/ub/ - Überhengst

Exercises to have better sleep (depending on the condition). Better sleep is incredibly important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNscQ3bGxNk

Don't take criticism from people you would never go to for advice.

>>4427
Such a based statement.
Anyone offended by it is definitely not one whose opinion or criticism is worth taking seriously.

News sites are like gambling. You might see good news. Or bad news.

If she can do this in a bikini, bikini armour isn't stupid.
https://youtu.be/nyuRRWC5GY8

RWBY is one of the many liberal-written shows that exclusively use "racism" and "classism" in the most childishly simple way imaginable.

Good minority, bad majority, rich whiteys in power are bad for no reason, anything the minorities do in retaliation like forming a terrorist organization and killing innocent family members of a business owner or working directly with unthinking monsters of pure evil to flood human nations with said monsters is toootally justified because muh oppression. These writing mistakes aren't exclusive to RWBY.

Funny how these stories that want you to feel bad for "oppressed" nonwhites make their nonwhites as white as fucking possible. And then they'll only act like niggers if they have the "retaliating for past transgressions" excuse. It's all so fucking dishonest. Jews have to lie to make us look bad and lie to make niggers look good.

The faunus have a continent to themselves. A tropical paradise. And while they claim it's overcrowded, it's not as crowded as that warehouse in season 1 absolutely full of White Fangs so desperate to genocide humans they booed Torchwick for being a human until he revealed his plans for human genocide via stealing explosives and using them to blow holes into the city to let genocidal inhuman black creatures in.

As a quick aside fuck this entire show, an early season 1 episode sets up that Faunus see in the dark. Then when the Faunus heroes run into a warehouse full of Faunus terrorists they turn off the lights and escape because only the heroes count as Faunuses in the minds of the showruiners for that scene. God fucking damn it, it's like they wanted to ruin the show however they could. Momty wanted an excuse-plot about one-note characters in dumb fun cool fight scenes. Simple and clean and nearly impossible to fuck up. But it was fucked up by adding wannabe-mature David Cage's Become Human-tier "deep themes" like slavery, a leftist's retarded misconception-filled view of fascism, fucking school bullies and genocidal niggers in the same season, fake protagonists like Jaune and Oscar, and more. There are plenty of reasons to hate this show, but this one reason is a writing mistake shared with countless others these days...

"Racism" is used to emotionally signpost what characters you should and shouldn't like.

"racist" white characters like Cardin and the grey-haired midget in a mech are mean to catgirls for no reason. Cardin pulls bunnygirl ears in a heavily armed school of future heroes and nobody does anything to stop him because the audience wants the big payoff where Jaune stands up to his bully and he can't get that if Cardin actually has his legs broken. Meanwhile Grey Fly-Girl will sooner trust the girl who seemingly broke an innocent defeated opponent's legs live on tv for no reason, creating a wave of shocked sadness that attracted Grimm, before she trusts a fucking catgirl. And she never brings up how the catgirl used to work for a foreign terrorist organization that tried to genocide the country seasons 1-3 took place in at least twice and destroyed it during their second attempt.

Weiss forgives a Faunus for being an ex-member of a terrorist organization that killed many of Weiss's family members and made her live in fear her whole life, so she's a "good guy". Yang is in Lesbians with the same catgirl so she's a "good guy".

Same shit goes for Liberal beliefs in nonsense ideas.
"Martial law always bad" unless a leftist declares it, "election fraud always bad" unless a leftist does it", "political violence always bad" unless a leftist does it, and "redemption" only happens when you stop working for the villains and start working for the heroes hard enough to magic away all your sins and deserved jail time.

Ironwood suffers under mounting pressure, tries to save his nation and possibly others, has his own mind fucked with by a shit "superpower" that was revealed in directors commentary to make him hyperfocused on the wrong shit, declares martial law for stability's sake, tries to get his nation in the air on a deadline, hacks the election because "Robin Hill" the bootleg Robin Hood chick has no real plan for the nation or future, and he's villified because the show wants you to view this man as an evil desperate heartless fool losing his humanity in pursuit of the big picture even though the show's "heroes" did everything wrong.
He's a straight white male authority figure with the military, so he's "fascist" and therefore bad.

