/sp/ - Football

Okay guise I had a pretty weird idea in the course of a shower earlier today. (Also somewhat based on pic related.) Thoughts?

What if somebody made a comic where Anon was facing off against a bunch of sword weilding mares with his'sword'?
But like
His cock is only at maximum strength when it's fully erect
So the entire battle, he's just thinking about how much he wants to shove it in the mare's cunt/ass
And to defeat them
He just cums inside them with a force so powerful that it rips them to shreds
But then mares start to catch on, and start fighting dirty with buckets of water
Because if his dick isn't erect
Then he can't fight them with it
Thoughts?