move,... will forfeit tho
Anonymous
TFJAq
?
No.14812
14815 14822
>>14809
>belly sketties?
what is this rick and morty?
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14813
>>14809
I am always sober, always, and I am still like shit
Anonymous
yZOAg
?
No.14814
14817
>>14810
8? 7? I'm not even keeping track.
probably wasn't supposed to mention that
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14815
>>14812
Never seen that show. It's just the meds...
Anonymous
fljMj
?
No.14816
14818 14825 14833
>>14811
I make ryuk find klorox.
pJzDT
?
No.14817
14819 14825
[8d20 = 95]
>>14814
REEEEE!!!!

Address them:

"I am making you an offer you can't refuse. Become employees of the town or Trump interprises, and you'll have wealth, adventure, women, and we won't kill you right here and now"

DIPLOMACY! I should have a natural +28 modifier
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14818
>>14816
Give apple to ryuk. I need little pieces of the dead pirates. We need them to fight the Globalists just as we needed disillusioned Bernie Sanders Supports
gs3nq
?
No.14819
14820
[8d20 = 92]
>>14817
[bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*licks fangs and growls*
Roll for Intimidation (+2 with bluff ranks)
Anonymous
pJzDT
?
No.14820
14821
>>14819
Unless that helps, don't do it. If it helps, do it again
Mrs. Sentry
gs3nq
?
No.14821
14823
>>14820
She hasn't killed anything tonight yet, but she must soon.