Ruby and pals, who betray him and babble platitudes about "choosing hope" and "choosing love" while forgiving that one nigeress who helped ruin Yang's reputation and life(tried to do so and succeeded for an episode or two then the authors forgot Yang should be universally reviled right now) and mindfucked her and helped destroy the country S1-3 took place in and killed countless innocents just because she feels guilty NOW and doesn't like her bosses or coworkers on Team CMEN (haha semen) is the "hero" because she's a straight white girl with "minority" friends and together they rebel against the "authority" by playing into Pussy Satan's hands.

>>4538
oh yeah lol i forgot the advice part

advice:

writing like RWBY will make your writing homosexual and retarded

Another wisdom:

Intelligent women do not exist, they are only normies skilled at memorizing trivia about Monty Python or Physics or whatever while aping the sound of intelligent people.
If intelligent women existed they would have obliterated feminism for the benefit of men and women long ago.
Women are herd animals and should be treated as such by government and man.

>>4539
Heres some advice.
Dont come to the advice thread with a hardcore rage boner about an anime, and then proceed to blog about it long past what could be considered 'embarrassing'. Theres a whole fucking board for anime.
But then that would involve caring and paying attention to the subject matter of the thread(?)/board(?) you're posting to, and youre far too important to be asked to be responsible, considerate, polite, having-mannars, etc., cuz its (you) right?

My advice: Nigel. Its been 5 years almost. Learn how to not be an eyesore/drain/leech/derailer. Learn how to read the room(thread). You allege youre not fapping, you have your diet on lock, and that youre lifting, yes?
Okay. Now apply yourself to not making people leave the site cuz they're tired of your shit. Hows about not derailing a thread with literal paragraphs of unrelated shit. Maybe, just maybe, stop acting like you have a pass to behave however you want whenever you want in whatever thread triggers a memory of pokemon or who-the-fuck-cares-what-else.
Pretty please, with sugar on top.

>>4539
This belongs in >>>/a/
>>4542
Why are you saging?

Comfort.

Fuck the shit writing advice leftists give out.
just saw one say "Don't pit women against women"
why? Because it'll supposedly "objectively make your story worse and cliched and problematic" and blah blah blah
god there were so many fucking wasted words wasted on this shit. he did that trick where the jew alternates between reminding you to believe X and telling you to think nonbelievers are bad and making up silly hypotheticals in which his premise isn't retarded.
actual why: he doesn't like seeing wimmin fight

So he expects everyone to care?

Fuck that.

What, does he want all stories to he "PC" shite like those marvel comics where ugly characters eat food because the author is hungry and then verbally jack each other off with generic sappy maudlin sacharrine pep talks (some call it "validation") all fucking day?

Fuck. That!

Rivals are necessary for a good story. At least 75% necessary if not fully 100%. Antagonists to crush and rivals to surpass drive stories not already driven by driven heroes. If the hero is passive, give him some characters to react to. Rivals give the hero something to strive for, another reason to better themselves, and rivals can also warn heroes what not to become if they're the kind corrupted by some sin like envy or lust or wrath.
If the hero needs to be fleshed out as a character, give him people to disagree with, argue with, come into conflict with. And if the hero's a chick taking the male role of the righteous hero on the hero's journey she will naturally have to have rivals worth a damn to be a good character with a good story.
Giving her a chick rival who's everything this girl isn't just seems obvious if you don't want to write her harming suspension of disbelief by rivalling and surpassing men with two feet and 120 pounds on her.
Scrappy underdog hero, rich oujo bitch protagonist.
Rebellious hero, system-supporting spoilt corrupt privileged rival bitch.
It writes itself.
So why is it so rare to see it done so well?
Seto Fucking Kaiba, Gary Motherfucking Oak, Jack Fucking Atlas, these were excellent male rivals.
Certainly better than Susgay Coochieha was post-Orochimaru.
Surely female ripoffs of these egotistical asshole rivals the audience wants knocled down a peg will work just as well.
Surely the audience won't simp for the women who laugh like Eggman and unironically want her to step on them.
Hell, how many generic bland boring female normies in trashy normie media are opposed by generic cruel evil bitchy "Mean Girls" schoolyard bullies for no reason?
"never pit women against women" is dogshit writing advice.
I fucking swear, leftists sometimes give out fake writing advice just to fuck with anyone listening because they want to sabotage potential competition.

