This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>13201i actually like this idea.
>>13220Aww, did that epic speech I wrote after defeating Soros the first time not count? What can I do?
Also, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Tarrasques are immune to piercing damage. I'll find a way around that - enchanted projectiles? Explosive projectiles? GM fiat for mixed Nuts? Something.
Besides that, Tarrasques have such an insane Armor Class that it would take a modifier of I think +6 in order for even a 20 to land, although a 20 automatically lands. I think if we can say that the trained crusaders, for instance, started out with level 1 fighter status and ten dexterity points (they should receive these stats by virtue of nothing else than being human) then leveled up to 2 from the fight with the demons, could perhaps be said to have gained enough experience from intense training over three weeks (It'll be 4 by then at least, perhaps more) to have leveled up a class 3 fighter, AND they have Archery as their fighting style, then they should have a +8 modifier, meaning they beat the Tarrasque's Armour class if an 17 or higher is rolled. So if we have 40 level three fighters who are within range, not dead, and not frightened (that may be optimistic) we can expect on average 8 to hit per turn with 1d8 damage, so something like 32 damage per turn on average. I don't know how many pirates there are or their levels, but they must have higher levels
>>13221Oh I'm sure as hell not done with the pirates. I have an offer planned for them.
>>13222Oh I know, but if he's planning for it, so am I
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>>13223Good. Although I do regret announcing it before hand...
>>13209a bard could buff a large group of npcs.
>>13213it can also jump real good.
>>13214we could deceive the nerd somehow.
>>13226We don't have a bard though...
>>13230we could buy ones servervices.
>>13190Well if you want it to occur there, you may need to lure him. He'll be looking for you anyway, so that shouldn't be too hard.
>>1319210
>>13201Please don't, Ponimaru is semi-necessary
>>13213U can't buff it, its carapace renders it almost immune to magic.
>>13224>thinking damage reduction is per roundTry again, you'd have to do more than 20 points of damage
per hit, on top of its crazy regeneration.
>>13233Yep. That's why getting eated is the best strategy, but you have to be able to survive that shit.
Also, I do not recommend involving civilians. Just no. Also realize that before worrying about the T, there's a very angry pirate who will need merc'd, as well as his cadre.
>>13232B-b-but I wanted to make him part of my assassin cult..!
>>13236Thats fine, just don't go trying to mind control him or anything, I need him to perform errands for Ben.
>>13237Can I still train him and/or intimidate him?
>>13238Both. He's only level 3 monk, but he's also got Thez' belt so he hits like a 8lvl.
>>13239How big of a roll do I need to pickpocket the belt?
>lightning hits summer house irl right after I fucking typed that
Okay, time to stop being a Jew....
>>13243>picAre there other horses I can turn into monsters?
>>13243your control of your psionics impresses me.
>>13246Maybe, I'll have to do some reading
>doesn't dare make an arbitrary decision like that around Tracy, not again >>13249If they're already here, they're in the clear!
>>13250What we're not going to do is reverse assimilate natives, that I can tell you
>>13249Trick on you; They're not outsiders if they're
born here.
I just want to state for the record, that these are the two funniest posts in this thread for me
>>12849 >>12708>>13254That's her cutie mark, but yes.
>>13257IK, but every time I look at it I feel like Nic Cage is trying to control my mind.
>>12422>l, "Defended it,"I misread this as "I built this town, now you defend it," a challenge to battle, when I read this from my phone
>>12559>"It's Tracy"I wish I had him silently say "oh, so that's her name"
>"I'm engaged."I really wish I had my charcter respond with shock "To who??"
>>12599I still don't understand if she has this reaction because Trump worded the request in a wink-wink way, because he mentioned the unicorn, or because that's her normal reaction to requests by Trump
>>12610GM, is the Tower within bombardment range of ship cannons? Also, can we make cannons or late medieval bombards?
>>12621>Korak can be trusted to suit his own means - and that of the party if in mutual venture - his allegience is entirely to himself and his piratesFINALLY. A man I can trust
>>12631This actually is cute
>>12635I wonder if anyone realized what I was trying to imply. I think I was too subtle
>>12649Tourcil didn't get it
>>13261>I wish I had him silently say "oh, so that's her name">I really wish I had my charcter respond with shock "To who??"It's really much better that you didn't, for everyone really.
>>13263are we going to end up having a psionic duel?
>>13264>Duel>with a roguelol no. I'll just gut you in your sleep.
>>13266>>13264I still feel like investing in one class yields the highest rewards, but you do what you want
>>13267Yeah... The class I wanted most was Assassin, but Tracy still doesn't qualify...
>>13269
>but it seems pretty clear Tracy's faggot was operating under the assumption that the wizard was the ticket to the assassin's prestige class.
First of all, it's not a wizard; it's a sorcerer. Second of all, no. I did think investigating the town where he lived could help advance the plot though, maybe even yielding some info/loot.
>>13269
>I had Trump actually physically stop Tracy from talking. That's kind of unfair competition
>ended fucking Tracy out doing what her faggot wanted that night, which I think is hilarious.
Yeah, I noticed that too...
>>13270>He didn't enjoy it as muchAww, I was hoping for company in my feelings
>>13272Well, I could clearly see your feelings, I was just hoping to kill something that night...
What's done is done though.
>prepares to read what happened while i was gone
>>13230B-but Troc was doing some shit in being a bard
>>13275True, you have provided music and memes to boost morale.
