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Porn but with poners.

>>337571
Neck yourself, faggot.

>>337720
Fags have AIDS

>>337722
So does your mother

>>337722
horses can't get AIDS though

>>337726
They can if they're faggots.

>>337723
>>337726
So where are you guys from? You don't seem to be from around here.

>>337729
>There are no degenerates on /mlpol/
I don't wanna break your illusion, but.

>>337729
>where are you from
the real world, where horses can't get AIDS.

>>337727
name one instance of a horse getting AIDS motherfucker

Less arguing in the horse porn thread, more horse porn in the horse porn thread

>>337736
This
We already had this argument 4 years ago (which was a manufactured controversy made by detractors to split the community). Ponies allowed, no exceptions.

Frenly reminder that the thread title literally say Horsepussy

>>337740
And yet, there is none in your post.

>>337740
friendly reminder to suck my dick

>>337742
Does it look like this?

>>337742
Friendly reminder to blow your worthless brains out.

>>337747
Look, you are free to post your horse cock on this site, but this is the mare pussy thread. Go make your own thread for horse cock.

>>337742
You seem rather agitated by horsepussy, or at least the concept of it. Are you sure you dont need to go back?

>>337772
Go back to where? I've been here from the first month of this site's existence, sounds like you're the one who can't handle a little trolling

>>337779
>>337772
It kinda seems like you-re agitated by nothing

Lrðyd judy rnjoy horsecunny

>>337883
>fishnets and teats
That's hot.

>>337896
UNFF Limestone

>>337899
Best Pie Sister.

>>338063
Excellent mares.

>>338067
Bon Bon is looking Great in that pic

Some OC I made playing around with SFM. I'm curious what you guys think of it.

>>338098
Looks really good. Great pose.

>>338099
Thanks. I did these as well.

A fine piece of art.

>>338098
Looks Great Anon, Love the socks.

>>338269
Anon, I coomed

>>338274
>>338293
>>338309
Thanks. I actually wouldn't mind getting some more practice with the software, so if anyone has any requests I can try to make them nothing super complicated, please.

>>338423
The obvious request given the images are Fluttershy and Twilight together. Love the images.

>>338423
If you add to a model of one can you take and use it on another? If that is the case then if you are serious down the road on this...
What if you just worked on adding more detail to lets say the ears and wings. And if that goes well to the hooves and mane/tail.

Also is SFM hard? Does it take a monster machine to use?

>>338523
Not Him but i have some answers
>Also is SFM hard?
Yes.
>Does it take a monster machine to use?
No i was able to run it on a laptop from 2014
Also have some Horse Pussy

>>338523
The SFM models are pre-built by someone with more 3D modeling skills than I have. It's possible to edit the models themselves in blender if you want to modify details or whatever, but it's far more trouble to do than it's worth. You basically have to decompile the SFM model into something Blender can understand, and then export it from Blender into something that SFM can understand when you're done. I'm pretty sure there's a Blender plugin that can do both, but again, it's probably a lot more trouble than its worth.

>Also is SFM hard?
Depends on what you're trying to do with it and how much time you're willing to spend learning it. SFM isn't a program for creating 3D models, you just import existing 3D models that you can pose and animate and so forth. It's kind of an unwieldy program to use at times, and there's an early learning curve, but I'm picking it up quickly enough, so I imagine most other anons could as well.

I've been contemplating throwing together a video tutorial for the aspects of it that I've figured out. I don't consider myself an expert on it by any means, but I had to do a lot of googling and run through different tutorials to figure out what I needed to know, so I figure I could at least save people the trouble of doing all that with a "lewd pony quick start" tutorial. There are plenty of tutorials already out there for how to use SFM specifically for pony content, but I've never found anything that specifically explains using it for porn, so it would probably be a good thing to do.

>Does it take a monster machine to use?
I have a middle of the road gaming rig I built in 2019 and it runs fine on that, and that other anon >>338546 says he ran it on a 2014 laptop, so I would say probably no, though I probably wouldn't try using it on a Lenovo Thinkpad or anything like that. Main technical issue I've had with it is that it tends to suck up memory when you've been running it for awhile. It also likes to randomly error out and quit, so make sure you save your work frequently.

>>338424
In progress.

I think this is a rebuttal and memory jogger unlike jogging joggers.

>second page
Never again.

>>339160
>biting foreskin
WTF

>>339182
Dear God! Put a spoiler on that shit next time, anon!
more hand-in-hoof holding, please.

>>339432
Top fetish pone.

>>339437
Armor is God Tier

>third page
Epona forgive us.

Dark grey genitals are gay and niggerish
Brightly coloured genitals (especially pink ones) are better

>>339574
What if the horse is dark and grey? Doesn't make much sense to have bright pink genitals in that case.

>>339574
Plenty of horses have dark genitals.

>>339642
post evidence

>>339649
I don't have pics of irl horse genitals on me right now, and I don't feel like finding them. Search them yourself.
Dark genitals aren't uncommon on horses.

>>339649
>>339650
Dont worry lads, Ive got you covered
Be thankful that you dont know what you should be thanking me for

>inb4 theyre brown
Alot of Aryanne artwork is inspired by irl white horses, who's skin tone can be observed to darken significantly around the groin/ponut area. Such vaginas are very hard to search for without getting alot of undesired responses, so this is the best you're getting

We must secure a future for white horses and their vaginas.

