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Anonymous
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Welcome to the Mongolian political horsewhispering forum, also known as /mlpol/. This thread is dedicated to helping out newfags coming to the site with integrating into the local culture. If you have a question about something, or need spoonfed on something, don't be afraid to ask me or any other Anon willing to help.

Here's a few things to start.

1.- Read the policy page first: https://mlpol.net/policy.html

2.- When in doubt, lurk moar.

3.- Praise American, Praise Football.

4.- MODS = GODS.

5.- Anonfilly did nothing wrong.

6.- No one knows what /1ntr/ is for, not even /1ntr/.

7.- Check the catalog.

8.- Go away, Zald.

9.- Don't start shit.

11.- This is nice board.

And finally...

12.- The right to bare ponies SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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Anonymous
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>>291462
I see... Simular to waving a red flag to a bull we wave a swatsika flug so a mob of edgy teenagers makes more angry noises. It's the point where the facts deteriorate just so we can piss horrible people off.
Anonymous
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Wait... was post pagination just recently added? you crazy lads, you finally did it! You are now ten times better than 4chan.
Pupper
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>>291521
>Wait... was post pagination just recently added?
Added pagination a few hours ago. Hope it works well and as intended.
Anonymous
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>>291523
Will you add the ability to upload .JFIF image files?
Pupper
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>>291554
I will try to add jfif to the file format detection code and make it valid for upload. Should not be a problem doing this.
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https://youtu.be/bc1wi0VMhbA
Anonymous
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Pupper
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I see there is a little bug in the update code. Working on fix (hopefully wont take long.
Anonymous
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I make post OC
Anonymous
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>>292291
>soon to be Sneed’s
Anonymous
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>>292291
That's the joke
Anonymous
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>>292300
You're a joke
Anonymous
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>>292309
Your mom's a ho
Anonymous
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MLPOL HAS BANNED TOR USERS

FUCK THIS PLACE YOU KIKES

FUCK CLOUDLFLARE

FUCK DEGENERARE PONY INCELS
Lotus
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>>292899
There's no note or mention of tor access being turned off in staff chat, so I don't think that's true. Try a different node. I'll ask Pupper if he did turn off tor.
Pupper
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No.292906
>>292899
Tor is not banned (there is no option to ban Tor in the code). Individual exit nodes might have been banned and when I tested first time I was able to post (didn't get Tor flag but not my own flag), second time I got an "You are banned... Ban will be lifted at ..." message. But I see the ban message was a bit lacking and didn't show ban reason. This is an oversight in code that I will fix.
When individuals abuse the freedom we offer by posting CP, as an example, we have to ban that poster (which might happen to be an Tor exit node). The alternative would be that we let users post whatever they want without option to ban as long as they post from Tor, letting them post CP over and over again as an example.
Anonymous
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>>292899
You were saying?
Anonymous
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>>292899
>Reddit spacing
Anonymous
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>>292900
>>292907
>>292910
Showing captcha by cloud flare I am unable to get to the site without captcha cunt bot then if I do match the autistic pictures all my exit nodes are banned. Everytime I try and post it says “you’re banned.” New circuit. “BANNED”.

Stop calling me a liar the captcha Jew is real. I used to be able to post here.
Anonymous
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>>292910
You’re a cringe fag I never go on Reddit.
Anonymous
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>>292973
>Stop calling me a liar the captcha Jew is real.
Dear frustrated whiny anon.
The Cloudfare captcha is because that company detects that your request is coming through a proxy tunnel. Not a /mlpol/ fault.
>New circuit. “BANNED”.
It happens that because your location a limited quantity of nodes are available to you, yup, TOR is not so random as it wants to appear.
Do the following experiment, just a very superficial test. Every time you connect to TOR, only nodes in America and NATO countries will be available to you, rarely of never a node outside that boundary will be available... Curious, isn't it?
Anonymous
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>>292976
By the way, Cloudfare is the owner of the expressway, we are just drivers using its infrastructure.
Anonymous
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Where did the search function go?
Pupper
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>>293303
It is in development. Currently working on it, and hopefully will be added (in rudimentary form) in not too long (before Christmas). But if you talk about the Catalog search it is there (filter selection by OP text).
Anonymous
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>>292977
But isn’t Cloudflare pretty much an enemy of the brony community by now?
Anonymous
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>>294122
>bronie
Oh, its u again. The paranoid schizo who thinks that cloudflare is conspiring against horsefuckers
Anonymous
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>>294122
Remember when virtue-signalling clowns on woke forums went on self-congratulatory rants about how bronies were "oppressed" and "The next step in human evolution" and "the nicest kindest smartest prettiest most creativest and wholesome 100 fandom in the world"?
Please don't be one of those guys.
Anonymous
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>>294122
I thought Cloudflare was the enemy of everyone.
Anonymous
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>>174798
Hi, I've been lurking here for a couple months now.
Anonymous
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>>294356
Henlo fren
Anonymous
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>>294356
>booping
Hello.
Anonymous
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>>289203
>>291338
>>245645
>>237176
>>237065
>>237063
>>237041
>>216094
>>192411
>>176914
>>176909
Newfag here. Thank you for keeping a place where I can jerk off to horsepussy and ass like I used to on /mlp/ before the scruffening.