Wisdom: don't trust leftist writing advice.

My advice is to buy a chainsaw and cut wood. A cord ('4x'8x"16) can sell for up to $350 and it takes very little time to cut and split. You can get it for free. It's how I get my "spending" money. Get out and sell you big, hard wood to bitches that need it hot and burning. You might even get to go out to a farm and pet ponies to your heart's content. I know I do. Hell, I even pet the cows, too. have hands; will pet.
Oh, and you're likely to get paid in cash which means less money for Tyrone's nigglets' welfare.

>>4556
Based Woodsman

>>4566
This is self-centered bullshit, tbh.
You can absolutely lose friends if you don't treat them well. Sure, a good friend will forgive their friend's flaws and shortcomings, but if you act abusive and inconsiderate and don't show that you appreciate someone or take them for granted, you can absolutely lose a person who was at some point your friend.

>>4593
True, but in a time of so much manipulation and deceit, to be self-centered might be what's needed to keep a safe perspective.

The faggot hates hearing "fuck faggots"
But what does he hate more? The truth.
Most faggoted men are just desperate horndogs who settled for girly men.
Most child molesters are homosexuals.
And gay women should not be allowed to adopt.

>>4622
This is only a healthy mindset if you yourself are able to admit when you're wrong, and don't just push away people who disagree.

>>4623
I think the meme describes narcissistic personalities.

>>4629
it just describes the average asperger haver

Flow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UytiIWYujkU

>Purpose
Wise words from Nixon. This one surprised me.

It's important to not care what other people think, so long as one doesnt remain ignorant of what other people think

>>4322
>(the /sci/ guide is on a jewgle site take precautions.)
Not sure what that means, Neocities is so far away from Google that Google suppresses it in the page ranking. Also that page has zero JavaScript, zero images and does not use fonts from Google.

It takes only one line to correct bad graffiti.

>>4728
>wHat wORked iN tHA 30' iSn'T gOInG t0 w0rK tOdaY
Sure...

>>4729
It was ironic, m8.

>>4730
I know, am just refering to anons saying that following AH steps is not going to work in our current context, the joke being that i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related

>>4731
Do any of us really act like that?
You know how much the left loves false flags, it wouldn't surprise me if anyone on the right that ever seemed retarded online was actually a false flag.
It takes a high IQ to figure out for yourself what's wrong with libtardism and the jewish lies, after all.

>>4733
I don't think am following ya.

Some anons are simply skeptical about AH's methods, they don't think his strategy would work in today's terms.

And in case you mean this:
>i implied that uncle Adolf actually said what was quoted in pic related
No, they do not, i've seen plenty of retards in 4/pol/, but that's just on another level

He's so wise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH9sJrAVeC0

Our enemies want to make everything legal for them and nothing good legal for us.
Would we really win fans if we wanted everything legal, good and bad?
The lolbertarian thinks his pro-weed pro-homosexuality stances will earn him followers a more open Natsoc couldn't. But what great victories were accomplished by his sort? Where are the gays with the balls to stand against Islam and reject the LGBTQ gay mafia? Why should we embrace gay rights if the gays will not embrace white rights?

>>4750
Easier said than done.

>>4797
Yup.

"I'm not feeling myself today".
To a white man, that means one isn't feeling like he usually does. Doesn't feel ready to be what he usually is. Could be an injury, sickness, exhaustion, anything could cause it. "He's feeling himself" means the opposite. He is his usual self. He is feeling like his usual self.