>>339651
>>339653
Very Nice, Moar!

>>339689
Shhhh. Now is the time for ponies, not horses.

>>340147
Why does CB Twi make everything look like it's sweating bacon grease?

>>340159
Ponies are greasy.

>>339908
Why does milky way support ukraine?

>>340172
She doesn't, her colours are not the same.

>>340174
They look pretty similar.
HNNNNNG nice plush

>>340172
Because she would otherwise be enslaved by the Ponylandish KGB and used as PM Little Supreme Ruler’s personal milk mare.
>>341270
Has the “I can’t believe it’s not Badumsquish” tag been added to pic 5?

>340172
>343023
That's just retarded, Ukraine picked the colors to match ponies.
Like any decent country the flags are related directly and indirectly to ponies.
It's simple science and history.

>>343025
The current flag of Ukraine has been in use since 1992.

>343031
That's nice. Like I said.
<Like any decent country the flags are related directly and indirectly to ponies.
<It's simple science and history.

>>343033
><Like any decent country the flags are related directly and indirectly to ponies.
By this logic, every flag is related to Lightning Bliss, since at least one color of each flag appears in her mane.

>>343132
>image 3
you lost or something?

>>343138
>you lost or something?
Just messing around a bit.

>>331126
Apparently we do need more of these threads. We apparently don’t talk about the show enough.

>>343235
Uhm,... whats left to discuss?

>>343243
Probably the TYT series, the G5 movie, etc. If this is supposed to be an MLP discussion forum, then where is the MLP discussion? 4/mlp/ seems to have a lot of it.

>>343244
They just recycle the same tired talking points to create the illusion of show discussion.

>>343247
But it isn’t like we are doing much better, no? I mean, we have the Anonfilly thread and this thread, but we don’t have much else in the way of MLP-related content. There were a couple of G5 threads, but they quickly went the way of the dodo.

>>343248
I think G5 isn't really discussed here because there just aren't many people who are interested. If people want to discuss it there's nothing stopping them.

>>343248
Who's your favourite pony out of the mane six, and what was her best episode?

I tried editing the nigger out of this moondancer pic, but i'm not based enough to remove the pubes.

>>343261
I could've sworn that post included the original image...

>>343262
>>343261
Whatever. Discord fren removed the pubes.

>>343261
>>343263
Worse without the pubes Desu

>>343265
Horses don't have pubes

>>343270
Who says?
>>343258
I personally don’t have a single favorite of either, but I relate to Princess Twilight on many levels.

>>343271
Mares have hair on every part of their bodies except for their pussies.

>>343273
In that case horse pussy should really be bright pink instead of blue/purple/whatever

>>343293
I think the “light blue” parts would be the labias.

Passionate debates over cartoon horse genitals are the best thing about this site.
I like to imagine that every mare's vagina has an ever so slightly different taste and scent.

>>343300
Other than Rarity’s tasting like marshmallow and Pinkie’s tasting like bubblegum, how would we know what the rest of their aromas and tastes would be like?

>>343258
Applejack, and Applebuck Season.

>>343261
>>343263
Very well done.

>>343293
>pink genitals
As much as I like that, it applies only when the pony is either actually pink or ~~aryan~~ white, because their underlying skin would be pink. But for most ponies, their skin is either dark, mottled, or a roughly similar shade to their coat. Pink horse pussy is beyond compare, though.

>>343300
>>343302
Every pony's secretions has a taste pertaining to her cutie mark. In that case, you would much rather go down on a confectioner mare rather than a mechanic.

>>343302
>how would we know what the rest of their aromas and tastes would be like?
*We* would have to lick and sniff their interdimensional horse pussies to truly know for sure. Cum inside CERN and hope a mare pops out.
<Rainbow Dash
Skittles, obviously. Scent of sweaty mare pussy.
<Fluttershy
Cotton candy. Scent of pineapple.
<Twiggles
Grape jelly beans. Scent of lavender.
<Applejack
Apple fritters. Faint scent of burnt hickory.

Get on it, Soapone.

>>343300
>>343302
>what does mare snowpity smell like?
>>343305
>lists random shit
>low autism level
You can do better if you tried, anon.

I was looking through the soap thread and realized I didn't actually list them. I have them other places though, including matrix chat over the months. Regardless, here is what I have
Fluttershy is "pine woods"
Rainbowdash is "rain clouds"
Luna is "fresh desert night"
Celestia is "fresh day on the beach"
Rarity is a classic old-school hoity toity perfume kind of smell
Twilight Sparkle is "old books"
Pinkie Pie is "candy store"
Applejack is "apple orchard"
All of them smell fantastic and unique, and VERY accurately represent each fragrance theme for the pony.
Twilight Sparkle's snowpity brings me back to the many many hours I would spend in libraries reading various things.
Celestia's snowpity reminds me of all the times I used to visit the beach, poking at starfish and sea anemones.
Luna's snowpity reminds me of the number of times I drove through deserts cross-country at night,
and so on.
They were not designed to be nostalgic, but they so closely represent each theme that they will be nostalgic to anyone who has experienced such things.
Nor was each theme randomly chosen either. Some are obvious, but the rest took quite a bit of considering before deciding on a theme to most accurately represent them.

Have a princess sized ponut to think of when in the shower next time. Maybe one day they will be an actual product.