>>237297
I'm looking to learn horse skeletal musculature for a special project.
Anonymous
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>>294579
These should help greatly. If not then I have a vast variety of various equine anatomical poses for you to... study. Yes, to research and examine. That is what I meant.
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>>294579
>>294598
Have fun with these.
Anonymous
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>>294598
>>294600
So which bit is the yummiest?
Anonymous
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>>294598
>>294600
On mlp: >>36289291
Anonymous
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I've just watched some old videos of internet aristocrat's coverage of gamergate. Since I am a vodka drinking sperg, I have no idea how this whole situation ended. (and judging by what results google shows me it's unlikely a win)

Can you red pill me on what happened? Did Zoe bitch get what was coming for her? The Quinspiracy theory turned out to be true and all cards were at our disposal.

I'd create a thread but assuming this was a big event, you had discussed it already (assuming mlpol existed in 2014). I know there's a rigged election and corona, but for pure sake of education and history, can you tell drunk ushanka wearing Ivan what happened?
Anonymous
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Also is it okay to talk about gamergate? Rumors say it was a bannable offence back then. Sorry if so. Just ignore my post and I'll proceed to fuck off.
Anonymous
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>>294629
That's easy, it's the sleazy part of the mad mare where there is a good share to stare at the wheezy point of the meeting joint that leaves none disappointed when you are beckoned to be sent to become appointed at the rare lair of the mare that leaves men with sentiment that gives them a pitched tent that leaves em' bewitched if you have lent a fair hint of mental mint, to some it's worth the risk to get the most yummy turf of birth considered condemned as everlasting equine sin of the mummy tummy that gets gooey, it's trickery to call it sin if a man's salty sea of kin ends his misery when he will set himself free with a mare for he, lest he forget and forever longer lust to depend on the care of a mare when his flute will shoot and plant root as well as suite the cute mare within her lair, when he enters her salty snare he will be trapped in her hair until his sea of misery shall flood with an ecstasy of beastly intertwining when bodily wining shall begin shining and emotions begin climbing that will leave him pining for more as he drifts ashore smiling from entering the mares door until he leaves sore to depart an end to his depression with a newfound obsession of his erection preferring equine selection.
When a man can understand what a mare has planned that most consider cute do not care about whether most astute minds will tare at the fritter of the wild wet weather of both a white resolute fair mare will know at the sight of sexual might what is meant to be sent at the giving of enchanted peppered penis while greeted with the preferred tremendous taste that is stupendously laced with the heated hormone that makes men's tent pent while faced with the mare moan along arousing the scent of pony peppermint that pitches and releases the salty stones of men, thereafter the tasting tongue is sent without a doubt of conceivable clout of the lustful taste of the pony master race that is as frothy as stout until you have pulled out, when it is then you are the subject of hate from the taste of the hot slot of a mare's gooey gate that decided your fate as an enemy of the state.
From the wet walls of an appeased mare not too tall that will make you fall into her hot hall where the taste of the liquid is enough to accept the call of a mares fluid that will send you stupid when stricken by the cursed cupid of equine sin but is worth to win tempted taste from the pleased beast that makes men crazed and amazed from the hormone laced taste of the delicate delicacy of beautiful beast buttocks both dangerously delightful and strangely insightful.
Funny how it's the runny honey of pony pussy makes men loony is the key to intimate insanity.
It's the yummiest, runniest, saltiest, hottest and tastiest part of a heated hormone-hungry horse.
Anonymous
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>>294646
You can talk about GG all you want here.

>>294644
Zoe still works in the industry and videogames are more pozzed than ever. Go ahead and make a thread just make sure it is a good thing. This place could always use good discussion.
Anonymous
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>>294692
Yo I remember gamergate
https://ggwiki.deepfreeze.it/index.php?title=GamerGate
Anonymous
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>>294722
Thanks for dropping by. The link is what I really wanted to get from this and it's nice to read something true for once. Wikipedia is too damn corrupt.
Anonymous
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>>174798
hi guys newfag here =3 i'm new to altchan culture, but this one feels friendly and welcoming! i read the policy page and this entire thread btw~ never really looked at pony porn until now. i kinda like it. it makes my dick really hard when looking at it. never watched a full mlp episode b4. will be wholeseome to wholesome people, and toxic to toxic people.
Anonymous
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>>295125
Welcome newfriend
Anonymous
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>>295127
thank u! ^__^
Anonymous
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>>295125
hi.
Anonymous
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>>295198
hey anon :) i'm loving this place it's very comfy. am trying to be as active as i can.
Anonymous
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>>295125
>>295199
Glad to have you.
Anonymous
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Twibooru is down?
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Who will help me stuff this jew into an oven?