But to a nigger and in the non-language of niggerese, the phrase "He's feeling himself" means he's arrogant, cocky, ignorant, short-sighted, full of unjustifiable overconfidence and unwarranted feelings of invincibility from a lifetime of coddling and spoiling and pro-nigger lies. He lived his life on recruit difficulty yet he was told he conquered Ultra Nightmare mode. When a nigger says "He's feeling himself", whether he realizes it or not, he means he's being a nigger.

Something I've been doing for a while now is putting on a weighted vest when walking the dog to make it more challenging.
Is that a good thing? I try to keep my back straight and all but just wondering.
I was using a backpack before I got the vest.

>>4886
Very Insightful, Thanks for posting this anon.

Only a fool feels entitled to what he knows he does not deserve.

>>5014
I learnt something.

>>241
I have pulled a gun when somebody threatens me. I have no obligation to allow somebody to act threatening towards me just because they are unarmed. My motto is generally "fuck around and find out". If somebody starts shit, I have no problem being the one who finishes it. One of the nice things about living in a state with a "stand your ground" law. Luckily, the two people I have pulled on have both been smart enough to walk away once they saw the gun.

Only idjits cut towards their didjits.

>>5014
Sounds like a Good idea, albeit an illegal one.

>>5021
You have to fuck the horse pussy, anon.

>>5022
I Don't want a misdemeanor though.

>>5023
She's out there, waiting for you.

>>5024
Aj is looking pretty Good tbh

>>5025
You'll be fine as long as you avoid any FedEx's.

Some people make mistakes before they get it right. Others make nothing and think themselves superior.

Everyone makes something. For some its a career or a business, for others its a family, still others create or participate in group projects, and others still will spend their time and effort refining themselves.
Sadly, others will commit their time and energy to writing degerate clop fics and then fail about impotently when what they produce is rejected and disregarded for the exact same reasons agaIn and again and again.
But its okay, cuz those people can always publicly masturbate themselves about how those rejecting their 'mistakes b4 getting it right' make nothing and think themselves superior.

Whenever something terrible happens in the world, a Jew is not far behind.

>>5040
Your saltposting is too specific for it to be disguised as general advice.

Tit for tat

>>5049
Titties?

>>5221
Good advice.
Although, it should come in moderation. A good bit of self-reflection every now and then is important, in case you're not actually moral and are just a prick.

Re-posted from >>>/mlpol/341579 →

Bleach and ammonia make a really good cleaning solution, especially for removing grime in bathrooms. Not to mention it smells great. I love to take a big huff of the stuff.

If there's one thing I've learned from getting raped (read: they climb onto me, stick their what's-it in, deposit a 'fluid' and then die curled up on themselves) by ants, its that no matter how collossal one's adversary, you can still get off, and make them feel pain and regret your existence.
In a manner, you can make the Gods regret having crossed paths with you.

Conversely, you could not. I dunno how many ants have peacefully made and went.
But those rapist motherfuckers, I rember them.

>>5402
What the fuck? How small are you?
Did an ant hump your shoe or something? An ant is the size of an ant. Is this some furry self insert fanfiction? How did you even detect what the ant was doing with its cock? Is ant fluid even noticeable to the human eye? I could understand if a dog humped your leg and the owner took so long to drag the dog away you considered kicking them both. But a fucking ant? Why wouldn't you slap the ant and crush it to death the second you detected it?

>>5403
Silly me, I neglected to appreciate how excited you might get by the sound of the phrase 'raped by ants'. It was a play on words, making light of how ants operate by stinging anything that moves in their vicinity.
It was a casual choice of words that one assumes wouldn't be taken literally, but I can see now how you might feel robbed by the instance not literally involving a bunch of ant penises. It was not my intention to get your hopes up unwarranted.

