/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

No one can kill the peetzer princess.

>>366733
And she's pleased about that.

>>366747
It's pronounced peetzer you phillistine

>>366732
<Be me twenty seventh best hors
<The Peetzer Pone
<Sometime after the ultimate villain team up and around fall
<But in Snow county it's snow and under the barrier a nice spring or cool summer.
<As the second supreme ruler, yes my lovey dovey also counts as a supreme ruler, it falls upon me to ensure the citizenship is well cared for.
<They're almost perfectly fine.
<Yet they haven't known of peetzer.
<Someponies might chalk it up to being sealed for a thousand years, or it hasn't been invented yet, but that's factually and morally incorrect.
<Peetzer began as the pony first took their steps.
<The now called Chicoltgo peetzer of the Earth Ponies hearty and filling.
<The Clydes' Cloud peetzer, swift and crunchy of the pegasi.
<The peetzers of the unicorns mysterious and esoteric, one of which is the York peetzer.
<The mini peetzers of the Thestral clans ready before any pony knows and gone just as silently.
<Yet there lies a peetzer for everypony the peetzer which their cutie mark resonates with.
<Finally the Alicorn peetzer no words can be said to describe it.
<The issue is the crystal ponies should have their own peetzer.
<But all records are gone, SOMBRA erased all mention of peetzers.
<The mirror realities which could hold a clue don't.
<It's as if crystal ponies never ever developed peetzer.
<But SOMBRA left the recollection that they did once know of a unique peetzer possibly used to torment them more.
<Now I could create a special task force for figuring out the crystal pony peetzer and I have, but it's personal now.
<Nopony takes away a mare or stallion's right to peetzer!
>"My big peetzer pony come to bed I've got that sauce you like~."
"Y-yes! I'll be right there Shiny just logging off my online notes."
<The crystal pony peetzer will be found.

>>366747
why is there a hand coming out of her chest

>>366765
A mare with a mission. A holy task, one might say.

The crystal peetzer will glisten with near-forgotten glory as it is redeveloped or rediscovered.