>>5402
>>5403
>>5404
Fun fact: not all ants rape you, some of them buy you dinner first. No, I kid. The truth is, different types of ants have different modes of attack. Ants with stingers are similar to bees, in that they can sting once and then the stinger gets lodged in whatever they stung and pulls their guts out. Other types of ants don't sting, they just spray poison from their abdomen. They can attack over and over.

>>5405
What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
How do we go about doing it, bros?

>ITT Nigel turns a joke about ants being rapists into a vore fantasy involving ejaculting at niggers
Wont know until you try

>>5408
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm not the one who brought up ant sex. My response to this guy's weird ant fantasy is "what the fuck?". Seriously, this is weirder than that time I met a furry.

>>5409
Let me spell this out for you Nigel.
I made a joke about ants being both rapists, and about determination. Read it again. If theres one thing Ive learned by getting raped by ants, its that no matter how collossal your opponent is, you can still get off and make them feel pain.
It was a joke about how ants operate. Theyre literal gang rapists, against any 'threat' they perceive.

YOURE the one fantasizing about shoving them in ur dick and spraying them at people. Dont deflect, thats all on you.

I have another joke where ants are comparable to muslim rape gangs, but Im not gonna say it cuz of where OP might go with it

A human, compared to an ant, is collossal. Ergo, a human is a collossal adversary for an ant.
And yet, ants commit their lives to sticking their 'stinger' into their adversary and 'ejaculating' fluid that results in a white-fluid filled sore.
Ipsofacto, rape. Doesnt matter how big, the ant will sacrifice its life to jizz in you however available.

How do you go from THAT to "I wanna shove ants up my (quoting) erect penis with a ROD, so I can spray them at niggers"?
Seriously, get help.

>>5408
>>5410
>>5411
>obsessed with ant rape analogies
>makes a retarded joke about ants cumming inside him
>gets made fun of, but is too autistic to realize it and takes it at face value
>spergs out
>blames niggel
I'm fucking howling.

>>5414
>obsessed
I said it once, in a statement about determination. Unsurprisingly, people cant into english comprehension
>retarded joke
You're saying its inaccurate?
>made fun
Yes, it was humiliating watching Nigel go off the rails about furry self insert this, and ejaculating ants at niggers that. Whatever is one to do?
>spergs
Clarifying errant thinking and posturing is sperging? How do you manage socialization with that perception?
>Niggel
If you cant tell its him, Idk what to tell you
>Im totally howling guise, dont you believe me?

>>5415
You've been ranting over ant rape for, like, the past half dozen replies. If you don't see how that's humorous, then I have no advice for you other than to hop off the Internet for a while, champ.
>You're saying its inaccurate?
I'm saying it's funny that you think that way. Why do you think I made fun of your rambling by joking about spewing ants at niggers with my cock, something equally as absurd as likening ant stings to rape? You seem to be taking a conversation about ant rape very seriously, which is amusing.
>still blaming Nigel
Long after this site goes under, I'm sure you'll be yelling at a volleyball named "Nigel", Castaway style. You're still more annoying than he is.

>>5416
>half dozen replies
>ranting
Lets check the record
>>5402
Initial statement
>>5404
Initial response to deliberate lack of comprehension
>>5408
Single-sentence shitpost
>>5410
>>5411
Exhaustive rebuttal (which, being nearly impossible to argue against, is now resulting in more deliberate incomprehensiom and posturing)
>>5415
Refutation of factually incprrect statements
Now, in your 'brilliant' observations, which ones are rants? Am I "ranting" now?
>spewing ants from my cock is on the same level as likening ant stings to rape
Really now? So, calling ants - who stab a person with a probe on their body, and inject fluid into the site of the penetration - rapists is on par, somehow, with shoving ants into your dick and spraying them everywhere during ejaculation.
And you wanna impugn how my mind works? Fucking lol!
Reposting in full for posterity
(reminder, this is the natural mental process when stimulated with an ant rape joke)
>>5406
>What if I develop an immunity to the various attacks of ants? Could I, hypothetically, shove a variety of powerful ant species down my erect cock with a rod of some sort and use them as a sort of symbiotic projectile weapon? Like, I want to ejaculate a spray of deadly ants upon my enemies or really just any time I feel threatened. The niggers at the dollar store would never see it coming. They would, however, see me defiantly cumming a spicy barrage of ants in their general direction.
>How do we go about doing it, bros?
Credit where due, I did assume you and Nigel were the same person. It seemed reasonable enough, and the lazy thinking fit to a T. But as I saw later in the exchange (not that it rendered anything I said inaccurate) that there were two of you. I neglected to notice, and thats on me.

Having said, the rest speaks for its self, little faith that can be had that you'll comprehend what it says.

>>5417
Holy shit you're actually autistic.
What part of "I think you comparing ant stings to rape is absurd" is so difficult for you to pick up? Yes, ants sting and inject fluid into people when they feel threatened. The fact that you feel the need to compare to rape is funny because it shows how immature and autistic you are. I mutated your stupid, autistic rationael with my own so as to ridicule your thought process.
>egotistical
>has to appear as being "right"
>schizoid writing style
>obsessed with Nigel
Niggas? Is that you? Was it hard to stammer out that reply with your mangled hands, retard?

>>5418
Oh right, I'M the autist.
How is your response in any way comparable to my joke? I mean, the joke is based off observable phenomena in which the comparison can be drawn.
Please, illustrate how your thinking is remotely similar?
Next, Id like to know where Ive expressed egotism.
Next, I'd like to know which part you find 'scizoid', and how you qualify that position.
I skipped 'has to appear as being right', cuz thats inaccurate. I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented, yes, but I dont have to appear right (I literally just acknowledved a fault in my position so, Idk where you're going with that).
>obssessed
Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster? Wouldnt that mean I was right? Ergo its not an obsession, its pattern recognition? Let me guess, it is an obsession to observe that slovenly characters with brightly colored hair probably want to tell you their preferred pronouns?
Comparably, is it obsession to observe that when one or more people making egregious errors in logic and comprehension, that Nigel is at the heart of it?
Was I wrong?
>stammer
You should play in the NBA with reach like that

>>5419
>How is your response in any way comparable to my joke?
How long do we need to keep going in circles like this?
>I DO have to insist that my position is authentically represented
Again, can't you see how ridiculous this whole conversation is? You either lack the self awareness to do so or you know it, but just can't let go of petty squabbling, presumably due to your ego and apparently short temper. You do this all the time and it drives conversations into the ground.
>Are you claiming that Nigel isnt the other poster?
He had nothing to with the conversation until you brought him up, like you always do. In. Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.

>>5420
If by going in circles you mean 'dodging the question because you know theres no legitimacy to your point', as long as you prefer. Whether you found the joke funny or not, you have already admitted that ant stings could be compared to rape.
How is my joke comparable to your 'joke' of shoving ants up your dick? Is there some observable phenomenon that Im unaware of? Perhaps an indigenous people, or some craven animal that does this? Cuz it seems like YOUR thought process somehow came up with that, and while I havent taken a survey, somehow I doubt that any reasonable person would be able to make that sort of leap and THEN try to claim its on par.
>rodiculous
Oh, I can see how ridiculous this conversation is. I see how I posted a joke in the text of a determination-based post (reminder, this thread is supposed to be about offering advice and insight and such) and (you) seem hell bent on construing it in every possible way except the manner it was intended, and now doing his damndest to avoid acknowledging that you may have jumped the gun, or that your interest in coming after me may have been better suited to another attempt.
>you do this all the time
Citation?
>He had nothing to do with it
Is that a tacit admission that I WAS right, that he was precisely where I said he would be?
Thank you for admitting that I was correct, and that all your simping posturing is simply that.
While you're posturing, take note of how I didnt even mention his name until you were both trying to take me to task because you didnt get the joke? No, you got the joke, you were simply too intent on trying to get me for SOMETHING at LAST that you fired off half-cocked.
>Every. Other. Fucking. Thread.
And. Im. Right. 99%. Of. The. Time.